The thing I am most famous for elsewhere that I've never managed to say here: Hole is a shitty band, and Courtney Love is a stupid husband murdering slut whore. There you go.

@ 7:12:26 AM By Stuy Parker

You never realize you are quite the icon until you have a webpage's title based upon what someone said about you. But, you know, that's cool. From Dayna, I'd expect something like "YEAH BIG PENIS HE HAS" or, erm, something with much more proper grammar. (Now I'm all paranoid.)

@ 7:16:30 AM By Stuy Parker

"Hold your mouse for fun!" doesn't mean anything. Stop asking.

@ 8:12:12 AM By Stuy Parker

Name this song and band for a million bucks: "In the summer time, when the weather is hot, you can stretch right up and touch the sky... When the weather's fine you got women, you got women, you got women on your mind." (Woo!)

@ 8:26:11 AM By Stuy Parker

Oh the joys of downloading and updating hardware drivers. Woohoo. I am a big computer nerds. All to play a demo of Vampire: The Masquerade. Woo!

@ 9:50:36 AM By Stuy Parker

*Brief Update* - In conclusions to yesterdays responses from everyone, I joined rate my face. I tried to get Stuy to join with me, but he being the internet rockstar that he is decided to change his mind at the last second. That's okay though, I went it alone. Now, all i need is votes, good or bad. You know what to do.

@ 10:26:17 AM By [zakh]

What a boring saturday. Hmm.

@ 10:37:48 AM By Stuy Parker

'Cas I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

@ 11:23:39 AM By [zakh]

The new Pseudoart. Check the stuff out, it's amazing. Makes me very jealous.

@ 11:44:54 AM By Stuy Parker

I registered a new ICQ account and decided to search for some people, and our own resident Alli (of AlliCam and psuedonym Ariel Welsh) had a page two whole years ago! Here it is for your pleasure: Inside My Mind... Note on the info: I'm seventeen... Wow, Alli was young once!

@ 1:48:18 PM By Stuy Parker

I love Faith No More.

@ 2:14:36 PM By Stuy Parker

Do you have ICQ? Do you have nothing better to do? Do you want to talk to me and help entertain me in my massive amount of boredom? My new ICQ number is 8396103 ... Go wild!

@ 2:33:43 PM By Stuy Parker

"Well, let me tell you something about surfing the web and seeing cool sites. -- They make you feel like crap. Sites like electricbiscuit.com, for example. Dang. I wish I could design like that." - juliemartin.org : - : journal. (This is me trying to be the Blogger frontpage.)

@ 2:42:31 PM By Stuy Parker

I have to agree with Dan, Nosepilot is amazing. A good waste of time, too. Cos god knows I have nothing better to do.

@ 3:08:05 PM By Stuy Parker

Sara! Argh! I want to die right now, why am I so lonely? This is seriously getting to me... Sarrrrraa! I neeed you! Argh, fucking christ! Someone shoot me in the head! Please! Just to clear it, ergh.

@ 3:54:35 PM By Stuy Parker

Am I sick? So, you know I'm missing Sara, my girl, here. And, uhm, I'm getting pretty lonely. I think maybe Dayna can call and tell her to call me, or if her parents answer to tell her Dayna told her to call Parker. Or maybe if the machine answers to explain she's Dayna and tell her to call Parker. Considering her parents wouldn't know who the fuck Dayna or Parker was, and might ask even more questions than just if I called and said I was Brad.

So I call her house, and her mom says (in a cold demeaning tone) that she's at work. I'm ultra-polite to her, too! (Gee-golly-wizz, Stuy, Is that really possible!) Uhm, well, okay. So, I'm thinking. Hey, she can't be that far away. So I look up driving directions from here to there. Hey! I can make the 47 hour drive! You know, if I had a car! Maybe I could make it on bike! It'd only take me a few weeks! Hell, I could pull a Forest Gump and jog it! Yeah! That's what I'll do! I am the next Forest Gump! Oh yeah! Stuy Parker From Coast To Coast!

Okay, maybe not. Dayna says, "It's too bad you don't know the store number of her Target." Oh! Oh! But, I don't! But, you know what!? (No, I don't know, Stuy!) I could always hunt down all the Targets, and call each one, in her area. So, I go to Yellowpages.com and they're worthless. Okay. Scratch that. Hey, look, Target.com. Thanks, Dayna, I'm an idiot!

They have a store locator! Oh goodie goodie! Here, let me see... Oh, three Targets! Clearwater Target, Boot Ranch Target, and Largo Target! Each close enough for her to work at one! Oh, oh, oh! This is so unfair! So unfair! There is no way I'm calling each one, and with my luck she wouldn't be there! No, damnit! Ugh! ... Sigh. Well, at least doing all this shit has made me feel a little closer to her. I love you, Sara-ra-ra! (Oh, how it feels to be loved by you. Insane stalker Stuyvesant.)

@ 4:33:02 PM By Stuy Parker

*slams head into the wall* Uhm... ow.

@ 5:36:37 PM By [zakh]

Damn, I didn't think it was possible for anyone to find my old webpage. I was happy to see that my old poetry page was down though. Thank goodness.

@ 5:38:34 PM By Alli Coe

Z Allen is gone, all you Z Allen haters. Have no fear, you can always visit him at his site (Which I wont link because he linked it enough as is ;) Late, Allen.

@ 6:16:28 PM By Stuy Parker

Testing... One, two, three.

@ 6:27:26 PM By Stuy Parker

The Fish. Uh, heh, heh... yeah.

@ 6:51:16 PM By Stuy Parker

My conversations are showing up everywhere.

@ 7:26:48 PM By Alli Coe

Currently featured on my webcam: a homemade, jeweled ninja star. Oh yeah, I need a life (or some more cds to destroy).

@ 7:58:55 PM By Alli Coe

Shit. Yes. My ICQ number is not seven digits, Nikolai. It's actually 89396103. I'm just an idiot!

@ 9:24:55 PM By Stuy Parker

Friday, September 08, 2000

Yes, I'm still alive. Kinda.

@ 5:20:05 AM By Stuy Parker

Our love is rice and beans and horses lard.

@ 5:36:20 AM By Stuy Parker

I got no lips, I got no tongue. Where there were eyes there's only space. I got no lips, I got no tongue.

@ 5:40:53 AM By Stuy Parker

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground, try this trick and spin it, yeah... Your head will collapse, but there's nothing in it, and you'll ask yourself...

@ 5:48:59 AM By Stuy Parker

I miss your kissin' and I miss your head, and a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead... Bloody your hands on a cactus tree, wipe it on your dress and send it to me... Sitting here wishing on a cement floor, just wishing that I had just something you wore... (To: Sara.)

@ 5:54:34 AM By Stuy Parker

Have fun with the little circles, they make his face change. Takes twenty mintues to load but it's worth it I think.

@ 6:06:24 AM By Stuy Parker

I was about to give it a second chance but now I don't think I will.

@ 6:08:41 AM By Stuy Parker

To those of you who think California is cool, and California is hollywood, and California is a pretty, well cultured, nice enjoyable place to be: It's not. Stay as far away from (southern) Calfornia as you can.

The school system is shit, the people are shit, the enviroment is shit... You think blue skies? No, think looking towards the horizon on a clear day and seeing the blue sky bleed to a hazy dark grey. Yeah, it's called pollution, and California is full of it in every form.

@ 6:12:38 AM By Stuy Parker

Your Existing Situation

The fear of rebuff and the extreme caution of his approach make it difficult for him to achieve the degree of intimacy and identification he desires.

@ 6:26:41 AM By Stuy Parker

The first time I heard of the Pixies' Frank Black? It was back when Millennium came out, that apocolypic show done by X-Files creator, uhm, whats-his-name. I was browsing a board and someone congratulated him on naming the lead character after one of the greatest musicians ever, "Frank Black/Black Fancis" I thought maybe he was talking about a classical composer or something. Guess he wasn't.

@ 6:57:22 AM By Stuy Parker

I am now an artist. View my work, titled "oh, my golly." It's amazing, isn't it? [Broken link was fixed, sorry.]

@ 7:11:14 AM By Stuy Parker

Colombia Seizes Traffickers' Submarine ... Good story.

@ 8:07:45 AM By Stuy Parker

I'm thinking about joining that rate my face thing to see if i can get on the top 50 list. I don't know if i should though, no one would vote for me. *sigh* hah no but what do you think? do i got what it takes? Mmm.. in order to know if i should or not i need your feed back, let me know. If you dont wanna take all the time to email me, you can just click here if you agree or here if you disagree if you have aim, and let me know. Arent I nice, set that little thing up for you. Now let me know. *run*

@ 11:45:42 AM By [zakh]

Stuy, download teenage dirtbag. It's not hard stuff, but your first day of school entry kind of reminds me of it. Pretty damn suave.

@ 11:51:40 AM By [zakh]

I wish I could cry.

@ 3:17:56 PM By Stuy Parker

Oh, happy day!

@ 4:14:20 PM By Stuy Parker

Oh yeah, I'm getting ready to go to a kareoke (how ever you spell it) dinner thing. I'm so gonna be all up on the singing.

@ 5:17:50 PM By Alli Coe

I have to admit this has been the most messed up Friday ever... First, I wake up with a cold... Then I skip my class so that I can hang out with a friend from work (Bad Ana)... He has to leave like, 2 hours early, so I'm stuck alone in the house with my little brother waiting for my newly found half-sister to come. At about 4:45 she shows up, Wow. I have a half sister, I found out about this about a month ago. Fun fun fun. We go out to dinner at this extremely loud restaurant with horrible food, I pick at a sandwich while Lori keeps asking my parents if I'm pissed that she is here. Blah.

I can't wait until Tuesday...

@ 5:21:19 PM By Ana Cohen

I love you, Ana, and I miss you very, very much... I'll be waiting (aka: sleeping.) by the phone for you, dearest helpless. How about, let's do my losing bet. Why do I love my dearest Ana/Sara?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because she's fun to talk to, well, duh. I wouldn't want to hang around with a boring evil stupid person, now would I? Sara here, Sara is fun. Sara is enjoyable. Hell, Sara makes me laugh and have a jolly good time. You know when you describe something on the phone, and sometimes you wave your hands around like the person can actually see you? I don't do that with anyone, but I do that with Sara... I think it shows my undying love for her. Oh yes!

How about the fact that she makes me feel good about myself. "Gee, I sure do look sexy without my shirt on in front of the mirroir today." You wouldn't have caught me saying that a year ago (What you would have caught me saying is, "Oh my god! I am so sickly and pathetic looking, gross! I want to die!") but because I have Sara here, Sara makes me feel good about who I am and what I look like, even when everyone else wants to beat me down.

How about the fact that she's really really hot? Okay, so maybe that's not quite so important.

How about the fact that she's everything I've ever wanted in anyone all rolled up in one? How about the fact that we never really fought (before my occasional dicky episodes that we all know I have)? How about the fact that instead of dumping her on her ass like I do with most exes, and start to hate them, I didn't with her because she's extra super special? How about the fact that she keeps me around even though she could get far better than a stupid computer nerd like me?

How about the fact that even with all my downfalls, shortcomings, and terrible me-isms that we are all full of... she sees past that and loves me anyway? I think that, most of all, is why I love my Sara. I love ya, ra-ra-ra. You made me realize that love is, in fact, not something to be afraid of when it takes me over, again... After being stupidly burned a few times because of my jumping-the-gunness, you made me realize what love really is.

Now, please don't dump me. (No, peeps, she's not really threatening to dump me, but the idea just came up in my head that if she does dump me, I am a dead man. So, yeah.)

@ 6:01:01 PM By Stuy Parker

Oh the joys of prank calling. Someone called. "Hello?" Click. Someone called back. "Hello?" I said, praying it was Sara. Click. Don't fuck with me, people. * 69, which rarely works. Works.

"Hello?" a teenage girly-girl answers "Did you just call?" I scoff in a sharp voice. She freaks, hits a button, drops the phone. Massive giggling ensues in the background. I think they think they hung up on me. "Hahaha, he said 'did you just call?'" bursts of screams and giggles, and I said "You realize I'm still here?" pretty loudly into the phone, thinking maybe they didn't know they didn't hang up. They talk a bit and start to make weird bubbly animal noises. I finally say, "Alright, I'm going now, goodbye..." Click.

@ 10:18:20 PM By Stuy Parker

Thursday, September 07, 2000

Mmm... Kudos granola bar... Oh, how I wish I had some of those right now... Mmm... Ahhh... Mmm... Oh, sorry, good morning everyone. Lets see how much posting I can get in before morning.

@ 3:25:31 AM By Stuy Parker

Food exam, check out the ingredients for, say, Kudos Granola Bars, and tell us exactly why those certrain ingredients are in the food. I'd hate to take that one, quite frankly. The class would probably make me sick.

@ 3:30:40 AM By Stuy Parker

I'm only blogging this because some people might be very bored at 3:30/6:30AM.

@ 3:36:04 AM By Stuy Parker

Being the huge David Bowie fan that I am some of you might find it surprising that I am only now watching The Man Who Fell to Earth. It was on Sci-Fi so I get to miss out on all the, and I quote, "gratuitous sex scenes" ... Goddamnit!

@ 3:39:56 AM By Stuy Parker

Admist all the roseanne barr nude searches and, well, god knows all the other shit we get (bad pun, you'll see) the greatest search yet? "tips on kicking someones ass" (Note, I was originally going to blog this because I thought it said "fucking" but, whatever.)

@ 4:18:00 AM By Stuy Parker

David Bowie makes me feel sexy.

@ 5:43:32 AM By Stuy Parker

I don't know what I'd do if there wasn't a little light in the refridgerator that turns on when you open the door... Sometimes, late at night, as I lie in bed in the dark... I wonder what refidgerators were like before there were light bulbs.

@ 6:04:28 AM By Stuy Parker

One hour, fifteen mintues until my first day of school. I'm scared, Jim!

@ 6:27:58 AM By Stuy Parker

Stuyvesant Parker hunches his shoulders, tucks his head down, and slumps off to school, trying not to cry. Seeya in eight hours.

@ 7:17:55 AM By Stuy Parker

*cracks door and peers in* Stuy? .....Anyone home? *evil grin* Alrightttt, since im home with nothing else better to do, not only am I going to harass the people that visit my blog, but I'm also going to harass you guys. Muahaha.

@ 12:10:42 PM By [zakh]

I'm listening to the beautiful people, why? I do not know to be bluntly honest about it. It gives me the urge to beat people up. Not just normal people, but people much bigger than myself. Not only does it make me want to beat people up, but at the same time it makes me feel sexy. Not just regular old sexy, but really sexy. So sexy actually, that I would take pictures that under any normal circumstances I wouldn't post. Weird results, huh? Go ahead and download it, even if you don't like the guy that sings it. It's really good to get the adrenaline going. *cough*.

@ 12:20:33 PM By [zakh]

Compatibility according to The Spark personality test: 62% with Stuy, 74% with Kian, and 60% with Jerwin. Not too bad. Oh, and I am a Guru.

@ 1:11:07 PM By Alli Coe

*peels self off ceiling*

@ 1:34:47 PM By [zakh]

Stuyvesant Parker's review of the first day of school, Or how I stopped worrying and learned to love my hatred of humanity: I want to die.

@ 3:28:50 PM By Stuy Parker

Holy shit, you mean you actually know where Salinas is and have been there?

@ 3:41:29 PM By Alli Coe

My First Day Of School, and unedited, unadulterated synopsis for your reading pleasure. I wish reality would just fade away.

@ 3:53:12 PM By Stuy Parker

The first homework of the semester is due tomorrow. An argumentative essay on the OJ Simpson case. Whoo..let the fun begin!

@ 6:41:32 PM By Alli Coe

I just realized something. I don't have a favorite song. Quick, someone give me a song! Sigh...tomorrow I have to go to another football game, but before that, a Pep Rally. At least tomorrow is a Home game. Tralalalala, I hope everyone likes pie, or I won't like you.

@ 6:52:49 PM By Johnny Hodges

The man I marry will love the song "The Way You Look Tonight" as much as I do. We'll dance to it and he'll softly whisper the words into my ear.

@ 6:58:24 PM By Alli Coe

My sister called on her way home from the mall to tell me that they bought Nads. You know, the green hair removal stuff you can eat that you see advertised on TV all the time. I can't wait to try it, I knew there was a reason I kept putting of shaving my legs. I still haven't started my essay and now it looks like it might have to wait a bit longer.

@ 7:42:31 PM By Alli Coe

Well that sucked. You know how in the infomercial for Nads they remove hair from a guy and he just sits there like it doesn't hurt? So, so wrong and misleading. After painfully ripping off the first strip who can rip the second just as forcefully knowing it is going to hurt? On the other hand, they are right in that it is edible. Tastes pretty much like honey. Maybe I'll use it as expensive sweetener for my tea.

@ 8:55:31 PM By Alli Coe

ducttapeboy007: I thought you and your lover fell into the water bed and were happily trapped in there for eternity.

(Now wouldn't that be nice..)

@ 10:32:30 PM By Alli Coe

The world would not be right if I was not up until midnight writing an essay I knew about way in advance. Really. Actually I think I'm just rationalizing so I don't feel bad about procrastinating once again.

@ 11:04:05 PM By Alli Coe

Wednesday, September 06, 2000

The Final Fantasy people emailed me saying they've made a survey that will help me, a first time visitor from back in tha' day, shape the way the website will be created. Now, this is cool. But...

Question #1? "How often do you usually eat salted snacks?"

I wonder if the new Final Fantasy movie will have some kind of harsh undertones of salted snacks or something funny like that. Oh, well.

@ 2:48:48 AM By Stuy Parker

Things I say to May: "I am an asshole, an arrogant asshole, an egostical asshole, a typical asshole, a stupid asshole, a rather dilated asshole... you know, all those variations."

@ 2:55:28 AM By Stuy Parker

The next design will make you feel even worse. Bwhahahaha! Now, if only I could start working on the bloody thing again... Sigh.

@ 3:26:11 AM By Stuy Parker

Back up. Yay.

@ 3:48:11 AM By Stuy Parker

As a film Joe's Apartment fails. As a series of MTV Shorts, Joe's Apartment is fucking hilarious and is filmed creatively. Not to mention, no one looks cuter than Jerry O'Connell did back then. Oh well.

@ 4:05:00 AM By Stuy Parker

Megan Ward who is in Joe's Apartment also played the hot blonde chick in my most favoritist college comedy movie ever made!!! PCU! YEAH!!! I think I am in love with Megan Ward. No, wait, I'm not. Nevermind.

@ 4:09:46 AM By Stuy Parker

Joe's Apartment was hilarious. More of a TV movie than a feature film though, but still... MTV does get to front some films that no one else would touch (With the exception of maybe "Election")

@ 5:09:06 AM By Stuy Parker

New design is up. Uhm, hmm... Comments welcome. Oh, well. How's life? Life is good. This design clocked in at well over eight hours of work. Woohoo!

@ 8:42:04 AM By Stuy Parker

If there was a doubt in my mind about blogger being a pile of shit, there isn't any now. That is all.

@ 8:46:44 AM By Stuy Parker

Stuy.. All i have to say is.. *holds a deep breath and looks at your design* You amaze me man. Now let's see how long this one lasts.

@ 9:18:28 AM By [zakh]

Love: Presstube.

@ 10:30:23 AM By Stuy Parker

This guy has me wanting to get a Lomo Camera now... Damn him, but, just read the reviews... Perfect camera for me, a jack-ass who likes to take shit loads of pointless pictures. And, gee, check out Lomo.com. How can one not be sold instantly. I am a sheep! Baaaah!

@ 11:46:38 AM By Stuy Parker

01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00111111 (Search Kaput.)

@ 12:29:25 PM By Stuy Parker

Sorry for the down time. I don't know what the heck is up, but that's what you get, right? Anyway, now you all may enjoy the new design. Oh, and go to Elixir Studio and check out Subway. A good hour worth of artainment.

@ 1:23:24 PM By Stuy Parker

Biz Stone makes me laugh. [Throw in insults to other web-celebirties who aren't as cool, or as funny, or as mature, or can't spell as good as, or just don't compare to Biz Stone, and you have a good full EB post.]

@ 2:42:16 PM By Stuy Parker

I like sex. No, wait. If I had sex, which I don't, I'd probably like it. So, I suppose the statement "I like sex." can be considered true via warping of the space time continuum. But, I don't know what I'm talking about. Maybe if you stick only, say, half of your foot in, and keep half of your foot out. Yes, then the statement "I like sex." would be true in a future sense. Yes, yes, yes. I do, in fact, like sex. If I had it, of course. I do not, however, like jacking off in the ocean. (I just can't stop.)

@ 2:48:34 PM By Stuy Parker

I need some rich friends who buy me iBooks. Send applications over here. (Notice how I keep posting the further I read down Biz Stone's site. I tend to do this, because I rarely, if ever, read websites, much less weblogs. Also: "Hey! Joe linked to me! Hey Joe!")

@ 2:52:17 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm tweaking the formatting so be prepared for horridness here and there.

@ 3:24:59 PM By Stuy Parker

You have no idea how much that comment improved my day. Probably put the first real smile on my face since yesterday.

@ 4:22:14 PM By Alli Coe

ElectricBiscuit: Now featuring random scollbar colors. Oh, yeah. It's to make up for the lack of user colors. Always out to please the audience.

@ 4:28:57 PM By Stuy Parker

Webdesigners never get laid. It's some kind of unwritten law. Just ask Lance Arthur. Actually, I think while I was going through the FBI records I hacked into using my super secret spy satalite, I came across a file that was titled "SECRET: (because all FBI files are marked SECRET) Webdesigners Must Remain Sexless." I skipped past it out of fear, though.

@ 4:32:39 PM By Stuy Parker

I jsut realized that I have yet to comment on the new design. Stuy..wonderful redesign (as always).

@ 4:50:20 PM By Alli Coe

For those of you wondering: Tomorrow is my first day of school. Ahh! I don't wanna go. I wanna sit here all day and shit around writing, uhm, fuck. Don't repeat yourself, Stuy... Writing CRAP! Yes, crap. I write crap for you.

@ 6:14:02 PM By Stuy Parker

I couldn't help but burst into mad laughter as I read this line: "I'm not wearing any pants." ... Try reading the entire thing with the arty old woman from 12 Monkey's voice... it's hilarious.

@ 6:49:00 PM By Stuy Parker

A special note for those of you who want me to link you: I'm not going to, because I am a cold heartless bastard like that! Ha ha ha! (Doh!)

@ 7:23:51 PM By Stuy Parker

Attention webdesigners/coders/whatever. Mostly those of you jackasses who say I am talentless and rip off other people... And, those of you who were interested in the whole Burp ordeal I shoved my foot into... This is the big article I wrote to the upright "Lizzie" chick, with editing. Be sure to read it and post comments. Once again, Your guide to what stealing is and isn't. Because, I am cool like that.

@ 7:31:42 PM By Stuy Parker

My reason for butting myself into any (certain) given situation: It's easier to make a clear point when you can step all over little people and they don't have a chance to interrupt. Hey, at least I'm honest.

@ 7:44:41 PM By Stuy Parker

Metajunkie. Thanks.

@ 7:49:13 PM By Stuy Parker

Because I'm tired like that.

@ 8:04:58 PM By Stuy Parker

I really don't have anything to say but I feel strangely compelled to blog. I could complain about how a certain boy still hasn't called me but that would be such a stereotypical girl thing to do, no? I think I need some ice cream for dinner. Ooh..or maybe Golden Crisps.

@ 8:56:43 PM By Alli Coe

Kudos to you Stuy. Nice design.

@ 10:57:20 PM By Alfred Turner

Tuesday, September 05, 2000

I can't think of anything to blog, other than the fact that I'm about to go spend wicked amounts of cash because I got my iMac check (I sold my strawberry CD player... sniffle) and I haven't had real money in so long that I've got to get back into spending money. (It's fucked up logic, but don't argue with me) So, I'm off to get a haircut, new clothes and shoes. *cackles wickedly* God, I love having money in the bank...

Don't let me let you go.

@ 6:23:43 AM By Ana Cohen

Burp is angry at a friend of May's... Now, this site Burp, well, it looks a lot like a subpar version of Typical, to me... Not that typical is wholy original, being called "typical" and sticking to its name by purposely looking like a mixture of k10k and (of course) --link-- ***. (An altogether trendy look.) But, still, you know... I'm a hypocrite, but I'm more than willing to admit where I steal my ideas from.

*** (There's a contest where you have these well drawn pixel people, and you have to clothe them, really posh design shit, and it's awesome, but I can't find it! Fucking A! I'll post the link later.)

So, this friend of May. Apparently she stole the little arrow graphic from Burp. Now, this arrow graphic, counting in at seven by eleven pixels has it's own copyright and all! Two colors, a few pixels, and you have this amazing little arrow that we are getting our panties in a twist over.

This friend of May (Who's site is at Magnifique if you're wondering) can't make her own graphics, and she uses frontpage because she doesn't know HTML... Is it so wrong for her to take a tiny little arrow graphic? I could draw that arrow graphic in three seconds in photoshop, it's nothing to report someone to their host about, right? These Burp people, completely unoriginal unto themselves, are... just, you know, stupid. (I was going to say talentless, but that is untrue, they are chock full of that, man! Just, winters are long and ideas are scarce, I know.)

My vocabulary is so vast!

Anyway, they bitch about stealing table code and css code, and we all know how much talent it takes to write some table code and css code (There's so much room for difference and originality, too! I mean, wow, you can change the formatting of text-decoration:none; in so many ways!) and other bullshit. I think that's all they talk about, too.

Hey, Burp... Get over yourselves and your shitty design. Thanks. A few fourty-five degree pixels is nothing to be proud of. Whereas, my hot'n'sexy ass, is! Eeep, where'd that come from! Hahaha, I kill me! (Stuy Parker: Able to piss off five people in a single bound.)

Also: In a link lifted from Kiiroi, check out Microbians. Can you say... Nifty floating windows? Oh yes, yes I can. Can you say... Not in english! Doh!

Also, again: The new electricbiscuit design nineteen will rock everyones world. Trust me, you'll cream your crotch over it when you see it. Been working for a few hours now in photoshop, it'll be awesome.

@ 8:15:08 AM By Stuy Parker

Burp's first insult to me will be: "You use a model in your design! Ew! Who are you to critize us!" And then, "We're going to report you to Ms. Behennah's agent! And then the magazine that photograph originally appeared in! And then the photographer who took the picture! And then the camera company that made the camera used to snap it! And then the film developer, and the individual workers who helped publish the magazine and..."

(Because I'm pyschic like that.)

@ 8:25:44 AM By Stuy Parker

You're such a goth! Ha ha ha! Woo... uh... well... hrm... I am defensive only when people lie! Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Yes, but you wont be catching me in bed with him, mate. ("I hope you dieee... I hope you diaaiaaiee..." unrelated to Jerwin but it's on right now and god, does Todd know how to sing that line. Oh yeah.)

@ 8:32:14 AM By Stuy Parker

I really need to watch Big Brother. Just because I could laugh along with the Salon writers and feel what everyone who watches the show and isn't a online/computer/smart/educated person doesn't get to understand about it.

@ 9:20:44 AM By Stuy Parker

"It's not like we have a whole lot of pressure, masses of cult followers checking every hour for an update. We're not electricbiscuit." Cute. But, sadly, true. I am just under so much pressure. The gun is to my head daily, I don't think I can keep up.

@ 9:29:49 AM By Stuy Parker

@ 9:52:49 AM By Stuy Parker

Been working on design nineteen for little over five hours. It's gonna be super duper neato! Honestly! It'll be better then this one! Not quite as fast loading, but still... It really whips the llama's ass!

@ 12:31:02 PM By Stuy Parker

Yes, what a wonderful idea. You think he'd be flattered or frightened? If it weren't for my computer class I don't think I'd be online much anymore. I barely even turned my computer on all weekend. Oh and, yes, Chris, I am clever like that.

@ 12:42:06 PM By Alli Coe

Can one man link me too much? I didn't think so. (Note: Dan, you don't show up on Blogger's search, damn you!) (Note: I think I've linked to, oh, five different Dan ran websites now in the past week. Jesus. Dan, stop it.)

@ 2:21:07 PM By Stuy Parker

I've been over this a few times but... Why I hate webrings: "No adult content, spelling errors, or hate." FUK YOU STUPID PEACES OF SHIT! EAT PUSSY! YEAH! UNFZ UNFZ LOOK BOOBIES! GOD I HATE FAGGOTS... There, that's gonna keep me from getting in any webrings.

@ 2:32:20 PM By Stuy Parker

Things I say to Andre Torrez in chats: "Because you went there searching for Jerwin Semen to swim around in!" (I shit you not.)

@ 4:51:28 PM By Stuy Parker

I saw the new Highlander movie with my father tonight and I really enjoyed it. It was nice to have a little bonding time with my dad and the movie was great. He knows more about the complete storyline than I do so it helped having him there. I'm not sure if it is a movie for everyone but I think any Highlander fan should go see it. (I would also like to say that I love Adrian Paul. They asked me to be the double for Kate/Faith in the sex scene, but I was unfortuately too busy.)

@ 8:57:13 PM By Alli Coe

I find a guy I really like and he doesn't call me. I guess it isn't that bad. I saw him for a few minutes this morning but I'm still going to whine and be upset because I wanted to talk to or see him tonight. In two days I'll probably be complaining about how he's calling me too much and I feel smothered.

@ 10:08:23 PM By Alli Coe

Monday, September 04, 2000

Limbo made me really, really mad. And it bored me out of my mind. Stuy loves it. Alas, this is life.

@ 6:21:59 AM By Alfred Turner

I really need to write a diary entry about yesterday, mmhmm. Anyway, thought I had while looking at a tiny baby spider crawl across the little blue rug: "Number one thing to remember about highschool: Never, ever, tell anyone anything about nothing at all, they'll only screw up your plans."

Ana: Superhero Girl is, erm, uh... I like the entire Horrorscope album as a whole many many times over it. But we know how Possum Kingdom grew on me. Maybe I'll put that album on now. ("Do me a favor please and touch your lips to mine." Bitch! [eg])

@ 6:47:39 AM By Stuy Parker

I need to write a new poll... New poll ideas: Which blogger has the bigger penis? Which blogger probably has a bigger collection of porn on disk? Which "higher up" blogger is the most unheard of? (Aka: Andy, Andre, Ben, Adam, ect.) Opinion on SurvivorLog. Opinion on what a bunch of egotistical assholes run a poll on penis size. I am... (Hate) I am... (Color) (Because we're all unoriginal like that.)

But, because I actually thought of all those I will never use a single one. It's always the one that comes to me randomly that I'll probably use. Oh well.

@ 6:59:21 AM By Stuy Parker

"I promise not to try to fuck with your mind." I want the Eve 6 blue chick. Yum, yum. You know who could pull her off really well? Michelle Behennah. You might have your doubts but look at Angelina Jolie/Lara Croft. Bleh! Fake boobies, fake boobies! [jumps around like a five year old]

That's a funny story actually, because I loved Angelina so much and I never knew she had breast implants. Then, I learned of her fakeness and shook it off, not bothering me. I even said that it didn't bother me and, uhm, she's still very nice to look at, the breasts being the least yummy part of her body. (Bullshit, bullshit, even I, a connoisseur of small breasts, does find Angelina rather deelish, I wont deny.)

But, as the story goes... I am relatively sick of Angelina and wish she'd drop off the face of the earth, even after kicking the seats in front of me, upheld with squeals of joy every time Angelina would appear on screen in Gone in 60 Seconds. More simply put: I don't look at my picture gallery of her anymore, she just doesn't get it up for me, haha.

Always brutally honest even when you didn't want to know.

@ 7:07:09 AM By Stuy Parker

I think I'll just start carrying an extra pair of socks in my back pocket. Yeah.

@ 7:23:05 AM By Alfred Turner

Interesting EB Tidbits: If you find some URL from EB that is on site somewhere that looks like you can back track yourself a directory or something, be sure to try to. You might just find something special. I am a very messy person.

If you did this a few months ago you could have found loads of amazing crap, but I decided that using about 160MB of server space was a bit much.

@ 7:24:02 AM By Stuy Parker

It's so cold in my room right now. It feels like winter, sipping on hot chocolate. Mm, mm, mm. Yum, yum, yum.

@ 7:32:34 AM By Stuy Parker

Stepped my way on over to Palesky to check out some pretty colors, because I am a color fiend, but was reading the blog and that review is utter bullshit.

This brings up different design concepts and exactly what people expect a website to be like, and to review a site like Palesky based on your standard ideas (As opposed to nonstandard) is like comparing Merriam-Webster's design to Hoggorm's design(s). (Which, to this day, makes me gawk every time I go there, sigh.) Microsoft to Typographic. Or, more real world situations ThatBitch to Praystation. Alas, conservative/simple to complex/mind-bending. One doesn't go around reviewing those completely different sites in the same way.

Apples to oranges, I guess. Just don't insult the orange because it's not red.

@ 7:56:12 AM By Stuy Parker

Once Upon a Forest. That's all that needs to be said. (This is Stuy's lets browse arty designs sites that make him insanely jealous session.)

@ 8:09:03 AM By Stuy Parker

I was going to post something about someones new design, but I deleted what I wrote because it was very positive towards him and very negative towards her... As much as I love bad vibes and blood, I decided to delete it and write this instead:

One day, there was this little boy. He stood on his head. He met a girl, and then she decided that he looked really cool. Ya know, standing on his head and all. (Reversing situations, here.) So, she decided that maybe she can stand on her head, too. She did. She stood on her head. She was much better at it. Much, much better at standing on her head. The end.

@ 9:13:14 AM By Stuy Parker

Normally, if I stick my tongue out, wave my hands, and make funny growling noises at my dog, he'll freak out with me and jump/run all over the place. This time I did it, and he just looked at me like I was a moron. (Or a mormon.)

I have never felt so defeated in my entire life.

@ 9:16:00 AM By Stuy Parker

I am going to eat breakfast. Yay! Maybe I'll take Lord of the Flies with me and read it while eating! Yay!

@ 9:32:30 AM By Stuy Parker

So, uhm... I got a vest thingie, and some thin long sleaved flanel shirts. If I got some darker blue jeans I could look like a fisherman up in Alaska! [jabs Ana] Ha Ha! Woo! Ha! Ha! Fisherman! Ha! Alaska! Woo! Ha Ha! ... Ahhh...

Or, I can tie the shirts around my waist and sulk around and say I missed grunge by about five years, and then sigh melodramaticly. I could say "I left my heart in seaaatle." ... Uh, yeah, I'm funny. Woo-ha.

@ 12:02:32 PM By Stuy Parker

I was about to make a post about the pitifully low number of visits today. But decided not to because I don't want to sound too whiny about my oversized ego deflating a bit. It is labor day after all. Why am I not out with all the other cool southern californian cats having massive orgies that Tom Cruise walks around during looking morified and confused. Unf, unf, unf, ugggod, yes!

@ 12:25:49 PM By Stuy Parker

You fuckin' die! (I have rediscovered my love of) The Pixies' Surfer Rosa. Buy it, listen to it, love it. The Pixies are everything you've ever listened to.

To get strange on you: They're like, the sunflower seed. Where as the sunflower is beautiful and nice to look at and is a icon of horrible early 90's culture... The sunflower seed is always around and they are fuckin' deelish, man! The Pixies are fuckin' deelish, man!

@ 12:57:37 PM By Stuy Parker

Let's ride the tiger down to the river Euphrates.

@ 1:59:35 PM By Stuy Parker

Because it's really easy to update that silly imood thing, I'm updating it a lot. I wonder if they have a "jerking off" option, or "orgasmic" I could notify you all every time I masturbate! That would be amazing. (ElectricBiscuit: Providing you with tee emm eye.)

@ 2:13:11 PM By Stuy Parker

Eee, uh, yeah.

@ 2:58:05 PM By Stuy Parker

The source code for this page is an even bigger mess now, ha ha! Take that! Yay.

@ 3:04:06 PM By Stuy Parker

Ben Brown is trying too hard.

@ 3:18:28 PM By Stuy Parker

Ev is a little behind. "Intense. Disturbing. Beautiful." Can't really get... oh... nevermind. I wont bash Ev for watching ACO for the first time and saying those three hilariously typical descriptive words that people used for "The Cell" of all piles of shit. But, we know me. We all love Ev. Love Ev, love. Yes. I love you Ev. Will you love me, too?

@ 3:23:48 PM By Stuy Parker

I like going around blogs, and discovering people who I never knew read EB and wouldn't admit to it otherwise. Basicly, it's like this... I browse blogs when I get really bored, and then I stumble on a link that you can trace back to EB... Like, say I linked a site... and then on so-and-so's site, they link to a different portion of that aforementioned site.

Now, sometimes this is possible as a coincidence because, hell, sites get around. But, not when this site is a little piss-shit site that no one has ever heard of. This, well, this makes me feel good. Lately, I think a certain guy with a really common last name has been reading EB more often because of this phenomenon. You know who you are.

I am. Very. Tired. Also: I can spell. Wow.

@ 3:38:57 PM By Stuy Parker

Are you gonna save me? Ya gonna make me happy? Can you save me? Tell me, mister love.

@ 4:27:22 PM By Stuy Parker

Who you pointing fingers at? I do not have a little cock. I have a big fully grown rooster. He wakes me up in the morning, it's kind of uncomfortable. Fucking cock, man.

@ 4:38:46 PM By Stuy Parker

I told Dan that I'd join his stupid webring, but I haven't yet. Poor Dan. See Dan Poor. Poor Dan, Poor. Uhrm, yeah. Hi, Dan! Crum is a really swell last name. Better than mine.

@ 4:47:14 PM By Stuy Parker

Well, I'll kill you son of a bitch! (Ahh, I love the Toadies.)

@ 4:48:59 PM By Stuy Parker

Notice how half a year sounds shorter than six months. Six months is shorter than 182 days. 182 days is shorter than 4,368 hours. 4,386 hours is shorter than 262,080 mintues. 262,080 mintues is shorter than 15,724,800 seconds. And 60 seconds is a very... long... time.

@ 5:02:32 PM By Stuy Parker

Fucking imoods, man! Stupid, stupid, stupid me.

@ 5:03:54 PM By Stuy Parker

Sweet lips are black, black, black...

@ 5:06:24 PM By Stuy Parker

Bloody your hands on a cactus tree, wipe it on your dress and send it to me.

@ 6:23:55 PM By Stuy Parker

I will start to ignore a certain plethora of websites... Now. Done.

@ 7:50:24 PM By Stuy Parker

Sunday, September 03, 2000

The Bucs are actually losing, but it's only the begining, and they're only losing by 3 points... and Stuy, I am not going to end up having to get it, if I DO end up getting it, it will be because I love you, not because my Bucs lost... Cause my Bucs ROCK!

@ 11:10:48 AM By Ana Cohen

And if that post meant nothing to you, good, ignore it, don't dwell on it.

So it's you and me, and nobody else, would you want me to walk to be ready to go, would you wanna take the lights down low...

@ 11:13:55 AM By Ana Cohen

The world is so barren at 6:30am.

My pinky knuckle will be swollen.

@ 9:12:13 PM By Stuy Parker

Remember when I told you that "conceited-much" (my old domain name) wasn't working right, due to a glitch at Network Soloutions? Well, I got tired of waiting and selected a new domain name from another company. I know all of you are wondering what the new domain name is. I guess you have to click here to find out.

@ 9:46:20 PM By [zakh]