Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! "Requiem for a Dream" recieved a NC-17 rating from the MPAA... Which means, yes, dear readers, I will not be able to see the film until it is released on video and DVD which, yes, dear readers, pisses the fuck out of me. God, I swear, uh, to God.

@ 4:44:16 AM By Stuy Parker

Nevermind. It's being released "Unrated" and the MPAA is bullying theaters into treating it as a NC-17 flick. Which means, if there is a god, I will probably be able to see it. And if I do see it, it will probably be one of the greatest moments of my life.

@ 4:52:42 AM By Stuy Parker

My brithday is in exactly a month, before EB's birthday. That means that you get to spend your money on me first. You can celebrate election day and my 19th birthday (both November 7) by buying me a present.

@ 12:25:41 PM By Alli Coe

I love you slim girl. Your menu is neato. Though I am sure you could probably piss me off several times over even if you didn't try, so, please, don't try. I'll have to kick your ass. Not that I condone the act of kicking girl's asses but... Hey, do as I say, not as I do.

@ 4:19:49 PM By Stuy Parker

Why don't people share warez through Scour? It would be so easy. Use the same method people used to overcome the mp3 protection on Xoom. Have like "Photoshop 6 Beta (Rename to Zip).mpg" or something. It would make everything so much easier. Unless they have something that checks filetypes to make sure they are actually the type of file they are marked to be, but I doubt it.

@ 10:23:29 PM By Stuy Parker

So check this out, the window in my room is open and mariachi music is flowing in from the party down the street. It is half annoying, half hilarious. It was worse earlier when I had a headache and all I could hear was the bump bump of the bass.

@ 10:40:24 PM By Alli Coe

Those Priceline comercials with William Shatner are awesome. At first they were kind of hilarious, and then a little annoying, but now they are incredible. I find myself tapping my foot with the upbeat one, and then I can feel the energy in his voice when he goes, "Bust a move!" at the end of it... It's incredible, I would buy a CD of it if he recorded anything new.

Oh, yeah, and I want Molly Ringwald. Mmm.

@ 10:56:32 PM By Stuy Parker

Friday, October 06, 2000

Yes, I have taken the ultimate Lop step and added the BlogHop rating buttons below the menu. If Lesley would hurry the fuck up and stop sitting on her fingers, maybe I would know if they worked or not. But, she doesn't seem to be responding to my screaming any longer so who knows.

@ 12:50:41 AM By Stuy Parker

I have grown very fond of Alan Parsons Project's "I Robot," just thought you'd all like to know. Very, very good album.

@ 2:23:03 AM By Stuy Parker

The most singularly bullshit horoscope I have ever gotten in my entire life: "Whatever happened to those resolutions for the new year, century, and millennium? Find your old list to see how you're doing. Rededicate yourself to a cause that hungers for your attention."

@ 4:19:07 AM By Stuy Parker

Don't try to say it sucks on it's own, Mark.

@ 4:22:46 AM By Stuy Parker

Non-stop violence, they feed us cascades, of non-believers dying in the sand. Feeding us with violence, we face the fall of man. Believe me, and catch me if you can.

@ 4:40:08 AM By Stuy Parker

Holy shit. Typical redesign.

@ 4:41:10 AM By Stuy Parker

ElectricBiscuit turns One on November 22nd. What are you getting me? Check out my Amazon Wishlist for ideas.

@ 5:13:25 AM By Stuy Parker

I'm a dick because you didn't link me back correctly, argh! You son of a bitch. I will kill you one day, Mark. Ma--uh, Mark my word! I will kill you one day! And then the world will rejoice and erect (huh huh) statues in my name... And everyone will curse and banish all children named Mark from their villages because of you, and your murder.

@ 12:02:11 PM By Stuy Parker

The original SNES controler is probably the most uncomfortable thing known to man. I'll stick to my ASCII Attack Pad, if I could find my goddamn SNES. Where the fuck did it go? Arrgh!

@ 12:34:16 PM By Stuy Parker

I went to KFC to order one of their new Twisters because I had $2 and, hey, they looked good. The only problem being is that I hate tomatoes, and the sauce might be a problem, but I'd give it a chance.

So, I went to KFC, and I ordered one twister. "No tomatoes," I said. An overweight casheer looked at me, startled and shocked, as if I had just committed the most heinous crime on earth. She nervously fumbled, saying, "No tomatoes?" in an urgent voice, like I had a gun to her head. "Yup," I replied, and she wiggled her fat ass out of my view to go make my twister.

Very, very good twister. More filling than a $5 burger from Jack in the Box, and for only $2! Better tasting, too. Mmm. I want another, but I wouldn't know where to put it. I doubt they're any good reheated either, blehck! The sauce would probably make everything all soggy and crappy.

[Thanks Jerwin]

@ 2:00:14 PM By Stuy Parker

Anyone who searches for "who is eva savalot?" is a total fucking lop. On Netscape no less! What kind of freaky-freak does that? Man. People are morons.

@ 2:07:36 PM By Stuy Parker

Man, I cannot get over how good that Twister was.

@ 2:14:31 PM By Stuy Parker

Two hours later and the taste of that twister is still with me.

@ 4:14:20 PM By Stuy Parker

Now, with everyone hating Kid A... I might as well expose my voice against Bjork. I know a lot of people love her... but excuse me, can you find a voice more annoying and obnoxious than her wailing? Oh, yeah! You can... I think she competes head to head with a certain wife of John Lennon. Maybe Bjork surpasses her, probably by a mile. But 'sides from that... Yes, Bjork is obnoxious and I can never manage to bring myself to enjoy one of her songs, as hard as I try sometimes, I can't.

@ 4:24:41 PM By Stuy Parker

Requiem For A Dream: The greatest usage of Flash for comercial purposes ever made. Just listen to the music, watch the images. Some of the greatest stuff you will ever see. I'm gonna see this movie for sure.

@ 7:08:02 PM By Stuy Parker

I've explored Requiem for a Dream to it's full extent, I hope... and looked up for more information, watched the broadband trailer and I have to say, it might quite possibly be one of the coolest films in a long time. Course, I have yet to see Run Lola Run, and I've been meaning to for well over a year now. But, really, do yourself a favor and check out Requiem for a Dream if only for the explosive, and frightening, emotions delivered by it.

@ 7:51:42 PM By Stuy Parker

Surprisingly, Freakylinks was good. It suffers from the same problems I had with Dark Angel though. I do not like the "TV Quality" added to all these shows. Is it unheard of to at least film and act a television series in a way that doesn't feel so cheap and... TV like? They just lack the quality of films that I enjoy... Even typical teenage films like Idle Hands have better direction than most of these shows, but I suppose that's what TV is all about.

Decent show, none the less. The Derek Barnes actor can do that "Startled and Perplexed" look a little too well. Boarderline overacting. But good, started slow and got better.

@ 10:07:09 PM By Stuy Parker

Thursday, October 05, 2000

Reading FreakyTrigger's review of Kid A, and I have to comment on these, uh, comments: from - the packaging, - you picked up the idea that Radiohead had something big to say, a disgusted message to a fallen world. from the doubled-up ironies of the slogans (“YOU ARE A TARGET MARKET”).

Now, those comments might not make sense out of context but go read the review. Anyway, a problem with Radiohead and their artwork division (?) is the fact that Stanley Donwood is an entity unto himself. In recent years I would come to doubt the fact that Radiohead has any involvement in their website or artwork at all anymore.

As if Thom turns to Donwood and says, "Hey man, give it a go."

Donwood, of course, takes off to the full extent of his artistic genius (or lack of, as the case may be) and produces the over-priced and semi-worthless Limited Edition of "Kid A" which is actually the CD we all heard a month before release, along with a thick eight page cardboard glossy art book. Valuable if you're into that sort of thing, sickening if you're not.

On some level it seems like sometimes they actually are in touch with eachother ("Fitter Happier" advertisments, as seen on "Meeting People Is Easy") but usually it seems like Radiohead puts out two things at once with an album: The CD, and the Artwork. Maybe it's just me, but I enjoy both an equal amount. Sometimes people don't.

Now, I'm talking entirely out of my ass here, because I don't really know the working relationship of the band on Donwood, just overtime it seems like Donwood does his own thing, shows Thom for approval, and slaps it together for production. I read in a interview, or comment, on some website that Thom was quoted as saying the "OK Computer," artwork was, "utter shite." Course, I love it, so who am I to talk in the presence of Sir Thom of Yorke?

The problem is that maybe people take the two as a couple too seriously. I don't think in terms of the art relating to the CD anymore. They're two seperate things to me and I love both for different reasons. I never question a song in relation to a page in a booklet, basically.

I don't know, to each his own, I love radiohead and love everything Donwood and the Chocolate Factory push out the door to accompany their albums. If Donwood was to make a $150, 50 page book of radiohead crap, I would be the first to buy it, hands down.

@ 1:24:01 AM By Stuy Parker

I realize only now that I should have made the menu SSI included. God, I am so stupid some times. Oh well, I only have about fifty thousand archve pages to update, not a big deal, really.

@ 3:37:05 AM By Stuy Parker

Speaking of updates, when is the new staff page going to be up?

@ 12:15:11 PM By Alli Coe

My sister got one of those robotic dogs. No, not the cool expensive kind, the cheap ones from the makers of everyones favorite toy - Furby. So the dog sings if you do a series of interactions with it, and I swear I cannot take hearing it sing/bark "When the Saints Come Marching In" anymore.

@ 4:20:51 PM By Alli Coe

Waitin' til my dyin' day. That'll be my flyin' day.

@ 6:34:48 PM By Stuy Parker

Jerwin... Poor, poor Jerwin. I have lost all respect for you. Course, I should have guessed that you wouldn't have enjoyed Kid A based on your love for Madonna and other crap. But, still, that's a little extreme. Returning Kid A? My god, man.

But, I suppose it takes a die hard Radiohead fan, one who is into "Meeting in the Aisle," and "Lull," to really appreciate Kid A. While I will admit that Kid A is to Radiohead like The Fragile was to Nine Inch Nails... It won't be a stand out album, it's beautiful in it's own right but it wont be something you will catch me mixing into my Honey/Bends/OKC mix... (Even if you will find me mixing Fragile into Downward Spiral and Broken.)

It's a great album, but it takes a true fan to love it. Critics on the other hand, will love and follow anything that doesn't sound like Spears and NSync, so that's easily explained.

@ 8:22:12 PM By Stuy Parker

My Desktop

@ 9:03:51 PM By Stuy Parker

No... Well, uh, if it was made by Madonna, ok, hands down I wouldn't like it... But, remember, I bought Ray of Light and liked it for quite a while before I started to hate her and realize how full of shit she was.

But, the point is, even if Kid A was made by someone else, I would still enjoy it and like it just as much. It's not the fact that it's Thom, it's the fact that it's good. I like the style of music, and liked it even before Radiohead did it. And Madonna can't sing.

@ 10:51:41 PM By Stuy Parker

Kian! You've forgotten that people are shallow, cruel, and evil little bitches! How could you? It's one of life's most important lessons. I'm ugly, and I'll be the first person to say it. But you know what? My ugliness motivates the creation of such a well-loved website. Not that I know why it's well-loved or anything, but it is, and that's what matters! Oh, and I'm ugly, too!

@ 10:56:20 PM By Stuy Parker

I'd just like to throw my support Kian's way. He made some very valid points and never did say he was better than anyone, so I have no idea what her problem is.

@ 11:08:05 PM By Alli Coe

Wednesday, October 04, 2000

If I was gay I would... uh... okay that train of thought just took off running away from me. Oh well, you're lucky I dont blog all my incomplete thoughts, I'd have to rename this site electri

@ 2:08:57 AM By Stuy Parker

People who don't love and adore the pure art that Radiohead manages to belt out every few years (cough) or so should be shot. They manage to always release something that is gobsmackingly beautiful and superb, amazing on all counts. Course, Pablo Honey kind of sucks, but hey, we all have growing pains!

But, I'll repeat... If you don't absolutely love and adore Radiohead's art, you're stupid motherfuckers, and you should be drug into the street and shot! (Oooh yeeeah!)

@ 12:54:12 PM By Stuy Parker

Note how Halcyon's face just screams "Oh, please, god, get me out of here!" in the last photograph. Or, better yet, "Please God, make me a bird, so I can fly far far away from here."

@ 12:56:11 PM By Stuy Parker

If I was gay I would... beat straight people! There, that was my complete thought. But, I'm not gay, so I'll just continue beating up my girlfriends like any good self-preserving white American man.

That was a joke for anyone who missed it.

@ 1:00:31 PM By Stuy Parker

On the Neuki shitlist: Pastels. Well fuck you too, buddy, you're just jealous! (Head up my ass style reply.)

@ 1:02:20 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm addicted to the song "How Can I Tell You" by Cat Stevens and I'm holding Stuy responsible.

@ 3:34:34 PM By Alli Coe

ElectricBiscuit (at the bottom) is getting mostly negative votes. What is up with that? Do I have no fans? If you love me, go and vote me as green, I swear. Or, maybe I really do suck, and everyone who visits EB daily likes to read heaps of crap for no reason.

@ 5:02:04 PM By Stuy Parker

"A two-headed doctor walked on the water, and buried a lemon outside my door. He turned and laughed. Threw up his hands when I asked him what it was for. He sang, "Ships in the ocean, rocks in the sea, blond-haired woman made a fool outta me." Them everything went crazy, my shoes filled with blood. The water rose the wind did howl, the river looked ready to flood. I left my man asleep to drown, and ran without looking back around."

@ 6:23:43 PM By Stuy Parker

Tuesday, October 03, 2000

I am seriously loving my DSL connection. With Daan Systems' News Reactor, it is the ultimate album downloading, uh, combination. I've downloaded Gomez's new unreleased album, Alan Parsons Project's "I Robot" (On a whim, because I love Asimov, and have heard jokes about The Alan Parsons Project) and David Bowie's greatest hits collection "Changesbowies."

Yum, yum. I am happy.

@ 1:25:39 AM By Stuy Parker

West Wing: Who was shot? Who was shot? Who the fuck cares?

@ 1:52:32 AM By Stuy Parker

I am really enjoying Alan Parson's "I Robot," surprisingly. Despite the incredibly dated sound, I can really appreciate and enjoy the synth and layering even more because of his ability to stretch the dated sound so far. Incredible, actually, all the detail and little things in all the songs. The opening song, with the bass loop deep in the left channel, is just incredible.

Also, the new title, "She is my laugh, I am her laughter." is a lyric from Laika's Go Fish... Which, by the way, you can download from my mp3 directory. Or, if you're lazy, just click here. It's 7.7MB, and I suggest you use a download manager like GetRight or GoZilla that will let you resume, because the server is shitty and will time out if you're on dail-up.

@ 2:54:15 AM By Stuy Parker

OH FUCKING HELL! I forgot all about Grey Day! I am such a fucking moron! I was so planning to do that, too! What the fuck is wrong with me? Why the fuck do I say fuck so much? Augh! Fucking hell! Why did I forget Grey Day of all things? Arrrrgh! I am such a fucking moron! Argh! Fuck fuck fuck fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! (If I was really alive, I wouldn't be here.)

@ 4:46:13 AM By Stuy Parker

She's sizzling like fresh pepper out of mylar packaging. That is why I love Jerwin. Who else could pull off a compliment like that?

@ 10:02:11 AM By Alli Coe

Alright, who did it? Who finally bought me stuff off of my wishlist? Looks like I'll be having a new book to read and a CD to listen to. Damn this day is rocking.

@ 12:20:45 PM By Alli Coe

I'm really starting to love Director, which means I'm really starting to love this class. We're doing animation with onion skinning today and real time recording. Anyone want to buy me a copy of Director so I can use it at home?

@ 12:29:09 PM By Alli Coe

Wow, I am seriously loving Unreal Tournament. Neuki suggested it to me because of my love for Quake, saying UT was better over Q3 in the same way ImageReady was better over Photoshop. I was skeptical, but it does, yes, kick major ass. Great stuff, there, in that game. Oh yeah.

@ 5:37:00 PM By Stuy Parker

You never miss the water till the well runs dry. You never miss the sun till it leaves the sky. Only know when it's too late to try. You never love a man till he says goodbye. Cold wind blew my spirit away, it's gone for a year and a day. I ought to get out of this place, one of these days one of these...

@ 6:29:16 PM By Stuy Parker

Been listening for a few weeks now, and I love it, Jerwin. Maybe not your normal bag but it does me just right. Tickles me like no other CD has been able to. I bought the $25 Limited Edition which is basicly a spruced up five page cardboard art book. A normal person would declare myself ripped off, but I eat it up, and it's "Selected Examples of Ice Melt around the world" list.

I need to get the normal version, too. But, either way, a splendid album, a bit too short. Ok, a bit too short is a major understatment considering how much time they had to shove it full of songs, bastard Thom! But, anyway. Beautiful.

Bought Laika's "Good Looking Blues," today, too. Now this album has me scratching my head, if only because I love Go Fish so much, and the album is, while being a lot like it, a lot different. But it's not, it just doesn't click with me like go fish. Very disappointing, but perhaps if I force it on myself enough I will dig it.

Until then, Blogspotting sucks, if only because they're big and gay! ... Wait, uh... I mean, uh... Blogspotting sucks, yeah, thats what I mean.

@ 6:53:46 PM By Stuy Parker

Hey I need some help. I'm hoping (going) to get a CD-RW drive for Christmas (No, I don't have one yet.) and I'm trying to figure out which one to get. It seems like the HP 9310i is good, with 10x4x32x... And I'm pretty sure thats a good one to go at, but I want more opinions because it seems like it's extremely easy to get a bad CD-RW drive. If you have one, and love it, or have one, and hate it, tell me why. Your reviews are much appreciated.

@ 8:09:01 PM By Stuy Parker

Dark Angel: If I wanted James Cameron bullshit, I'd watch Titanic. (How about that "expandi-eye" shit? Stolen from Sentinel. Oh well.) My fave Cameron flick? The Abyss. That was a good movie. Now he's one big inflated ego. Bleh.

@ 9:14:52 PM By Stuy Parker

I'll be getting a Sony Spressa Professional CRX145E/CH CD-RW drive. Neuki tells me so.

@ 11:11:13 PM By Stuy Parker

Monday, October 02, 2000

Dead dreams dropping off the heart... like leaves in a dry season... How long do I take it, can I start to change it, you know it's been a long long time, can I grow a new skin, can I try to begin again. I am always waking. I am always shaking. I think I know this might not end. Can I dry the cold sweat, can I get out of this mess again. Dead dreams dropping off the heart... like leaves in a dry season. Dead dreams dropping off the heart... like leaves in a dry season.

@ 2:31:55 AM By Stuy Parker

The day is new, the clouds are fresh. Slice obliquely, stick a fissure in the sky. Clear my mind, fill the void, silence the voice, screaming incoherant. Climb the cleft, look out at the sand, unseen world. Relyimah, quieten my chattering teeth. Stop feeling this way, look out, reason is not because of. Dejected, known well by remaining, but foreign to thyself. Silence. Words being spoken, as if I were never born.

(The post below is lyrics to "Breather," by Laika, for those who were wondering. The above are my own words, though. Clearing up my brain, explaining some things to myself, releasing joy.)

@ 2:55:16 AM By Stuy Parker

Archives are up. Should be enough reading.

@ 4:19:04 AM By Stuy Parker

There are chew marks on my all-surface graphite pencil. I'm torn...do I blame the cat or my sister?

@ 9:03:01 AM By Alli Coe

Would everyone go and check out EB Extended right now? Thank you, that is all.

@ 3:16:01 PM By Alli Coe

I've emailed the Beebo guy once already, over a month ago, about not including ElectricBiscuit in the ratings. Make that, a month and two days. So, I ask, why the fuck am I not in the list? I mean, it's not like I am not one of the more popular, one of the more linked to "shitlogs" out there... Yet, I am still not in the list. Man, fuck Beebo.

"I have something against you, I have something against you, and I'm gonna use it. I am one happy prick."

@ 3:25:36 PM By Stuy Parker

Why do girls think it's okay to discuss their other guy issues with me, even after they dump my ass? I mean, uh, sure I am a nice guy and all... But I do have feelings, and I do get jealous, depressed, and god knows what else... But most of all, I do not want to hear about how you're going to dump another guy because you want some other guy, and blah blah blah. Whatever. This was only OK with me with one girl, and now I don't have to worry about that anymore.

@ 4:21:02 PM By Stuy Parker

Erik and I hated eachother for a while. Read all about it here.

@ 6:36:08 PM By Alli Coe

So I forgot to tell you, a couple weeks ago I was a bargirl.

@ 7:48:57 PM By Alli Coe

A message to the 30,000th visitor: I want to have sex. Not with you, though, sorry.

@ 8:30:47 PM By Stuy Parker

Sunday, October 01, 2000

Someone told me they were awed by Violated's design... While I can agree the site is great, oozing with style... The ideas are splendid but there is a major problem with every great idea (8 Mintues, Subject Line)... "The entire site is motivated by sex. The greatest ideas are tainted by their inability to get over the fact that they think everyone is motivated by sex... there goes that," I said.

She replied, "Ahem. Umm. Are you half asleep now or are you watching Big Brother or even worse..." I continue, "Sex, love, same thing in this person's eyes... fatal mistake, but whatever is whatever in the end." A few of you, a very few, will understand my point. Oh, check out Invect's Shoutcast station: Omnihil Radio if you're into Industial/German/Goth music... Great stuff. High quality, too.

@ 4:21:55 AM By Stuy Parker

Jump, jump, up and down. Spin around, hit the ground. New electricbiscuit is up, with shitloads of temporary pages. I was working too slow and the old eb... well, I was becoming rather ashamed of it. The only sections that have real content right now are Extended (because I am crazy) and Art... You'll find other crap on the other pages. Love love, love life, live love.

@ 5:37:06 AM By Stuy Parker

"Isn't he a sweetheart? That's why no one likes Stuy. He isn't sweet and cute and cuddly like Harry is. He's just mean." Yeah baby, I'm mean. I am one mean son of a bitch. I stand on my head and wiggle my toes in people's faces! That's how mean I am! Oh yeah! Watch me wiggle my toes! Hah! That is how much better I am than you, because I am mean! Rowr!

@ 2:22:47 PM By Stuy Parker

"Why I love electricbiscuit so much. It's because their layouts are so different. These people are genius'. Rock." (What's with these sites that don't have permalinks?) After Dark Blog ... Thanks Mindy, I love you too. (And your mom - Dan)

"Oooooh! I really like the new electricbiscuit layout! For one thing it loads supa-kwick (compared to the last one, at least). Good job Stuy. (as usual)" Jako ... because I know Jako a little bit, I'll just kick him in the head as thanks. *Hiiiaa-yah!* (Hmm)

The former [I love Big Brother.] thing in the old design was an error because I changed the formatting of the included title.shtml for SSI... So instead of a title the old design got...That text at the top of the page. Man, that last design was horrible, I am sorry. Be sure to check out the art section, all you future photoshop gurus!

@ 2:31:06 PM By Stuy Parker

The scrollbar...changes...color... *smiles lazily*

@ 8:14:18 PM By Alfred Turner

I finished watching The Doom Generation over at CinemaNow, which lets you view a selection of full length (and short) films... and, uh... My comments about Doom Generation? Never have I ever been made so sick by a film. Laughing half way through (Or, at least up to the guy losing his arm) and then just staring at the screen in shock and horror has way too many downsides.

If I want a fun juvenile flick... I'll watch "Go." If I want a grim horrible downer film that leaves a sour feeling in the pit of my stomach... I'll watch "Doom Generation." Until then, I will never watch Rose McGowan fuck several guys ever again. (Never thought you'd hear me say that one, didja?)

@ 8:44:16 PM By Stuy Parker

Watching the news, your mind doesn't register the fact that you are watching people die, or viewing the place where several people lost their lives. So desensitized by entertainment, we need to see the bodies to know someone is dead.

@ 10:25:45 PM By Stuy Parker

You never see a happily married (for over twenty years) couple on TV, or anywhere, that says they met eachother through a dating service. Now, I ask, why is that?

@ 10:37:51 PM By Stuy Parker