My stomach has finally calmed down, well over 12 hours later. Sigh. (Clamed down! Clamed I say, Clamed!)

@ 12:45:39 AM By Stuy Parker

From design eighteen back to design sixteen. Go figure. Anyway, this is because I couldn't make a better design, so we'll see what I can pull out of my ass for design nineteen. Fun, fun, fun.

@ 3:19:49 AM By Stuy Parker

I love xenogears.

@ 3:57:06 AM By Stuy Parker

Why is no one on? Blargh. I wish I could go back to sleep and sleep a bit more. Bleh!

@ 7:53:15 AM By Stuy Parker

I would have never thought that people from NYC would miss having a Subway in Southern California. I heard that there is secretly one underground (Duh) that carts rich people from their rich housing district to their rich industrial district. Damn rich people. Some poor person should find this underground subway and shoot everyone. Yeah! (Horde the rich together and eat them!)

@ 7:58:43 AM By Stuy Parker

Something you probably didn't know: Winamp, previously believed to "Whip the Llama's ass," in fact, does not. It does, however, suck really hard on Llama doody. Suck, suck, suck. Yes, Winamp does. (Down with Winamp! Up with skirts! Ha ha ha! Woo. I kill me.)

@ 8:01:04 AM By Stuy Parker

I know you all have been waiting for this, and now I am going to give it to you, my review of SURVIVORblog:

SURVIVORblog is stupid. Thank you. (And not only because I was not invited to take part in it, even if I am better than everyone on there. Except for Jake and "that prick" Jodee. No, wait, I am better than them, too, but not as much as the other people there.)

(Also, I know if I was on it, I would have been the first person voted off just because I am better than everyone and you all hate me for it. It's like Microsoft, you know, big and rich... Nobody knows why they hate them, they just pick up whatever excuses they heard scattered around on the floor, peice them back together, and repeat them, confusing more and more people with mindless banter. Er, you know, pyschos everywhere, plague of madness! [waves hands around like a lunatic])

@ 8:11:20 AM By Stuy Parker

I apologize for the post below this one.

@ 8:13:18 AM By Stuy Parker

Things to blog that I think of randomly: "If you have sex with me, I will have sex with you. What? No, that's just stupid, it's like, redundant. Yeah, thats the word. Redundant. Re-dun-dant. Hmm. Funny word, redundant. I wonder who thought of that. Hey! I should blog about how Redundant is a funny word. No, no, I shouldn't. Everyone would think I am strange then. I do not want to be strange. Hrm, strange is a funny word too. Strange. Hey, strange has the same ending as orange. Strange. Orange. Hmmm..."

@ 8:16:48 AM By Stuy Parker

Almost every single word that ends in 'nge:

allonge, arrange, avenge, binge, blancmange, challenge, change, conge, constringe, counterchange, cringe, derange, dinge, disarrange, downrange, estrange, exchange, expunge, flange, fringe, gearchange, grange, grunge, hinge, impinge, infringe, interchange, lounge, lozenge, lunge, mange, melange, multirange, muskellunge, omnirange, orange, outrange, overarrange, phalange, plunge, prearrange, range, rearrange, rechallenge, rehinge, revenge, scavenge, scrounge, shortchange, singe, sponge, springe, strange, swinge, syringe, tenge, twinge, unhinge, venge, and (and is not an 'nge word) whinge.

@ 8:31:35 AM By Stuy Parker

For a mintue there I thought I lost my nipples. Phew, that was a close one!

@ 8:33:31 AM By Stuy Parker

The chance of playing a enjoyable two player game that was not a fighter on a console died when we went from sprites to polygons.

@ 8:37:46 AM By Stuy Parker

Thank you, world. I get to miss my goddess, Michelle Behennah, every single time, and every single last time, she'd host VH1's Rock Across America. Thank you, world. Thank you.

@ 8:49:03 AM By Stuy Parker

Funny that Rocket8 puts up a "Relaunching in September" splash, erm, in September.

@ 9:07:13 AM By Stuy Parker

I was going to ask Stuy how he was feeling, but I got online to see the following message.. "i am naping. it is 11:30 as i write this message, will be back at 12:35... this is PST, you know, so, eurhm. yeah. " It's 3 something pst now.. Should we worry? Nah.

@ 3:31:14 PM By [zakh]

You know them sites that have the monkey on a banner and your cursor touches it then a boxing glove moves with your cursor? "Punch the monkey and win 500$", or something along those lines. Well, I had to have hit that monkey more than 35 times in the past hour. Of course if they played by the rules I would have a lot of money. "How much did you win?!" you say? Not a damn thing. I wonder if there's some sort of lawsuit we can claim against them. It could always fall under the catagory of "false advertizements".

@ 3:50:42 PM By [zakh]

Ahh, damnit. I don't "nap" I try to nap and I end up sleeping for eight hours. Sigh.

@ 5:14:24 PM By Stuy Parker

If Comet Cursor forces me to install it's goddamn "My Comet Cursor" bullshit thing one more time I am going to scream. Very loudly. And girlie.

@ 5:24:51 PM By Stuy Parker

Take out the "Except this one." and the statement just might be true. Oh, and Chris, (Sans permalinks! Damn you!) she's out dating some hot guy, she has a hickey on her neck and stuff. Sorry.

"Dear [Chris], I am sorry to say I have secretly found out that [Alli's guy friend] is having an affair with [Alli]. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching in front of her house, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny-dipping in [Alli's guy friend]'s swimming pool, giving eachother handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch. Why am I telling you this, now? Because you're such a GOOD FRIEND. Take care, pal. Fondly, [Stuy Parker]."

@ 5:39:19 PM By Stuy Parker

Tweaked the design a bit, added more random colors, so you have a bit of a rainbow, woo.

@ 6:52:19 PM By Stuy Parker

Because May is pimping her guestbook like there's no tomorrow (Which there isn't, by the way, the sky is falling. Chicken Little told me so!) I figure I can do the same... Sign the guestbook and I will give you sweet lovin' like you've never seen.

@ 6:59:57 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm re-reading this Dean Koontz book that I've read about 50 times... I love knowing what's going to happen next. (Oh no! Don't go out that door!)

Hey it's just me, since you're so free, why don't ya let me know what's going on.

@ 7:17:57 PM By Ana Cohen

Sorry Chris, but its true. I am alive though and I have turned my cam on, just don't expect to see the lovely bruise on my neck or any hott action with my new boy.

@ 8:05:24 PM By Alli Coe

My friend is walking around in shock over Limbo. You might know him, he's Alfred Turner.

@ 10:25:47 PM By Stuy Parker

Friday, September 01, 2000

My talents for pissing people off extend into reality too. But, usually, it's not because it's funny or cool, but because I'm actually hurting people.

@ 1:07:46 AM By Stuy Parker

Evade: Those fish are awesome. I wish I had fish on EB. Sigh, guest-design an EB for me? Please, please?

@ 2:00:16 AM By Stuy Parker

I had a good lengthy chat with the girl (woman?) who runs Inhaler.nu which is a site for the band Hooverphonic. They did the song that plays in the comercial for the VW Vapor. Yeah, no shit. I fear she knows me from Trash-Talk now, which I am known for being a stupendous asshole. (Check out her personal site.)

Anyway, I downloaded some Hooverphonic and they really aren't too bad at all. Try to check them out. Inhaler, and the Vapor song (Renaissance Affair, which is growing on me hardcore.) are really good. Mmhmm. And we all know we can trust my opinion in music, oh yeah.

Anyway, uhm... Check out Inhaler.nu, it's a good site, nice design. Inspirational, so is the music. Expect a somwhat nifty design. Maybe I'll experiment with Illustrator 8 and see if I can design something very interesting. I feel the itchings of inspiration, mmhmm. Love, love, love.

@ 4:43:48 AM By Stuy Parker

I have a big angry zit on the side of my nose, as far towards my face as it can get. Rowr! On that note, Explodey redesigned a few days ago... All I can say: Thank God.

@ 4:50:17 AM By Stuy Parker

Yes, I am the devil, but you can call me Will... or Peaches. I really long for affection.

@ 5:33:37 AM By Stuy Parker

See, I'm not a total ass. No, wait, I am, but still. I do, do nice things on occasion.

I was starting to think I had an outburst of popularity as soon as I realized that all those blogs in my search list? Oh, they're that fucking meme. Now I'm annoyed.

@ 5:42:26 AM By Stuy Parker

If you do that hidden meme one more time, I will have sex with every single one of you! Hah! Now that'll get them to stop, a threat that everyone fears. Oh yeah.

@ 5:44:53 AM By Stuy Parker

That girl has made a Hooverphonic fan out of me.

@ 7:31:08 AM By Stuy Parker

I really don't have anything interesting to say but this is really interesting. No, I shit you not.

@ 7:32:39 AM By Stuy Parker

I'm going to do a 48 Hour Blog-A-Thon. Oh yeah, watch me rock it down.

@ 7:38:32 AM By Stuy Parker

Stuy said I have to introduce myself to you guys before I can start my 48 hour blogging a long side of him and his regular bloggers. So, I'm from "conceited-much", but since Network Soloutions is being the hoe that it is, the url hasnt been working for a while. However, you can still access the site here. Keeping in mind we havent blogged that much due to the Network Soloutions problem.. Other then that hello, and hereee we go.

@ 7:59:00 AM By [zakh]

Stuy; babe; what exactly IS a 48 hour Blog-a-thon?

Ahh, make the bad man go away, there is this really weird like, hispanic looking fellow in the seat 2 seats down from me (make sense? yes? okay) and he keeps looking at me funny and asking me really dumb questions about his computer... grrr.. I wonder if anyone would miss him if I killed him.

@ 8:18:54 AM By Ana Cohen

I just stuck my thumb into the flame of my Yellow Submarine Zippo and held it there for a while. Am I weird? Nah, didn't think so. "GET OUTTA MY CHAIR!" Name that movie!

@ 8:20:31 AM By Stuy Parker

Brad Pitt's delightfully unsexy role in 12 Monkeys... oh I bet you didn't mean for me to name that movie... sorry! *ducks*

@ 8:23:32 AM By Ana Cohen

Rowr! I will eat you! (Heh. Heh. Heh.)

@ 8:27:20 AM By Stuy Parker

Promise?

@ 8:31:57 AM By Ana Cohen

Of course. Are you lickable like ice cream, too?

@ 8:45:38 AM By Stuy Parker

Well, other than the fact that I'm not cold---er... I think I'm like wet, hot, ice cream, yeah... like melted ice cream... so to answer your question: Yes, I am lickable like ice cream.

@ 8:47:51 AM By Ana Cohen

Oh, woe is the man who has a crooked penis. Oh, and, uhm... In reply to Ana: Oh baby.

@ 8:49:50 AM By Stuy Parker

The sex here flows like blood. (Or the slime in Ghostbusters 2)

@ 9:02:31 AM By Stuy Parker

I don't know how I plan on staying up for 48 hours. Seems as though I've been up for a long time already. Last time i stayed up, let's say.. 32 hours, i took a picture of myself. Which is normal for anyone to do that has a webcamera, but just look at the text. I passed out soon after.

@ 9:06:47 AM By [zakh]

To anyone who ever thought Stuy was in any way a nice guy, he's not. He's horrid, all *cough* and a half inches of him. *growls*

This is such a boring boring book... I wish I had a webcam! Then you all could see how insanely bored I look right now... As it is, you'll just have to wait til I get my concert pictures back.

@ 9:10:13 AM By Ana Cohen

Even though I'm not sure how many hours we have left, I am already beginning to feel the delerious state setting in. I've been up almost 24 hours before I thought of this idea to have a 48 hour blog-a-thon. Which means 62 hours I'll be up. Is that even physically possible?

@ 10:12:27 AM By [zakh]

Well, I'm going to the mall with my mother for clothes purposes. The old navy fall clothes are out, and I have every intention on buying everything I don't need. I'll be back soon.

@ 10:47:05 AM By [zakh]

I hate Pep Rally's. I abhor them. Even the cheerleaders aren't that good. I wonder if it's possible to go back to Kindergarten.

@ 1:32:25 PM By Johnny Hodges

It seems to me that the 48 hour Blog-A-Thon (If it's already started) has started with a bang and ended with a whimper... Stuy has been idle for about 3 hours and 45 minutes, and when he's idle it basically means he's fallen asleep!

Oh well, I hate college. I hate everything. I'm going to the movies. Ciao.

@ 1:39:02 PM By Ana Cohen

Stuy, where are you. You have been on idle for 12 hours and 26 minutes.

@ 4:02:54 PM By [zakh]

Yeah, so, uhm... That 48 hour thing was a really great idea... Until my stomach started hurting something awful and I layed in bed and fell asleep for a good nine hours. GODDAMNIT. Oh well. Maybe we'll do it later.

@ 5:50:05 PM By Stuy Parker

Yay, uhm... Uhm.. Yay. ... Er... Yeah. Sigh. I think I'll put the hooverphonic back on and open photoshop and see if I can design now, the big failure I am and everything. Watch me die.

@ 5:57:01 PM By Stuy Parker

The new issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly has a simply stunning advertisement for Parasite Eve 2 (The first major site I ran was a big Parasite Eve site) ... Aya looks very nice. Comes with a Greenday sticker in the back for the new album. Ooo. Greenday. Gag me, their last album was shit.

@ 6:19:44 PM By Stuy Parker

Shower scene! Hey, if Chrono Cross can get away with it's nude scene which showed off more than Xenogears, then I'm sure PE2 will be hella good with it's shower scene. Um, yeah.
My school's football team can tackle for their life. There's always next week. I still hate Pep Rally's.

@ 8:48:05 PM By Johnny Hodges

A guy I went out with twice a month ago is still trying to talk to me. Apparently he doesn't take hints very well. Anyway, I'm sorry I wasn't around for the Not Quite 48 Hour blogging. Don't you hate it when your life interferes with your time online?

@ 9:20:51 PM By Alli Coe

I love Benardyl. Once it kicks in life will be wonderful.

@ 10:10:08 PM By Alli Coe

I was surprised that some of the results in the blogger search for EB were real links to us and not just the meme. Meanwhile the Benadryl is starting to make me nice and drowsy and my bed is looking a lot better than this computer.

@ 10:29:15 PM By Alli Coe

Thursday, August 31, 2000

This'll only be up for a bit, I apologize before hand. I just didnt want all my work to go to hell. If this is too painful to read, the Plain Text Version is still up. Thanks for bearing.

@ 1:58:48 AM By Stuy Parker

Insomniac.nu is cool. Nuff said.

@ 2:21:14 AM By Stuy Parker

"I know you're coming, the same every year, a fat man invasion, this time I'm ready... Come along, fat man, Santa. Santa, fat man, bastard. In the malls and the markets you hide. Well I'm patient, and I'm waiting outside... One Santa falls down outside a darkened thrift town. Baby Jesus smiles down.I am happy." Santacide (Toadies)

@ 2:42:10 AM By Stuy Parker

Guess what! You're a stupid bitch! (I couldn't resist.) Get a new (different) (better) ISP. Mmhmm. You bag on everyone who isn't you, don't you? (Sounds like me!) ...Anyway, this design has all of, oh, eleven kilobytes of images... so, it can't hurt.

@ 3:16:46 AM By Stuy Parker

Hurrah. Hurrah. Oh, how I hurrah.

@ 7:11:14 AM By Stuy Parker

In case you were wondering, this design was partially inspired by, well, retroshit, and who could forget the angles of Andy... But, it was mostly inspired by the rage induced songs "Velvet," and "Happyface," by The Toadies. Check them out, very good. You hurt me you bitch! You hurt me you cunt! ... No no no more son of a bitch, no no no more wishing, no no no more son of a bitch, no no no more happyface!

Sorry, I'm boring, I know.

@ 7:18:47 AM By Stuy Parker

A word to the girl, and her pornstars, who keeps sending more and more hits my way: This design was not inspired by you. Just wanted to clear that up! (Thanks for the hits, too!)

@ 7:23:48 AM By Stuy Parker

Certain individuals give Goth a bad name. Where as former goths like me can only give it a joyously good name. Oh, yeah, break out the Skinny Puppy and Download and lets have ourselves a goth hoedown! (If you're an unfortunate soul who hasn't heard of Download, do yourself a favour and buy Stanley Pain, or, download "Outafter" and "Base Metal" if you can find them anywhere.)

@ 7:32:14 AM By Stuy Parker

I've never sent a single piece of snail mail in my life, but the first piece I will ever send to anyone will be over to Sandy with, well, whatever money I can gather from my poor teenage broke ass. Wish I had friends like Sandy when I was down in the dumps a few years back. My friends wanted to let me die, heh, good friends there.

@ 8:07:48 AM By Stuy Parker

I think, after eating my yummy Swanson Great Starts Pancakes and Sausage, that I will go to sleep now. Good night. Er, Good morning! (Beware the unmarked milk products! OoOOOo! It's a conspiracy! Damn Swanson!)

@ 8:28:38 AM By Stuy Parker

Note how this article tells you absolutely nothing about its reason for existing. Journalism at its finest.

@ 8:30:35 AM By Stuy Parker

I like scrambled eggs. But do you know what I like in my scrambled eggs? What makes my scrambled eggs unique? Pubic hair! ... Pubic hair makes anyones scrambled eggs a joy to eat! Mmm... pubes. Mmm... I'm gonna go eat me some pubeggs!

@ 8:33:37 AM By Stuy Parker

Oh yeah. Everybody loves pubic hair. I think I'll go vomit now.

@ 11:46:52 AM By Alfred Turner

"Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening." Who knew a bottle of Dr. Pepper was so dangerous. "Back off...I have a deadly carbonated drink. Don't test me..I'll open it in your face."

@ 12:12:47 PM By Alli Coe

I can't stop yawning. This class is making me sleepy. The fact that the light is off so we can see the projector is not helping at all and is in fact making me want to lay down on the floor underneath the table and fall asleep. (Also, Stuy needs to check his email except he is probably sleeping right now..)

@ 1:14:40 PM By Alli Coe

This class is so tedious. Let's see how many different ways we can find to change the background color of text.

@ 1:30:07 PM By Alli Coe

I wrote a big post that said "Metacubed is fucking hilarious." and then I wrote shit about how I should win numerous OBloggies, along with a list of what ones and why I should win them. Then, half way through. I moved my mouse and acci-clicked "Cancel." which is why this post is one fourth it's original size.

@ 4:54:31 PM By Stuy Parker

Well, one of my pet hates is poseurs and lame pictures of asian girls on webpages, but you don't catch me complaining, do you? (Viscerate should have damn near fifty thousand hits from EB now, heh.)

@ 4:59:28 PM By Stuy Parker

You have a mission. Yes, you. Which means whoever is reading this right now. Head over to Power Bloggers, bookmark it, and any time you feel like going to ElectricBiscuit, go to PB, and then click on ElectricBiscuit. Yes, you heard me.

@ 5:03:45 PM By Stuy Parker

Anyone who can navigate this and get to EB from it deserves a high honour from me.

@ 5:09:21 PM By Stuy Parker

To Lesley who speaks in the guestbook and says, "How do you manage to change layouts daily?"

Well, Lesly... There's the big evil man-thing controling me. His name is The Mule, and he's rather mutant-like, he can control minds, erase memorys, and... Well, edit every aspect of the normal human brain. He sits behind me and accelerates my brain to this unhealthy level, which is why I can belt out design after design.

The bad side-effect is that too much usage of my brain at this high level of activity will kill me in a year or so. He seems to ignore this fact, and I can't resist him. I'm okay with dying, as long as I get all these designs out!

@ 5:27:16 PM By Stuy Parker

Things on my desk right now: Ten empty Pepsi cans, one can of Easy Cheese, one three week old half empty package of stale Ritz, three empty Ritz packages, three week old half empty package of Frito Scoops, one plate with fork and dried maple syrup, on comb, one ruler, (Hi, Ana!) five of Paula's bracelets meaning to be returned, and one pair of scratched $200 sunglasses.

There's more but I wouldn't want to bore you.

@ 5:31:50 PM By Stuy Parker

It's rather odd that since I decided to update my outdated mp3 list, I find myself downloading songs from 1993-1997, before the Backstreet-Britney era happened and destroyed music forever. I've gotten old Bush, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Weezer, Veruca Salt, Toadies (Don't forget who liked 'em first Stuy!) and The Breeders.

Now I'm really into dated music.

@ 5:40:37 PM By Ana Cohen

I like pie. Do you like pie? If you don't like pie, I don't like you.
It's like, um, storming outside and I don't even know why I'm online. Maybe it's just my subconscience reassuring me that my knowledge of the computer isn't being wasted in my computer class. I swear, if I take one more "find the subject and verb" test I will just um, do something really not nice. I mean really really not nice.
By the way, playing with staplers are fun, as long as you don't staple your skin.

@ 6:18:09 PM By Johnny Hodges

Meow! Ruff! Grr! Yeah!

@ 7:31:05 PM By Stuy Parker

Never, ever, ever try to suck up a drywall nail with a vacuum cleaner. Really, it's good advice. Take it, and run. (God I love you, you're so prettay, love you, love you, prettay, prettay, prettay, prreetttayyy...)

@ 8:49:18 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm a meme whore!

@ 10:14:11 PM By Stuy Parker

Wednesday, August 30, 2000

Rowr. Lover, ya happy now? Quitter.

@ 2:41:23 AM By Stuy Parker

"We don't have beer. Just tequila" "What's tequila?" "Uh, it's like beer."

@ 2:56:00 AM By Stuy Parker

Oh me, oh my, where have I gone? Where, have, I... gone?

@ 5:29:39 AM By Stuy Parker

Okay, my day was going so horribly... I go to bed at 5:30, get woken up by my mother at 6:50 to do the dishes, scream at her, go back to bed, wake up at 11 (of course I feel like it's about 1 and I've missed my class) find out my mom took my money for her day at work, so I call my mom, bitch at her some more, go pick up my money, come to school, sit down in the computer lab, load up EB... and melt. Argh. I hate you so much that I love you Stuy. Or do I mean that I love you so much that I hate you? Oh well, it's one of those two. *looks at the picture and melts again*

Aww...

@ 9:32:17 AM By Ana Cohen

Woo! *stirs the pot*

@ 10:43:28 AM By Stuy Parker

Everybody, shout! Come on now, sing out! It's time for the Goolies Get-together! They got jokes for everyone, with laughter, songs, and fun! So let's go to the Goolies Get-together! (Oh, this is why I love the Toadies.)

@ 10:58:17 AM By Stuy Parker

Some chick from, well, one of those stupid egotistical chick websites emailed me last night. She wrote a huge email about how I am evil for insulting her hack job of a website on EB. I apologized, admitting I was wrong. Then, she wrote another long email about how I am evil for insulting someone in the guestbook that I thought was her.

I apologized for that, and then she sent me another email defending her love of pornstars. (Taking me literally, dumb dumb.) Pornstar body types, dearest. Oh, and she likes to say "I like women of color." Several times. I never, not once, brought up skin color, but okay.

Some people never learn. But, you know what? I'm gonna be snobby and not link her, because her website is just like every other shitty ego-chick website on the net. We're better off with Ego-Guy websites, so go check out Kian, instead of her. Totally. That bitch loves to write. (Not Kian. But he is a bitch. Just ask him.)

Just in case you weren't sure of where to go: Kian Link Kian Link. Mmhm.

@ 11:21:39 AM By Stuy Parker

Why am I always the mediator of my group; sometimes I wish that I could run to my friends with a huge problem and actually get some sympathy instead of always being the one who has to be strong and help resolve problems between friends. Argh, sorry, ranting.

I will treat you well, my sweet angel (Stuy! I found where it says sweet angel! I'm not hopeless!)

@ 11:34:05 AM By Ana Cohen

Oh my god; One of my *very* former crushes just walked right by me and barely even gave me a second glance... damnit.

Although; he didn't look cute or anything at ALL, so I suppose it's not a bad thing that he didn't notice me. Ack... he looks really bad... He's sitting 4 seats down and one row in front of me... What the hell did I ever see in him? eep! He just looked back at me... *hides*

@ 11:42:12 AM By Ana Cohen

I love Kian and I love boxer briefs. So what could be better than the two put together? Not much.

@ 5:41:28 PM By Alli Coe

The sentence "Do you wanna die?" holds many different meanings when you think of all the definitions of the word die...

"To pass from physical life. To pass out of existence. To disappear gradually. Sink, languish. To long keenly or desperately. To be overwhelmed by emotion. To cease functioning. To end in failure. To become indifferent."

@ 6:32:34 PM By Stuy Parker

I will never, ever, ever, ever, step foot in the ocean ever again. Somewhere out there in the great big vast things of water, little jerwins are swimming around. Scary.

@ 7:24:37 PM By Stuy Parker

Tuesday, August 29, 2000

For you people who don't have DHTML capabilities or on Macs (Who wont be able to read this anyway), or mostly for you who are on slow modem connections (like me) and don't care about eye candy... There's now a very simple plain text version of EB for you.

@ 1:08:23 AM By Stuy Parker

To love is one thing, to be loved is another. But to be loved by the one you love is everything.

@ 1:42:16 AM By Stuy Parker

Mmm, I want an e-holster. Oh, wait, I don't have any of those things it's for. Damnit. Donations, donations?

@ 2:52:23 AM By Stuy Parker

Blog Math: Saving + A Shitty Band - Some Guy - Spelling Wrong = ElectricBiscuit(Okay, so, uhm, I stretched it a bit.)

@ 3:12:46 AM By Stuy Parker

To my official one and only, Sara/Ana: Love Me (Do you wanna die?) (Two hours of work, and a twenty point five megabyte photoshop file, my largest yet. Yes, that's the lake in the background, faded.)

@ 6:33:31 AM By Stuy Parker

It's true what they say... A watched pot never boils.

@ 7:10:05 AM By Stuy Parker

Torrez is back up. I go back down. (Sleep.)

@ 11:40:39 AM By Stuy Parker

Sorry, I'm a dick.

@ 5:19:16 PM By Stuy Parker

The first person to get me a copy of Photoshop 6 gets to be a blogger on ElectricBiscuit. Doesn't matter if it's warez or legal, just get it to me through cdr, or FTP, and I'll let you blog on EB. Yes, I am that much of a whore, thanks. Or, if you're Nyx, you don't have to blog on EB. It's a choice, you know.

@ 6:09:11 PM By Stuy Parker

The webpage I want to visit is having technical difficulties which I respond to by saying "You suck...you su-uck" to the monitor. (The influence of pop culture fills my head with sweet nothings as I sleep.)

@ 6:54:30 PM By Alli Coe

I'm finally starting to notice the egomaniac part of Kian. It is the premise of his site though, so it works, and I have to love him because he sends me sexy voicemail. I really only have two words of advice for this self-proclaimed god-like boy: boxer briefs. Really, its all about the boxer briefs..take note boys.

@ 7:27:12 PM By Alli Coe

The sky is miserable, grey. Foreshadowing. Damnit, oh well. Been downloading Toadies mp3s for the past day or more... Fun, fun, fun. For Nyx: Being in love sucks, neener, neener, neener.

@ 7:28:01 PM By Stuy Parker

Finally, someone with the same strange eating habits as me. (I knew I liked him..) I've been having cereal and the rest of the "complete breakfast" as a complete dinner lately and I've always eaten non-breakfast foods for breakfast.

@ 7:36:57 PM By Alli Coe

Monday, August 28, 2000

Stay the fuck away from my girl, dickwad. Grr.

@ 12:12:46 AM By Stuy Parker

Ok, now I'm convinced I have no luck. Not only that, now my computer is trying to kill me. (And I am an idiot. - Ed.)

@ 1:11:03 AM By Alfred Turner

I'll get you yet. I'll get you yet.

@ 1:38:42 AM By Alfred Turner

Make up your mind... Make up your mind, and I'll promise you I will treat you well, my sweet angel, so help me, Jesus.

@ 2:10:59 AM By Stuy Parker

"Actually, I think you need a little more development. Swim again, please. Backstroke." Classic.

@ 2:17:04 AM By Stuy Parker

They're going to rape Stuy. With God-knows-what. I fear for you, Stuy.

@ 3:49:01 AM By Alfred Turner

With what?

@ 3:56:31 AM By Stuy Parker

AIM Files kind of reopens. Okay, so, here is a summary: A failed chat with Mike, fun with Abi before she was famous, Atley pissing me off, boredom leads to masturbating, Sarah/Spork pissing me off, I make people wet, Lee pisses me off, someone compliments me, blog stalkers, this is how not to talk to a ex-girlfriend of well over fifty times, I harass kids, me and my twin are gay, my twin is demonstrating why drugs are good or bad, and the greatest one being my chat with an aol employee. All that, and many more!

@ 4:28:52 AM By Stuy Parker

The menus are up. This is probably the first design I have ever loved, then hated, and then hated some more, and now I love it so much I could suck it. (Suckable titled given to by Nyx, of all people.)

@ 5:14:32 AM By Stuy Parker

OOH I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT YA'LL THINK OF MAH NEW DESIGN SO JUST EMAIL ME! CLICK HERE!! HEEEEERREE! (Thanks for the idea May.)

@ 5:46:25 AM By Stuy Parker

I can't believe how into the Toadies I got Stuy... Wow, I actually liked a band/song and convinced him to listen to it, and now he actually likes it too! This is so unheard of that it's not even funny. Creepy... I think I'm going to have to go out and buy the CD again. I think I gave my copy to a friend of mine when she moved to Atlanta, because we both like Possum Kingdom so much...

Now what exactly does that say about our friendship?

Be my angel... Do you wanna die?

@ 9:11:31 AM By Ana Cohen

I'm at school in the Learning Support Center, in the extra computers lab, typing away on blogger while other college students look over to see what exactly I'm looking at and then shoot me really weird looks that range from death looks, to 'wow i've been there and that's YOU?!' looks... Fun fun fun.

(Now I wonder what would happen if I started dancing naked HERE?)

@ 9:18:19 AM By Ana Cohen

Oh wow, George W. finally has more than 1 vote! Amazing!

And yes, I am a republican thank-you-very-much, so bite me. *growls*

@ 9:19:49 AM By Ana Cohen

I put Possum Kingdom up under the soundtrack now. Download it. Now, I'm going back to sleep, so help me, Jesus.

@ 10:08:16 AM By Stuy Parker

To whoever said that the Hostees are great, in the guestbook: What are you on? My hostees suck, and I'm not afraid to bash them. ElectricBiscuit is practicly the new Geoshitties. Bring your horrid site here, I'll host it, yeah, pretty much. Go look at Explodey, that's a good example of the filth you'll find under EB's hosted sites column. (Running on three hours of sleep, this post can be harsher than it appears to be.)

@ 10:11:18 AM By Stuy Parker

I sleep too much.

@ 3:11:32 PM By Stuy Parker

I don't know what I say anymore. Love, love, love. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. With a love like that, you know you should be glad. Err. Yeah. Really.

@ 4:05:15 PM By Stuy Parker

MagnificoGrimis: You don't buy me flowers anymore.
Alli7wb: you dont sing me love songs
MagnificoGrimis: You don't show me your breasts.

@ 4:14:13 PM By Alli Coe

I'd blog something here, but I don't have anything to blog about. I had a really creepy dream this morning. The sun was Nova'in, it was belching fire into the atmosphere, like the big round evil thing in Fifth Element. Thoughts were that we'd all be dead in eighteen hours, and the sun kept expanding, throwing these bright liquid bursts over head, slaming into the sky, thundering so loud.

People were crying, all around, cars crowding the streets, everyone was unsually calm as a shadow passed over everything, it looked like rain, even with the bursts of white light that came from the exploding sun. I finally decided to go on the 'puter and blog about it, and went to MSNBC. The entire front page was a government controlled announcement that, in fact, the sun was not going nova.

It was, actually, them launching some kind of new "Hubble 77" telescope (?) and that the explosions on the sun were not, in fact, explosions on the sun. Across the planet they were seen in different locations, but here they were seen over the sun. They were launching rockets or something between the hours of two to five, and now the sky should be clear.

I climbed up on my bed, and looked out my window, but I couldn't see the sun, it was out my vision. The sky was a bluish gray, and people were walking into the house next door, some laughing, some solemn, some crying. I fell backwards onto my bed, and sighed.

@ 6:32:19 PM By Stuy Parker

I wish I could be unbelievably unattractive and write material about how attractive I am, and say I love taking pictures of my naked body, and act like women want me and... Oh, wait, I can. But, I'd rather not come across sounding like an arrogant asshole (Where as I am an egotistical asshole. There is a difference, people!)

@ 7:52:29 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm hungry, but I don't want to eat.

@ 8:08:01 PM By Stuy Parker

In an area where shell casings litter the streets, and stories of rape/murder are abound... I sit here with my window wide open, big enough for a few people to get through at once, nothing visible in the darkness on the other side, blasting music so I couldn't hear anything anyway. I think I'll close my window now.

@ 8:11:31 PM By Stuy Parker

Sunday, August 27, 2000

Uhmmm....braces suck.

@ 12:06:04 AM By Alfred Turner

I couldn't help but include batboy.

@ 1:54:09 AM By Stuy Parker

I only realized how ugly this was long after everyone said it looked great. (Check out the early version.)

@ 2:44:52 AM By Stuy Parker

Yeah, tis cool, no?

@ 5:31:11 AM By Stuy Parker

Boylog redesigns and I am missing from his links list, not that I can blame him. Oh, and thank god, but we all know I was never a fan of Atleys. I suppose you can consider this design as a homage to him, for those of you who always think I'm ripping off someone else. Hopefully...

THEclicheWILLdieWITHhim.

@ 5:46:11 AM By Stuy Parker

Well for all of you who think that church is boring and nothing ever happens... I bet you've never had a pastor call your family names before: "Pompous, Arrogant, Undermining, Self-serving"

I'm scared to go back to church next week...

This is the most exciting church has been since we left the weird church where they spoke in tongues and raised people from the dead!

@ 11:10:25 AM By Ana Cohen

I don't even wear boxers. *gasp*...nooo.

@ 12:17:35 PM By Alli Coe

"I can feel the soft silk of your blouse, and them so soft thrills in our little fun house, then the lights go out and it's just the three of us... You and me and all that stuff we're so scared of, gotta ride down baby into this tunnel of love."

@ 3:52:44 PM By Stuy Parker

Oh, and for you naysayers... Yes, that's another photograph of Michelle Behennah in the background. It's this one. Neener, neener, neener!

@ 3:56:27 PM By Stuy Parker

Snapdragon is dead. Thank god. Serves you right, that's what you get for being upright (arrogant) bitches towards your members. Heh, I'm thankful you (got some common sense and) didn't use Threads, even though it didn't go anywhere on my side. Bwhahaha. Err. Yeah.

@ 4:42:20 PM By Stuy Parker

Going out to dinner. Gonna come back and work on "this is static" some more, hopefully make it look nicer, softer. We'll see. This has been my entire day so far. Shower, prep, dinner, work, sigh.

@ 4:45:39 PM By Stuy Parker

This is static: version two, check it out.

@ 6:56:40 PM By Stuy Parker

No more batboy. Sorry.

@ 8:19:19 PM By Stuy Parker

I miss Batboy already.

@ 8:20:04 PM By Alfred Turner

I bought the most beautiful shoes today. I am so in love with these shoes. Is it wrong to love material objects so much?

@ 9:11:32 PM By Alli Coe