Dan, I seem to be enjoying your company more everytime you post!
As for my story being famous, in the Mid-West it already is. The Camel Ass Whupping is spreading like wild fire. It's not a catch phrase, it's not the "thing to do", it is not something fun for a slow weekend. It is a fucking way of life goddammit!

"Oh have you fucked the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man." Don't ask. You don't want to know. Stuy went too far.

@ 2:27:27 PM By adams adams

The wheezing, gradually quietening whispers you hear are actually the dying breaths of a weblog that was never meant to exist as it does. Kill the body, the head will die.

@ 5:58:40 PM By Stuy Parker

Friday, November 03, 2000

I used that excuse once at a dinner party my step-mom and dad threw. Didn't pan out so well. The poor neighbours were so disturbed they had no idea what hit them.

@ 10:51:42 AM By adams adams

The AIM Files have been updated. That means all you Stuy stalkers better haul on over there to get your fix. What better way to waste away your time then by reading Adrian's, soon to be famous, Camel Whupping story, or to see Stuy give Alli and me shit for seeing each other. I can't think of one, can you? Nope, so go! Now!

@ 12:44:13 PM By Dan Crum

You know, its a good thing I've moved on from being upset about these things. In related news: only four days left, everyone better go buy me a birthday present right quick. Come on, you know you want to celebrate November 7th because you get to vote and I turn 19 and Dan and I meet by buying me a present.

@ 5:56:47 PM By Alli Coe

Thursday, November 02, 2000

I dug through one of the trashcans at school this morning, picking out the little torn up pieces of a letter my friend's ex wrote her but tore up and threw away. Damn I'm a good friend.

@ 12:17:18 PM By Alli Coe

Ah, Mr.Crum, I see we have at least one similar interest. Have you (or anyone else for that matter) actually seen it?
Also, has anyone seen Ms. Cohen, Mr. Turner or Mr. Maxwell?

@ 2:45:49 PM By adams adams

Hello mates! I'm here. Just been tied up with little things and stuff, but I'm here. Oh! How rude of me! My name is Gershwin, Gershwin Maxwell... pleased to meet you. Now if you'll excuse me, I must get these trousers off. Rather toasty in here.

@ 9:50:27 PM By Gershwin Maxwell

Wednesday, November 01, 2000

Welcome Dan, and Gershwin. While I'm pretty new to checking out both of your sites, I look forward to interacting with some new folks on here.
In other news: Halloween was great. Me nad my band of merry adventurers ran amok in our shitty town from house to house gathering sugar coated supplies to fuel our sheer insanity of adolescence, stupidity and our slutty and inane costumes. A very horny, idiotic night. Hope everyone had as much fun as us.

@ 7:03:27 AM By adams adams

I'm very familiar with our special guests, especially Dan who will actually be visiting me next week. I'll make sure he gets some time to blog while he is here and he'll probably be on my webcam as well. Pretty exciting stuff, don't you think?

@ 4:36:45 PM By Alli Coe

Well I don't know what they think, but I'm definetly excited. The search for Stuyvesant Parker was started today 24 hours after he was reported missing to the police. Stuy, as his friends called him, could usually be found at ElectricBiscuit but has not been seen there since 5:44 yesterday morning. We are all worried about him and how he'll cope outside of ElectricBiscuit as we search for our lost comrade. Well, everyone except me. I'm too busy watching this, and I suggest you do the same, if you haven't already. If you have, watch it again, and again, and again...

@ 10:34:56 PM By Dan Crum

Tuesday, October 31, 2000

Happy Halloween Everyone, and goodbye. Stuyvesant Parker is making his exit. I'll see you guys later, have fun while I'm gone... We have some special guests who will be blogging in my absence, two fellars you might recognize. Either way, have a good time. If you look hard enough, you might just find me, but don't count on it. Later gators. (I still have to finish up the site for my leave, but, you know. Better to wake up to bad news (?) than to get it later in the day, right? Right?)

@ 5:44:58 AM By Stuy Parker

Today in my computer class - fun with cursors! Whoo...so thrilling. I wonder what our dear Stuy is for Halloween this year. Guess we can't ask him, can we? I'm a fairy this year because I had to have a PG rated costume, last years "Little Red Riding Ho" just wouldn't have been appropriate for the party I'm going to this afternoon.

@ 12:47:34 PM By Alli Coe

Greetings and salutations. I'd like to say hello and to introduce myself being as how this is my debut electric biscuit post. I'm Dan. There, that wasn't as hard as I thought it would be, all that nervousness for nothing. Well, I'm sure we're all going to miss Stuy very much and while I know Gershwin and I are no match, I hope we can help keep you a little entertained in his absence. Well, I have work to do on other sites, being as how I have my own too, so I'll leave you with this. Have a happy Halloween, I already know what I'm going to be.

@ 7:57:00 PM By Dan Crum

First, Hello Dan. Goodbye Stuy. Second.... Someone smashed my pumpkin. I spent a good hour and a half carving it, and it really pisses me off. I know who did it, too. It's a damn shame that the true spirit of Halloween has to be ruined by Hooligans. That's why we were one of about 5 people on our street giving out candy. Ah, hell.

@ 8:56:01 PM By Alfred Turner

Monday, October 30, 2000

Some guy actually has a nerve to insult the fact that there are, gasp, typos on this page! Oh, no! I am so hurt. (Perhaps you can try writing using capital letters on your own page, if you feel so passionate about typos, misspellings, and grammatical mistakes, guy.)

Also, JUiCE stopped in, and no one really knows why. He says, "Make sure to add a link to the BALLERiCONS cuz they r def the hypest IM icons!!" And, who can argue with the statement like that? Definately not me! So, here you go, check out BALLERiCONS, because they are definately the hypest instant messanger icons! (Oh yeah.)

@ 3:35:04 AM By Stuy Parker

I contacted JUiCE to compliment him on the fucking great icons, and he asked if I had a site. I mentioned that I blogged on EB and he fucking loved the place. So yeah, I know why he came.

This day in history: 1944, Anne Frank deported from Auschwitz to the Bergen Belsen concentration camp. (News from my mom.)

@ 11:29:42 AM By adams adams

I'm irrational, emotional, and I think I need psychiatric help. Or not, I haven't really decided yet.

@ 8:16:51 PM By Alli Coe

I just painted my fingernails black. Everyone I know can laugh now. (ahh, I love Halloween.)

@ 9:50:25 PM By Alfred Turner

Sunday, October 29, 2000

People of America, I urge you, do not vote in the upcoming presidential election.

Why you ask? Your vote doesnt count! The electoral college system if a fallucy of the American lie of democracy. We are a sad, sad republic incapable of the democratic vote. Your vote will never count as long as the electoral vote is an active part of the American mask of "People's Choice" or whatnot. If you feel like I am bullshit or whatnot with my opinions or posts, im me @ Stellardxm. (without the . fanboy)

@ 12:17:38 AM By adams adams

The electoral college is a compromise between a system of popular vote and a system where congress (I think, that of the house or something) gets to choose the president. It may not be the best system but your vote is still reflected, still heard. When Perot got a good percentage (17%, I think) of the popular vote he didn't get any electoral votes but the message that people wanted more than just two parties came across.

Ask yourself this - how is not voting going to help? If you don't vote you don't have the right to complain about politics. Not voting is not going to change the voting system. Write to your congressman, your senator, your representative about that. But also vote in the election so people know you care and because you are lucky to have that right.

On a side note my birthday is on election day (Nov 7) and it will be my first time getting to vote in a presidential election. I'm damn excited about that. (Also, Dan is coming to visit that day :)

@ 11:51:45 AM By Alli Coe

Yes but then again, who says they always vote the way we do? The media who tells us this? How far can we trust them?

I Guess it really doesn't matter. Ariel, I hope you don't think me an asshole to suggest such a strong clichè but, can we just agree to disagree? Public opinion of me is wavering back and forth and I really don't want to get kicked off of here again. If you want to further discuss politics on a not so public place let's get a forum going, or im me.

In other news, Adrian is very disappointed right now. You see, I have this ritual for Halloween, consisting of watching scary movies all month and going trick-or-treating that night after watching the Simpsons Halloween special. However, this Halloween we have to say "fuck tradition". There will be none! There will be none of that "fun"! There will be none of that "candy"! I have been forlorned for a long time now because one little factor is fucking up my Halloween.

There is absolutely no decent horror movies on!

I watched the original Psycho and that is decent. Yet, there should be more! More movies I say! More! However, I digress, there shall be none. I shall go without. I will sit back on my sickly orange couch watching shitty movies that don't measure up. I swear there is some evil god that watches zealous horror movie fans and curses them with this sort of thing.

Thank you very much. No posts for a little while from me.

@ 2:10:56 PM By adams adams