Thanks Alec, last night was the most amazing experience ever. I've never felt so at peace with anything in my entire life like I did for about fifteen mintues. Incredible. I do apologize to everyone who tried to talk to me last night, though.

@ 7:20:27 AM By Stuy Parker

East Coast Girl blogged my Angelina Jolie gallery, but not EB itself. I am hurt, and betrayed. Hmpf! I hate rulers. Down with rulers. Mm. Art.

@ 8:11:32 AM By Stuy Parker

The National Anthem by Radiohead is up in mp3. It's 8.00MB, encoded at 192kbps unfortunately... But well worth it. Download it, love it.

@ 10:32:49 AM By Stuy Parker

I've taken to wearing my size twelve Converse All Stars as slippers. They work really well, I'll be the first to tell you. Wear your converses as slippers! They're comfortable and perfect for walking around the house.

@ 12:15:12 PM By Stuy Parker

*cough cough*

@ 3:12:43 PM By Stuy Parker

Tripping. Falling down a mountain so fast. So fast. Never stopping. Slide, slide. Roll. Roll down the mountain.

@ 5:41:25 PM By Stuy Parker

I decided that I want to dye my hair purple. Yup, purple. Or maybe rasberry. Perhaps chunks of rasberry. People always say that they pay to get my color hair but I've had it my whole life so I'm getting a little bored with it.

@ 6:54:38 PM By Alli Coe

If they banish George, I will be pissed. Damnit. I love Big Brother. Now.

@ 8:40:30 PM By Stuy Parker

I love Big Brother.

@ 9:05:28 PM By Stuy Parker

Friday, September 15, 2000

"OK, we all have these terrible stories to get over, and you---"

"It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good."

@ 9:17:50 AM By Stuy Parker

Watching The Wanderers on Bravo. Hmm.

@ 10:13:11 AM By Stuy Parker

This is the test post for the comments system. Bwhahaha.

@ 1:35:48 PM By Stuy Parker

Only after I set up the files and shit do I realize that I don't have PHP on the server. Can I kill myself now? Can I, can I? Argh. Gotta have a chat with the server admin...

@ 1:50:12 PM By Stuy Parker

The ultra-sexy episode of Lexx is on tonight! Ohhh this one is going on the videotape, oh yeah!

@ 5:08:57 PM By Stuy Parker

The song Kid A and Nathonal Anthem are the most beautiful things I have ever heard. Hell, all of Kid A is beautiful so far. All three songs. Argh, this is so beautiful. Thom Yorke is a god.

@ 7:57:25 PM By Stuy Parker

Thursday, September 14, 2000

You stop the crowd, I cried out to break the spell... You wake and smile, I just snapped and lost control... Distracted by irrelevance, the stress and the tension... I'm in a lull

@ 12:08:02 AM By Stuy Parker

Yeah, some annoying black kid with horribly fucked up teeth is going to sell me a PeoplePC. "No, my friends, it is not." Fuck you, I'll kill you! Stupid kid.

@ 9:47:51 AM By Stuy Parker

If email moved a little faster Dan Crum's EB design would be up. But email doesn't move a little faster.

@ 12:39:15 PM By Stuy Parker

Starting scripting in my class. I'm so excited. No, actually I'm about to fall asleep.

@ 12:47:04 PM By Alli Coe

No updates for a little bit while I try to fix and tweak Dan Crum's design... It's fucking AWESOME, I tell you.

@ 1:27:26 PM By Stuy Parker

Oh yeah. Great job on the new design - I love the biscuit!

@ 4:32:35 PM By Alli Coe

Design twenty one goes live. And I crack open a bottle of champagne and pour it all over my supple breasts! Err... Yeah. Man, if I had breasts, I would never stop pouring champagne all over them and then licking it off! Oh yeah!

@ 6:06:40 PM By Stuy Parker

If I had any money, or a job, or even if I was a pimp... I'd offer a prize to the person who gets to be the 30,000th visitor... But, I dont, I am without one, and I am not a pimp... So, sucks to you!

@ 7:07:47 PM By Stuy Parker

I love Internet Tonight, and I couldn't wait to see what Kittie related insults the male host could dish... Only one, sadly, which went something like, "Our regular news corespondent will be back for more music news chock full of cliches!" ahahha... Oh, how I hate Kittie.

@ 7:16:48 PM By Stuy Parker

I grew up watching Forest Gump on vacation. It came out when we were on vacation, as I guess I said, and we never had anything to do in certain towns so we saw movies. At the time the only movie worth seeing to my Mother was Forest Gump, everything else at that time being shit I think. So, I got to watch Forest Gump a lot. I hated it.

But now I'm watching it again, and realize what a marvelous, and funny movie it is. Oh, and did I mention it's fucking sadder than fuck? Augh, talk about making me almost cry! Worse than Sixth Sense the second time around.

"Don't you ever let anyone tell you they're better than you, Forest. If God intended everyone to be the same, he'd have given all us braces on our legs."

@ 8:43:43 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

@ 10:26:53 PM By Stuy Parker

I suppose we all have our roles in our individual movies. I just wish I wasn't Forest... I just wish my Jenny wasn't so far. But that's how life is, I guess... We'll be together in the end, when it matters most, just... these things take time, and time is a very unstable thing, but... I guess that's how life is.

@ 10:55:14 PM By Stuy Parker

Blade Runner sucks. Especially the directors cut. Ridley Scott can suck my dick. On that note, check out Mostly Harmless. No accounting for his taste in movies though. Course, I did just have an Eminem moment, and I love The Postman, so who am I to talk? Oh, and the first person to give me leech FTP access to a high bandwidth FTP (which means I can get 3k/s) that has all of Radiohead's Kid A in 128-160kbps MP3 gets big spiffy prize from me.

@ 11:08:24 PM By Stuy Parker

Wednesday, September 13, 2000

I'm watching Good Day L.A. and what do I see? Alli/Ariel's home town! Salinas, CA! And what for? A thong protest! These group of girls are protesting the fact that they were sent home from school for wearing thongs and, get this, it's a violation of their civil rights! Uh-huh! Wear those thongs! It's the very standards America was founded upon, the ability to wear thongs! Hell, I'm wearing a thong right now!

@ 7:48:41 AM By Stuy Parker

Yup, one of the public high schools banned thong underwear from the dress code. Sorry, but choice of underwear should be up to each individual. Oh, and if I went to that school I would probably be sent home for not compyling. No one could make me change that. Better go turn on the news..

@ 8:58:45 AM By Alli Coe

Goodbye Smashing Pumpkins, Internet Tonight sums it up nicely: "The Smashing Pumpkins took a stab at the music industry by voluntarily leaking copies of their upcoming (and final) album to 25 fans, urging them to spread the songs across the internet for free. Unfortunately, 23 of the fans got stoned and fell asleep instead."

@ 10:18:14 AM By Stuy Parker

If I could make myself watch soap operas I wouldn't feel so dull right now. Hmm...

@ 11:00:15 AM By Stuy Parker

Ahh. It costs $10 to submit a site for SXSW... I was going to Submit EB for the Weblog catagory, but I can't because I don't have $10... Motherfuck! Anyone else who wants to submit EB is more than welcome to contact me and get the info needed or whatever.

@ 11:47:11 AM By Stuy Parker

Soo... uhm... Yeah.

@ 12:39:58 PM By Stuy Parker

I miss Sara. What I wouldn't do for her to live here, sigh.

@ 1:10:16 PM By Stuy Parker

I've been watching TechTV/ZDTV for five hours straight now. Hmm.

@ 2:07:43 PM By Stuy Parker

Okay, so the age of consent is sixteen in Ohio and Alaska, the places Sara and I would like to live. So what do you say... In six months me and Sara can move to Ohio together, get married, and live happily ever after! All I need now is a job... Anyone want to hire me? Lotsa time, design talent, and ideas up the ass! Come on! Throw some money in my face and I will be yours.

@ 2:55:11 PM By Stuy Parker

A friend (?) of mine wanted me to throw my weight around for a good cause and... well, see... There's a friend of hers who is getting kicked out of his house, and he's sixteen years old and, well, he needs money! The poor kid. You know, you don't need that money sitting on your desk. You'll just spend it on drugs. So give it to a noble cause and send all money this way:

thom schimer
1207 pine street
calistoga, ca. 94515

Be a kind soul. There's more of a story at Thom's site, and my friend? Oh yeah, her site is over here! I figure nothing will be sent to him from this post, but it's always worth a try. I know there are good people out there, I'm not one of them though. Mostly because I dont have any money at all :|

@ 5:51:03 PM By Stuy Parker

Stuy needs to watch Passions (my soap opera) so he can give me full daily updates on the show. Anyway, I just washed my beloved car, it is so clean and beautiful now. Even the rims are spotless and shiny. But now I'm wet and tired so I'm going to go collapse.

@ 6:01:11 PM By Alli Coe

Huzzah and Kudos.

@ 6:42:00 PM By Stuy Parker

Seven new AIM Files for your pleasure. Alli's Dead. A good example of my lack of conversational ability. Binary Dreams. Lindsay and I are drama queens. Dan and I are, er, uh, a little off... And last but not least something not funny at all.

@ 7:07:46 PM By Stuy Parker

sorry.blogger.com: They just need to put a twenty-four hour updating clock on the thing and it'll always be appropriate.

Anyway, anyone ever see Toys, with Robin Williams? Great movie, if someone can donate me a VHS version I would be so thankful.

@ 8:16:52 PM By Stuy Parker

So, I was thinking about starting up a review section on EB, for movies, you know... because I am a huge film buff and I know way too much about movies (and music) and everyone tells me so... So, here I am, and I decide to write a review for what happens to be one of the most hated films of all time (Next to say, Toys.)

Well, want to see what happens when I try to write a review? Here, for your pleasure, is an incomplete review of Kevin Costner's The Postman. I need an editor.

@ 9:49:16 PM By Stuy Parker

Rogue otter may be serial killer. Uhm, okay.

@ 10:20:59 PM By Stuy Parker

No Sara for two days now. Can I cry? Really, can I cry, now? Please, let me cry. Oh me, oh my.

@ 10:24:05 PM By Stuy Parker

Jay Leno sucks.

@ 11:39:45 PM By Stuy Parker

Tuesday, September 12, 2000

Just saw the Blair Witch 2 preview on Good Day L.A... Wow, talk about kick ass! You even have a girl running around the woods in only black panties! Rock on! I can't wait.

@ 7:51:16 AM By Stuy Parker

I need to make a menu for this design, oh me oh my. k10k is back up, yay!

@ 7:54:35 AM By Stuy Parker

Mmm. I'm hungry.

@ 9:11:11 AM By Stuy Parker

The new chick on Win Ben Stine's Money? Not funny. Nope, sorry, not funny at all.

@ 10:20:44 AM By Stuy Parker

Oh bored is me.

@ 12:54:44 PM By Stuy Parker

I've seen this episode of Call For Help three times now. I can actually say Nick's lines with him! Woo!

@ 12:57:44 PM By Stuy Parker

I can remember his lines but I can't remember the fact that his name is Leo and not Nick.

@ 12:58:59 PM By Stuy Parker

YEAH! I emailed the guy on the news program on ZDTV and my email address was on ZDTV! Woo! He was like "here's an email from john(methinks)" and then he got to mine and he went "I can't even read that because it's backwards!" LOL! Hahahhaha... Rock on!

@ 1:24:46 PM By Stuy Parker

So, Sara, the girl I love more than anyone in the entire world signs on to AIM... We say hey, I say it's hot, she says it's hot... She says, brb, one sec. Well, you know, it's been well over one second now. I don't think she's coming back. Would it be pussy-like of me to cry now?

@ 1:37:21 PM By Stuy Parker

Still no menu! Ha! No menu! Neener neener neener! ... Ahhh ... Boring day, yes.

@ 4:46:29 PM By Stuy Parker

Okay so there's a menu, but with the new stylish menu this blog formatting looks shitty. I'll see what I can do!

@ 5:47:47 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm going to do everything I can to get ElectricBiscuit on The Screensavers! Watch me! If you want to help me out, email them and tell them how amazingly cool I am! Oh yeah!

@ 6:09:59 PM By Stuy Parker

I love Stuy, he writes the funniest things about me. But what is this obsession with TechTV?

@ 6:34:57 PM By Alli Coe

Sorry but the graphic on this newest design frightens me. Yup, I know it is a fly but to me it looks like a bee and, well, lets not get into that.

@ 7:28:07 PM By Alli Coe

Went back to design sixteen. I think I will stick with this one for a while until Dan comes up with something that blows me out of the water. We'll see. Come on dan, move faster!

@ 7:39:44 PM By Stuy Parker

Adam thinks he's Ben now - Adam Mathes.com: "Your adammathes super site." Actually, after living with Ben, you knew it was bound to happen.

@ 7:45:29 PM By Alli Coe

Jeez! I just keep switching these motherfucking designs around! Ahhhh! I never stop!

@ 8:21:39 PM By Stuy Parker

In the modern world it's not about getting a person's phonenumber. It's about getting the person's screenname. Oh... Kay... Can I be sick now?

@ 8:43:24 PM By Stuy Parker

Your personal guide to how to pronounce Stuyvesant: Now, while most normal people would actually find a name book, and look up an official way to pronounce Stuyvesant... I'm not going to do that. I've always pronounced Stuyvesant, "Stu-vess-ant" and Stuy, "Stu-ee," of course. Now, I could be completely wrong. The joys of the name Stuyvesant is the infinite number of ways you can pronounce it! Looking up the official way would only kill the hours of fun.

I think in 1976 they actually created a board game based around the various ways you can pronounce the name. While I can't think of the name of it right now, it was pretty interesting. The name was rather popular in the "retro" error of that time (Think: The 50s.) and while I do like to talk out of my ass, I think that's why they bothered to make a board game after it. Popular, even though no one knows how to pronounce it!

@ 8:57:16 PM By Stuy Parker

So can we call this one the scary insect design? The phobia of mine that this design plays on is so bad that I'm actually paranoid to tell people about it, thinking they'll use it against me. Yes, I do need mental help, would you like to hear about all my other issues?

@ 10:08:20 PM By Alli Coe

Monday, September 11, 2000

Heh, heh, heh. Loudy fargin corksucker iceholes. Heh, heh, heh. Johnny Dangerously is the fuckin' greatest. I dislike mob/mafia comedies but, oh, Johnny! I can't resist him!

@ 12:17:41 AM By Stuy Parker

Loudy?

@ 12:20:03 AM By Stuy Parker

The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119 [34].

Really now, I did not know this.

@ 12:28:31 AM By Stuy Parker

Good mourning. Er, cliche. Morning, I meant, yeah. Hrmm...

@ 6:55:26 AM By Stuy Parker

Mmm. Pretzels. Oh, and I hate Macy Gray.

@ 7:36:50 AM By Stuy Parker

So, there's this kid who, is bored, and stupid, and, he's made some bad decisions, but he's going to live with them because he understands how to make his bed and then lie in it. Ugh.

@ 10:20:50 AM By Stuy Parker

Yawn.

@ 11:45:37 AM By Stuy Parker

Pepperidge Farm, famous for making unslimey Goldfish, makes some jolly good Ginger Bread Men... Hey, I'm eating your leg! Ha! Yeah, you! Your leg is good! Take that! Ha ha ha!

@ 11:57:26 AM By Stuy Parker

Hits are dropping like flies here, at electricbiscuit. Maybe we'll fall off the face of the planet. But, you know what they say, even Ben Brown has slow days. No, wait, Ben Brown doesn't. But, you know what? Fuck Ben Brown. (Something everyone has been wanting to say for a while, don't you deny it, people.) On another note, anyone ever realize how funny the Daily Show is? I just did.

@ 12:12:50 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm addicted to ZD--Err... TechTV.

@ 12:59:57 PM By Stuy Parker

I just realized something. Ben Brown is the small man's Dennis Rodman. Just, you know, not quite as annoying. Better taste in women, too, I bet! Oh well...

@ 2:10:28 PM By Stuy Parker

Sorry for the last two Ben Brown posts, don't know what got into me... How bout dem bucs?

@ 2:45:45 PM By Stuy Parker

So, I'm chatting with Chris. And then suddenly he gets really quiet and signs off! I don't give a shit if you crashed! You stupid asshole! I will fucking cut your testicles off and feed them to your snake! Yeah, eat that you wood glued hair freak! Hah! Fucking (christian) punkers. Heh, heh.

@ 3:53:18 PM By Stuy Parker

Typos ruin seriousness.

@ 3:58:38 PM By Stuy Parker

Exceptional redesign?! What, this? I made this in three seconds! (I shit you not!) Ahh... geez.

@ 4:04:14 PM By Stuy Parker

On "Call for Help" on TechTV... They're doing a thing on CD players that grab the listing... And the guy, he pulls out, HEY! A Radiohead CD! The Bends! Wowza! I think I'm in love.

@ 4:12:25 PM By Stuy Parker

Last comments about the history: Whore! Whore! ... I wasn't mentioned either and I've been around for a whole five months! Five entire long months! Do I get mentioned? No! So shut up! ... Thanks for listening. [link shamelessly stolen from the site I never read: Kottke which was actually from a quote from a site I never went to before: peterme. Oh, oh, the joys of weblogs.]

@ 4:26:30 PM By Stuy Parker

TechTV/ZDTV makes me want to get a Mac just so I can have some eye candy fun.

@ 4:37:09 PM By Stuy Parker

Rowr! Hmm.

@ 6:22:32 PM By Stuy Parker

Hm, so the people on Big Brother are going to walk off on Wednesday. Seems like someone should do a study on the situation and the behaviors being demonstrated.

@ 8:20:54 PM By Alli Coe

You know why I hate the shitheads in highschool here? While they listen to filth and pure shit like Eminem, Limp Bizkit, and all the other bullshit rap crap (Shoot them all, I say!) they have the fucking nerve to say "The Beatles? The fucking suck, man! How can you like them!?" Uh, excuse me, the Beatles, being responsible for anything you'll ever get to hear has more talent in one (dead?) fingernail than any of the BULLSHIT you listen to could possibly muster in their entire careers combined.

MTV doesn't fucking make music. Madonna doesn't fucking make music. (Choke on that, you whore.) Slim Shady doesn't make music. Bone Thugz N Harmony DO NOT FUCKING MAKE MUSIC. You don't even know what the fuck you're listening to, you're a bunch of fuckin' sheep. Until you sit the fuck down, and realize the Beatles (And assorted other bands, I don't want to sound stupid and one-sided here, which I am) MADE you, you get no fuckin' respect from me.

You cannot say you like music without liking the Beatles in the least. You can't say you're a music fan and say "The Beatles Suck" without being a worthless hack of a human being. That was your Stuyvesant Cockrant for the evening. Fucking stupid fucking cocksucking teenage pricks. I hate my/this generation. Beatles suck? You fucking pig.

@ 9:16:38 PM By Stuy Parker

All thee children sing, "Hey bungalow bill, what did you kill, bungalow bill? Heyy bungalow bill, what did you kill, bungalow bill?"

@ 9:21:10 PM By Stuy Parker

The Stanford Prison Experiment: It is amazing how people react in certain situations and what they are capable of. Who knows what you or I would do in a similar situation. Very interesting (almost disturbing) experiment, I encourage you all to check it out. An experiment like this could no longer be done today.

@ 9:26:53 PM By Alli Coe

Oh and if you couldn't already tell, I'm a psychology major.

@ 9:28:57 PM By Alli Coe

Alli7wb: im so biased to like guys with the name Dan
Afext: Okay so you stay the fuck away from my Dan then, dig?
Afext: I'm really sick of you jumping from guy to guy and I'm gonna have to bitchslap your ass if you jump on MY dan. Hmpf! Slut

@ 10:04:21 PM By Alli Coe

To Quote Trent: "I wanna know everything... I wanna be everywhere... I wanna fuck everyone in the world... I wanna do something that matters!"

@ 10:24:04 PM By Stuy Parker

Sunday, September 10, 2000

Sara never called. I think I'll go crawl under a rock and die now.

@ 5:56:35 AM By Stuy Parker

Oh, boring day.

@ 10:45:17 AM By Stuy Parker

Don't mock me but Hometime is a good show. The guy who hosts it has a good voice and he's just relaxing to listen to. (As he talks about cutting and building and nailing and...)

@ 10:54:52 AM By Stuy Parker

I'm going to kill you. And I'm not going to make it quick! Bwhahahaha!

@ 1:05:17 PM By Stuy Parker

Sorry for the lack of posts, haven't felt like myself lately, if you couldn't tell.

@ 4:41:17 PM By Stuy Parker

As much as I liked the last design I couldn't write for it because it was too... Hard to read, to be honest. Hopefully this is better. We'll see.

@ 8:10:21 PM By Stuy Parker

Incase you're wondering, this design was desperation on part of me trying to design the Art section of EB lookin' like a combinsation of Pseudoart and Kiiroi and all the other 45degree alternates. And, then trying to design a new EB like it, depressive... and, erm... Also, I just wanted to do something simple, take Dan for instance. (Who I ripped off completely, oh yeah!)

Eee. This isn't really a design, so I suppose I wont call it Design Twenty. It's more of a filler til I am more statisfied. I should go back to Design Sixteen again. Ugh. This sucks. Indecision is evil!

@ 8:20:40 PM By Stuy Parker

I CANT FARGIN SPELL OR TYPE! GET OFF MY ASS! (not that anyone bugged me or anything but I bug myself. "combinsation"? What the the FUCK?!)

@ 8:58:13 PM By Stuy Parker

Mmm. I'm a whore. Gonna lay down now and wait desperately by the phone for Sara to call. Because oh what a bitch I am.

@ 9:05:29 PM By Stuy Parker

I am really liking the blue graphic at the top of this filler design. It should be made into design twenty or something.

@ 9:26:13 PM By Alli Coe

Kian needs a webcam.

@ 9:53:47 PM By Alli Coe

How desperate for money is he? Join now for $9.95 and ask OJ Simpson questions that he might possibly answer. And while you're there, why not purchase something from the Juice Shop?

@ 10:56:28 PM By Alli Coe

I finally got the sense to search for the quote ("Put the bunny back in the box!") that was under my link on I Shoot With My Mind. It's from Con Air. That's the last thing I woulda thunk, but in memory I don't think anyone but Nicolas Cage could pull off that line with that pausing. He did do 8MM after all. You just can't pull off flaming piles of shit like that anymore! (Which is the only movie I had to smack myself for watching afterwards. Sigh.)

I had something else to write about but I can't remember it now. Damnit, that really sucks. Uhm... Oh, I look like hell. I wandered into the bathroom to, you know, take a piss, like most people do in the bathroom sink. And as I was looking into the mirror I realized how like shit I do look right now. Not showering in two days gives your hair this nicely matted sheen that you just can't get from Charlie. I'm done.

@ 11:59:54 PM By Stuy Parker