Good thing about Eve 6, Number 1: If their songs get trendy, I wont have to call poseur fans idiots when they say "I don't listen to the lyrics because I don't understand them." because I'll know they're the same people who said the same about Blink 182's "Adam's Song" and they have more of an excuse for Eve 6.

@ 12:00:26 AM By Stuy Parker

Eve 6 writes a surprisingly graphic and dark record. Nothing has been quite so able to take me back since Offspring's "Americana" which finally set off all the preppy fans once they realized how "Dark" the album was and decided "This isn't the happy peppy music my delusioned existence needs!"

@ 12:20:28 AM By Stuy Parker

Good Thing about Eve 6, Number 2: Max's singing style. Just when you think you couldn't find a vocal that could take a stand against M. Doughty, Max Collins has to come in and show that I can actually find another band with a complex interesting singer/songwriter. Max isn't nearly as stoned as Doughty is, which takes away some of the interesting lyrics that would be possible.

@ 12:52:49 AM By Stuy Parker

@ 12:54:12 AM By Stuy Parker

Good Thing About Eve 6, Number Three: Fucking catchier than fuck. If that makes sense to you, then you understand.

@ 12:57:19 AM By Stuy Parker

I finally took that motherfucking test. I am a Basset Hound. Yeah, well, fuck you too. My ears are floppier than yours!

@ 1:24:20 AM By Stuy Parker

Stuy... you're not allowed to like Eve 6! I liked them first and you know we agreed that every band I like isn't worth anything...

duh... really now... what next? Hanson?

@ 8:34:03 AM By Ana Cohen

Wow... Napster got a reprieve, so everyone go get all of your pirated music from napster before the scheduled shut-down date of "September-ish"

This makes me all tingly and happy inside... :)

@ 8:39:20 AM By Ana Cohen

Napster is alive. Now I won't have to pay for music for another month or so. Maybe I'll go download some Eve 6 rather than buying the CD.

@ 9:47:49 AM By Alli Coe

People are getting to my diary by searcing for Eva Savalot. What is most frightening is not the fact that they find me by searching for that, but that people are actually searching for a character from such a lame commercial.

@ 10:26:31 AM By Alli Coe

I've had Harvey Dangers' "Private Helicopter" in my head since I woke up (ten mintues ago)... "I'm in a private helicopter with my favorite ex-girlfriend..." Guh.

@ 11:17:09 AM By Stuy Parker

Probably the most intelligent thing anyone could search for: Fuck me Milla Jovovich... I could believe that I might have searched for that at one point... Some how they managed to get to EffStuy from there, too.

@ 11:26:03 AM By Stuy Parker

I need to update the templates for EffStuy, EB, and SJP... The archive panes are painfully out of date, I'll do that tomorrow.

@ 11:27:10 AM By Stuy Parker

Check it out. Blogger LinkWatcher surfing finds me: Brain McNuggets. AKA: LanceLog 1.0... Woo, uh, yeah! Sorry, my obsession with Lance used to be a lot worse.

@ 11:34:42 AM By Stuy Parker

Listening to Eve 6 makes me feel dirty in the same way that listening to Marilyn Manson makes me feel dirty... Uh, something is wrong here.

@ 11:36:59 AM By Stuy Parker

I dig the title, "nothing is real but the girl" but that picture of that face must, must go. It's hiddeous.

@ 11:41:00 AM By Stuy Parker

Linkylove:Click. There you go, get off my back. Hmpf.

@ 11:45:09 AM By Stuy Parker

Atley is ripping me off! Down with Atley! Down with Atley! *eg*

@ 12:53:55 PM By Stuy Parker

I despise freeways. Very much so...

@ 1:25:07 PM By Ana Cohen

Ana/Sara and I got the exact same IQ... 136... Interesting ;)

@ 1:38:37 PM By Stuy Parker

Oh that's easy to explain... We're just soul mates Stuy... *winks*

You, me, and my back pockets... all soul mates...

@ 1:46:08 PM By Ana Cohen

Ah, yes... How could I forget.

@ 1:47:29 PM By Stuy Parker

So what is everyone going to get me for my birthday? I'm greedy and this is a big day for me... get me stuff! I'm even giving you guys like a months notice so you can save up your allowances and buy me cool stuff! :D *I'm so nice like that*

@ 1:51:07 PM By Ana Cohen

*scratches Stuy's head and pets him gently*

now purr for me boi...

@ 1:57:50 PM By Ana Cohen

The new EB design should kick ass (Sorry, Jerwin, can't wait.) if I can get the image sizes down... 80k worth of images is NOT good for load times, no?

@ 4:30:44 PM By Stuy Parker

Needs color tweaking, blog code tweaking, and addition of a menu, and, well... Yeah. I love me.

@ 5:18:04 PM By Stuy Parker

Done. I think... Yeah... Note the inclusion of a new hostee... Delete brings you the sob story (Hey! It's like EffStuy) of a girl someplace... She's anonymous, so I wont tell you who she is for fear she'll cut my balls off... But yeah, go and read Delete.

@ 6:25:55 PM By Stuy Parker

Wow... the new layout makes me feel like I'm in a comic book and I should have little thought bubble things with words like *POW* and *ZAPPO* in them...

Maybe I am... and this whole real world thing is really a... wait... no... thats been done before... nevermind...

@ 6:42:36 PM By Ana Cohen

You guys make me feel like quite the virgin. Hey, Ana, wanna wrestle?

@ 6:58:18 PM By Stuy Parker

uNfZ you know it Stuy... if you've got the time I've got the energy...

@ 7:01:54 PM By Ana Cohen

Oh, my, god. I've never laughed so hard in my life. The funny thing, is I remember reading in a PC Gamer or something, it said something about how "The Six String Samuai Soundtrack is the dopest shit in the world" (Note my ability to paraphrase completely off.) and I went "Six String Samurai? That is fucked in the head." and, ta da, here we are.

@ 7:05:55 PM By Stuy Parker

er... right *blinks* umm... I just wanna say... yeah... that... er... I love Stuy so much... and he's a rocking kind of dude...

Body Rocking... oh yeah... UNFZ

woo!

@ 7:13:07 PM By Ana Cohen

Oh and he makes me all wet and squishy feeling!

@ 7:15:16 PM By Ana Cohen

I forgot the fucking hit counter. I am a stupid bitch. (Red as a newborn, White as a corpse)

@ 7:38:39 PM By Stuy Parker

Bloo! Blue! Blew! Blwho?

@ 7:47:26 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm the new per- err...blogger and I like to eat chicken.

@ 7:58:58 PM By Johnny Hodges

If you really loved me, you'd list me at the top of your linkylove lists, like the following sites who Really Love Me(tm): Sugar High, Fish Heads, Dan Rules, Explodey (Formerly, no longer), and Odin12... If you have me at the top of your link list, be sure to email me and I'll send you some linkylove. Enjoy.

@ 8:04:25 PM By Stuy Parker

I go out to eat and come back to a new and fresh EB. I agree with Ana, it is comic book like. For some reason it also seems a bit minty as well, like a Mentos commercial or something. Or not. Maybe that is just the steaming rice soup talking. Regardless I love the new design.

@ 8:04:50 PM By Alli Coe

Interesting tidbits: This entire design is inspired by Eve 6... The text style is from their little name listings, (A style I've wanted to do for a while)... The poll is two words that are rhymed in certain songs...

The background for the top and main is actually the chorus to "Sunset Strip Bitch" repeated over and over, each line overlapping the one before it slightly, and flattened. Then I copied the layer again, set the opacity on both to about ten percent, and moved the top layer over about eight pixels... There you go, that's your random EB knowledge for today.

@ 8:28:13 PM By Stuy Parker

*finishes taking notes* Wow, that is rather complicated for my small mind. Is there going to be a test on this?

Oh, I forgot, I never formally introduced myself. I'm Johnny Hodges(oh yeah, Johnny Quest) or whatever you want to call me. I answer to most anything. I've know Stuy for um....a few years. Yeah, and I think that is it, for now.

@ 8:52:01 PM By Johnny Hodges

Don't ask me why, but this is damn entertaining. Good for a few minutes of fun.

@ 8:58:15 PM By Alli Coe

Are you a lesbian? I scored a 37% (100 being gay, 0 straight). I'm curious to see what Stuy would get on this test.

@ 9:19:38 PM By Alli Coe

AstroAdvice has some of the best horoscopes, love.

@ 9:35:42 PM By Stuy Parker

I took the Lesbian Test.. My score made me 46% man, and 56% gay male... Ugh! lol...

@ 9:55:53 PM By Stuy Parker

Someone is starting a relationship right now, while I am attempting to end one. Strange.

@ 11:18:58 PM By Alli Coe

The Odyssey is a good book. I would have known that sooner if I hadn't fallen asleep in English class the days we listened to it on tape. On a side note, the New Orleans Saints have been training at the local college here. I don't know whether to feel honored or humiliated. Oh well, no matter how you look at it, they suck.

@ 11:25:28 PM By Johnny Hodges

Aww, losing a pet is always so difficult. Makes me miss my cat that died last year. *Sigh*....time for bed.

@ 11:36:50 PM By Alli Coe

Friday, July 28, 2000

I hope he doesn't think it's me. Cos of that one time I did all the clicks and nearly killed the server... Sigh.

@ 6:40:54 AM By Stuy Parker

Because of my lack of activity (which will continue as such today), I have a random word search blog for you, today. Be sure to them out for content that I don't have...

word: bitchin'
site: Brazen Blog, enjoy.

@ 1:16:17 PM By Stuy Parker

I bought Eve 6's "Horoscope" today because Jerwin got me interested and they were good on Leno and I liked "Inside out" before it got popular... I also stole a used cd of "Mona Bone Jakon" by Cat Stevens from Warehouse Music but, really, you didn't hear that from me.

@ 10:37:56 PM By Stuy Parker

Cat Stevens has to be one of the most talented all around musicians ever created... Great songwritier, great singer, great acoustic guitar schools, amazing arrangments... Cat Stevens is God and I don't care what the fucking Israelites say.

@ 11:06:19 PM By Stuy Parker

Heres to the tears you knew you'd cry...

@ 11:28:20 PM By Stuy Parker

Thursday, July 27, 2000

Jack in the Box eggrolls are better cold! Woo!

@ 12:26:10 AM By Stuy Parker

I got a good idea, I got a good idea, I got a good idea... Tell me about your good idea... Oh oh aaaoohh...

@ 10:01:59 AM By Stuy Parker

I Hate Films - Just like I Hate Music except minus the good writer and ability to not be horribly repetitive. (When you need to insult Pulp Fiction twice on the same page with poorly written unfunny comments, you should look into a new writer.)

@ 3:02:37 PM By Stuy Parker

The fact that there is only three (four) posts today has absolutely nothing to do with Ariel's drug habit. Er, uh, yeah.

@ 4:45:21 PM By Stuy Parker

'Stir of Echos' spooky, minus Kevin Bacon's hot junkie body, though!

@ 4:53:19 PM By Stuy Parker

I was going to make an attempt to make this sound funny, but, alas, I can't. Why I post it is puzzling, even to myself. Girl catches hair in drain, drowns. Poor girl wont have her long hair for her funeral though! What ever shall she do? ...Er, wait, no.

@ 5:00:52 PM By Stuy Parker

You shouldn't kick me in the balls. My grandmother kicked me in the balls once... *raises finger* Once.

@ 5:29:36 PM By Stuy Parker

Joan Rivers is quite possibly the most hiddeously ugly, uh, thing in the entire world.

@ 6:13:18 PM By Stuy Parker

No comment.

@ 7:16:58 PM By Alli Coe

Three random guys have IM'd me today after reading my aol profile. For some reason I am disturbed by that. Though I am disturbed in general right now because the world is evil, but that is beside the point.

@ 9:37:22 PM By Alli Coe

As if my life wasn't disenchanting enough....a gunman boards a plane and holds 2 people hostage. What a wonderful world we live in. Okay, I'll stop blogging for the night, maybe I'll be happy and funny in the morning.

@ 9:49:02 PM By Alli Coe

Noooooo....Poltergeist is on tv right now. I watched all of those movies in one day when I was around 10 and have never been the same since. Just thinking about the movie makes me shudder. (I said I was going to stop blogging but I lied.)

@ 9:54:34 PM By Alli Coe

Wednesday, July 26, 2000

Hugh Jackman on Leno... "So I have these nine inch nails..." Oh My God. I am so surprised no one went "YEEAHH!" ...God knows I would have.

@ 12:24:51 AM By Stuy Parker

I'm not religious at all, but I'll be the first to tell you that (your permalinks don't work, er.) this is not the best fucking way to voice your opinion, darling. One day you'll realize that, but we'll wait for that... Sorry Chris, your girl is a brick. (That's not as mean as it probably sounds)

@ 12:37:13 AM By Stuy Parker

Yes! Yes! I saw him! And you didn't! Woohoo! He even belted out a few lines from Oklahoma! It was great... It's a pity you missed it, Jerwin... I pity you... Okay, no, I don't. But you know, still.

@ 9:50:58 AM By Stuy Parker

Extra special... (Last... chance...)

@ 9:52:33 AM By Stuy Parker

Jerwin has been having so much fun with Blogger's betatest, that I might as well talk about Clinton's talking penis! Just so I can keep up with Jerwin on the news point. I also found this interesting article about phallic cigarrette warnings, along with the Clinton one, by searching for "Broken Penis" ...I don't know what I expected to find, but it was dirtier than what I did find. Sad.

@ 9:56:51 AM By Stuy Parker

25 is a magical number for me lately. Looks like I'm actually going out with a guy that quite possibly likes me.

@ 2:18:43 PM By Alli Coe

haallo spaceboy.

@ 6:19:44 PM By Stuy Parker

Ding dong the napsters dead, the napsters dead...

@ 9:58:33 PM By Stuy Parker

MarQ. It's "We can't stop here! This is BAT COUNTRY!" not... What you put in the guestbook. Sheesh, man, get it right.

@ 10:03:40 PM By Stuy Parker

Tuesday, July 25, 2000

I'm in love with the guy who hosts Neat Stuff! Isn't he so cute? He's hilarious! I love him! Yes! Love Love Love! Jim Leinfelder, I love you!

@ 12:06:45 AM By Stuy Parker

Good morning, uhm, yeah. Don't need no credit card when you charge complete...

@ 9:43:12 AM By Stuy Parker

If you are going to blog about talking to someone, and they don't have a website, the bad thing to do is to post their email address as their linky-love... One, that is stupid, Second, that is stupid, Third, you are just ASKING for webcrawler spam email address collectors. Sigh.

@ 9:49:55 AM By Stuy Parker

Hey, uh, Zippy... Considering that Ariel/Alli is a redhead, and, uhm, she does blog here... Like, maybe we should be way at the top of the other rollercoasters list, because, uh, you know... uh... Well... uh... er...

@ 9:54:27 AM By Stuy Parker

Redheads cause me to cry.

@ 9:59:39 AM By Stuy Parker

"Break my bonds, and break my back... Not a lot to break apart, a love like ours will never die... A love like ours will never die... Getting better, on your knees... Three times blind, could not please... a love like ours will never die... A love like ours will never die."

@ 10:08:21 AM By Stuy Parker

Listen, lets get down to brass tax here, how much for the ape?

@ 1:54:23 PM By Stuy Parker

I feel so upper class high tech. I'm watching ZDTV! Woo!

@ 2:20:12 PM By Stuy Parker

The Calapitter splash makes me jealous. Just thought you'd like to know.

@ 2:28:32 PM By Stuy Parker

Yes, I'm a redhead and I make Stuy cry on a regular basis.

@ 2:55:41 PM By Alli Coe

I get bored sometimes

@ 4:11:36 PM By Stuy Parker

No, I still havent got Trista's number. Goddamnit.

@ 4:30:09 PM By Stuy Parker

People with explicit screen names have been IMing me lately. The first time I had a long talk with some supposed transexual named Kevilina who wanted to have sex with Stuy, my mother, and I (or some combination of that). It was quite ammusing to annoy the person who was attempting to be crude and disusting towards me. The other IMs though have just been people sending me links to porn you have to pay for (not that I went to the sites...you can just tell).

@ 6:05:11 PM By Alli Coe

I have to present a poem I've written to my speech class tomorrow so I put one up in my diary. If you go read it and then email me and tell me what you think I will love you forever (and there may be some linky love invlolved here....)

@ 6:50:49 PM By Alli Coe

That 4:30 post was meant for my diary... I guess it's redundant to delete the post four hours and twenty mintues later, eh?

@ 8:53:54 PM By Stuy Parker

I have to say that I love Marq because he was cool enough to give me some major feedback on my poem. Go check out his questblogging gigs at Girl Star and Explody.

@ 8:57:44 PM By Alli Coe

I forgot to complain earlier about burning my thumb so badly that it made a blister. I discovered that I can use a lighter with my other hand, though, so thats always good.

@ 9:02:41 PM By Alli Coe

Hrm.

@ 9:02:59 PM By Stuy Parker

This episode of Frasier where his dad is "Gay" is just... hilarious.

@ 9:18:18 PM By Stuy Parker

Damn, now I'm craving kool aide. And yes, I'm cool, I came up with a new word without realizing it.

@ 9:48:16 PM By Alli Coe

Television and movies are getting funnier and funnier lately, to me... I almost choked to death on pepsi while watching Fantasy Island tonight.

@ 11:47:20 PM By Stuy Parker

Oh my god! A talking turkey! "Come on, man, swing the axe... Right throoough the neck, It's my destiny!"

@ 11:48:35 PM By Stuy Parker

Monday, July 24, 2000

I don't even know what to make of this.

@ 12:02:34 AM By Stuy Parker

Knowing that I have class in seven hours and that my alarm will be waking me up in five is not a happy thing. Sleep...who needs it anyway, huh? Oh wait, that would be me. If left alone and without an alarm I have been known to sleep 14 hours straight.

@ 12:58:25 AM By Alli Coe

The good thing about Alanis Morissette's singing style is that if she fucks up and her voice waivers or pops, you'd never know, because she always sounds like shit anyway.

@ 1:02:14 AM By Stuy Parker

I might make typos, and I might spell incorrectly. No one ever said I was a typist. But I am a writer on occasion. "A Story For You" doesn't seem like an appropriate title, now does it? (I wonder what Jerwin will think of this!)

@ 1:23:21 AM By Stuy Parker

Going to sleep at 2am was a mistake. Too bad it took wakin up at 6am to realize that. I did get to read Stuy's story before bed and if you haven't read it go do that now. I suppose the title doesn't much work, I was just hoping that it was actually a story for me specifically, but oh well.

@ 6:42:40 AM By Alli Coe

Good morning voice mail from guys with sexy voices is a very nice thing. Makes being awake right now a little less painful.

@ 6:48:23 AM By Alli Coe

Haha, yes, she really manages to fuck up that song, doesn't she? Ugh, I can't believe her, she's got some huge testicles (PC! PC!) to do that!

@ 10:06:42 AM By Stuy Parker

Hey, the history of Eleanor Rigby. Good stuff. I guess.

@ 1:03:24 PM By Stuy Parker

Anon: ok thanks man :)
Anon: i guess i owe ya double fold now
Afext: yes
Afext: You owe me Alicia Witt, at my doorstep, wearing only a cute pink ribbon in her hair. OK?
Anon: which hair? *L*
Afext: Hah, I don't know, if she's natural, they're both red, so it don't matter much to me ;) Actually, pink and orange don't go together, maybe a black ribbon... mmm. Ah, shit, I digress. Just get her to me by tomorrow morning and I will owe you a life debt.
Anon: hehe i have no idea who she is... but if i can get you Christina Ricci instead would that do?
Afext: Christina Ricci if you can age her back to her Casper years, but the current years, naw.
Anon: Awwwww yaa... those years were her best.. damn hott.
Afext: Yeeah, I don't like her now, she's too obsessed with herself
Anon: eh.. ya.. and in yet another new movie. wish i could remember the title.
Afext: Prozac Nation, I hate her for it
Afext: She's going to destroy it, she's not Elizabeth Wurtzel at all... I want to gut Chris like a fish. After having sex with her, of course, of course.

@ 4:18:42 PM By Stuy Parker

Ariel wont show me her breasts on the AlliCam! I am so depressed!

@ 6:32:22 PM By Stuy Parker

For the useless information file: On my birthday (Nov. 7) in 1965 the "Pillsbury Dough Boy" debuted in television commercials.

@ 6:38:28 PM By Alli Coe

For some reason I find this really funny:
AL III,12: Sacrifice cattle, little and big: after a child.
AL III,13: But not now.

@ 8:02:23 PM By Alli Coe

I will now be accepting invitations to secret societies. Thank you, that is all.

@ 8:40:36 PM By Alli Coe

I look like hell. My blood is too thick for California. When I sleep, my skin flushes, which is why in the winter, and fairer months, I look unusually sexy when I wake up (I swear to you) which is a Very Good Thing. Except in the summer, my skin flushes, but in the california heat, I continue to sweat. So when I wake up, I have greasy, glistening, extremely pale skin, along with the red spots that are attributed to me being a zitty fucker. With my Yugoslavian not-so-good-looks, it doesnt stir into a very tasty mix.

I walked into my bathroom, turned on the light, and jumped back saying, "Holy jesus! What are these goddamn animals!" (If you caught the few Fear and Loathing references in this post, and many of the others scattered around, you are the Man!)

@ 9:00:17 PM By Stuy Parker

In the mood for something slightly strange? The Church of Subgenius never fails to frighten and intrigue me.

@ 9:10:29 PM By Alli Coe

The tree outside just fell. Well, a huge part of the tree just fell. I'm talking like, 1,000 square feet of tree just fell and covered our entire front yard. It sounded like a huge tank of water burst and splattered itself all over the driveway outside my window. Apparently some carpenter ants were having one hell of a part eating the crap out of the main line that was holding that entire thing up, and boom, down it went. Creepy as hell.

@ 9:43:04 PM By Stuy Parker

I meant 1,000 cubed feet, sorry.

@ 9:51:21 PM By Stuy Parker

Sunday, July 23, 2000

Paddy! What a fantastic death abyss!

@ 1:29:03 AM By Stuy Parker

I love how the universal word for the woman revolution happens to be "Tampax"... Maybe it's just comercialization getting to me.

@ 2:38:19 AM By Stuy Parker

I hate those commercials..."ooh look I can ride horses and swim while wearing my tampon!"

@ 11:20:50 AM By Alli Coe

Must ignore this terrible drug.

@ 11:56:28 AM By Stuy Parker

This is funny, and cute. But mostly funny. It's like F2C or something... Two parts funny, one part cute. Yeah, really.

@ 12:01:16 PM By Stuy Parker

All the clocks in my house are set to a different time and I am beginning to get very confused.

@ 12:30:56 PM By Alli Coe

I cannot take it anymore, I must set my clocks to Blogger time.

@ 12:42:01 PM By Alli Coe

So who is going to be the first person to purchase an ElectricBiscuit Mousepad?

@ 1:18:28 PM By Stuy Parker

Go check out my pal, Lestatia, because she told me to link her from here... So there you go.

@ 1:26:00 PM By Stuy Parker

Beauty tips for a beautiful world: Eat greasy horrible food before you take your daily shower.

@ 2:05:57 PM By Stuy Parker

Ugh, my head is full of information on voting, most of which I can't use for my speech on it. Although, I could easily go on and on arguing against this page which gives reasons not to vote.

@ 2:26:15 PM By Alli Coe

Exactly, and since when do girls bond over this? I think they need to have more realistic commercials, like showing the complete lack of joy a girl has when she discovers she gets to use tampons for the next week. Oh, and one with a girl who is happy because she was worried she was pregnant...now that would be much better than some girl dancing on the beach.

@ 3:01:46 PM By Alli Coe

Those comercials just make me uncomfortable. I don't see comercials for guys that talk about how good their... uhm... Okay, so there isn't exactly a male equivalent of a tampon comercial, but still... I could try, couldn't I?

@ 3:05:54 PM By Stuy Parker

While we're on the topic of feminine products, look what Jerwin found - the Velvet Vulva. When I read Jerwin's post about it I was first frightened at how and why he came accross it and then once the page loaded I was shocked and frightened at what it actually is. The picture of the woman wearing it kills me.

@ 3:52:04 PM By Alli Coe

Uh...

@ 4:01:22 PM By Stuy Parker

"Oh! Happy day! My herpes outbreaks have been tamed!"

@ 4:02:17 PM By Stuy Parker

Reality Sucks: Why watch it on TV?

@ 4:17:02 PM By Stuy Parker

I got voicemail, my number is 1.888.561.3102 ext.1299 Call me, yes, right now.

@ 4:50:49 PM By Alli Coe

I just watched 20 Dates on HBO Zone, and I have to say that was probably one of the most funny and hope-giving movies I have ever seen. It makes me want to run out and ask people out on dates. Woo! Not to mention, I've never laughed so hard in my life... Hilarious, if a bit long. Go see it. They should release it on DVD with extra spewcial stuff.

@ 7:01:53 PM By Stuy Parker

For anyone who has seen that movie, does Myles remind you of anyone here at EB? (*cough*Stuy*cough*) Yeah, I didn't really think so either.

@ 7:06:16 PM By Alli Coe

I haven't written a diary entry this long in, well, forever. It's like "Stuyvesant's 20 Dates." Actually, I should rename the diary that because that's essentially what the fuckin' thing is. It's my trail and failure. Maybe, maybe just once I'll find true love.

Ahh, who the fuck am I kidding? The only person who would ever be able to handle my passion is Jerwin, but I'm not good enough for him, he'd never give me the time of day. Sigh. Life is so melodramatic!

@ 7:32:42 PM By Stuy Parker

Ariel: ohmygod
Ariel: this is the funniest thing you've ever written
Afext: thank you

I am so modest. It's funnier when you say "Thank you" like John Malkovich from inside his head. No, really.

@ 7:43:19 PM By Stuy Parker

Stuy's latest diary entry is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Go read it right now. And after you are finished leave him some voicemail to tell him how cool he is. And after that leave me some (1.888.561.3102 ext.1299) to tell me how much you love me.

@ 7:43:54 PM By Alli Coe

Stupid fucking keyboard. Keeps giving me typois.

@ 7:50:18 PM By Stuy Parker

Ugh, I'm reading everything about voting that I printed out but am not comprehending it. It all looks like "blah blah 31% turnout blah blah vote blah."

@ 7:56:58 PM By Alli Coe

ElectricBiscuit will be hitting 25,000 hits pretty soon. I love you all.

@ 7:59:20 PM By Stuy Parker

This show on Sci-Fi, Crossing Over with John Edward is really great... First time I've watched it, it's actually pretty cool.

@ 8:29:17 PM By Stuy Parker

The lightbulbs in my room went out making it impossible to eat my dinner and there is no sound on my computer. Excuse me while I throw my computer at the wall to create sparks of light.

@ 8:44:17 PM By Alli Coe

Lexx is a funky ass show. Love it. Xev is really hot, hot, hot, though.

@ 10:54:41 PM By Stuy Parker

My speech on voting tomorrow is going to be so good. I surprised myself with how passionate I am about people exercising their right to vote in this country. I could go on and on about it right now but I will refrain. If you feel the need to hear all my opinions on it you can email me.

@ 11:46:57 PM By Alli Coe