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You will only be admitted into my heart if you can balance a stack of plates on your nose. While singing "God Bless America."
...Wait, scratch that. Just sing "God Bless America." That in itself will be impressive because I've never known the words to it. Sing, muse, sing!
And by the way, is your name pronounced Tob-in (like bobbin') or Tobe-in (like...rollin'....er...)? Just curious. ;)
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