Spending my time reading archives of the live feeds on Big Brother Fan Club. Wow, I really am this fucked up, to where I can sit here and read tons of unimportant information... Like this:

Kitchen - Eddie reading book at table. Curtis comes into kitchen and is putting water in kettle. He asks Eddie if he wants tea and Eddie says, "No thankyou, none for me."

Pugita is running around looking for her toy. Curtis watches her run around and says, "Where is it?" Eddie says, "I threw it over there."

Curtis gives a small chuckle and says, "Our dog is too dumb."

The water is boiling and Curtis takes it off the burner and is making tea.

Now that is some amazing entertainment. I sure hope CBS renews the show just so we can have more fun like this, great fucking shit, man!

@ 2:36:35 AM By Stuy Parker

I've been reading the Big Brother Live Feed logs for six hours straight now. I should go to sleep but I want to finish reading all of yesterday's logs.

@ 3:35:35 AM By Stuy Parker

Going to bed. Wow, what a friday night. It's been a Big Brother fest. It's ironic that I love Big Brother so much now, considering I didn't at the beginning. Survivor *did* suck though, people, god did Survivor suck. But Big Brother is awesome. And I loved 1984 when I first read it years ago so this is perfect for me. We need some vidscreens and Newspeak! Heh! Heh! Night.

@ 4:00:18 AM By Stuy Parker

Hey, shut the fuck up, bitch. I helped May find those pictures of Angela Lindvall because she wanted some photos to pretty her blog design up. I made about four designs in a row based around Michelle Behennah, and I am a guy, does that mean I have sexual identity problems? No.

I thought she was beautiful, she was art. That is why I put her up on my page as an intergral part of the design, because she added to the whole. Not because I wanted to be her. Not because it was like I was putting her up in my locker. But because she is beautiful and is an addition to my design.

Get over your stupid bitching, and leave May alone, as much as I like to call May a bitch and tell her she needs to lighten up... I can because I am Stuy Parker and I own your ass. Only I can insult May. You can shut the hell up, you petty people who pass judgment on others based on some silly thing like a picture make me sick.

Your design is typical and cliched, ooo. You have pictures of a laundromat on your design. How cliche, everyone has some stupid "arty" photography (from istockphoto or tonystone) on their page. That must make you a lesser person, how gay. Do something ORIGINAL, that's just as bad as using a model on your page. God, I swear, you're so stupid. You should stick your head down into the toilet and flush it a few times. Take a piss in the bowl first, too.

Blah, people these days, so stupid. Get over yourself.

@ 1:41:47 PM By Stuy Parker

I just got a collect call from and inmate in prison. It even had that pause where the person states their name and the guy said "Ray" or something like that..may have been Frank. I obviously didn't accept the charges, but I'm very confused as to why this happened.

@ 2:21:09 PM By Alli Coe

I am addicted. Why can't I have a high speed connection now so I can watch the live feeds myself? I would always have something to do! Ahhhh!

@ 3:11:09 PM By Stuy Parker

How are they going to do the live show on Big Brother with the clock set back? If they do it at 5PM pacific (8pm eastern)... It'll only be 4PM Big Brother Time... Then surely the house guests will notice something is up and that makes the entire challenge kind of pointless, considdering Josh was so balatant in messing with the clock right in front of the other houseguests. Hmmmm... I wonder how Big Brother will pull this one off. Not like the live show is truely live anywhere but in the east coast.

@ 3:48:44 PM By Stuy Parker

Anyone (If anyone watches the show) catch Big Brother on Thursday? The little scene with Eddie talking about how he'd turn and closeline Jamie to the floor was really strange... I mean, you just can't write sickly things like that, it was just perfect. Eddie was so truthful and nonchalant about it and the look on Jamie's face was so sickened and horrified, and like...

You just couldn't read if Eddie was joking, because he wasn't. He was completely serious and Jamie saw that and I think Jamie almost shit her pants.

It was classic, if you missed it, you really missed out. I've never felt tension that heavy in my life (Except from the "Don't choad it, Jamie" scene, you just can't get hurt looks like that from an actor like you can out of Jamie. I really don't like her though.)

@ 4:14:10 PM By Stuy Parker

There's a lot of crappy blogs out there. It's turning into splash page personal websites now. Christ. At least blogs are easy to update, thats why I run one, heh. Could never make a personal site worth updating at all.

@ 4:46:05 PM By Stuy Parker

I've been gradually geting stupider over time if you guys have been paying attention. Hmmm. And george's wife didn't get Brittnay kicked out, 500-800 votes does not compare to the 15,000 or whatever that got Brittnay outsted. Shut up, people, blah.

@ 6:26:40 PM By Stuy Parker

Archive Repost: Wow, this blog is really cool! It's got a weird title too... Something like Electric Biscuit... I don't understand it, but that's what makes it so nifty! It's actually a rather interesting read... No, really! I'm really enjoying this blog, it's a lot of fun.

@ 7:18:14 PM By Stuy Parker

This is a very awesome little game: play it, dawg, while I watch Big Brother. Woohoo!

@ 8:14:17 PM By Stuy Parker

Damn, Stuy has a major Big Brother obsession going on. In other news, Marq has some crazy, huge spiders running around his house. Remind me never to visit his house.

@ 9:18:50 PM By Alli Coe

Watching The House of Yes on TV... This is seriously demented... Fucking GREAT acting though. The sister plays an excellent pyscho. Good stuff, very weird, scenes full of tense moments and strange misunderstandings. Good stuff, good stuff.

@ 11:58:22 PM By Stuy Parker

Friday, September 22, 2000

I kn()w love.

@ 12:40:37 AM By Stuy Parker

My good friend Maq got me Radiohead's Kid A, so... Head on over to his site, Chegg because it's super cool, heh, there's some cool stuff, really. (Like Cheggwar, bwhahaha.)

@ 1:45:56 PM By Stuy Parker

Okay so Dan declared Chegg to be gay. Nevermind, don't go there, then. Because Dan knows all. Dontcha, Dan? Oh, okay. He does. Hmm.

@ 2:04:20 PM By Stuy Parker

Brownies in microwave tv dinners are the best. The BEST, I don't care what anyone says. These things are delicious.

@ 2:18:33 PM By Stuy Parker

Yes, the show (Fear) is supposedly real. For some reason I couldn't bear to watch it again when they replayed it.

@ 5:13:51 PM By Alli Coe

There's five new AIM Files up, check them out, they'll be at the top. They're not particularly funny ones but... Nothing is very funny lately.

@ 5:14:50 PM By Stuy Parker

Disappointed that you can't see Ev's pics of the day because he hasn't been updating? Well, here is today's pic, really nifty dancer, huh? Just edit the date and go into the future!

@ 5:43:35 PM By Stuy Parker

It finally happened. I'm giving up on guys, possibly for drugs or maybe I'll dedicate my life to God...or both, but that really isn't the point. The point is I'm tired of boys and all their bullshit so I'm giving up on all of them, except for Dan of course.

@ 6:00:08 PM By Alli Coe

i am at ease

@ 7:55:53 PM By Stuy Parker

I am so in love with Big Brother. I wish I was in europe where it was a bit more of a success but here it flopped. It's a pity I wont have DSL until it's over, I'd like a live feed, that woulda been cool.

I reallly like Big Brother, even now with George gone, it's alright. I find myself attaching to Josh now, I don't know why, but I knew he was going to be the sabotager(sp). I had a gut feeling, probably how the camera kept focusing on him when Jamie was talking. Todays episode was really good. I really enjoying watching it.

@ 8:50:55 PM By Stuy Parker

They should release all the Big Brother stuff on DVD. Oh yeah. Just imagine, they could release the entire 24/7 footage of each camera on DVD. Sure, it would only be like, five thousand DVDs but, well worth it, no?

@ 11:24:42 PM By Stuy Parker

Thursday, September 21, 2000

Good morning... Afternoon, whatever. Hmm. Time for another fun filled day in the life of Stuy Parker. Seems a little cloudy outside, hmm.

@ 11:36:42 AM By Stuy Parker

How did people live before there were Ziploc baggies?

@ 2:05:17 PM By Stuy Parker

I typo really bad sometimes, I do apologize. I do not have an editor who checks over my peices and, uhm, I can't type worth shit, so leave me be.

@ 5:01:10 PM By Stuy Parker

I want to move. Who wants to pay all of my bills? I know someone must have an extra $2000 a month to spare.

@ 7:00:35 PM By Alli Coe

Ohmygod..I just watched that new MTV show Fear and it is so scary but so good at the same time. I was nervously playing with the remote control the entire time I watched it. Still, I can't wait till the next show.

@ 9:15:37 PM By Alli Coe

Wednesday, September 20, 2000

I'll just pretend that I didn't get that in my email from my dad.

@ 1:14:29 PM By Stuy Parker

Sometimes life is like walking through an unfamiliar room in complete darkness... with an unlit candle looking for a match lying on the floor... and then goddamn lightswitch doesn't work!

Sorry... I'm very spacey... Would you believe I lost my computer for the past week?! No... Well good, because I didn't... I'm just lazy and jaded.

@ 1:37:47 PM By Ana Cohen

The new design is up. Woo, woo. Hope it pleases all of you (non-netscape) viewers. Fun, fun, fun. Enjoy.

@ 2:39:07 PM By Stuy Parker

Good thing I never read the comments in the guestbook, huh? Kind of funny that someone would think I was apathetic about hitting a dog when I was really quite upset. Anyway, I found out that the dog is alright but it cost the owners $1,200 (but also that the dog runs out all the time).

Also: I'm not very happy with guys at the moment, but Dan's proposal looks appealing (though a list of reasons why I should marry him and why Sara/Ana should marry Stuy/Brad would be nice).

@ 3:12:54 PM By Alli Coe

Those "fucku" repetitions in the guestbook are hilarious. Whoever you are, I salute you for your creativity and intelligence. Wanna help me run EB? I'm sure you'd be a good asset.

@ 3:24:03 PM By Stuy Parker

They banished George on Big Brother! Motherfuckers! America is stupid! George was the greatest! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Oh well. I shouldn't even bother watching now.

@ 6:02:44 PM By Stuy Parker

There went the funniest and coolest guy in the Big Brother house. That sucks, George was the greatest. America is stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Fuck you, BanishGeorge.com.

@ 8:29:57 PM By Stuy Parker

Hmm

@ 9:07:07 PM By Stuy Parker

The moron returns, in his usual moronic way. (The moron title was given to him by the one and only Dan, and assorted other online web people, including me. Woo, woo. Ben Brown: Official Internet Moron. And asshole. And the internet equivalent of a real life jock. (Edited. Dumb me.))

Sucks when the real geniuses (Say, Biz Stone) don't get as much credit as the hacks do. (Like Ben Brown and I, not that I measure up to the idio--popularity of Brown, though.)

@ 9:20:48 PM By Stuy Parker

Tuesday, September 19, 2000

What do I like most about The Outer Limits? Just when you think they might surprise you with a happy ending, they slam the biggest most horrible ending ever writen in your face. Hahaha, I love that. Makes me want to die, but I love it!

@ 12:01:31 AM By Stuy Parker

Does anyone have a font that's like Silkscreen except lowercase? Damnit, I could use one.

@ 9:03:12 AM By Stuy Parker

Tiffany Sloan from The Webbys is on Big Thinkers on TechTV and... Oh, my, god... Is she the most annoying loud mouthed bitch in the world? Christ, SHUT UP! You're stupid, go away. She's the epitome of the "me me!" person on the internet. No original ideas, just going with whatever the other "anarchists" say is good. Bleh, stupid bitch. She's not too pretty either, but that's not the point.

@ 11:14:11 AM By Stuy Parker

I thought my friend's birthday was on Wednesday the 19th. Today is Tuesday the 19th so does that mean her birthday is today or tomorrow?

@ 12:23:50 PM By Alli Coe

I think Frank Black's "Teenager of the Year" might just become my favorite album of all time now, this is so fucking amazing.

@ 3:32:44 PM By Stuy Parker

Sorry for the lack of posts, again, there's enough crap here to keep you company. I'm working my butt off on the new design so they'll be a ton of content for you guys to sift through. Yeah!

@ 7:09:49 PM By Stuy Parker

I always have so much trouble eating Pop Rocks. First they get stuck to the inside of the package and then by the time I'm finished I have little bits of strawberry rock goodness stuck to my clothes. I'm normally not a messy eater, really.

@ 7:25:22 PM By Alli Coe

Wow, Cassandra Wilson did a jazz version of "Killing Me Softly" I don't know if I like it, it is her style which I like but I'm so used to the more R&B style versions that it somehow seems wrong. (And yes, I am too lazy to put in any links or upload the song.)

@ 7:33:06 PM By Alli Coe

I have class at 10 tomorrow morning but I'm going out tonight anyway. Where? To the pool hall of course. I will now resist the urge to go off about how I'm popular and people love me and to start singing that "Popular" song because who wants to hear about all that, and besides I can't remember the lyrics.

@ 8:13:13 PM By Alli Coe

I got a cool car, I'm popular... Oh, sorry.

@ 9:29:34 PM By Stuy Parker

I love the people who write in our guestbook, this is why I need a comments system: "Ariel -- You ran over a DOG, and you don't seem to care!! Somebody's best friend. A cherished family member. "Oh well, I killed a dog, I'll just stop and apologize, and then laugh about it later. Ha ha ha! I am such a laugh-and-a-half!" Fucker." Signed, Puppy.

@ 9:30:38 PM By Stuy Parker

Monday, September 18, 2000

Salon is down! Nooo! I will never get to read, uh... Well, uhm... Stuff that I would read if it was up! ... Yeah.

@ 9:59:46 AM By Stuy Parker

I haven't written a new diary entry in a while, or a Superficial Jesus Pose entry either... Haven't had much to write about I suppose. Without school I haven't got any emotional turmoil to serve up... When I was going through the whole Paula episode there was a lot to write about. The problem lies in the fact that I feel the need to stand on my head and perform stupid tricks for all of you.

I can't write an entry about how I walked down to the mall, nearly broke my pinkie punching a wall in depressed rage over a girl because, hell, who wants to read that? You can go anywhere else and read that same fucking drivel. Head over to Ben Brown and read his little "pity me" entries about how he doesn't want to write anymore because he just wants to "live" ... Yeah, okay Ben, go away, we don't want you anymore anyway, you bore me.

We all have stories to tell, but it's hard to tell them when you don't have any input. For a while there I wasn't personally talking to anyone about my life. Someone would ask my how I am, or what I did yesterday, and I'd say, "Go read my diary." and they didn't want to because they'd rather hear it from me personally. That's how I feel now. Want to know how I feel? Fucking ASK me, what I write on the web is not going to be a correct representation of what I feel.

There's a lot of different ways you can write things. If I write "Yeah, today sucked. I feel like I want to die, but, you know, whatever." it gives a different personality then "yeah, today sucked... i feel like i want to die.. but, you know... whatever." They're the same words, they might even have the same emotional backing... But one does not give a good looking front... And I'd rather publish something that looks good than conveys emotion because there are people out there that will insult you for writing in lowercase and spelling incorrectly. (You bitches know who you are.)

What's the point of writing anything personal on a webpage anymore? Especially here where I get no user feedback anymore, I feel like I'm writing to a faceless empire that doesn't really exist anymore. Two-hundred visitors a day and does anyone tell me they found such-and-such funny anymore? No, I don't get anything in reply. At the beginning I used to get "Wow, that was funny, stuy, good going!" in IMs or something like that, but now it's complete dead air. No one wants to congratulate me anymore because I am simply expected to be funny. What's the point then? I need affirmative response no matter what.

I was stressing about Sara not telling me she loves me as much as she used to anymore. It used to be every five seconds we were telling each other "I love you," and now it's like, twice per conversation. I was stressing about it, thinking there might be a lack of love, maybe she's growing out of me. Dan smacked me around and told me we've just moved onto a different stage. We know we love each other so it's not so important to say it so much. But... Maybe she moved on to the next stage... I haven't, I'm not there yet, I need to be reinforced now... But I think I'm better now, I'm okay, I know she loves me.

I'm stuck here, thinking I'm writing for a faceless audience. I was going to set up the comments system on here because I figured you people would like being able to reply to posts right on the page but it runs on PHP and I don't have PHP... So, there went that idea, unless Andre codes one in Perl. The Holistic Toaster Messageboard was a big failure because that board sucked major ass. Oh, well. The guestbook works as a public forum but it's not meant to be a public forum.

I don't know, I enjoy writing to EBs main page because I know viewers don't have to go to any trouble to read it, so I know it's getting read. You have to go to seperate pages to read other things. Too much trouble, who's going to bother? I don't know who...

I just feel like I don't know who my audience is anymore. Sure, the polls are input, but they don't really tell me anything... I don't know what you, reader, enjoy... What should I do? Nobody seems to care when I redesign anymore, which pisses me off because it is my one true love. It's basicly the same people who say, "Yeah, nice redesign, I love it." I'm missing the surge of new visitors I used to get... A few a day, new people, fresh faces. I want some fresh faces, now it's all the same people over and over.

I want a new audience, a refreshed audience, someone who, once again, wont be afraid to shove my shittiness in my face. Do I suck? Tell me I suck. Do you not agree with something I say? Fuck, man, cuss me out! Tell me I am wrong and tell me why! Don't be afraid of me, I'm a fucking twerp, I can't do anything. The most I can do is angrily link you, sending visitors to your site, and that's not bad, is it?

Smack me around, show me you're still here, show me that you're still reading and that you want me to bother. I just want to know that someone is still reading that cares about what they see, and wants to take a semi-active part in shaping what I do. I'm here to entertain people, I don't write all this crap only for my well being.

If no one but myself was reading this, why would I bother writing? I know what's in my head, I don't need to write this stuff. I write it so other people can look inside, have a laugh, shed a tear, do whatever. I just want to know what you'd like more of.

I'll make it easy, here are some mailto links, click one to have a preformated email sent to me telling me something:

- Quit your whining you stupid fucker.
- I really do appreciate you. Really.
- You write some good stuff, not the best, but it's better than most, right?
- Shut up, shut down your site, and don't come around here no more.

Thanks for whatever word you send me, it's valued and appreciated. Be sure to send your own personal comments if you want to, everything is wanted. Send me your stories, I have a lot of time and can reply to every single thing if you want me to. Thanks.

@ 10:39:29 AM By Stuy Parker

Who are you trying to fool? (Faceless direction.)

@ 10:54:07 AM By Stuy Parker

Sometimes you just want to tell things to individual people, rather than a faceless audience.

@ 5:03:15 PM By Alli Coe

Check out the design I made for Overplayed (Z Allen/Zahk's site)... First "dark" design I've made in quite some time. Fun, fun, fun.

@ 5:34:29 PM By Stuy Parker

The first person to tell me why Ashtray blogged my mp3 directory gets a first prize smack on the fanny from me. Garbage fans who remember a certain playboy snippet about Shirley will find the phrase "a smack on the fanny" especially hilarious. You know who you are. Or, at least, I hope a few of you didn't hate me too much from Trash-Talk.

I told you to send me an email, damn you! I can never truely appreciate what you say about me if you write it on your site! ... Okay, so, uhm, I'm talking out of my ass. Suppose I'll follow step number two, now.

And, uhm, I really don't like things that I really have no reply to. But she show a good side of me. I'm really nice to people I don't know, but when it comes down to it, if I really know you, you really have to kick my ass if you want me to do anything for you at all.

@ 5:58:06 PM By Stuy Parker

The Screen Savers is great today. Patrick keeps fucking up machines, it's really funny. Really, really funny.

@ 6:56:00 PM By Stuy Parker

Internet Movie Database is strange: If you like Kids in the Hall's Brain Candy you might also like American Beauty. Who knew the two were similar? Not I!

@ 11:21:32 PM By Stuy Parker

Sunday, September 17, 2000

Well said, Marq. And, I love you Matt even though I don't have a clue who you are, but you listed EB in your fave domains list on the board and, hey, I have to appreciate that! Those rants sure do hurt, the ones on Teen Domains because I'm a teen, and I have a domain, and... I try not to be too, uhm, cliche. But, you know, whatever.

@ 9:26:22 AM By Stuy Parker

Ahh, all better. (Even if your permalinks don't work.) (Even though you're on the *echk* *gag* *puke* east coast. Heh, heh.)

@ 9:29:57 AM By Stuy Parker

Okay so she's not really on the east coast but, still. Or maybe she is, or maybe I'm all messed up.

@ 10:00:17 AM By Stuy Parker

I have perfect timing.

@ 10:30:13 AM By Stuy Parker

That was awesome. In the MTV comercial with the punker guy running through the airport, the song "Something Against You" by The Pixies plays in the background! Woohoo! Go Pixies!

@ 6:12:09 PM By Stuy Parker

So a dog ran out in front of my car and I hit it tonight. Didn't kill it (that I know of) and I did stop to say how sorry I was. This has to be my worst driving experience ever.

@ 7:32:46 PM By Alli Coe

Watching Crossing Over with John Edward(s?) ... Maybe the dog Ariel hit will make an appearance! Gwa ha ha ha! *hic*

@ 8:07:52 PM By Stuy Parker

I just saw the short "Bobby Loves Mangos" on Sci Fi's "Exposure" ... Let me just say that was the greatest short film I have ever seen, better than "Suspicious" ahha... Oh, man, oh, man... Talk about catching me completely off guard!

@ 9:31:04 PM By Stuy Parker

Ahh, so cruel Stuy. Did I mention that the dog belonged to the neighbors of the guy I'm dating? I went over there but only his housemate was home. "Hi, I think I just killed your neighbor's dog, could I have a glass of water?"

@ 9:42:23 PM By Alli Coe