Sunday, February 08, 2004

LMAO!

This quote from Bush, referring to his decision to put off the new report done by the intelligence commission about Iraq, is just pure comedy gold.

"Look we're in a political season."

Oooh! Now it all becomes clear! You obviously just want to give the American people ample time to assess whether or not you made good calls on invading another innocent country. It's not at all that all the falsified intelligence that you waved around was completely full of shit and that you knew it, it can't be that.

Course, according to you, you never told the American people that you were positive Saddam Hussein had chemical weapons or weapons of mass destruction of any kind, you apparently told all of us that Saddam has "the ability to make weapons"! Not that he had weapons. Of course.

But, wait, what was this that you said? "Right now, Iraq is expanding and improving facilities that were used for the production of biological weapons." (September 12, 2002)

Or how about this? "We have sources that tell us that Saddam Hussein recently authorized Iraqi field commanders to use chemical weapons -- the very weapons the dictator tells us he does not have." (February 8, 2003)

Or this? "Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised." (March 18, 2003)

And this? "We are learning more as we interrogate or have discussions with Iraqi scientists and people within the Iraqi structure, that perhaps he destroyed some, perhaps he dispersed some. And so we will find them." (April 24th, 2003)

Hmm? "We'll find them. It'll be a matter of time to do so." (May 3, 2003)

Course, now it's different, it is "Already, the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations."

Whatever the fuck that means. Whats the equipment that Iraq concealed from the UN? Chairs? Tables? Spent bullet casings that could possibly house toxic nerve agents? Mmhmm.

It mostly just makes me sad that so many stupid Americans believe that, regardless of all the fucking lies, what Bush did was OK. As if they were over in Iraq living there for years, as if everything they're told by the "President" and the media is true.

It's as if Condoleeza Rice's continuous droning of "dangerous man" and "world's most dangerous region" has wormed it's way into everyones brains and made them think that we are the only country that knows right from wrong. Oh, and that rate, made them all forget completely about Afghanistan and Osama Bin Laden. We got our Osama facsimile, I guess.