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Saturday, August 19, 2000
Your guide to getting linked, with help from Kian: @ 1:12:25 AM By Stuy Parker This one webring should have more members. So I will say this: Do you have a penis? Do you have an ego and a website? Then you, too, should be a member of Penial Power! @ 2:30:48 AM By Stuy Parker
You know what I've always wondered? Who the heck calls those Game Tip 900 numbers that they always list in instruction manuals and on boxes? What kind of stupid fuck pays $.90 to $1.10 a mintue to get help on a game? I want to know how much income those people make, and what kind of demographic calls helps generate that revenue. Bleh, idiots. Or, better yet, what kind of sad fool sits on those telephones and helps the assholes with those games? I'd hate to have that job. "Yes, press the triangle button. Jump. Turn left. Press the square button. No, the button is round, but there's a square on it. Yes, I know there isn't a square button, they're all round, but there is a diagram of a square on it. Yes, that one, press it. What? Okay, so you died, yes, you have infinite lives, lets start over..." @ 2:39:38 AM By Stuy Parker Not quite. I really, honestly, couldn't think of anything witty to say in reply, damn. I think that means I shouldn't reply at all, but, uhm, it's not every day you're linked on Fairvue twice with only two posts between you. Course, I'm not in the Blog Elements, so I suppose this makes up for it. @ 2:47:22 AM By Stuy Parker
I hate not having a computer, I hate being on my friend's crappy computer (Sorry Rach...) *growls* I also hate having a *slightly choked laugh* 45 dollar phone bill... ;) Well as soon as I get another job, I'll be sure to rack it up that high again. :P @ 8:07:53 AM By Ana Cohen Oh, and in case you all give two shits about me (Not a huge chance, I realize I'm a hyperactive bitch) give me an email, I'm so bored now that I can only check stuff at Rach's and at the *chokes again* library. The Library... is there no justice in this world?! @ 8:09:33 AM By Ana Cohen
Hehehe, Thanks. And, you're "linky winky" text is tight. I love it when some fonts can reach that point of being anti-aliased so nicely in IE that they look like gifs, and thats what that is. Splendid. (That sounds so stupid, I'm complimenting a font! Hahaha...) Anyway, Scour (Exchange) is really awesome, I love it, woohoo. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do... Oh, the porn, the porn. Er, I mean... Oh, the mp3s, the mp3s... [cough] @ 12:23:05 PM By Stuy Parker
I designed a new Openlog. I hope I didn't piss Firda off or anything... Sucks that archiving it lost all the entires on the main page, I figure it'll fill up pretty quickly though. I was probably totally off in thinking that me, of all people, could redesign Openlog and I bet there'll be some kind of backlash against me. But, I'm okay that with that, bwhahaha. Grr. Stupid AIM. @ 2:21:56 PM By Stuy Parker Friday, August 18, 2000
Yay! I was feeling experimental, so, anyway, I'll make it short. You know how AIM limits all the shit you can put in your Info? You can only have so many characters, blah blah blah. Well, I was exploring directories and if you want to make a super long info file it's really easy. Just go into your Windows directory, then into the Aim95 folder, and then your buddy name. So, go to C:\Windows\aim95\afext for example, and then you can open 'info.htm' in IE, and view source, and edit til your heart's content. It only accepts font tags and A links, but it's still pretty nice, no? You can go well over the normal text limit. You have to sign off and sign back on for the changes to take effect. Enjoy. @ 12:05:17 AM By Stuy Parker E-Bay.com? No! We want eee.E-Bay.com! @ 12:28:58 AM By Stuy Parker You know what candy is way under appreciated? Candy corn. People eat it around Halloween and then forget about it for the rest of the year. The thing about this candy is that it is really addicting. I've got a bag here and I just can't stop eating it despite the funny taste I'm getting in the back of my throat. Ack...must..stop.. @ 12:40:14 AM By Alli Coe Here's the story of what happens when a webmaster goes to the dentist. Sigh. @ 1:14:08 AM By Stuy Parker ElectricBiscuit: Changes designs more often than Al Bundy changes his underwear! ... Oh, wait, I think everyone changes their underwear more than Al Bundy. (Sorry, I grew up a fan of Married With Children, and, it came to mind, and it's not funny, and I apologize, and... Oh, gosh.) @ 1:47:17 AM By Stuy Parker A friend asked me last night for two words that would describe me. All I could come up with after a long period of deep thought was, "Contradictory Limbo." It's very fitting, and it make sense. I like it, I'll use that for the rest of my life. @ 1:51:54 AM By Stuy Parker
Does your website lack a large audience? Are you disgusted that you get only a smidgen of hits a day? Let me tell you about this great new way that you can quickly get a plethora of hits to your website: Get into a fight with me! Our back and forth bickering will guarantee you plenty of linkylove, which will send my entire audience over to you. Unfortunately, the audience will be biased, being unconditionally in love with me and will most likely hate your guts and think you're a huge asshole, but that's not my problem. At least YOU get nearly triple your average page views. That's what I'm here for. Making little known pathetic websites even more pathetic, but a little more known for a few days. [i am ego, hear me roar] @ 2:31:13 AM By Stuy Parker
Being created recently, I still needed the graphic to tell me that they were @ 2:59:22 AM By Stuy Parker
Hehehe, some people are so funny. I'd bother retorting but I really have nothing to say, except for the exact same things I said to lifeguard. Or maybe I will bother... A note on the Eff Stuy design: Yes, it's based on Ziggen's wallpaper, which is just a certain style, I emailed him for permission to do so and he said it was cool, and then I drew everything by myself (except for what I say I didn't draw) pixel by pixel, and even expanded upon the idea, and converted to HTML and... But, whatever, you people are really uptight and don't seem to understand anything. I don't understand how any of you can claim to be original thinkers, you all piss and shit on me because I explain where my ideas come from, I give credit to the people who inspired the things I make. Where's your credit? You never come up with your own ideas, you see something and go "Wow, that looks neat." and then the seed is planted. You go to make your own site, and you do the same thing, change it a little, and you declare it yours. That does not make you some kind of godsend to the world of design. Here, let me be "cheap" again, and say Superficial Jesus Pose design which I threw up to replace the former shitty one. That pixelated background? It was inspired by none-other-than Fairvue Central! Does that make me a shitty designer? How about the Michelle Behennah picture edits I make? Completely inspired by Misery, does that mean I have no talent? You make it sound like it's wrong to be inspired to work, you make it sound like you all are the most original fucking people in the world. Get off your lame asses, take some tips from the likes of Kiiroi, k10k, and specially Ziggen and realize that design is never original, you aren't the first person to do a dotted line, a menu on the right, or any of that crap. You just don't give credit. You call me bad, when you say "I might have to jack that script." It's the exact same thing. Get over yourselves, stop thinking you're so big and bad, because you're not. Until you do something in complexity as something as I've done, you don't have any right to judge, because you don't have anything to back you up. Sit down, shut the fuck up, and realize you're nothing. And you will continue to be nothing until you realize that it is a world of copycats out there, and there is no such thing as an original thinker. @ 12:58:02 PM By Stuy Parker Went back to design fifteen for now, all those of previous designs being too, well, I didn't really put too much work into them, so bleh. Changed the design fifteen blog code over to the design sixteen blog code. Anyway, for those of you who missed it, here is the Telecommunication Breakdown image I made, with Michelle Behennah in the background. (The telecommune image was inspired by Nate. Yeah, you figure that one out.) @ 1:30:21 PM By Stuy Parker Rowr. Don't make fun of me. Let a guy miss his http://'s for the first time ever. You're lucky you caught the amazing moment. @ 1:36:43 PM By Stuy Parker New Poll. Hope this one gets some good feedback. The last poll went very well, I was very happy. Very even, and nice. Thanks for voting. @ 1:54:23 PM By Stuy Parker I apologize to you, specially for being two-faced when I went over to Cheeky UBB and told them openly to take the code. It's not like it's my specific written code or anything, just a nice little feature. Rip as you wish. @ 2:30:06 PM By Stuy Parker "Everywhere I look, you're all I see... Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be..." When I put the link up for this mp3 you all have to promise me to download it. @ 2:49:46 PM By Stuy Parker Ahh! I love Limbo, so much... Sigh. It has to be wrong to be so in love with a film. It's perfect. Better than both Rushmore and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas combined. @ 4:18:48 PM By Stuy Parker You want to know why I hate napster? Because you can never get anything from anyone anymore. It's pointless to even try, all you get is timeouts, or misconfiguration errors, or even if you start to get a file you'll get a "Transfer Error" half of the way through. You can't even resume anymore. @ 4:38:27 PM By Stuy Parker I think I love Scour. Specially the fact that you can download mp3s right from I-Drive! Woohoo, fast speedy super servers for us modem users to download illegal music from! Woo! @ 4:50:34 PM By Stuy Parker A little shout for help... If you're a big Bruce Springsteen fan, please email me, I want to know what songs are similar to "Lift Me Up" so I can check them out specifically before I run outside and shout "I'm a Springsteen fan!" upwards, towards the heavens. Thanks. @ 5:00:22 PM By Stuy Parker It is always cool to see people talking about things close to where I live. Turns out Ev was recently at the Santra Cruz Boardwalk which is only about 35 miles north of here. I can't figure out which rollercoaster this is though. @ 7:02:34 PM By Alli Coe Scour gets the Stuy seal of approval. Awesome. You can get anything, music, video, anything. I'm downloading massive amounts of porn movies, but you didn't hear it from me, ok? Thanks. @ 7:57:06 PM By Stuy Parker Bleh! Max Collins is so much more bangable. Jerwin just has bad taste in celebirty men, bleh, bleh. @ 8:08:33 PM By Stuy Parker More linky love to Jerwin: No! No! Evil! Interracial relationships are evil, they equal the genocide of the white race! ...Hehehe, I couldn't resist, those stupid women KKK members on Dateline months ago. Sigh. What would we call pathetic people like that, then? Unified trash? I perfer my individual names for stupid people of different races, but I am a hate monger and spread close-mindedness and other evil things. @ 8:12:48 PM By Stuy Parker I give up on women. They confuse me to much. I think I'll go marry a goat or a donkey. I wonder what the religious folk would say 'bout that...hm. Maybe something like, "That is just wrong! If we allow him to marry a goat, someone might want to marry a screwdriver!" Now wouldn't that be very painful? @ 9:54:11 PM By Johnny Hodges Stale fritos are not good for morale. @ 11:50:04 PM By Stuy Parker Short Science Fiction: "After all that happened today, not even the pudding could get the sour taste out of John's robotic mouth." @ 11:55:26 PM By Stuy Parker Thursday, August 17, 2000 Stuy is very paranoid. There is no conspiracy. It would be fun to have one, but there I swear there isn't. @ 12:32:13 AM By Alli Coe "Winter has locked us in its icy embrace. The pelts of the animals are thick and bluish, and our home is blanketed in snow. Papa calls it 'Limbo,' because it sure isn't heaven, and it's too cold to be hell. Mother wondered about purgatory, but he said no, purgatory has an end to it. Don't torture me so, said mother." @ 12:35:45 AM By Stuy Parker Classic optimist line: "There'd be more [planes] if they were looking for us here." @ 12:39:35 AM By Stuy Parker My website before this one, BlairWoods, was mentioned in a newspaper article once. I was thinking about it, that was pretty neato. Specially when it was getting 10,000 hits a day. But that's all over now. @ 12:44:36 AM By Stuy Parker "Your paranoia is real." @ 12:51:33 AM By Stuy Parker God, if you people don't catch Limbo ever, I will seriously hate every single one of you. I think I'm gonna watch it, again. Yes. Yes, I will. Such a good movie. @ 12:58:23 AM By Stuy Parker Watching Limbo, again. Might just be my favorite movie over Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas now. Heh, heh. @ 1:21:05 AM By Stuy Parker "You're the first guy to ask me to come watch fish thrash around and die." @ 1:43:16 AM By Stuy Parker
This is an open public letter that I'm leaving for someone to read in the morning: Dear _ _ _ _, I never wanted to be the type of guy who would do that, I never wanted to dick you over. I didn't see what I was doing until it was too late, I kept telling myself that it wasn't what it really was, believing I would never stoop so low. I didn't want to hurt anyone, I just wanted to treat everyone how they wanted to be treated. I thought I could manage it, you told me it didn't bother you too much, and thats the only reason I let it go on. I didn't want it to bother you, you told me it didn't. And then it just kept going, obvious that it bothered you. I've explained myself every which way, I've told you my reasons, I've told you everything I have to tell you. I've said sorry so many times, over and over again. I try to make it up to you, but it just results in a bigger fall. I can't fix this without breaking someone, I can't fix this without breaking myself. I just want everything to work out. I just wish you were here, with me, and not so far, then everything would be fine. Again, the word I repeat so very often. Sorry, and sorry again. I didn't want to hurt anyone, just life never can work out they way you wish it would. Always throws you for loops, ducking down, darting under, pushing you up, throwing you down. I wish it would just stop. I wish, for once, that there would be doldrums for once. A calm, without the storm following behind like your shadow. I wish that I could just love you, and not feel this way. I wish that I could just love you... (P.S: Verve likes to sit in his food dish, he tends to piss and shit in it, it's kind of funny.) @ 2:19:52 AM By Stuy Parker
You're so full of shit! Gee, yes, this is exactly like you and I am explicitly ripping you off and that was my full intention, mmhmm. But, you know, I really don't give a shit what you think because I wanted to have some fun, and this is exactly what I'm having. Fun. So fuck off, bucko, because design is design, and if you want to start flinging shit, you're ripping off the design from Microsoft's error pages, which doesn't make you any better than me. It's not unique, it's imitating, which doesn't make you anything special. So, when creating a design based around text only is called ripping someone off, then I suppose everyone on the web was originally ripping off everyone else? Blah, whatever, pull your head out of your ass. (What does it say about you when I take five mintues to create the base design for this, and you get all pissy over me "stealing" a five mintue "design"? Did it really tax your brain so much to come up with imitating error pages? Is a five mintue funny shits-and-giggles design something to really be proud of?) @ 10:03:47 AM By Stuy Parker I spelled "Thief" wrong, too. It sucks when your spelling error gets translated over onto two other pages before you even realize your error. Oh well, now I'm off to the dentist so I can get drilled out and filled up. Stupid fucking dentist, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have gotten cavities in the first place. Sigh. @ 10:14:45 AM By Stuy Parker Thanks, Brad. *small shy smile* @ 10:42:04 AM By Ana Cohen Blargh. The entire left side of my face is numb. I can bite the side of my mouth and it feels like I'm chewing on a rubber ball. It's kind of neat, and very tempting to bite myself hard enough to make myself bleed. Yay. I should write a diary entry about how the novocain couldn't reach the bottom tooth and I got to feel the sharp pain as they drilled @ 1:10:26 PM By Stuy Parker Gah, I can't drink! It feels like I have half of my lips and then it just drops off into nothing and I can't even suck on a straw. This is so not cool. I want to drink my kool aid damnit. @ 1:22:36 PM By Stuy Parker I feel like I can take a knife to my lips and I wont feel it. That would be fun, but I'd pay for it later. @ 1:34:17 PM By Stuy Parker I am having fun, thank you very much, Beto. I also like the idea that I'm pissing someone off by using simple text, heh, it's kind of nice. Oh well, it's nice looking, loads quickly, and scares the crap out of long time electricbiscuit visitors who think they're getting some kind of error. Heh, heh, I'm evil like that. Bwhahaha. Evil, you hear me!? Evil! Bwhahahaha! @ 1:36:22 PM By Stuy Parker
Check out littlebastard.net, they love us. Also, it helped me recognize probably my biggest spelling error/typo... Typing "Of" instead of "Off" ... I hate it when I don't catch my own errors. I mean, really, that pisses me of. (See, that wasn't funny, because you could see that one coming. I apologize.) I also spell 'recognize' 'recongize' because I'm a retard. Oh, what would I do if it wasn't for Merriam-Webster. They really need to build a Bablefish-like spell checker. That would be so neato mosquito. @ 1:41:39 PM By Stuy Parker I haven't rebooted my computer in seven days and seventeen hours. Is something wrong with that? God, with all the page and photoshop work I've been doing, you'd think my system would crash by now. Especially now that I'm running IE5.5. Who knew? @ 1:59:16 PM By Stuy Parker Telecommunication Breakdown is the title of a rather awful album by Emergency Broadcast Network. They did the "...And the nominees are." slide ins for a MTV Video Music Awards once. They're better at video collages than they are at music, let me tell you. The first four tracks are excellent, though. @ 3:09:45 PM By Stuy Parker You know, I could play it cool and say "Yeah, I spelled Telecommunication wrong in the title graphic because, you know, breakdown, it's clever, ha ha!" But, you know what, I accidently spelled it wrong and I feel like a big idiot. That's your tidbit of "Stuy is an idiot with a capital eye." knowledge for the day. @ 3:36:27 PM By Stuy Parker I watched The Pillow Book this afternoon and I would have to say it is one of the most beautiful films I've ever seen, perhaps even the single most beautiful. It also shows Ewan McGregor in his full glory (well...I suppose not full really but you get the point..) which is wonderful in itself. @ 4:16:39 PM By Alli Coe Some people have way too much time on their hands. Why worry about such trivial things, life is far too short. @ 5:05:12 PM By Alli Coe
I'm trying to figure out as to where you come across as such a great designer, but you have clearly beaten this subject to death. Anyway, I never copied anything from you, I copied everything from my very own personal copy of Internet Explorer, so you have no right to say I stole anything from you. Lollipop has the same ownership over his/her design as you and I do. I'm sure someone before you imitated Netscape Navigator's source code browser or default server created 404s, are you going to attack them, too, because they're taking your basic imitation idea and doing it, too? What if they did it before you, what do you have to say to that? You're bitching and moaning against yourself, calling me a no talent hack because I actually explain where my ideas come from. (Oh, and that SJP article was rather tongue in cheek, but whatever.) Where is your original thinking? Where are your designs? I don't see anything that is worth noting that calls you a good designer at all. Where is your right to judge? All you have to show us is your amazingly "original" 404 (It's not even a 404! It's a DNS Error!) error design, which is absolutely nothing at all. You're talking out of your ass, bitching about a design which you can't even take credit for without coming across as some kind of anal jackass. Notice how you didn't link the blogs that agreed with me? Funny, kind of biased, aren't we? Whatever. This can all be summed up very nicely: I needed something that looked nice so I could just fuck around, so I took the "DNS Error" of IE, fucked with it for quite a while (text boxes and other mumbo jumbo). You come along, claim ownership over the ability to copy something else, and then start calling me a no talent hack because I'm doing exactly what you've been doing the entire time. Can you say... Contradictory hack? @ 5:50:29 PM By Stuy Parker Testing out my new amazingly original design, I hope you all like it. Aren't I just the creative genius? @ 6:33:26 PM By Stuy Parker Genius, darling, pure genius. (I feel like I'm at an art show where the art is all just random items like a purse or a shoe placed haphazardly on display and people are paying thousands of dollars for it..I think I saw that on an episode of Designing Women once..) @ 6:42:22 PM By Alli Coe I'm waiting for Lifeguards witty retort. Or maybe, the clever thing for him to do, is to code his own design that looks like this (But not entirely like this, because we know I didn't use bullets or indenting or anything.) and then say it's his right to rip me off, but that would be the expected and childish thing to do. @ 6:52:52 PM By Stuy Parker Oh, in response to Ira in the guestbook: Yes, that girl who was faintly in the Telecommunications image was Michelle Behennah. It was this picture, if you'd like to see the original. Yummy, ain't she? @ 7:30:00 PM By Stuy Parker I'm watching Limbo for the fourth time in a row now. Yay. @ 8:02:59 PM By Stuy Parker "Like my mother used to say, you don't shit in your front yard." "Your mother used to say that?" "Constantly." @ 8:05:44 PM By Stuy Parker I shut down BlairWoods. Sigh, sad day. Well, not really, considering I hadn't edited the site in well over five months, but whatever. At least I left the worth while content up. @ 9:32:17 PM By Stuy Parker Interesting Convo Tidbits: "I need to get a dvd hardware decoder and then hook it up to the TV in here, that'd be cool... but not worth it, I'd only do that if I already had everything else." Then, I said, "gross, really sticky boogers." @ 11:11:59 PM By Stuy Parker Strange name, but Chlo'jo'lo mystifies me. Thank you for the link, and welcome back, and welcome to California, Dlevy! @ 11:39:36 PM By Stuy Parker Wednesday, August 16, 2000 The design is really shitty. Don't worry about it, essentially it's her trying to imitate a ruler, with pictures of some stereotypically gorgeous (big breasts, bikinis, good tans, wtf?) women layered over it. Just stupid shit, if you really want to see, I can take a screenie for you, but ThatBitch.com is a pretty worthless site, but there are other people who put her in her place. I can't find the damn link though, doesn't that just suck? @ 1:06:37 AM By Stuy Parker
I just finished watching Limbo which is probably one of the best title tie-ins ever. My god. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio stars in it, along with David Strathairn. A very good arty film, the user review on IMDB sums it up great. The entire thing is just very very evenly balanced, keeps you second guessing the characters the entire time, and then the ending tops off a film with such an amazing note that my heart jumped as it happened. You just have to see it. God, really good. Mastrantonio is really great, while the girl who plays her daughter is just terrible and the movie could have been better with a different actress in her part, oh well. It's not quite heaven and it's not quite hell. @ 3:11:50 AM By Stuy Parker
There are people who can appreciate this design for the artwork. The beauty, you know. Then, there are people who refuse to look past the fact that I have a, good god, model on the front of my page. You people can go die. I like myself, and how I can just hop, skip, and jump into a diff style. I pride myself on that ability. Unlike some people (No names, named. Just, cutting down to two letters and adding a suffix is lame, sorry.) who seem to be stuck into some kind of mold that they can't work their lack of creativity out of. Oh, did I start to rant? Sorry, isn't the "I mocked you, you mocked me" design ethic done with? How long does it take to make a bloody website? I never took as long as your broke ass did. Why am I attacking you? I don't know, but I am, so blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah, so, yeah, blah blah. Sorry, I'm not myself today. Few decks short of a full card. @ 3:46:24 AM By Stuy Parker Bwhahaha! I am not linking you right now! I do not know what you are talking about! No you cannot have my wallet! Damn you! Come back here! ...Sigh. @ 3:48:51 AM By Stuy Parker I am not at all here @ 3:51:36 AM By Stuy Parker ...I was going to say the same thing @ 3:56:06 AM By Stuy Parker Stuy really needs to convert to my sleep schedule so he is awake when I need to talk to him. Staying up till 4am when I'm in bed by 1 just isn't working. Anyway I have a threat to deliver to him. I suppose it will just have to wait until he wakes up. @ 11:26:55 AM By Alli Coe
*hums softly* It's amazing how much 20 extra dollars makes me happy with my iMac sale... I'm almost excited about getting rid of the pink thing. Anyone have any good ideas on what kind of a laptop I should get? Stuy is my geschlechtspielzeug. *grins* @ 1:21:05 PM By Ana Cohen A threat? That worries me... Oh well, good afternoon, all. Good to see you here. @ 3:01:34 PM By Stuy Parker
Oh. My. God. I just had the most disgusting experience... I was taking out the trash in my bare foot (I cut up my right foot yesterday so it's all bandaged up, not really bare)... I'm pulling the big trash can down to the street for garbage pick-up tomorrow morning, minding my own business, when all of a sudden... *SQUISH*... I step in something slimy feeling. I squeal (I'm such a sissy) and look down... a used CONDOM... Gag, gross, disgusting! Excuse me whilst I go barf please. @ 3:21:22 PM By Ana Cohen
Hmm, Oh and for everyone who wants to see me looking like a complete goth here's a pic, I actually like the way I look in that outfit... No comments needed nor appreciated on the hairstyle either. @ 3:27:19 PM By Ana Cohen On the topic of more technological things you really don't care about: EB looks nice in N6PR2, while Blogger doesn't work. The more you don't need to know, ya know? @ 4:17:35 PM By Stuy Parker I'm a better designer than Andy! (I never really said that, so blah blah blah.) I like to say blah blah blah. It's what I say when I don't want to say what's really on my mind, because it's not funny enough for you all. Blah blah blah @ 6:39:50 PM By Stuy Parker I didn't realize these text boxes would mess up linkylove so much, but I suppose that's cool. Heh, heh. @ 7:41:08 PM By Stuy Parker Masturbating in the shower is far too messy for me. But the crossdressing part was true. But Danielle didn't really tell you those things. Ditched the textboxes, they sure were fun to mess with though. I shoulda put a "Submit" button under everyone so if you wanted to --- Hey, that's a really great idea, maybe I'll do that. @ 7:59:42 PM By Stuy Parker I'm experimenting, writing my own javascript for the very first time. I'm making it so the link color is a different color for every person, this kicks ass, I am so happy this is working. Ahh. @ 8:15:54 PM By Stuy Parker Okay, so the changing link color effect isn't quite so nifty or anything, but still, give me credit. Sigh... @ 8:21:25 PM By Stuy Parker I don't care what anybody says, it's really not worth the pain. @ 9:34:59 PM By Stuy Parker Vox Populi is fixed! Woo! @ 10:36:40 PM By Stuy Parker Oh and before anyone says anything, yes this design is a lot like "Cannot find server" but, I'm not trying to rip him off, I just wanted to have some fun. So don't yell "Theif" or anything, thanks. @ 11:15:07 PM By Stuy Parker I'm watching Limbo, again. Something is wrong with me. @ 11:16:39 PM By Stuy Parker Tuesday, August 15, 2000 "I want to fuck you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside. I want to fuck you like an animal. My whole existence is flawed, you get me closer to god... / ...Through every forest, above the trees. Within my stomach, scraped off my knees. I drink the honey, from inside your hive. You are the reason, I stay alive..." @ 2:57:44 AM By Stuy Parker She paid $1,300 so I doubt you can feel too stupid. Great design, too! Also, how does EB look on a Mac? Had no idea you ran a Mac. IE sure does look deelish with that damn Mac UI... Stupid Macs, so shitty, but such a nice interface. I wish I had one. @ 3:10:18 AM By Stuy Parker I believe I am in love with day dream. Yes. @ 4:00:15 AM By Stuy Parker Michelle Behennah, love her. Also, you promise to buy me a cube and a cinema display when you win the lotto, then I promise to buy you one when I win. No matter who wins first. Deal? @ 4:09:28 AM By Stuy Parker
Hmm, Afternoon all, *yawns and stretches*... Wow, I love NiN... *smiles at Stuy* @ 11:45:27 AM By Ana Cohen Wow! My computer is up to 455 dollars... Gee thats only an 845 dollar loss on my part... Wow, I'm thrilled to pieces now... @ 11:49:23 AM By Ana Cohen You never realize exactly how much you hate Netscape until you start to design a complex site and you want it to look exactly the same in both N and IE... Sigh. @ 2:16:01 PM By Stuy Parker Too much work for me, today... Puh. I want to make EB work in Netscape but I worked so hard on another site today... So I suppose it will have to wait. I feel like writing, but I don't want to write. I'm hungry, I should eat. Hmm. @ 2:52:02 PM By Stuy Parker So, I thought it'd be fully netscape compatible but the text loses it's formatting after the first post. I suppose I shall work on it more, now. Sigh. @ 4:20:19 PM By Stuy Parker Okay, so, now ElectricBiscuit is fully compatible in Netscape 4.08 and it shouldn't be too buggy in N6 but I honestly have no idea. The font is a bit bigger in Netscape, but only decrepit blind dorks use Netscape so you'll probably need a bigger font to read. There you go. @ 4:49:08 PM By Stuy Parker My Intellimouse Explorer is feeling really warm, that frightens me. Maybe Microsoft actually put a tiny nuclear bomb inside every Explorer mouse and is planning to set them off, and mine is warming up right now. Oh yeah, no, I love you Microsoft. EB is only Netscape compatible for all those dumb fuckwits who still use it! Yeah @ 5:50:57 PM By Stuy Parker Too fat, fat you must cut lean. You gotta take the elevator to the mezzaine, chump, change, and it's on, super bon bon, super bon bon. @ 6:08:35 PM By Stuy Parker I'm reading Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil for fun. I'm such a nerd. @ 6:57:51 PM By Alli Coe @ 7:40:31 PM By Stuy Parker What? Weird font think? Take a screeenie? @ 7:41:45 PM By Stuy Parker A quick lesson on Satan: "But Satan loves to destroy children"..."Satan wants everybody to fry in hell with him" These things are supposed to "save" people. I cannot see them "saving" me or anyone I know. Apparently they work though (I found this page first and thought it was a joke). I'll refrain from going off on my religious views right now. (Link found via Chris.) @ 8:40:08 PM By Alli Coe Monday, August 14, 2000 I was the second link! Rock on! My "bunny" meme is spreading like gangbusters! Poor Jerwin and Frykitty didn't know what they were getting into! Bwhahaha! I am amazing! Love me! I can start a massive meme! Rock on! Woo! @ 1:06:42 AM By Stuy Parker
"He has two left feet. At the time, she thought it was cute, watching him stumble around as he tried to learn the steps. Now, after the breakup, she saw it as another example of his failures." That's the most beautiful thing I've read in a while, I figure you didn't write it because I've heard it elsewhere, but thank you for making my night complete, Yves Grant. Anyway, I close out tonight on something I wrote to Marq: "It's funny how you think you could love someone forever when you can't have them, and then when you finally get them you realize you didn't really love them quite as much as you thought you did, before..." I'm not referring to you, energizer. I'm referring to the other. Now, I must sleep peacefully. Out. @ 1:42:21 AM By Stuy Parker
Goddamn you Tripod! Damn you and your fucking banners! I want to host you! Just to get the fucking banners of my neck! Please! Let me host you, Yves! Where's your email address!? I can't find it! Panic! Panic! Mental collapse! NO EMAIL ADDRESS!? What are you on! Augh! Don't write amazing stuff and NOT have an email address, that is so not fair. Sigh. I should sleep now. Maybe an email will await me in the morning from Yves. Maybe, probably, not. Oh well. Love life, Live love, Love lives. @ 2:59:19 AM By Stuy Parker I hate coloquiz. You know who the hell wants to be told exactly what they're feeling? Happy people, so you take your colorquiz and shove it up your ass. I don't feel like being told exactly how I feel right now. Goddamnit. @ 3:13:09 AM By Stuy Parker I thought, at first, that it easier to express yourself in written word, but now I realize some things can only be told through speech. Or, even more so, through eyes. @ 3:22:21 AM By Stuy Parker I love my dog, as much as I love you. Where you may fade, my dog will always come true... Good morning, everyone. Er, afternoon. Yeah. @ 11:54:48 AM By Stuy Parker My daddy was a dollar. Another piece of artwork from none other than stuyvesant parker himself, oh yes. I hope you like, a good few hours of work. Yum yum. Yes, damn you, that is Michelle Behennah. I added her just to mock you. You know who you are. @ 12:46:47 PM By Stuy Parker Referrals in my logs keep showing up from people who are searching for "Roseanne Barr Nude." Do I even have to go into exactly why this bothers me? @ 1:00:35 PM By Stuy Parker Strange how you think you really feel like eating something, so you cook it and prepare it and bite into and... Ugh. Why the heck did I want to eat this? It's way too cheesey. Where is my mind? @ 1:30:48 PM By Stuy Parker
Hmm... I wish I could fly, that'd just rock so hard. Should I go to 727 tonight? I'd get to see all the cool people I haven't seen in 2 weeks, but I also have to see Derek-the-scary-monster-man there too... I'm scared, Stuy needs to come to Clearwater and be my bodyguard. There's a free place in my bed Stuy! @ 2:04:52 PM By Ana Cohen Derek would kick my ass. I think I'd much rather just hide in your bed all day... @ 2:08:04 PM By Stuy Parker Well, if you were in my bed, I'd basically wanna stay there all day as well... and keep going, and going, and going... @ 2:13:33 PM By Ana Cohen Shush, we're going to cause a scandal @ 2:15:35 PM By Stuy Parker
Okay okay... killjoy *growls* Subject Change! BludLustt: i know that you dont have that problem Yes, I'm easily amused, eat me. @ 2:16:45 PM By Ana Cohen Happy thirteenth to my first stalker who didn't know me first! Hiya! Happy B-day! Get drunk! Rock out, Ether! God, you really do have a horrible name, so now your official nickname is Ether. That's your birthday present, a new nickname. There you go @ 3:02:02 PM By Stuy Parker ElectricBiscuit really falls apart for all you netscape users. I apologize, even though you can't read this... I'll try to work on it. @ 5:17:56 PM By Stuy Parker You scare me. Buggers. Sheesh. ... Ew! She's ugly now, too! Ahh! Hehehe. I am always one to judge, yes I am. You're all ugly, be proud of your ugliness. Monitor tans look good on ugly people, so, be happy! We're all ugly, here. @ 5:23:37 PM By Stuy Parker Append: Note the gloriously original song titles, like "Piss U Off," and "Silence," clearly a break-through for Tiffany after writing such teen hits like "Radio Romance" and "Mr. Mambo" ... Sorry, I just keep stealing Jerwin's jokes and I really can't stop with them. @ 5:28:42 PM By Stuy Parker A badly in need of a redesign Superficial Jesus Pose has gotten a new entry, first time in quite a while, I hope it lives up to the lack of expectations: Run Naked And Free. @ 5:49:25 PM By Stuy Parker Heh, heh. Telemarketer just called (not like this is a rare thing, they call about six times a day), her name was "Daisy Cummings" ... I couldn't help but laugh. I'm a sick pervert, sorry. @ 6:00:50 PM By Stuy Parker
Well, I did it... I put my iMac up for bid on eBay... someone needs to go bid on it so I don't feel so bad about selling my cute, strawberry, glorified cd player that I paid way too much for.. Hey thats right, I did pay way too much for that stupid computer... grr... I'm GLAD to see it go. *muffled sob* @ 6:36:01 PM By Ana Cohen I redesigned Superficial Jesus Pose, thank god... It's good for a five minute drawing... Fuck, my knuckles are going to be bruised so bad... @ 8:58:39 PM By Stuy Parker "And we are chock full of that, man!" @ 9:59:57 PM By Stuy Parker
...wow, I missed a lot. Well I'm back(whether you care or not). I took big long break from websites and the internet in general. I did stay in IRC chat with some friends, played a crap load of Diablo 2 and lusted after the polygonal goodness that is Chrono Cross, which hasn't been released yet(today!). Now let me complain about what happened yesterday before I go. Some idiots, no monkey humping bastards came into the room and began using the evil takeover script. This pissed everyone in the room off. First off, we knew the jackasses and hated them, hence why they did what they did. Secondly, they were mad because we banned them all. Oh my, you got banned from a lil chatroom, grow up. Anyway, the room was on a wannabe IRC server so basically it was pissant in the first place. We moved the room soon after and they we are now. Now about those jackasses. I want everyone who cares for me to go here and then send hatemail to the webmaster. Ok, I'm off to bed. I wanna get up real early and go to the mall so I can buy Chrono Cross. @ 11:21:41 PM By Johnny Hodges Sunday, August 13, 2000 I am never, ever, doing that again... Ever... My god... @ 5:40:28 AM By Stuy Parker Note: If images are appearing broken on this page, just right click on the broken image and hit "Show Picture" it'll make them appear. Thanks. @ 5:47:04 AM By Stuy Parker I should just be getting up right now but I've already been up for over 4 hours. There is something terribly wrong about this. @ 11:14:26 AM By Alli Coe
I've been tainted... *sob* Can't get this shit off my mind, I just wanna be alright, so just tell me nothing's wrong, then get undressed and spend the night. @ 11:42:15 AM By Ana Cohen Sorry, I haven't been blogging, I promise I will more later. @ 4:08:29 PM By Stuy Parker
Hey, the coolest domains I've seen in the world, ever, posted about me... The domain being "Sorry For The Inconvenience" (Yes, that is the coolest, shut up!) and she said "Have I mentioned that Stuy is the supreme god of all things? Well, now you know." I mean, really, can you get cooler than that? Yeah, yeah, really. Who are you, anyway? Strange. Do I know an Emily Dea? Hrm... @ 4:50:15 PM By Stuy Parker I'm also the first link on hotdawg.org's links page, with a picture that looks eerily a lot like a canadian ex-girlfriend, but I wont jump to mystery life assumptions. I dig her 'stats' too, perfect chick, frightens me... Oh well, anyway, this was "Stuy's Opinions on Women," I hope you enjoyed, catch ya later. Pepsi! Pepsi! Yes! Ahh. Must go now. @ 4:55:17 PM By Stuy Parker
That ex-girlfriend I mentioned earlier finds it hilarious and stupid that I love small breasts. Oh come on, big breasts are, uh, big and gangly, they get in the way... I would take a pair of non-existant breasts over a pair of huge nasty breasts any day. Give me Michelle Behenna, give me Milla Jovovich, give me fucking Calistia Flockheart... Just keep the Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, and Jenny Mcarthy's of the world away from me. Okay, so, you can send Jenny Mcarthy over here, if you insist, she's pretty nice... Err, sorry. I'd must rather take a Milla Jovovich. Or maybe a Sara Lehman, but no one knows who that is. @ 5:27:30 PM By Stuy Parker
My friend has been trying for the past 6 months to convince me to get implants once I turn 18 (in 9 days, but whos counting)... Oh joy, I want to put plastic inside my breasts, uh... no... I hate my breasts, but not THAT much... geez... This is the same so-called-friend who stole my first boyfriend, made my other best friends hate me, and is trying to convince me to get both of my nipples pierced... riiight... @ 5:44:24 PM By Ana Cohen Keep 'em unplasticized and unpierced and I will love you forever and ever, no worries. @ 5:45:41 PM By Stuy Parker
 @ 7:00:42 PM By Stuy Parker My sister is fat. And she's a lesbian. She is so 90's! Er, I mean, 00's! No, wait, fat acceptance and gay/lesbian acceptance is still so 90's! Ok, I'm done. (Note: This was not insulting lesbians or fat people, this was, well, I don't know, but don't take it offensively, you damn dirty apes!) @ 7:06:47 PM By Stuy Parker Damn straight! Nice push me, pull me lyrics, too... Yield is a good album, highly underappreciated, only pearl jam I own and probably will ever own. @ 7:22:07 PM By Stuy Parker I forgot to put the Woogoo button up on EB for a while, shit, since design eight I think. I feel pathetic. It's there now. Be happy. @ 8:03:55 PM By Stuy Parker
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