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Saturday, July 22, 2000 Sniff me. I'm glue. @ 12:07:38 AM By Stuy Parker I have soft hair, too. @ 12:09:24 AM By Stuy Parker
DoubleAxis: I don't know what the internet would be like without you. @ 12:12:41 AM By Stuy Parker BLLOOOP! BLOOOOP! BLLLLLLLLOOOP! VBLOOPO! BLOOP! YAAAY! BLLOOP BLLOP OOOPPPPP! aaaagGGgg,,, eerrrrt-tt.ttt.tttttt. blllop. da da da. (i'm a sorry generator) @ 12:17:19 AM By Stuy Parker holy jesus, what are these goddamn animals!? @ 12:21:25 AM By Stuy Parker OoooHhHhhHhhhhhh it's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it..ooh ooihh oohhh it's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it.... WE CARE A LOT! oooh it's a dirty job but someone's gotta dooo itt.... WE CARE A LOT! @ 12:25:17 AM By Stuy Parker don't you look so surprised! happy birthday... FUCKER! blow that candle out. we're gonna kick you KICK YOU (dont say you're not BECAUSE YOU ARE! dont say your not COS YUOUA ARE) (HISTORY tells us that you ARE) (history tells us you are!) @ 12:29:13 AM By Stuy Parker eeyyye started a joke, which started the whole world crying.. whee. @ 12:32:31 AM By Stuy Parker indecision clouds my viisionnn... no one listens..because i'm somewhere inbetween my love and my agony..... @ 12:41:00 AM By Stuy Parker
I am here to apologize for the rash and thoughtless things I have done as of late. I don't mean that though, so go to hell. *grins* @ 12:56:14 AM By Stuy Parker You people really need to blog the reopening of EB. I know some of you couldn't do without me. You still love me. I know it. I don't doubt your love for me. You love me. Don't deny it. @ 1:30:44 AM By Stuy Parker
Blogger is trying really hard to make sure the Blog of the Week is always something really stupid and unimportant. One mintue it's Harry Potter, and now it's Reality Blurred which offers more unimportant links to even more unimportant news stories about the even more unimportant shows that are storming the world because they offer glimpses of supposed "Reality". The sad thing is that nobody realizes the truth. Nobody is real on television. I don't care if it's the real world or any other fuckin' show, when you're on camera, you're naturally fake, so you're not going to find anything real on these shows. The sad thing is that the only real person just got kicked off Big Brother. Mr. Black Panther that everyone hates... He offered the reality, he was the only real person on that show, everyone else is putting on faces, he was who he was and he was being real, he was pissing people off and being real... He was making the good television that everyone supposedly wants, but once he gives it to us we realize that we don't want reality. We want fake TV faces all over again. We want the happy reality that we're never going to have because we're a bunch on contrived pigs. There you go. @ 1:37:46 AM By Stuy Parker
I can predict and write the next Blogger Blog of the Week: Images of Britney : Who hasn't heard of Britney Spears? She's the current pop diva and everyone loves her. Andrew offers us daily news and links to Britney information. Sure, you might not like her music, but who cannot love her wonderfully shallow good looks? Amongst the news, you can also find more pictures, which is always good! Okay, so, that wasn't funny, but, you know. We all shoot and miss sometimes. @ 1:42:43 AM By Stuy Parker "In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing." - Mignon Mclaughlin @ 2:48:06 AM By Stuy Parker I'm not really up at three am. this isn't me. im not sure who this is. but it's not me. @ 2:53:42 AM By Stuy Parker If you're confused about those words at the bottom of the page, they're what came out of me when I just free-wrote or whatever. You know in Sixth Sense where Bruce asked Cole if he just wrote and didn't think about it? That's what that is. I am secretly Thom Yorke in disguise. @ 2:58:07 AM By Stuy Parker Is it Bear hunting season, yet? Puh. When you search for "BOTD" and get "Bear of the Day," you know Google has serious issues. Excuse me, I was looking for BABES, thank you very much. @ 3:20:55 AM By Stuy Parker Good morning.. Wow, what does one even say after reading everything Stuy wrote last night. Hm, at least some of it makes sense. @ 9:25:22 AM By Alli Coe I'm in, where do I sign up to attend? @ 9:41:30 AM By Alli Coe Hm? I haven't heard that song in a while, brings back memories of memories though. @ 9:58:54 AM By Alli Coe It is so nice to know that people are mature these days, you know? @ 11:20:09 AM By Alli Coe More people should be like Jerwin. Ah, if more people were like him the world would be a better place. I hope he missed me as well and not just Stuy. @ 11:23:09 AM By Alli Coe Good morning, sunshine. @ 11:43:23 AM By Stuy Parker Nice to see that Stuy finally woke up. I'm finally starting to get used to this design, but I have to ask - where has all the linky love gone? @ 11:47:38 AM By Alli Coe Ariel needs a shower! She's dirty! Ewww! Ewww dirty Ariel! Ewww! @ 11:50:29 AM By Stuy Parker Damn, I think that was Stuy getting back at me for revealing his secret affair with Ben. @ 11:54:11 AM By Alli Coe Hmm... I just designed the engagement ring I want... So if anyone *ahem* wants to propose... you know what I want... Yeah, I'm relatively easy to please. @ 12:49:38 PM By Ana Cohen We are all so full of germs. @ 1:20:06 PM By Stuy Parker Free webhosts breed stupidity. If you run a website and don't know basic FTP, then you don't deserve to run a website. @ 3:09:08 PM By Stuy Parker I don't believe in germs! @ 3:36:29 PM By Stuy Parker Sorry? No one said anything about expecting people not to notice. Things happen, though, and things change. It is just a part of the world, and consequently the internet. @ 4:56:56 PM By Alli Coe When someone says "I'm not judging you." It's usually because they are and their opinion of you isn't very nice, they just don't want to admit it. @ 5:15:26 PM By Stuy Parker Can you bring a rainbow down from the sky and eat it with a knife and fork? NO...Such is Mango!! @ 5:23:03 PM By Alli Coe LOL! @ 5:27:06 PM By Stuy Parker Stuy is a dirty, dirty boy. And if he doesn't start answering my IMs I will be forced to tell you all why. @ 5:57:46 PM By Alli Coe Nah, I think Adam has always been that cranky. @ 6:21:14 PM By Alli Coe Check it out - the rodeo in my town has a website. So the website leaves a little to be desired, but still, no you know that rodeos are real. (Too bad the one here causes so much damn traffic.) @ 6:32:29 PM By Alli Coe Heh, I'll have to consult with the other EB members and get back to you on that one. @ 6:51:15 PM By Alli Coe I keep getting catalogs in the mail from Fingerhut. This time they want to give me $350 credit. Oooh, maybe I can buy that limited edition 3-pc. folding knife set I've always wanted. @ 7:36:30 PM By Alli Coe Permanent Midnight makes me want to be a junkie. @ 7:57:25 PM By Stuy Parker I wasn't answering your IMs because I was watching movies. You realize, if I ever get premium cable with all the fifty thousand movie channels, I would never... never leave my house. I could sit here and watch movies day in day out. With the Sundance channel, I would really never leave. @ 8:01:15 PM By Stuy Parker
Notice the dynamics between the thin middle finger and the blimp like face. It's pure art work, the contrast and everything, it's just amazing. I am, natrulich, talking about Leila's current image... Yes, we here at EB have severly broken the "Positive Blogging" anthem, because quite frankly, I don't care what you think. (I'm Leila! Look at me! Woo! I don't care what you think because I have tits and ass! I owe them to my massive consumption of all forms of fatty acids, but atleast I have them! Bwahahah! I am the chica to end all chicas!) Okay, sorry, it was a Ben Stiller moment. @ 8:09:24 PM By Stuy Parker LOL...my only thought (that I'll post) is that when you keep emphasizing how much you don't care about what people think you are just asking for a comment like that. Everyone has flaws, some people just choose not to make public announcements asking for others to announce them. @ 8:31:58 PM By Alli Coe Yes, it does have that happy thing going on. For some reason the word that comes to mind when looking at it is "ironic" but that is just me. It does grow on you, and I love it now just as I love...um...just as I would love for Stuy to stop playing Clusterball. @ 8:38:19 PM By Alli Coe I ate so much Wendys on Thursday I just cannot bear to eat any tonight. So so sad, I used to love Wendys so. @ 8:48:31 PM By Alli Coe I walked under a ladder today...and then hit my head twice on a hanging lamp. @ 9:09:26 PM By Alli Coe
I was being chased by a girl once, few years older than me. I was wearing my fave black garfield hat, it was a few years ago. I ran across this girls front yard, a girl I liked. Big tree, had plants hanging off. I temporily went blind, and I ran into a huge hanging metal planter. It was big. It was metal. I fell backwards instantly, my hat when flying, I blacked out for about three seconds. It was fun. @ 9:15:31 PM By Stuy Parker
Stuy, I have one thing to say to you: It is your park, friend. And you have your whole life to walk through it. I encourage you all to take those words of advice to heart as well. @ 9:15:52 PM By Alli Coe The sprinklers just came on. (The goddamn sprinklers, man! Fucking pigs!) @ 9:21:51 PM By Stuy Parker
Fucking sprinklers... Jerwin loves me more than Stuy. Okay, maybe not, but he does love my breasts and my cool pants. That has to count for something. @ 9:28:54 PM By Alli Coe I adore her boobs, too, Jury. Wait! No, she doesn't have boobs, she has tits, man! Boobs refer to sacks of fat hanging off the chest of overweight individuals who have egos that appear to have no backing what so ever. Er, where the fuck did that come from? Ah, t'well. @ 9:30:02 PM By Stuy Parker You aren't the only ones who love and adore my "happy breasts" (as someone says), but thank you darlings. @ 9:37:20 PM By Alli Coe BLLO!P BLOOOPO! BLAH BLAAOP! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT yeeeah. @ 9:38:23 PM By Stuy Parker Yes, but Leila isn't brittish. How will we help her with her desperate problem?! But that's the last of the potshots we will take. For once, the Blogger beta test thing comes in handy! @ 9:45:44 PM By Stuy Parker Hm...I got an award for my diary, and let me tell you it is lovely! @ 9:51:37 PM By Alli Coe I've been having a love affair with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches lately. If loving a sandwich is wrong, I don't want to be right. (Nothing is more fun than saying random cheesy shit.) @ 10:22:37 PM By Alli Coe Can you ever hear this song too much? I think not. It is on permanent repeat. @ 10:31:47 PM By Alli Coe Friday, July 21, 2000 Hello. @ 11:40:19 PM By Stuy Parker Ahh, its nice to be back. Nice, uh, design, Stuy dear. @ 11:45:49 PM By Alli Coe I second Stuy's remarks at the bottom of the page (whatever they may mean). It is now time to eat some hostess cupcakes and go to bed. @ 11:57:47 PM By Alli Coe Thursday, July 20, 2000
EYEHATEUBER I had to say that because we got a link in Uber and I just had to be alternative and bite my nose off to spite my face. Killer. Howdy Uber readers. I'm Stuyvesant. When you sold your soul to the devil, you sold it to me. Thank you. @ 12:05:06 AM By Stuy Parker And Stuy wonders what I mean when I say that he is evil... @ 12:06:21 AM By Alli Coe Never forget who's early morning comments got you that link either.... @ 12:07:22 AM By Dayna I don't really hate Uber, I just act like I hate Uber and Ben Brown because it keeps anyone from suspecting mine and Ben's secret love afair that Never Actually Happened (tm). You heard it here first, folks. @ 12:08:52 AM By Stuy Parker Who would have thought sprinklers could do so much. I am living on the edge - I'm writing a reader response log without doing the reading. Oh yeah, I'm cool, you wish you could get away with shit like that. Or not...its late and I just finished a paper, I don't make any sense. @ 12:10:59 AM By Alli Coe I do that too...the response log thing...I have 3 books to read over the summer...thank god for sparknotes @ 12:16:43 AM By Dayna
Alli7wb: love affair with ben? @ 12:17:19 AM By Alli Coe Ah! You bitch! How could you! I thought I could trust you! *runs away with tears streaming down his cheeks. a lot like sprinklers* @ 12:19:26 AM By Stuy Parker Sex... Is like... A gun... You aim... You shoot... (Ah ha!)... You run! (Aerosmith, forever! Well, not forever, because Get A Grip was their last album, but you know, uh. No, you don't. Nevermind.) @ 12:31:08 AM By Stuy Parker *hugs teddy bear named Phred* you just CANNOT bite off my sprinkler posts dear....they really come on every morning at like 1am... @ 12:31:35 AM By Dayna Its my fault. I just had to reveal the story behind the love affair (for reasons I won't tell you, or Stuy for that matter because he'll just post it on here to get back at me and ruin everything). @ 12:44:33 AM By Alli Coe Stuy is a dipshit sometimes....*waits for the sprinklers* @ 12:51:38 AM By Dayna Have I said how much I love my leather pants lately? @ 12:56:56 AM By Alli Coe Yes dear you have..many times @ 1:05:56 AM By Dayna No one to talk to..going to bed...but be assured that the sprinklers will be on shortly. I promise. @ 1:07:18 AM By Dayna Ahh, okay, just checking. Stuy and Julia have both gone to bed and I am still awake and online. Something is horribly wrong with this picture. Alas, it is time for me to turn off Mazzy Star and get my 5 hours of sleep. @ 1:09:08 AM By Alli Coe Just so you know, stale CornPops are difficult to eat. @ 7:30:10 AM By Alli Coe Good morning. Not much else to say. Go play Clusterball for the next four hours, it's great stuff. Really. @ 9:36:59 AM By Stuy Parker I think dear Freddie died. It's odd, no mean condescending posts in, uhm, six days. I think the blog community just might grow some confidence in his absence. And we all know how horrid that would be! @ 9:42:07 AM By Stuy Parker Oooh, I'm blogging from school. How very exciting. I'm disappointed we don't have much linky love this morning. Love us, link to us, damnit! @ 9:52:24 AM By Alli Coe Good morning all :) I'm on my way out...last nite at like 1:30 i got up and got online and no one was online except there was abig black creepy spider that like ran across my desk....scared me right back to bed...*looks around desk* @ 11:19:17 AM By Dayna Uber isnt the hit machine generator like Ariel thought. Hahah. Oh well, whatever, nevermind. @ 3:44:29 PM By Stuy Parker Britney Spears makes me sick. @ 4:01:02 PM By Stuy Parker I'm home from the mall. I got lots of new goodies, i'm not posting pics because people love me anyways @ 4:32:45 PM By Dayna Why would you walk to Nsync? Especially if yor daddies were behind you in a car....? @ 5:06:58 PM By Dayna The goodies I gathered today: 1 pair LEI hip hugger jeans, black tanktop with rhinestones on it, white tanktop, black sweater, maroon print skirt, pink notebook, pink fuzzy hair ties, pink gel pen (to go with the noteboook), pink sailor moon wallet and a leopard print lunchbox that doubles as my new purse. DAMN I love having money. @ 6:22:02 PM By Dayna
Me: i see @ 7:21:25 PM By Dayna I will gut you like a fish. @ 7:23:49 PM By Stuy Parker Someone's a little bitter @ 7:47:11 PM By Dayna so im a heartless bitch? fuck you too brad. just fuck you. @ 10:45:30 PM By Dayna Wednesday, July 19, 2000 I hate when people are oblivious to the fact that you care. @ 12:14:11 AM By Dayna What is the point of Coyote Ugly? @ 12:40:01 AM By Dayna @ 12:46:59 AM By Dayna the sprinklers just came on...i'm going to bed now. @ 1:05:39 AM By Dayna
Ahh, God! I'm on fire! Damn you, and your suggestions! Arrrgh! Ahh! Fire! = Hot! = Bad! Slartibartfast! Oh!--Good morning, everyone. @ 9:52:11 AM By Stuy Parker *blinks* I guess Stuy burnt to death... @ 11:45:59 AM By Dayna Hey! All of you...I am guestblogging at Sugarhigh so go over there....uhm yeah. See Stuy, I can be popular too @ 11:53:27 AM By Dayna Media Player 7 is out, go download it, now. Yum yum. @ 12:56:01 PM By Stuy Parker *throws sharp objects* damn me for being such a stupid wimp...it's not SOOOO hard to remind a guy that less then 24 hours ago he was cornering you in the jacuzzi...as he walks down to his house.....NO ITS NOT @ 1:12:52 PM By Dayna I love my new leather pants. Watch my webcam for pictures. @ 1:38:56 PM By Alli Coe You're winning anyways... @ 2:18:42 PM By Dayna I seem to travel in the same circles. Anyway, time since I've eaten last: nearly twenty-two hours. Hmm. @ 3:44:13 PM By Stuy Parker In my effort to swallow the internet whole, between my guestblogging for everyone and her sister, I've offered numb trust based hosting (which is something that Delete and the AlliCam have, and I don't know whether you were meant to have the "Delete" link yet so I ask that you don't click it, or I'll have to cut off your pointer, like in Aladdin or something.)... Uh, shit, where was I? Oh yes, lets see what they say. @ 3:56:29 PM By Stuy Parker Notice my ability to use bullshit to inflate a post to about five times it's natural, un-bullshit-infected, size? I am just amazing at that. @ 3:58:51 PM By Stuy Parker Hi! I cut my hair today :) It's like almost an inch above my shoulder....if I had a webcam i'd take pics, but I don't so you're screwed... @ 4:10:07 PM By Dayna I did the 24 Facts thing. I hope you enjoy. @ 5:04:02 PM By Stuy Parker Tequlia tastes like shit. Zima is yummy I think you have it the wrong way dearest @ 5:08:14 PM By Dayna Notice how I am so clever that I already replied to that with "Yeah, well, fuck you, too." So no need to say that in the first place! Ah Ha! @ 5:12:04 PM By Stuy Parker Yes I noticed how you so cleverly replied with the "Yeah well fuck you too". So go ahead...fuck me too (or something) but you still have it the wrong way @ 5:29:51 PM By Dayna I keep starting new designs in photoshop but I can never follow through. I am stuck. @ 6:12:55 PM By Stuy Parker I have 5,165 Kibu Points. No..there is no point to this post so stop looking for one @ 7:13:06 PM By Dayna I'm glad that Chris supports all us EB girls....but we can tell who his favorite is...even though I leave him rad voicemails....*cries* @ 7:16:44 PM By Dayna I think that this is a damn good idea...Stuy, you should go see about getting EB up there. Haha. @ 7:55:43 PM By Dayna
FuSoYa X: whoa... I'm seriously beginning to hate him (Matt Sharp), augh, fucking retard has no brains. @ 8:00:19 PM By Stuy Parker I should go swimming, it would be refreshing....I'm going to. Finally, I can decide on something @ 8:07:28 PM By Dayna
Do you like amazingly simple, but highly addictive gameplay? Check out Clusterball, it's amazing. You fly around high speed and collect balls, and then you turn them in for points, and you try to steal other people's balls and... Well, it's amazing, the graphics engine is great and it's very low lag and... It's just motherfucking great. It gets the ElectricBiscuit Seal of Approval. Yum Yum! Clusterball is for the greats. @ 11:21:39 PM By Stuy Parker Damn the MLA. You would think their website would allow you to find out how to cite things (such as a sacred book like I need to know) in MLA form. No, no, no. You have to buy the book on how to use MLA form. I think the MLA is some sort of conspiracy to drive college students insane by making them worry about how many spaces they put after a coma and whatnot. @ 11:41:17 PM By Alli Coe 1 space after a comma, 2 after a period. @ 11:52:41 PM By Dayna Meeoowwrrr. Hiss, hiss. Meeowr. @ 11:55:53 PM By Stuy Parker Tuesday, July 18, 2000 I'm home! I had so much fun last nite...no sleep, 3 pots of coffee and a 3mile run at 6am. Oh yea, i'm in shape @ 8:57:24 AM By Dayna *blinks slowly* oh dear i'm getting very tired...maybe..just maybe I should go jogging again. Maybe not. My legs hurt @ 9:24:46 AM By Dayna My neighbors simply don't appreciate loud techno @ 9:36:00 AM By Dayna You people are stupid. @ 9:43:30 AM By Stuy Parker I love you! I didn't call you shitfaces, I was talking to everyone else here. Geez. I love you! And your yellow, too! It's nifty. Those pictures still scare the crap out of me, though. No offence. @ 9:47:55 AM By Stuy Parker What the heck did they say? I really, really, can't read that. I'd like to know what they say about magnolia, too, because that's a great movie. @ 9:51:11 AM By Stuy Parker
Julie: *scratches leg* i still have that damn itch...it came back when i went running @ 9:59:47 AM By Stuy Parker Oh dear....Brian Setzer Orchestra has taken the best swing song in the world and just fucked it up....you JUST CANNOT and I emphasize the CANNOT take "In the mood" by Glenn Miller and put lyrics to it...you just cannot. And the video that goes with it is just horrid....*shoots tv* @ 10:08:18 AM By Dayna Oh and it's not cancer....pssh @ 10:13:23 AM By Dayna "She's the one for me, she's all I really need, oh yeah" @ 1:34:06 PM By Stuy Parker :P Oh I know I am dear....heh @ 2:16:04 PM By Dayna I tried to translate this page to see what they said about eb, but the translation ended up really strange and made my head hurt. Whoever runs the page should email one of us and teach us how to speak Icelandic or whatever the language is. @ 2:23:05 PM By Alli Coe I haven't liked Mariah Carey since the "Honey" single came out....It makes me warm and fuzzy to know that her latelest single flopped...and doesnt she look like shit in that pic? @ 2:28:43 PM By Dayna I'm having my usual milk and Oreos and reading NotMilk.com. Suddenly my milk doesn't seem quite so appetizing. @ 2:53:25 PM By Alli Coe Danielle is a good story... I am seriously digging the "At An Angle" section at Intertext. It's all very nicely written in a prose that seems very neutral, but beautiful and vivid at the same time. It's really quite intriguing. @ 3:03:49 PM By Stuy Parker My friend just sent me this "Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of thepenis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?" @ 3:15:35 PM By Dayna I'm not giving up dairy products yet, I won't be drinking diet sodas or using equal again - Aspertame is some deadly shit. @ 3:17:11 PM By Alli Coe I'm not giving up dairy products yet, I won't be drinking diet sodas or using equal again - Aspertame is some deadly shit. @ 3:17:12 PM By Alli Coe
Me: "The casein content of cow's milk is 300% more than is contained in mother's milk. Casein is a milk by-product used as one of the most tenacious glues for gluing wood together." @ 3:30:48 PM By Dayna I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob." @ 3:42:55 PM By Dayna If I were a dog...that's not the kind i'd want to be @ 3:49:20 PM By Dayna Fast times at ridgemont high is an awesome movie...it was filmed at Clairemont High School, its like 5 minutes from my house. Hehe. @ 4:23:14 PM By Dayna What I've eaten in the last, oh, eight hours: A fudgecicle. That's all. @ 4:45:43 PM By Stuy Parker A fudgesicle sounds really good right now becuase its SO DAMN HOT. And it could be used for kinky sex on a a hot day @ 5:50:00 PM By Dayna
This new BlogThis! thing isnt as cool as it should be. I want the old BlogThis! Applets back, much quicker, and I like having it on a Right+Click menu, much easier to access, keeps screen real estate up. mm..sex..fudge... mmm... @ 6:07:34 PM By Stuy Parker *teases Stuy with a popsicle* @ 6:08:41 PM By Dayna I got a 116 on the sleaze test. I'm sleazy. That's one of those words that sounds funny when you say it over and over and over and over and ov..*zones out* @ 6:26:38 PM By Dayna I just fell in love with Kindred Spirits. This site is beautiful and her writing is so truthful. I love it. @ 6:47:19 PM By Dayna
I like Kindred Spirits, too. Between the name, and then the opening bit, that says: "I have a dead twin sister, a missing alcoholic father and a bestfriend who's gotten herself pregnant. But you'd never know that looking at my Birkenstock shoes and made-up face." It makes the site seem like it's really deep and personal and other things... But I love how her email address happens to be at 1NsyncFan.com... Don't you? It does wonders for her credibility. *grins evily* @ 6:58:20 PM By Stuy Parker Back to the Sleaze test...I was talking to Kevin and he reminded me of this joke I had with my friend Jason....we took the test before and we were like "eyeball licking?" and he looked at me and pulled his eyelid up and his lower eyelid down and leans up in my face and goes "i need the points, LICK IT" and then after that he'd always go "Do you wanna lick my eyeball?" @ 7:06:53 PM By Dayna Let's see how long this lasts *crosses fingers* @ 7:17:01 PM By Dayna
EYEHATEMATH The next EB design is going to be one of the following: 1.) Pretty, based on Smashing Pumpkins lyrics, 2.) Evil, with "EYEHATEGOD" printed across the top in big black letters. 3.) Lazy and Soul Coughing lyric based. 4.) Sloppily hand draw, experimental, but cool. I think I might just do no. 4 if I can't get any of the others right. EYEHATEGOD would cause much controverscy and would probably start a scandal. Also, EYEHATEGOD is the name of some indie band, and I wouldn't want to be accused of ripping them off. @ 9:05:32 PM By Stuy Parker "I know you Lord are a jealous Lord" @ 9:09:38 PM By Stuy Parker I'm beating Sara in the Poll... She must feel like shit. But she should because she said she'd be online tonight... And guess what, she isn't! I've been "stood up" by her so many times, it's not even funny. Sigh. @ 9:12:37 PM By Stuy Parker New name, courtasy of Harsh. Thanks man, I love the signs. @ 9:16:34 PM By Stuy Parker Julia and I are currently tied. I got sexy new black leather pants today - I'll post pictures tomorrow. @ 9:20:21 PM By Alli Coe Moo! (Lust for life! Lust for life!) @ 9:28:01 PM By Stuy Parker
I'm site of the moment (?) at WABAM! Woohoo! I wish that meant more to me, but it doesn't! No offence! Hehehehehehehe. I'm in a real "Stuy Attack Mode: Now!" kind of mood. Oh, and public apology to fry, because if I didn't die first, I woulda kept the project moving probably... But I didn't feel so motivated for it because I was unhappy with the design I made... Sad. Oh well... No! it's Smashing Pumpkins, dickhead! No, I don't mean that, but still, damn dude... Ricky Martin?! What are you on? (Default Following Line: And Can I Have Some?) @ 9:41:25 PM By Stuy Parker Well....I got a new thong and I'll post pics tomorrow :D @ 10:23:41 PM By Dayna I want my damn suprise from WABAM and besides....EB is the site of the moment which means I should get a suprise anyways even though EB isn't my domain... @ 10:38:49 PM By Dayna I'm never going to win this poll *leaves and cries with Ana* @ 11:58:56 PM By Dayna Monday, July 17, 2000 sprinklers are on @ 1:05:25 AM By Dayna sprinklers are off @ 1:30:21 AM By Dayna Good morning..where is everyone? Ah, yes, sleeping. I wish I could be sleeping right now, but alas, summer school awaits. @ 6:43:54 AM By Alli Coe Yeah, same here, good morning, and goodbye. @ 9:27:17 AM By Stuy Parker Powerman 5000 sounds like crap when you're listening to it from across the hall in another room. Oh well. "Nobody's real but they're willing to let you know..." @ 9:36:14 AM By Stuy Parker I got my Yellow Submarine Zippo, finally! Rock on! Woohoo! Here I come to set things on fire! *jumps around like a bitch* Time for school. Bwahahahaha. @ 9:57:45 AM By Stuy Parker Good morning everyone! Once again, better late then never @ 11:19:53 AM By Dayna When EB looks like this it seems to be much more Stuy"ish". Especially the "kill those sucka's" part... @ 11:39:40 AM By Dayna Ok everyone, since I've gotten a few complaints about the shitty quality of my current voicemail I got a new one...1-888-561-3102 x 1276 so just call me now :) @ 12:09:17 PM By Dayna
I came across this @ 1:17:31 PM By Dayna I feel so hated... you people don't like me! I'm losing! Well, I'm in third... but if I was losing to Stuy... *shudders* that'd just be scary... really really scary. @ 1:19:01 PM By Ana Cohen Hey Stuy, come here, do you want a banana? @ 1:29:54 PM By Dayna Yet another person that shouldn't be allowed to have free webspace @ 1:56:59 PM By Dayna You people are cruel. @ 2:02:06 PM By Stuy Parker That's what you get for posting that poll.. @ 2:05:01 PM By Dayna Someone blog something...please. I need something to read before I go completely insane of BOREDOM @ 2:54:59 PM By Dayna Effervescent Stuyvesant has a new design. Woo, woo. Uhm, that's all, enjoy. @ 4:20:06 PM By Stuy Parker I haven't mentioned Snapdragon, or you, in quite a while so I don't know what your problem is, but get over it. And, I'm not the only guy, just the only one that posts... And, sure, it's a little hard... But only in the good ways. *wink wink nudge nudge* @ 4:59:27 PM By Stuy Parker *blinks at Stuy* I just got home...did everyone miss me? Even if you didn't say yes...I just got my nails done..I am happy and I am supposedly going to Holly's tonite *dances* @ 5:21:23 PM By Dayna If I was to have 1.27 million dollars I would not spend it on a baseball card...that's the last thing I'd spend it on...I'd go buy lots of clothes. God I'm materialistic @ 5:58:14 PM By Dayna The most complex eb designs take only about four hours... two hours is great for easy stuff... This design? Took me twenty mintues. Think about that, Sprink... *grins* @ 6:00:17 PM By Stuy Parker Has anyone else noticed how orgasmic it can feel to scratch a really bad itch? *looks around* No? Ok...nevermind. *keeps scratching leg* @ 6:01:43 PM By Dayna Oh dear, I so agree with Ashley...when I was a kid I wore some of the most horrid shit...now the little runts I baby sit wear shit cuter than me... @ 6:11:25 PM By Dayna I know Will's little secret....he better start being nice to me or i'll post it here @ 6:36:30 PM By Dayna Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people? And then I think: No people or factories? Then who made this car? And this highway? And I get so confused I have to stick my head out the window into the driving rain---unless there's lightning, because I could get struck on the head by a bolt. @ 7:00:46 PM By Dayna Canadian: It isn't just a nationality anymore, It's a state of mind! @ 7:14:44 PM By Stuy Parker
Shan: i had a dream last night that i was pregnant and i got my ass kicked by my husband and it killed the baby, and i woke up with scratches all over my tummy and blood all over my nails @ 7:21:41 PM By Stuy Parker
@ 7:21:54 PM By Dayna I think my computer is plotting against me. While trying to get online it would pretend it was dialing the correct phone number but call random peoples' houses and pagers. People who got very angry and kept trying to *69 back. It was also dialing really slow, sort of sounding like a talking doll you've thrown against the wall a few times too many. @ 9:07:00 PM By Alli Coe New EffStuy entry, just incase any of you care to read EffStuy at all. @ 9:17:13 PM By Stuy Parker
I'm watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. This is a great movie. You should love it. If you don't... Well... Resistance is futile. "Jesus, did you see what God just did to us, man?" "God didn't do that, you did it! You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it!" @ 9:32:07 PM By Stuy Parker Sunday, July 16, 2000 My friend wants to make me into a human smore....hrm. @ 12:01:23 AM By Dayna I'm as white as a marshmallow so I could easily make half of that smore... I'm not too keen on chocolate though. @ 12:50:23 AM By Stuy Parker
They say: Don't shoot up the starlight. They say: Don't dice with the dead voys. They say: It's bad for you. They say: Don't walk on the night side. They say: Don't question taboo. I say: Don't blind me with mirrors. And don't say: It's bad for you. He says: Don't shrink my penis. She says: Don't make me dry. He says: Can't live wihtout you. She says: I'm bad for you. (Yes!) [love and rockets] @ 1:00:08 AM By Stuy Parker Hrmmn....I read that and forgot what I was going to say. OH! I remember...the sprinklers came on. @ 1:20:43 AM By Dayna
Now I have How can I help you.. stuck in my head. It's on my Holly's pager and I just paged her and it's a sad song...a sad country song at that. Dammit. @ 11:27:17 AM By Dayna Dinette answers the inevitable question: "What's your guy snagging style?" @ 12:01:13 PM By Stuy Parker
I am moved, but I wont let it go to my head. Also, Dlevy seems to still be alive. How the hell one can survive in LA, I don't know, it's a hell hole. LA is not what it's cracked up to be people. In other words: California Sucks. Stay away. Hahah, Yeah, who the hell would be named Charo! Hahahha, that's hilarious, fry! Man, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. @ 12:23:08 PM By Stuy Parker LA is like not nice. Neither is San Diego...Palm Springs is nice...must move soon @ 12:27:42 PM By Dayna If you sit and watch the amazing Snarg.net long enough, you'll freak out, hit the floor, and go into seizures and forget who you are for about five mintues. No, really, it's rather cool. Click. I dare you. @ 12:31:10 PM By Stuy Parker That site scares the shit out of me. @ 12:43:26 PM By Dayna
I've always been one to want to adhere to the recommendation and keep my HTML working in Netscape, but lately I've been lacking off and in general "Fuck Netscape" is printed across my forehead in a size 12 Silk Screen... But you know, shut the fuck up... Gee, let's lag behind, let's keep using the same recommendation for the rest of our lives, let's not move forward, let's sit on our hands because we can't bare to leave other slow people/companies behind. WaSP was cool when the recommendations were new and exciting, now we need to move forward and if you can't stand to think that Microsoft is pushing us forward because they're a "big evil corperate company" then it's your own arrogance and ignorance burying you under everyone else. If Netscape was doing these things, you'd probably stand on your chair and thank the heavens with arms high and palms up, right? Yeah, right. The truth is Netscape is a dying shell of its former self, and Microsoft is actually innovating and moving forward, people just can't seem to understand that, or simply wont understand it. Whatever. Now, I need to download IE5.5 because I'm pissed off. Growl. @ 12:53:51 PM By Stuy Parker
I so do not hate you Stuy. You make me all wet and sticky, how could I hate someone who makes me wet and sticky? *grins* Gosh, I'm so vulgar. Such a silly girl... @ 1:18:22 PM By Ana Cohen Uh, well, uh. Hi everyone! @ 1:21:30 PM By Stuy Parker
Wow see... you're so good at it. Even THAT made me wet... say "hi" again.... please? Wow, am I coming off desperate or WHAT? @ 1:24:01 PM By Ana Cohen *blinks* @ 1:25:25 PM By Dayna Gah! Stop it! You're even turning me on! Just imagine what you're doing to all of our prepubesant readers! Poor fellows are getting blue balls in the afternoon, jeez! @ 1:26:43 PM By Stuy Parker *blinks* @ 1:29:10 PM By Dayna
Oh! right... sorry... *tugs her skirt down*... JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!! ...really @ 1:29:38 PM By Ana Cohen No! Er... I mean, in private it can stay up all you want, just not around this people, ok? Thanks. *blinks* @ 1:33:01 PM By Stuy Parker
Oh... right... so... we have prepubesant readers? What can I talk about that won't scare them... maybe the concert tickets that I bought... Then again, maybe not. @ 1:34:47 PM By Ana Cohen Thank god I'm just watching tv... @ 1:36:08 PM By Dayna I think maybe my other topic was more reader-friendly.... @ 1:37:01 PM By Ana Cohen
Hello... this is Mary, I am a human with soft skin... Oh yeah... rock on... @ 1:43:15 PM By Ana Cohen Is anyone else interested in Wang Hangers? @ 2:35:57 PM By Dayna IE5.5 isn't much different, as it should... Feels the same, looks the same, same great taste. Stuff like that. @ 3:19:58 PM By Stuy Parker New Dead Dreamer issue. He's being rather dark lately. Sad. @ 3:24:55 PM By Stuy Parker IE5.5 Error One: Seems like it likes to keep a right margin. Okay, time to fix this fucker. Goddamnit. @ 3:29:04 PM By Stuy Parker I don't like that new dead dreamer one..I didn't like the one before it. I like the one with the fetish nun..heh @ 3:40:45 PM By Dayna Someone bring these to America! @ 4:21:56 PM By Dayna Fixed the IE5.5 error, that was really easy. Oh well. Love. @ 4:54:37 PM By Stuy Parker This makes so much sense it is scary. @ 5:01:10 PM By Alli Coe New poll... I hope you all enjoy this one, heh heh. I voted for Sara, just so the jealousy here and erupt in a big burst of white heat. Also, uhm, she's the dirtiest one here, so who can't vote for her? @ 5:24:12 PM By Stuy Parker I'm #1 on Power Bloggers and didn't even know it! Today's been a really slow day, and it's very easy to get number one on a sunday, so, not like it means anything to me. @ 5:26:28 PM By Stuy Parker I think Stuy underestimates Julia and I. Also, I think Stuy's intent is for this poll to cause a major fight between the three of us that ends in fulfilling some sort of lesbian fantasy of his. @ 5:33:16 PM By Alli Coe How'd you know?! My evil plans... Foiled again! Damn you, Ariel Welsh, damn you and your infernal circus monkeys! @ 5:42:39 PM By Stuy Parker Am I the only person who flushes my used toilet paper? Who in the world throws their shitty (literally!) toilet paper into the waste basket? Waste baskets are for used q-tips, tissues, dixie cups, pubic hair trimmings, and broken teeth! Duh. @ 5:50:54 PM By Stuy Parker
Nothing escapes me (or my infernal circus monkeys), Stuy, nothing! Oh, and pubic hair trimmings are also to be flushed. @ 6:03:06 PM By Alli Coe
I just got home, I have to go look at the damn poll *goes* hmmn..*blinks* @ 6:05:29 PM By Dayna
Lemme see here... How can I somehow integrate getting everyone to vote for me, with my not-so-evil plan of World Domination... Oh I know! I'll offer to sleep with everyone who votes for me! *evil cackle* Now I'll win the poll AND dominate the world! I'm so evil it's cute. @ 6:06:00 PM By Ana Cohen
How can I win? *thinks* I have it!!!! For everyone that votes for me I will let you watch (and participate in) lesbian sex with me and a female of your choice (as long as I aprove of her)... Yeah... *laughs at Ana* beat that! @ 6:13:04 PM By Dayna If the lesbian thing doesn't work out, Stuy is hoping we get our friends to vote for us which would in turn mean mad hits for EB. Sneaky little thing, isn't he? @ 6:13:27 PM By Alli Coe
Oh... Crud... No fair Julia! I GOT IT!!! If you vote for *ME* I'll lower taxes, lower gas prices, raise money for our schools and families, support the death penalty, and let you videotape me in a foursome with the people of your choice... Oh yeah... *dances around* I'm good... Go me.. It's my birthday... Yeah. @ 6:15:54 PM By Ana Cohen Why do I feel like I'm running for prom queen? Hmm, no, more like prom queen/president. Yeah, oh and does the winner get a prize? @ 6:17:26 PM By Alli Coe Oh dear that is a good point....but we're just telling our friends to vote, its not like "Go read it all and then vote" its "GO! VOTE!" So it's just like 1 or 2 days of massive hits. Backfired plan number 2 @ 6:17:34 PM By Dayna
Oh! And I will ELIMINATE gas prices, school and family...wait..that doesn't work...I will eliminate gas prices, make school free for all, support the death penalty (only if you do) and I will let you videotape a FIVEsome with me and 4 people of your choice. HAHAHAHA! I was never prom queen @ 6:19:32 PM By Dayna I give the winner, uh, head? And we alll know how much Ariel loves that! Ha ha... Err, well, okay, maybe I know, but now everyone else does, so there goes that idea. @ 6:22:23 PM By Stuy Parker
God DAMNIT! Fine... Screw you guys... I'm going home... *pouts* @ 6:22:26 PM By Ana Cohen *runs after Ana and pounces on her* Nooooooo! Come baaack! @ 6:23:18 PM By Dayna
And what will you give us losers Stuy... *hikes up her skirt a little* *grins* I'm such a flirt. @ 6:24:03 PM By Ana Cohen Ouch... *falls over* @ 6:24:50 PM By Ana Cohen Ooooh, nice prize, darling. One question though - how good are you at it? Had much practice? Don't worry, I can teach you a few things, you seem like an apt student. @ 6:26:02 PM By Alli Coe
Hrmm..... @ 6:29:13 PM By Dayna Julia makes a funny Jesus: "For everyone that votes for me I shall let thee watch (and participate in) whale fornication with me and a female of thine choice." @ 6:33:09 PM By Stuy Parker Change the words and we're still dirty. Oh and girls, with me winning Stuy's prize and teaching him we'll all be winners in the end (because you know he wants us all). @ 6:34:05 PM By Alli Coe
There was a post a long time ago about him saying that the 3 of us blogged here because he wanted us all. @ 6:37:15 PM By Dayna Oh oh! And the losers get whatever they want... Course, technically the winner does too... Ahh, hell, I'll go with what Ariel said... Yes, you're all winners, because I want you all, so no worries. @ 6:37:27 PM By Stuy Parker
Yes but you want me most right? *grins* I'm such an egotistical bitch it's a wonder I haven't been shot or beat into a bloody pulp... of course even as a bloody pulp I'd be so cute you'd wanna (if you were into that sort of thing) do me. Right, well, shutting up now. *sits on her hands* @ 6:41:11 PM By Ana Cohen
On a scale of 1 to 10... I'm sooo drunk ha. ha. gotta love it @ 6:46:04 PM By Ana Cohen night all.. have wet dreams and don't forget to vote for me! *grins* @ 6:55:16 PM By Ana Cohen *distributes goldfish crackers* vote for me @ 7:19:54 PM By Dayna No dammit! Bad Gabe @ 7:33:38 PM By Dayna Testing... One... Two... Three... Working, yet? @ 7:38:49 PM By Stuy Parker Stop with the goddamn Penny Arcade! NO MORE! If I see Penny Arcade on EB again I will remove teeth from mouths! @ 7:40:49 PM By Stuy Parker I'll hack off your head and feed it to hell's fishes Never said anything about it being my teeth and my mouth *runs away with hands over mouth* @ 8:05:53 PM By Dayna I left to write my speech and conversate with company expecting to come back to a lot more posts than this. Also, I think I should win based solely on the fact that I'm wearing a black velvet thong right now. That means you need to go vote for me. Yes. Go. Right now. @ 9:05:04 PM By Alli Coe You're already ahead dammit, shut the hell up. (I'm not wearing any under wear so vote for me...i'll take pics) @ 9:12:17 PM By Dayna Blair Witch is on Showtime...makes me think of Stuy, aaaaawww @ 10:14:10 PM By Dayna I feel so loved! Bling has become one of my daily reads, which means you should all read it too. @ 10:19:41 PM By Alli Coe When Stuy's Diary is Jesusfied I almost fell out of my chair laughing. @ 10:45:55 PM By Dayna "I'm sitting here, listening to John Lennon's "Mother" and munching upon Chun King Chow Mein Noodles, whilst sucking unto a pepsi." Does anyone else see anything ODD about that excerpt? @ 10:48:17 PM By Dayna
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