Ok. I'm watching The "New" Newlywed Game. There's a couple on, a few years older than the other contestants. The husband answer the question wrong, and the wife flashes him a look of pure HATE, pure EVIL, that I have never seen before. Maybe I WON'T get married.

@ 12:07:14 AM By Alfred Turner

In regards to a certain individuals pixel conversation comments. Uh, yeah, contrived much. Cough. Cough. I guess we all can't be as perfect as I am, so that's fine. But, still, really, that would only be funny if it was me. I mean, uhm, no, that wouldn't be funny at all because I would never say something that stupid. Shit, here I go again, insulting a legend! I just can't help myself! It's too easy...

@ 1:58:35 AM By Stuy Parker

I just want to say that the Tampa Bay Bucs are the best goddamn football team ever, and I am in love with Martin Gramatica...

I don't love him as much as you though Stuy... so don't fret, I doubt even Martin could make me... *ahem* Well anyways... (wow, look, a bucket)

Go Bucs!!!

@ 12:16:08 PM By Ana Cohen

Good ...afternoon.

@ 1:03:18 PM By Stuy Parker

Dan Crum ran the former site called "The Valley" which inspired me to turn into a blog, god knows why, but anyway... Dan's moved over to PlasticRocket... Check them out, and send all "Why the hell did you get EB started?" email to him, too. He'll eat it up. Like candy.

@ 1:26:09 PM By Stuy Parker

Coolplayer, possibly the best mp3 player ever created, finally got a new build... Smoother song scrolling, and no more duplicates in the playlist... Woohoo! Better sounding than all the other players combined, and only 356k... Rawk.

@ 1:44:53 PM By Stuy Parker

Optimized the design some more, hopefully made it a bit easier to read, and it should load even faster. Loaded pretty slow before, but you know, whatever. Should be nicer, now... Yeah.

@ 2:58:13 PM By Stuy Parker

Looking for huge testicles?

@ 3:16:18 PM By Stuy Parker

Ever send someone an email only to wonder if it was appropriate or will be well recieved? I hate that.

@ 4:30:00 PM By Alli Coe

I am so addicted to chocolate covered raisins right now. Strange how I never liked them before.

@ 4:37:32 PM By Alli Coe

Lee has me addicted to Squarepusher. Damn you, Lee, damn you. Squarepusher sure is yummy though...

@ 4:38:02 PM By Stuy Parker

Pull here, push me there, a little lower, little closer to the spot that's bare. That's the toy, that fills my void, it's apparent I've inherited a demon joy.

Blah, I'm singing such dated lyrics. I suppose I'll have to go into seclusion and never speak to anyone until I can sing something a little more user-friendly. Either that or I can just take off all of my clothes and sing whatever the hell I want since no one will be paying any attention to what's coming out of my mouth, I think I like that idea better. Yea.

@ 4:56:30 PM By Ana Cohen

Er, no. (My D:\ is 70% fragmented, my C:\ is 44% fragmented. Ouch, I really need to clean up my system. Only 4% space left on D, too... Geesh.)

@ 5:09:59 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm adding eMachines to my address book. Given the amount of trouble I have had with them (two dead power supplies) it really doesn't seem so odd to be doing this.

@ 5:30:23 PM By Alli Coe

I have discovered that Zeldman, while frightening in that picture of himself he uses everywhere, is a genius. How have I found that out? By a reply he gave on a messageboard: "Critics talk about art. Artists talk about brushes." Ta-Da! Genius title given.

@ 5:58:34 PM By Stuy Parker

Contrary to speculation as of late, the next EB design will not contain a picture of "Batboy." Sorry to disappoint.

@ 6:00:31 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm in one of those moods where the smallest thing will piss me off. I'm guessing it has something to do with pms though I hate blaming moods on that. I'll go be bitchy and/or cold to someone now. Have a nice night.

@ 10:05:28 PM By Alli Coe

Amazing how not talking to anyone for an hour will improve your mood.

@ 11:03:52 PM By Alli Coe

Friday, August 25, 2000

Hmm, one second I think you're saying my permalinks don't work (which they do) and next I realize you must be talking about when replied to Mark and he didn't have permalinks in his design. But, who knows, whatever.

@ 1:48:43 AM By Stuy Parker

So, I was conversing along (like an ass, because only asses use the word "conversing") and...

Nyx: *raises eyebrows* a lad after my own heart :P
Stuy: *brandishes a knife* and I will carve it out of your chest if I have to.

@ 2:06:35 AM By Stuy Parker

I think Angelfire is trying to tell you something.

@ 2:09:34 AM By Stuy Parker

Google is an amazing tool. Also, The Eff Stuyvesant is now password protected. Explanation is on the page. I hope it doesn't ruffle too many feathers. Heh, heh, heh.

@ 4:31:03 AM By Stuy Parker

I seemed to have missed when Tayna beat the crap out of David Bowie, but unlike most fans who would rant and rave and call her blasphemous... I have never laughed quite so hard at someone making fun of my secret lover. Especially the synopsis of all his post Tin Machin records. Hilarious. Specially since Outside, Earthling, and Hours is all I own by him, heh.

@ 4:59:56 AM By Stuy Parker

New Deaddreamer image, "downward spiral" ... I really wish Misery would go back to doing 1280x1024 wallpapers. [snifflez]

@ 12:12:48 PM By Stuy Parker

"Last night as I kissed you 'neath the willow tree, he swore he'd take your love away from me, he said our life was just a lie, and two faces have I, well go ahead and let him try."

@ 12:44:50 PM By Stuy Parker

I saw my band last night, for those of you who don't know who my band is. Good. It's entirely too embarrassing to let anyone know. Lemme just say that it was very fun.

I seem to be having problems adjusting to my lifestyle.

@ 1:13:35 PM By Ana Cohen

I just wanna take off all of my clothes and dance around my house to this song. That'd probably be a stupid idea... But oh well!

@ 1:26:11 PM By Ana Cohen

Ew; Gross!

Nicotine - a poisonous, water-soluble alkaloid, C10H14N2, found in tobacco leaves and used, ordinarily in an aqueous solution of its sulfate, as an insecticide. (You wanna smoke now?)

@ 1:30:42 PM By Ana Cohen

I'm waiting for an upright christian organization to throw up a Boycott CBS website for allowing a queer to win Suvivor. Sounds like something those stupid fucks would do. "It is a blasphemous that a faggot won the million dollars! He is obviously EVIL and is a SPAWN OF SATAN, and he should not have won! Damn fags!"

Or, you know, something like that. Stupid super-christians.

@ 2:22:41 PM By Stuy Parker

AOL cares about quality. In their Instant Messanger software, if your screenname ends in an 's' they are careful to appropriately use the astrophe, "Afext's Buddy List" becoming "MagnificoGrimis' Buddy List" ...It's good to know AOL cares about the little details. Thank you, AOL, I may rest in peace, now.

@ 2:33:59 PM By Stuy Parker

New poll. I think it's pretty selfexplanitory. Or not. But, you know, whatever. My bets are on The Doomguy, quite frankly. Updated watching, admiring, feeling, and added a contact thingy. Lockjaw is admired only for their porn splash page, haha, go lockjaw!

@ 3:05:39 PM By Stuy Parker

Already pimped on k10k, I suppose I don't even need to link to n.a.s.a.2.0. But some of you aren't smart enough to have already gone there. Three mintues in, already deelish.

@ 3:19:13 PM By Stuy Parker

A List Apart makes me remember exactly why I am pigheaded and try to design only for IE5. Sigh, talk about sounding like all designers want to pull their hair out.

@ 3:47:18 PM By Stuy Parker

Big long new EffStuy entry. Decent read, it's a three parter. Oh yeah.

@ 4:47:52 PM By Stuy Parker

I decided that maybe it'd be good to sign on to ICQ for the first time in, er, years. So, instead of downloading 2000a and having to deal with the banners all you up-to-date ICQers are doing, I did a little research and am now downloading ICQ 99a preview from back in Nov '98... Woohoo. Oh well.

@ 5:44:10 PM By Stuy Parker

That ICQ idea was, er, a good idea until I realized all my databases were upgraded to 2000a making the usage of 99a rather impossible. Oh well, there went that idea.

@ 6:42:52 PM By Stuy Parker

You're very welcome. That is what I am here for, to insure that you poor lonely webpeople who have no one to talk to at five a.m. have someone to talk to. Feel free to IM me in your moments of boredom. In the words of Robbie Williams, "Let me entertain you!"

@ 6:54:42 PM By Stuy Parker

Me and Her on the Blog Scene: (*scratches his chin* Vwery, Vwery interwesting.)

lockerx12: hrm....... you know when i read a blog...there's a wall between me and the person posting even though i'm reading what they wrote. it's almost the same thing as if you didn't know a person and you were watching their webcam, you still don't know them, that's why i don't really give a shit about other bloggers, coz it's just a damnnnnn blog
MagnificoGrimis: Yeah. A blog is like a webcam into the Reality TV Soul of a person. Hahaha.
lockerx12: lol OMG hahahah... seriously...we're all frauds, frauds who want lots of hits ;D well i shant speak for you but i'm a fraud :-)
MagnificoGrimis: Yup, like me. I am the biggest fraud of them all. *listens to Adam's Song as he slashes at his wrists*
lockerx12: hah

@ 7:42:14 PM By Stuy Parker

Things I Say In Chats: I feel like soup. Bbiab. *splashes down the hall, trailing noodles*

@ 7:53:59 PM By Stuy Parker

Loving Squarepusher. Uhm... Headache, bad. Expecting phonecall at eleven. Everything is a-okay.

@ 9:04:32 PM By Stuy Parker

Thursday, August 24, 2000

No, because of Microsoft's X-Box and then Nintendo's "Game Cube." I didn't pay attention to the article and the simularities between Mac's Cube and... Well, that too.

Nintendo is just searching for more reasons to be hated than the already obvious ones: Making shitty kiddie games, even shittier 3D consoles. Now they're trying to follow some kind of "Box" trend. As someone posted on Shugashack... What's next: Sega S-Crate, Sony PlayCase? Come on, really.

@ 12:11:00 AM By Stuy Parker

You know what? I have the last color. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Oh, er, sorry.

@ 2:06:02 AM By Stuy Parker

So, I was conversing along and...

Greg: I hope I find a really hot blonde Necrophiliac like Sara
Stuy: Heheheh, I bet.
Greg: corse, that'll never happen
Stuy: You realize of course
Stuy: you mean NYMPHOMANIAC
Stuy: Necrophiliac is someone who FUCKS CORPSES

Greg: I feel like a fucking idiot
Stuy: That is going on EB.
Greg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Greg: DAMNIT
Greg: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!
Greg: DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greg: FUCK!
Greg: DAMNIT!

@ 2:59:31 AM By Stuy Parker

I'm a Sheep.

@ 3:48:38 AM By Alfred Turner

Baaaah.

@ 3:51:02 AM By Stuy Parker

Richard won, damn you, damn you all.

@ 5:12:45 AM By Stuy Parker

Turles? (From me, who frequently mispells words all the time, (Yes. Ha Ha Ha! Laugh, damn you, laugh!) mmhmm.)

@ 5:30:28 AM By Stuy Parker

"Oh you mean you wanted us to bring zip disks to class today.." So we're using director in my class and I'm at a complete loss as to what I want to do with it. Any ideas?

@ 12:49:12 PM By Alli Coe

Easy on the glue, Chris. You're already on my list of people to send voicemail to.

@ 1:00:55 PM By Alli Coe

Allow me to complain...this computer lab is freezing, I'm starving, boredom is setting in, and the combination of everything is giving me a headache. 45 minutes of class left...whoo.

@ 1:43:28 PM By Alli Coe

Some people just need to grow up. Anyway, good morning everyone, I reek of sweat. Need to take a shower, yes.

@ 3:50:33 PM By Stuy Parker

Fasthack blogged EB, and has one helluva cool design. Wow, that is really nifty, maybe I'm going to have to rip you off! Hahahahaha... (Joke, joke, come on people.)

@ 3:53:38 PM By Stuy Parker

I should not have woken up this afternoon. What a waste of time, I want to pull my hair out, my ears, whatever. Fuck this, die die die.

@ 4:31:51 PM By Stuy Parker

Looks like Nintendo is lacking original design ideas. Gamecube looks like a pile of shit, while Game Boy Advance looks like... Er, well, I think we can all list about five handheld consoles that look like that.

Nintendo takes the Macintosh approach and creates multiple colors, too, but unlike Macintosh, the colors are... ugly. God, I am starting to hate Nintendo more and more. You know if they release a Metroid on it, I'm going to scream my head off.

@ 4:37:07 PM By Stuy Parker

Quote: "The Nintendo 64 was a highly advanced piece of hardware. However, because it had such superior capabilities, developers probably felt as if it was a "challenge" for them to produce for it." Speaks for itself, doesn't it? Yes, superior technology = shitty ass games. Makes complete sense.

@ 4:53:00 PM By Stuy Parker

"We destroyed something beautiful." Thank you Jack for that insightful commentary. Why does everyone find it necessary to be like Fight Club? When are we going to reset the debt record? Oh, sorry, no one is willing to be that "extreme." Bleh. (I realize now why I don't read riothero, sorry Chris.)

@ 5:27:25 PM By Stuy Parker

The clarity of the diagram is amazing, marking out "Fast Memory" for me, because the word "Fast" makes me think of something very far in the future, and something complex might baffle me, and I like to be talked to like I'm a four year old.

@ 5:54:38 PM By Stuy Parker

If I was head of Nintendo, I don't think I'd choose the purple one to display. I think someone's trying to make a statement...

@ 5:55:41 PM By Alfred Turner

I replied (with editing, here), "I didn't say you wrote it. And by copying fightclub I was talking about the phrase, not the action...

But, you know, whatever. I suppose stealing light bulbs is a worthy "extreme" action to someone who writes in such a childish prose and finds it appropriate to post silly chain-letter email lists and other moronic things.

You caught me on a bad day, too.

Also, I didn't turn electricbiscuit into a blog with the knowledge that everybody (you) ran a blog, I started a blog because I like to write heaps of pointless bullshit (you) that other people manage to swallow (god knows why.) At the time I didn't know everybody (you) and his brother (your brother) wrote blogs, but it doesn't matter to me. I didn't want to be like everyone else (you) and I'm not, which is why I don't post about how extreme I am because my parents go out for the weekend.

"Do you think we're going to have sex?" "That's an awfully cheap way to put it." "Not if you've ever fucked before it isn't." Think about it."

@ 7:50:15 PM By Stuy Parker

You boys are too funny. I just realized that Mark reminds me a lot of some guys I used to know in high school through drama. I'm not sure exactly what it is about him that reminds me of them, perhaps his age and enthusiasm, but that was a great time in my life and it is nice being reminded of it and the people that were around then.

@ 8:13:06 PM By Alli Coe

Why bother trying to convey a point that no one wants to hear? Let the pigs wallow in their happy mud, dirtying their minds but feeling content. Try to rinse them off, they retaliate, trying to cake you with it, but you know better. You know better. Let them believe they're something they're not. They like it that way, try not to destroy their peace, they wont listen to it anyway.

@ 8:31:51 PM By Stuy Parker

My new screenname is MagnificoGrimis, Instant Message me if you care. Thanks.

@ 9:23:41 PM By Stuy Parker

Mark and I are friends now. While I might not be as sexy as him, you wont be seeing any Mark and Stuy joint webprojects anytime soon. Er, yeah, I make sense, really. Why hasn't Ana called me? Oh, Ana, where art thou?

@ 10:21:52 PM By Stuy Parker

I not only write fresh, but I smell fresh, too! (Not only do I smell fresh, but I also taste fresh! ...What the hell am I saying?)

@ 10:33:13 PM By Stuy Parker

Very cool, Marq. Goodie goodie goodie. Thank god you didn't include something stupid like a bar of pink soap. Hahahaha. Err, sorry.

@ 10:38:36 PM By Stuy Parker

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up. Someday a real rain will come and wipe this scum off the streets.

@ 10:41:30 PM By Stuy Parker

I've just been introduced to a side of Stuy I've never seen before.

@ 10:45:36 PM By Alfred Turner

It's from Taxi Driver you movie illiterate fucks. Yes, there is more to that film than "You talkin' to me?" (Whereas I can't type "Movie"... Thank god you can edit posts in Blogger. This site would be full of missing letters. Yes, that doesn't make sense, I know.)

@ 11:44:59 PM By Stuy Parker

Wednesday, August 23, 2000

Yes, I was programming html. Hahaha. Err, sorry, inside joke. Well, not really, but if you've been watching Andre you'd get it. Er. Okay, so, I needed an excuse to link to Andre for no reason and this was it. Yeah.

@ 12:08:23 AM By Stuy Parker

I just joined Rocket8, don't know if it's worth anything though. They don't explain exactly how you get Rocket Points to bid with before you join, so if they start sending me advertisement mail or something, I'm going to scream.

@ 12:18:07 AM By Stuy Parker

Update: Rocket8 is cool. I mean, they don't force anything on you, it's essentially: "Refer us to everyone you know, and you can get stuff for it." Pretty much, but it's nifty. Check it out, it's worth it, I think.

@ 12:39:35 AM By Stuy Parker

"I get up in the evening, and I ain't got nothing to say. I come home in the morning, I go to bed feeling the same way. I ain't nothing but tired, man, I'm just tired and bored with myself." - Dancing in the Dark.

@ 12:41:45 AM By Stuy Parker

My life: tweak, tweak, tweak. It's all I hear now. Tweak, tweak, tweak. My life: that's all I do.

@ 3:10:25 AM By Stuy Parker

It sucks to be told you're not you, when you know it's true, and you don't even have the slightest idea who you really are.

@ 3:51:19 AM By Stuy Parker

I've never read a review so thoughtful and deep as this one for Bruce Springsteen's Greatest Hits.

@ 4:20:33 AM By Stuy Parker

Annoying Thing No. 52: Driving behind someone who is oblivious to the fact that they have their turn signal on. Even worse is when they slow down as if to turn but keep going straight.

@ 2:21:36 PM By Alli Coe

I'm a "design with no content," I would, though, have to agree. I am cool with this. Nobody wants content anymore, which is basically what your post dictated very well, so I think you justified me very nicely. (In that backwards way I love so much, ask Ana.) Thanks. [grin]

@ 3:33:06 PM By Stuy Parker

The description of the accident is just, well, perfect. Link via mood-swings, which I have taken a liking to.

@ 3:46:39 PM By Stuy Parker

Kian turns himself on. Well thats new. I was actually assigned to write a similar thing in an english class - a conversation with myself. It is actually interesting to do because you basically talk to yourself in you mind all day long, some people even do it out loud but I prefer to keep my conversations with myself private.

@ 4:11:03 PM By Alli Coe

I feel like an army of something crawled into my stomach and is hitting the walls of my stomach, really hard. Damn this pain, I wanna sleep, it's too early to sleep, fuckit, I'm going to sleep.

Goodbye cruel world.

@ 4:29:31 PM By Ana Cohen

Ohmygoodness..someone bought me Cookie Monster Cookies. They are so amazingly cool. I was all into Cookie Monster when I was a little kid and my friends and I used to sing and change the words to his song in class when we'd get bored. I haven't tried the cookies yet because I ate a large amount of oreos earlier (which I think these essentially are) but I did put a picture up on my webcam. (Oh how the smallest things excite me.)

@ 5:20:30 PM By Alli Coe

I'm going to a Survivor party tonight. (Yes, I am that cool.) I'm not as hardcore as the people who will be at the party, but their obsession is wearing off on me. I actually don't want to know who wins until I see it on the show. I do suspect, however, that it will be Rudy because my relatives in VA Beach (which is the area Rudy is from) say the word there is that he wins. Anyway, we're taking basket with sand, rice, tapioca, and a coconut in it to the party. Okay, I'm starting to feel like such a geek now...

@ 5:41:40 PM By Alli Coe

I had a girl but she ran away, I swore I'd make her happy everyday...

@ 5:50:32 PM By Stuy Parker

Nintendo to Microsoft: "We're not ripping you off, really."

@ 6:56:56 PM By Stuy Parker

Tuesday, August 22, 2000

I was planning on posting a Happy Birthday message to Sara/Ana right at 12:00 but I got into a conversation and it completely slipped my mind. Anyway, everyone sing Happy Birthday to Sara today, because she's turning eighteen! Woohoo! Sara is ooooooooolllllllllllldddd! Almost dead!

Happy Birthday, dearest! Live longer, and prosper.

@ 12:49:06 AM By Stuy Parker

ZombieKittie: good morning
Afext: good?

@ 1:06:03 AM By Stuy Parker

The javascript used on the last design freezes ie5.5 solid for me in this design, so... To each blog team member: Please go into your user profile and asign yourself a nickname (like "alli" and "ana" or whatever) so I can do the custom colors in a different fashion. Thank you, tons.

@ 3:34:06 AM By Stuy Parker

I got a house full of Rembrandt and priceless art, and all the little girls they wanna tear me apart. When I walk down the street people stop and stare. Well you'd think I might be thrilled but baby I don't care, 'cause I got more good luck honey than old King Farouk but the only thing I ain't got baby... I ain't got you.

@ 3:56:22 AM By Stuy Parker

Whats the difference between a lorry load of dead babies and one of bowling balls?...You can't unload a lorry full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

@ 4:05:12 AM By Stuy Parker

I'm in my multimedia authoring class. So I get to use nice macintosh computers which were really my first love. And, ohh they have cd burners. I wonder how much I can get away with in here.

@ 12:17:31 PM By Alli Coe

Hucklebuck. (I couldn't resist.)

@ 12:36:46 PM By Alli Coe

I have a feeling that reading blogs during class could be my downfall. All I hear the teacher say is "blah blah blah...blah blah.."

@ 1:08:22 PM By Alli Coe

Today is my birthday, So far one person has said happy birthday to me... *Danke Stuy*

I want presents damnit! and cake! and... hot sex!

Well when don't I want hot sex?

@ 1:14:40 PM By Ana Cohen

Ack..I meant to do that earlier! Happy Birthday Ana! I hope you get lots of presents and hot sex all while eating cake. Yup.

@ 1:27:50 PM By Alli Coe

Gracias Ariel... hrmm... Uh-oh, Stuy won't be happy with this, it seems he's messed up on a bit of code...

That's okay we all still love him.

@ 2:19:27 PM By Ana Cohen

Yes, we do still love him. School was very tiring today and I have a feeling that fate is fucking with my mind. I need a nap.

@ 3:57:51 PM By Alli Coe

I'm stupid.

@ 4:32:14 PM By Stuy Parker

After watching Rushmore fifty thousand times I realize something else about the characters: Rosemary's obsession with fish links to the fact that her husband drowned. (Max being soaking wet when he came through the window... The swimming pool sequence.) Interesting that I never thought of that before. (Also, Blume's wife, and Rosemary being heavy smokers and Max's mom dying of cancer. (I'm unsure about the cancer thing, but I seem to remembe Max saying his mom died of cancer.)

@ 6:31:52 PM By Stuy Parker

My printer is out of black ink, which is bad because I needed to use my printer tonight but now I can't though I wish I could but can't and I know this is a runon so I will keep going. Anyways, be afraid, Pentium 4 is on the way. I'm feeling very low because I'm still on a P2 with lousy specs all around. Sigh...oh well, at least I don't have to go to P.E. anymore this year, but I still pass. Oh yeah!

@ 6:48:09 PM By Johnny Hodges

Funny that none of them are perfect squares, but I'm uptight.

@ 7:06:26 PM By Stuy Parker

"Edward has more spark and character... and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body." "One dead fingernail."

@ 7:09:50 PM By Stuy Parker

Yay, recoding the design fixed my crash problems! Woohoo!

@ 9:24:20 PM By Stuy Parker

Hm cool, someone from Lucas Film got to my webcam through EB.

@ 9:51:37 PM By Alli Coe

"Don't you laugh, damn you, don't you laugh!"
Afext: Is EB good for you?
Nikolai: I don't know. I've never read the nutrition facts.
Nikolai: Bah-dum-ching.

@ 11:43:58 PM By Stuy Parker

In the guestbook: "using a model for a layout is mundane and hypocritical... however, using two consecutive michelle behennah layouts is just dumb." And you're so smart, with your lack of capitalization, anonymity, and, well, who cares? It's not your site. You can run your site the way you want to run it, and I can run mine, well, my way. Thanks.

It's not like I'm telling Atley, "Designing all your sites in the same way is repetitive and is just dumb." He likes his style, and so do other people, and he's got talent, let him do what he wants. Aka: Sit down and shut up, people, lets see you do better.

@ 11:57:17 PM By Stuy Parker

Monday, August 21, 2000

Free thinkers are dangerous (Blame! Hate! For fate's... Seed!)

@ 2:16:52 AM By Stuy Parker

Short Science Fiction: He sat upon the short stubby hill, scanning the horizion for any sign of his lover, long lost to the grasses. Buildings intercepted his view, concrete giants parting the prairies, blocking the sun from his eyes. A spider, with long black mechanical legs, stepped its way up his arm, heading towards his ear on a mission.

He turned his head and looked down at the contraption, wondering its intentions. It continued over his neck, he didn't bother brushing it away, it didn't worry him. It crawled into his ear, sliding its legs down inside his head until it managed to fit itself fully inside. He felt a tickling sensation, but he didn't bother to do anything about it. He was dead, he didn't know it, but he was long dead.

@ 2:30:48 AM By Stuy Parker

Good morning! I cannot believe I am up this early. At first I was feeling a bit less excited to go to school but the music blaring from my speakers is making me very happy. I must now go dance around my room..

@ 8:30:24 AM By Alli Coe

I'm so voice mail generous this morning. I sent some to Stuy and Kian. If you sent me voicemail (1.888.561.3102 x1299) I might send you some one of these mornings when I'm feeling generous.

@ 8:48:21 AM By Alli Coe

I am loving Bruce Springsteen. Good stuff. Good morning, afternoon, waking up to an empty house. Fun fun fun. Gotta do EB Design 16 today. It should be nice.

@ 12:08:34 PM By Stuy Parker

"There's a million women out there." "I don't want a million women, I want one. A perfect one." Blogger is having issues with my Blog This windows, stupid 500 errors.

@ 1:07:55 PM By Stuy Parker

One second, design sixteen looks so good. The next second, it looks really ugly. Maybe I'll put it up, maybe I wont. It sucks when you start to have standards for yourself, and you can tell what looks like crap, and what doesn't. This, really, blows.

@ 3:33:39 PM By Stuy Parker

This is design sixteen. There's three different pictures with different color sets. I should work on it more, but, bleh.

@ 5:59:18 PM By Stuy Parker

I hate this design now. A lot. I hate it. Make it go away. Please. Ugh. What a pile of shit.

@ 6:07:19 PM By Stuy Parker

Oh shush up Stuy, I like it, it's new, and different... and you make everyone have to reload 3 times in order to see all three pictures so we get more page views...

I knew this whole thing was to get more page views, I'm onto your plan.

It's like sitting in a nightclub, where a concert is going on, up against a wall, during a car ride. *grins*

@ 6:15:11 PM By Ana Cohen

I'd have to say I like the blue and purple design the best, then the blue and red one. (I'm partial to the color blue.) They are all nice though. It took me like 7 reloads to see them all, so the plan was working.

@ 6:25:21 PM By Alli Coe

The javascript stuff froze my copy of IE (5.5) so I cut out all the javascript, it's set to the blue and red one now. I'm very disappointed in myself and think this is a horrible design. God, so much work... I worked for over five hours... for this? No one every said I was smart.

@ 6:27:00 PM By Stuy Parker

Yanked it. I thought I fixed it. I thought wrong. For those of you who caught that, one of the many versions, design sixteen, congrats, because you wont be seeing it again. Fuck that, all that work, for nothing. Oh well.

@ 6:50:35 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm tweaking more, trying to figure out what's up... Ignore browser crashes and god knows what else.

@ 7:46:09 PM By Stuy Parker

Allow me to vent.. I hate blockbuster. I went there to use a coupon I had on renting some Peter Greenway films because I loved The Pillow Book so very, very much. I was looking forward to seeing what else he has done and especially seeing one my film teacher recommended to me today. Unfortunately for me, blockbuster sucks and I couldn't find any of the movies. Not one. Not that you could even find a movie in the non-new release sections because everything is so out of order. They did however have an absurd number of copies of Drop Dead, Gorgeous.

@ 7:59:34 PM By Alli Coe

I think it is time I gave Kian his daily dose of linky love. Afterall, he did mention me twice today. He said that sending him voicemail was sexy of me, which is a pretty global thing to say, no? I thought so. Maybe if he sent me voicemail (*hint hint*) I'd send him some more tomorrow. Whoo..what fun.

@ 8:16:46 PM By Alli Coe

Seems to work now. Once again, thanks to Nikolai for the link color script. Wish I could just get it to assign to the menu only, but whatever. I'll tweak more, more, more.

@ 9:06:26 PM By Stuy Parker

Yes, kids, this is the real Maria DeLuca. Or not, but, you know, whatever.

@ 9:27:05 PM By Stuy Parker

Suddenly the night is unbearable.

@ 10:11:56 PM By Alli Coe

Sunday, August 20, 2000

"My girl, you know, lashes out at me sometimes and I just fucking kick her, and then, oh baby, she's oookay." Sorry for the lack of blog, today, it was my day off.

@ 1:00:30 AM By Stuy Parker

I have discovered the ultimate song to make love to: "Burn" by Sister Machine Gun. I'll put it up for EB's Arty Soundtrack pretty soon, it's amazing. Been listening to it for the past two hours on an infinite loop. Wild.

@ 3:42:21 AM By Stuy Parker

Human?

@ 1:44:36 PM By Stuy Parker

Michelle Behennah inspiration strikes again. Was going to make the picture into a new ElectricBiscuit design but I got very carried away and, alas Burn (Never Be The Same) came out. Big image, be careful.

@ 4:26:12 PM By Stuy Parker

Short Non-fiction: She said, "I can see right through you," in a cold, demeaning tone. He looked down at his hands frightened. "Oh my god," he yelped, "I'm transparent!" As he ran screaming towards the horizon, she smirked, always impressed by his idiocy.

@ 4:39:51 PM By Stuy Parker

Yeah, Kian's redesign is global.

@ 6:18:32 PM By Alli Coe

Beware the pop sensation, it will crash you. I thought I'd let the windows out live eachother, but they didn't. They kept going, hampering my porn download, and then finally crashing AIM (?) and then freezing my entire system. Thank god I wasn't doing anything too important.

Damnit, I'm gonna have to redownload that "hardcore sex fuck.mpg" I was downloading, damnit, damnit. Stupid popsensation.

@ 7:08:29 PM By Stuy Parker

It doesn't look good in eight hundred by six hundred, damn you. Why do I have to keep telling you? Gheck, stupid ass. Kian is a loser. Go and insult Kian, because he is a loser. Yes, Kian, you are a loser. (And all this linky love will clearly push you up to three hundred views for today.)

Or: Everyone go visit Kian and reload his page over and over until his stats say he's gotten EB's average! (a shitload!) Yes, go, now. Kian will give me a cookie if we get it that high, go!

@ 7:13:05 PM By Stuy Parker

Bookmarklets: A badly designed website, but extremeley delicious, erhm, scripty thingies that make everything happy happy.

@ 7:19:05 PM By Stuy Parker

Short Poetry: Oh, woe is me. Oh, woe is me. O, my brothers. Thou cannot be woer than I.

@ 8:35:41 PM By Stuy Parker

I start fall semester tomorrow. Whoo...I am so excited its sickening. I can't wait to find new boys to "coerce and destroy" (as someone once put it).

@ 8:48:24 PM By Alli Coe

Not even science can explain why I like Bruce Springsteen. Not even numbers. Not even machine guns. Or monkeys, monkeys can't do it either. The number twelve sure is appealing, though.

@ 8:48:40 PM By Stuy Parker

Someone really needs to buy me the Say Anything poster of John Cusack I want because otherwise I'll just have to steal it from Andy. I don't want to have to do it but I must have that poster. Buy it for me for Andy's sake!

@ 9:18:56 PM By Alli Coe

Ack...I had something to say but my computer took so long to open the "edit your blog" page that I completely forgot what it was.

@ 9:34:58 PM By Alli Coe

Good song, and that's all I have to say about that.

@ 9:37:41 PM By Stuy Parker

I remembered... I've been putting actual thought into the current EB poll. See I'm not in love but I do know what it means. I hate saying that I'm out of it and being full of it seems a bit strange to me. Disillusioned is looking the best because I'm (one) surprised at how many people are in love and (two) sitting here debating whether or not to IM my ex-boyfriend who just came online. Disillusioned by love it is!

@ 9:41:56 PM By Alli Coe

Things I Say on the Phone: "My penis died! Give it CPR!"

@ 10:47:50 PM By Stuy Parker