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Saturday, July 08, 2000
Never before have I felt so decadent, as when I am a virtual drug dealer. Wow, I feel so rich, I made a virtual 500 billion dollars selling virtual drugs to virtual boys and girls, at least I know I'm good at it. Maybe that's what I'll be when I grow up. @ 8:06:39 AM By Ana Cohen Good day sunshine. @ 10:15:13 AM By Stuy Parker Good Afternoon. I am awake. By sleeping this late my ideal plans canceled themseselves. Thats why you should never ever ever sleep until 1 in the afternoon @ 1:10:50 PM By Dayna "Now... Not tomorrow... Yesterday... Not tomorrow... It happens today, the damage today, they fall on today, they beat on the outside, and I'll stand by you Now. Not tomorrow, it's happening now, not tomorrow..." @ 2:54:53 PM By Stuy Parker Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! @ 2:56:38 PM By Dayna "This reminds me of the time I got fucked around with by that redhead bitch Arren" That actually has nothing to do with the diary entry, but I use it in the entry, and it sounds interesting, so I figure it'll get people to read it. Thank you, Thank you. @ 3:24:04 PM By Stuy Parker Sugar samwhiches are bad for your teeth would be a great title. Maybe I'll rename EB to that. Hmm. As for smoking more than pot... if I was Bill Clinton's daughter I would be smoking paint thiner and shoe polish. Yum! @ 3:37:32 PM By Stuy Parker
Hey! Do you have something to say? Are you remotely well known and can't possibly say anything on your own website for fear someone will read it and get pissed off? Be an anonymous guest writer for "Superficial Jesus Pose" and write short essays/articles about whatever is on your chest, and don't worry about people barking down your throat... Just Email Stuy (Me) and tell him you want to anonymously (Or not! You don't have to be anonymous, if you like) write... Please have a sample of your work, and make sure your articles are like current SJP articles (Shortish, funnny, angry, very short, just similar) Thank you for your time! @ 4:28:58 PM By Stuy Parker
My first chat with the AliceBot, thank you Natalie. Me: Do you like cheese? I hope that wasted a lot of your free time. @ 6:37:59 PM By Stuy Parker
Me: What are you on? @ 6:40:53 PM By Stuy Parker
Me: Will you go out with me @ 6:46:59 PM By Stuy Parker
HAHAHAHAHA I love my friends @ 7:29:10 PM By Dayna "You called my strong, you called my weak,but still your secrets I will keep You took for granted all the times I never let you down. You stumbled in and bumped your head, if not for me then you would be dead. I picked you up and put you back on solid ground" If you haven't dowloaded Kryptonite yet....YOU SUCK. @ 7:39:39 PM By Dayna Stop talking about me and then posting it discreetly to EB. That isn't fair. @ 7:53:33 PM By Stuy Parker What in the world makes you think I'm talking about you?? Because let me tell you I wasn't. I was just commenting how my friends agree with me about people they don't even know. And I don't talk behind your back dearest... @ 7:59:22 PM By Dayna Valuable advice for everyone when they're stoned or drunk..."Remember, if you feel like you're going to pass out, always fall forward! Falling backward means risking the possibility of choking on your own puke." @ 8:01:11 PM By Dayna "Everyone's a democrat until they get some money, then they come to their senses" Haha, I love Freaks and Geeks. I wish I watched it when it was actually on seasonal like. @ 9:02:38 PM By Stuy Parker I like the "We love to see you smile" tag line for McDonalds now. Uh, excuse me, no... And then the preview for "Titans" using the, oh, four year old "Six Underground" by Sneaker Pimps... Christ, it's like the car comercial with "Song 2" by Blur in it... Sigh, TV sucks. @ 9:05:38 PM By Stuy Parker Then don't watch it. atomfilms.com hours of fun @ 9:15:44 PM By Dayna You want the coolest, most 3D screensaver you're ever going to get? Go get Helios! It's the most colorful fantastic partical-like fuckin' trippy screensaver you will ever have. It will make people stop and go "What the fuck?" when they pass your monitor. @ 9:28:16 PM By Stuy Parker Friday, July 07, 2000 Good Morning everyone! I am up so early because Holly had to leave, aw well. look! Sunday is supposed to be a day for me to find love *crosses fingers*. Hehe. And go here I like this page a lot @ 8:36:46 AM By Dayna How can they be 14 already? I'm only 16. They look 10 with lots of makeup on. Hahaha. @ 8:54:41 AM By Dayna Mandy Moore looks very pretty in the video for "I wanna be with you" @ 9:49:40 AM By Dayna
Barbelith sent me a really nice email telling me that I shouldn't be so crass between the Meg and Kottke thing, and I agree (Being much to my senses today, and not so much yesterday) so I deleted the evil post in question, just to be a very kind soul... I shall not touch on it any longer! (and if they get married, I wont bring up the Megottke Kottke childrens name either! (Oops!)) It sucks to have to sneeze when you're brushing your teeth, because once you start to sneeze you can't go "Oh shit!" and resist the urge to sneeze (Much like an orgasm!), because it'll hurt... So when you resist the urge to sneeze with a mouth full of tooth paste, you can imagine it's almost like drowning in your own vomit. Then it's even more ironic to finish brushing your teeth, and then going to drink your morning Pepsi. Sigh. @ 9:57:41 AM By Stuy Parker
Yay! I am now in "...and the 'blog' you rode in on" (Publicity! And lots of it!) and they don't piss me off! Hurruh! They also gave linky-love to the blogs I've guested on, which means even more publicity for other people that I dig! Go me! I am the best! *eg* Man, I feel arrogant! @ 10:03:28 AM By Stuy Parker Everyone go dowload Kryptonite by Three Doors Down. It's a good song. Yeah... @ 11:37:20 AM By Dayna In the new Nsync video for "It's gotta be me" theyre like plastic dolls. I think they should stay that way. Because dolls can't sing. @ 11:58:54 AM By Dayna YAY! My friend Amanda is coming into San Diego tonite and she's coming over! This is ultimately cool! @ 12:50:08 PM By Dayna
Not a long title, eh? Maybe you should rename yourself "Pimpin' Iman Facial Products" or something weird and oUt ThErE like that... Hahaha, sorry. I'm strange. ... And in reply to Pseudosanity, I have nothing to say because he's right on all counts, except for the Nazi/Rapist bit, because I believe everyone needs a fair chance to have a voice... The evil lurks in all of us, and can turn us into any of those... We wouldn't want the world to turn our back on us suddenly because we are seen as something evil... People hate me because I can be blunt and cruel, but it doesn't mean I shouldn't have a voice... That's all. @ 12:51:32 PM By Stuy Parker Dude, the Tostitos snack kit's are DEELISH! I love these things... The salsa one is better than the cheese one, but still the cheese is pretty tasty... Man, I love Frito-Lay. @ 12:56:43 PM By Stuy Parker
Freddie: Tom wrote me to take it down because I was really crass about it, which I understand... That's all, so he's not trying to cover it up, I was just over the line, and I agree with him so it's alright. (Meg even emailed me and asked what I wrote! Hehehe!) In other news, someone looking for Bradpit Gay, found me. Then, someone looking for a gif of the pot smoking catapiller found me. Hey buddy, if you want that, you can find it here, and it prints very nicely. Just ask the school librarian who got very angry with me. And god knows how anyone got to EB from this site listing Mixed Fantasy Themes, but I do suppose it is a small world, deary. @ 1:22:48 PM By Stuy Parker
I moved my three hundred dollar cambridge soundworks subwoofer (pimpin' the wears) back to under my desk. My IntelliMouse Explorer (more pimpin') seems to have issues with bouncing due to massive bass from David Bowie... Damnit! Time to change the mousepad to something more coushier. The subwoofer can also act as a hair blow dryer, if you hold it up to about head level. Man can that thing can pump air. Also, I do much perfer the orange orgasm over your standard typical orgasm. I do find the blue orgasm to be quite invigorating though, the sadistic qualities to it and all... Oh, geesh, I digress! (No, I am not rich. I just like to waste large amounts of money.) @ 2:49:02 PM By Stuy Parker customatix.com - shoes designed by you : Uhm, okay. I don't even want to know how much it costs, but it sure is neato looking! [link thanks to glassdog memo] @ 3:14:25 PM By Stuy Parker
I just felt that I had to share @ 3:41:25 PM By Dayna
It's been a long (long) time since I've done a random word search linkylove dealie... So I figure today I could do it... For you who don't remember what this is (or don't have a clue), I Search for a random word, and scroll the links list up/down with my eyes closed, and then just stop and *click*... I link to whatever I link. With hopes it's not a blog I already read often. Without further ado: @ 4:08:31 PM By Stuy Parker Sally Jessy Raphael sends every teenager to boot camp. I feel bad for them. But this episode they're fat whiny bitches. No offense to any fat, whiny bitches either. @ 4:49:17 PM By Dayna "Sit tight in your corner, Don't tell God your plans, It's all deranged, No control..." @ 4:56:27 PM By Stuy Parker For a second you made me think Chelsea Clinton smoked weed, but damnit, she smokes cigarettes... Don't get me excited like that, pimpin' Iman! @ 5:07:43 PM By Stuy Parker New poll... It was spurred by a thought of "I remember when I just read blogs and didn't write one, I never think about people who just read blogs and don't write them anymore... Heck I wonder if any blog-reader-only people exist.." So this is my inquiry to see how many blog reader only people there are! @ 6:23:50 PM By Stuy Parker Now that I think about it. I think it's weird to not blog. Sure gives me something to do :) @ 7:18:48 PM By Dayna go here and play kid napster. it's tons of fun :) i was playing it and i got really mad and started screaming at my computer. you will too! or maybe i'm just psycho @ 7:53:59 PM By Dayna Blogging from Geoff's... My second out of house blogging experience. Nice to see you from this angle. There's hair coming out of your nose. @ 8:38:13 PM By Stuy Parker
This is, uh, very funny. freak15cap:have you ever seen the show @ 8:43:08 PM By Stuy Parker
OK..imagine this profile....with a limegreen background and bright blue comic sans @ 9:00:39 PM By Dayna Uh, well... You know what, you need to shut up, thanks. *eg* EB is not LOGICAL, which means it is Against Internet Excellence. Thank you, thank you. @ 9:37:49 PM By Stuy Parker Everyone who saw the cool blue cloud in the sky tonight raise your hands. And how many people have no idea what the hell I'm talking about? Alright, good, thanks. @ 9:52:41 PM By Alli Coe Brad has a crush on the annoying read head on TRL. heh @ 10:10:14 PM By Dayna
this is going to be my engagement ring. yes. you can go design your own. heh. *sigh* the slut never wins @ 10:53:41 PM By Dayna This Harry Potter book thing is becoming more of an obsession than Pokemon. see! my god...im never going to let my kid get all cultish over this shit. @ 10:59:22 PM By Dayna I thought the blue smudge was a hallucination on my part, but I asked my dad and he went "What? The missle?" and I almost had a heart attack thinking World War III had started and I didn't know because I was at my friends house. I am so serious it's not funny, I almost clenched up. It's because of this infernal machine. @ 11:16:10 PM By Stuy Parker Do you like fucking dogs? Apparently people who search for dog fuckers and then get to ElectricBiscuit do. @ 11:29:46 PM By Stuy Parker Thursday, July 06, 2000 Diana over at numb got the earlier post about radiohead, and named the lyric to be from "Paranoid Android" congratulations... Now I need to start posting to Ramen, which I so gladly did the tables and HTML for... *g* @ 9:50:59 AM By Stuy Parker Gooooooood Morning everyone. It's funny...when you ponder why people call your house at 730am on a WORKDAY looking for your MOTHER. This morning, at 8 when our gardener was mowing the lawn I told him to fuck off and he didn't understand. He's like that I guess. @ 10:00:33 AM By Dayna When Brinkley barks at the vacuum cleaner while I'm straightening up the living room, I always have this vision of vacuuming his butt up along with the rug, because I really can't stand the way he barks. It's so high-pitched and hideous, and when he tries to attack the vacuum, it's the most annoying thing in the world. natalie made me laugh sooooo hard. hahahaha. @ 10:20:17 AM By Dayna woo! i'm going out again today. going outside and doing things helps remind me what a wonderful world it is and how lucky i am to be a part of it. (note that WAS sarcas,..but i AM going out today) @ 12:22:13 PM By Dayna "The screw! ...is a tightening Atrocity... I shake! ...for the reeking flesh Is as romantic as hell..." @ 12:50:43 PM By Stuy Parker Square Pizza? Evil! ... Ah, the joys of Superficial Jesus Pose. @ 1:05:22 PM By Stuy Parker
Homos are left handed! New exciting scientific find! More ways to waste scientific funding! Who the fuck really cares! Not me! Not me! I don't give a shit! I think the rest of the world is with me! Thank you! I take it that means that means a new insult will be to call people "Lefties"! Damn you fucking lefty! I hate you! Grrowl! I'm going to kill all lefties! Hate crimes against lefties! ...sigh. Humanity is so stupid. @ 1:08:33 PM By Stuy Parker
In defense of Power Bloggers: Power Bloggers was probably one of the greatest things to hit the blogger based blogging scene since, uh, well... Sliced bread wouldn't be approperiate here... Well, since blogger came into being.. Power Bloggers actually helps moderate the blogging formula, by keeping people down to blogging once every fifteen mintues... Only to people who care, though... But, still, some people who are new to blogging just blog and blog and blog one after another. These are the people who aspire to Power Bloggers, and thus they note the fifteen mintue interval, and realize that if they only blog once every interval, they will intersperse their content more evenly... This is why Power Bloggers is great, it helps moderate major blog heads like myself. This was, of course, a reply to Pseudosanity who I must just be giving gobs of hits to, but it's OK... As for shallow power bloggers... One cannot exist because if you're shallow you wouldn't be blogging in the first place... People with nothing to say, puddles perhaps, would not bother trying to get their voice heard... Unless they were truely worthless and just wanted to divert attention from others... @ 1:24:03 PM By Stuy Parker OH! the damn irony. I was opening my bottle of "Nutra Nail...stronger nails in two minutes, builds up your weak nails" and what happened? MY NAIL BROKE!!!! *argh* @ 2:07:10 PM By Dayna The Smily Top 20, for all your smily needs. @ 2:16:22 PM By Stuy Parker
I just might be the only person who can blog, eat a fudgecicle, listen to aphex twin, and browse five pages at once. One happens to be m3tacubed, and then a blog with an amazingly long title who actually agrees with me on the popular picture point... Thanks, you're a doll! But I'll pass on the Cate Blanchett bit... I'll go for Angela Lindvall or perhaps some dark erotic model from a Natasha Epperson shoot. Or, better yet, David Bowie! @ 3:54:18 PM By Stuy Parker Note my amazing ability to typo closing tags, thus fucking up the entire page. Sigh. @ 4:01:39 PM By Stuy Parker I actually like "...and the 'blog' you rode in on" so far... I'm just waiting for them to start taking potshots at me, at which point I will explode in a bright orange-green burst of break fluid and anti-freeze... Or something like that. @ 4:09:38 PM By Stuy Parker Holly's coming over tonite. We're going to Palm Springs next week. *dances* I'm going to dinner tonite too. @ 4:36:40 PM By Dayna I don't think this Google Doodle about the Fourth of July meant to have me find this wonderful article titled "The Founding Fathers Were NOT Christians" ... Altogether a very nice and wonderful article, too. I love the truth! @ 4:43:28 PM By Stuy Parker I changed the layout of my page. Go look here and then tell me how wonderful it is :) please.... [I am no dipshit - Ed.] @ 4:54:51 PM By Dayna You are so @ 5:38:50 PM By Dayna All this negative blogging isn't good your skin, dearest. Perhaps you should strike up your own "Anti-Stuyvesant" clique like other (Lee) individuals are trying to do... No? It's funny that I have someone who is die-hard pissed at me blogging on my blog... But thats why I'm so down right lovable! (I'm a moron!) @ 5:52:15 PM By Stuy Parker Big Brother: Just like Real World, Minus the Top Fourty! @ 8:13:47 PM By Stuy Parker Am I the only one who wonders why the terrible Will Smith theme to "Wild Wild West" is playing in the background of the preview for "The Kid" which looks like a pile of shit film because they got the ugliest, shittiest, most annoying kid for the part... Ugh! @ 8:25:24 PM By Stuy Parker I am just all over the place, it's amazing... I'm going to guest blog for girl star, one of my huge fans... but first, I fixed the banner hack, and updated colors and made it more pleasing to the eye... Too bad permalinks wont work because of an IE bug. Sigh. @ 9:43:20 PM By Stuy Parker
This is so me, it's not funny: Nobody: hello If you don't understand how hilarious that is, you're a moron. @ 10:16:12 PM By Stuy Parker Did you just call my best friend a nobody? That's mean Brad. You're not even talking to her anymore and you call her a nobody. I'm not bitter at all. Because I know that it doesn't suit me at all. @ 10:33:53 PM By Dayna I was kindly removing the screen name so would be harassers wouldn't get a hold of it... But I forgot that you already take very kindly to Lee, so I suppose it was redundant then. So fuckin' excuse me. @ 10:57:46 PM By Stuy Parker
I actually had a very interesting chat with a guy over at HumanClick. I expected they'd actually give me a "Real Person" when it tells me that I can talk to a real person right on the site... I suppose not... I got their tech support guys... I thought it'd be really neat if they hired schmos with no life to sit there and chat with poor lonely people like me, who go to HumanClick to actually talk to real people. Sigh. I really wanted to have a conversation about the evils of idealistic conformist virtual society online, too! Bed time for Stuy. *ploof* @ 11:20:11 PM By Stuy Parker Wednesday, July 05, 2000 Argh... My thumb is better, though. Catch you all later. (Good Day Sunshine) @ 9:48:12 AM By Stuy Parker
Thou shall mind your own fucking business... Stop with the silkscreen shit, lame ass, why don't you start going off on Arial and Verdana, too? I mean, those are used farrr too much. Why don't people start using fontalicious fonts more? I mean, using trendy popular fonts is just as bad as reshading pictures into the ever popular orange color. Oh wait, you wouldn't want to critize an over popular trend that you take part in, now would you? I thought as much. Thank you. @ 10:09:15 AM By Stuy Parker Good morning! I love sleeping in late!!! My mom told me that she'd probably get me my pants. I hope she does @ 11:54:06 AM By Dayna SHE'S GETTING MY PANTS! I'm so happy! I used this new shampoo, it's making my hair looks way brown. Interesting. I broke the magnetic attraction when I combed it. Haha @ 12:33:49 PM By Dayna Ahh, okay, so Fred is just some fourteen yearold child, makes me feel a lot better about myself, then. I can now shrug it off and blame it on youthful jealousy. *yawns* @ 12:48:30 PM By Stuy Parker "If you can't deal with innovation in art or technology, maybe you should just get off the internet." Once again, I'm not bitter. @ 1:07:35 PM By Stuy Parker
Oh, no one can claim this excellent feat... Someone seaching for "Excellence of Oral Sex" got to go to ElectricBiscuit and be surprised. Ahh, I love this shit. @ 1:30:32 PM By Stuy Parker Well..I'm back now :) I didn't get the pants because they were WAY too loose. I got a really cool skirt though and a new shirt and these cool new shoes with platforms and three silver stars on the toe :) @ 2:50:35 PM By Dayna Let me say this right now that people are stupid. You don't seem to understand that Brad actually enjoys getting people upset at him. All you do by putting it in a blog entrty is giving us more hits here. You guys that post shit about him and the domain as a whole are doing exactly what he wants. I think he lives for negative attention or something. I only talk shit about really shitty sites. I'm nice. HAHAHA. Seriously @ 3:20:08 PM By Dayna
He doesn't enjoy *negative* attention... he enjoys my attention... okay so he does enjoy negative attention. He's a masochist, what can I say... but he's a hottie of a masochist, really he is. My fine chest is gonna go get trampled at a punk concert now, cause punk rocks my butt! @ 4:54:42 PM By Ana Cohen Yes! I am a negative attention whore. Course, I'm afraid to go see what negative things they're talking about... Maybe I will in a bit. @ 5:43:21 PM By Stuy Parker
A orgy of (rather sparse?) replies:\ Atley emailed me an attack that offered no new opinion at all... Replying to things I don't think I implied but I suppose I did, course me not knowing what he's talking about doesn't help his defense at all... Hrm. Oh well, it was nicely worded, though! He is a good typist! Go Atley! I leave for a few hours and Everything goes to hell in a handbasket! Or, better yet, a waste basket! Ha ha ha! WoooooOo! What's ElectricBiscuit, and why do you like it when it's trendy to not like it, dearest? You're causing a scandal! Stop being non-conformist! ---EEK! I'm starting to sound like Will! (Hi Will!) Oh, yeah, whats your personal opinion of Christina Aguilera? She's such a sweety! I get to go eat tacos, now! Woohoo! Tooloo! (Hi Lindsay!) Whoop-de-doo! Off to eat the taco I go, I'm off to eat the ttaaaccoo. Ergh, I need to chill out. Oh, and thanks fry for acknowledging me to be one of the dopest people you know. And the way you worded it, "brilliant bits of humanity that shine all over the web" is just so touching it makes my heart pump a little faster for you. @ 5:51:38 PM By Stuy Parker Dinner was goooood. @ 6:36:34 PM By Dayna So Atley is taking a break from his blogging career. Can't say that I actually read his site regularly, perhaps a few times though. I hope it isn't one of those "quitting for attention" things that seem so popular. It seems to be simply that he is tired of the pressure and has lost his inspiration. I think everyone experiences times like that where they just need a break. Maybe he'll be back and maybe he won't, but I just hope it doesn't turn into a "campaign to send him our love and beg him to come back" type of thing. @ 6:49:38 PM By Alli Coe "Oh I miss the girl, miss the girl, miss the girl... I want to give myself to water." "You're dumber than a box of rocks. Give up-star!" @ 7:00:12 PM By Stuy Parker I got my first D today on an essay. I know you all are very proud of me. It balances out though because I finally found out I got an A in my history class which gives me a 4.0. Go ahead and be jealous of my intellectual superiority. @ 7:08:36 PM By Alli Coe You got a 4.0? I should kill you..er...I mean uh..yeah..nevermind. Nice lyrics Brad.... @ 7:20:44 PM By Dayna I just had to link this site based on the name. @ 7:25:56 PM By Dayna
Funny thing is that Julia doesn't have a clue who Radiohead is and didn't know that "Unborn Chicken Voices" is actually a radiohead lyric. (from where, you ask? I don't know, email me and tell me if you know... lets see who good you are on your somewhat hard to understand and hard to read Radiohead lyrics.) I love radiohead. [note: julia wrote the thing i'm replying to, not alli. i am a big idiot.] @ 7:37:42 PM By Stuy Parker I've don't like radio head. not everyone likes radio head. therefore the domain name makes no sense to a lot of people. @ 7:40:24 PM By Dayna Heh. Some people are natural assholes. They can't help it. Some can though, and they just choose not too. I'm listening to Everclear @ 7:53:23 PM By Dayna "Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." @ 8:43:55 PM By Dayna I should change the poll. I will tomorrow, no worries. @ 10:03:42 PM By Stuy Parker touchatouchatoucha touch me, i wanna be dirty. thrill me chill me fulfill me creature of the night *sings* i LOVE The Rocky Horror Picture Show @ 10:24:00 PM By Dayna tim curry looks hot in heels. little nell (columbia) isn't too bad either...*licks* @ 11:06:33 PM By Dayna time will unravel this wicked knot? oh please. words don't mean anything unless they're followed with the proper actions. words arent anything. hate is the same as love unless actions prove otherwise.... @ 11:23:06 PM By Dayna Maybe you're mistaking love for something you might subconsiously hate. Yes, I am, in fact, talking out of my ass. @ 11:54:52 PM By Stuy Parker I think you're mistaken there. There's no way I could subconsciously hate whats in question. Even if I tried.... @ 11:57:09 PM By Dayna Tuesday, July 04, 2000 Billy A former guesthost said I have E.D. and I don't know what the hell E.D. is... Errgh! @ 12:00:55 AM By Stuy Parker
"How can I find something that two can take without stumbling as we walk into our future's wake i'm like a broken record that you can play repeating as if it matters everything I want to say" @ 1:32:35 AM By Dayna Wow, I never knew that I had a desktop screenshot up that was from nine months ago... Christ, a lot has changed since then. @ 2:06:14 AM By Stuy Parker You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.. How can that song NOT make you laugh? I like the midget mime in the video. He rocks mah world. @ 2:15:17 AM By Dayna "I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth." Janeane Garafwhatsherlastname is a very smart woman. Yes. I stole the quote from crimson sparkle *cough* too many pretzels @ 2:21:41 AM By Dayna You'll be suprised to note that ninety-three hours of mp3s only takes up exactly six gigabytes. @ 2:42:49 AM By Stuy Parker Ever wonder what your computer does when it's stoned out of it's mind? No, my computer really did that, desktop that refused to refresh so I had some fun with it. Life is so confusing. @ 2:57:18 AM By Stuy Parker Thank you, BROWSE-0-TRON, but I'm afraid you spelled biscuit wrong. But that's exactly what being against internet excellence is all about! Spelling incorrectly! You're the best, man! (And to think, I almost thought you seriously mispelt biscuit! Silly me! Ha ha!) @ 3:03:03 AM By Stuy Parker Oh my god. "And If I Die Before I Wake..." is awesome. I mean, it's what's being a dad is all about. After reading the "Smaddy" entry, I am totally hooked... I am going to eat this website whole, yum yum! (Those are some big mofo'n hands, bro.) @ 3:11:26 AM By Stuy Parker 11 days till she's gone. No one is online to talk to except Leila and Greg. But they're 2 quality people to talk to. @ 1:01:45 PM By Dayna Go die. Excuse me, I like the silkscreen font at sizes bigger than it's meant to be used. It's stylish, and if you don't like it... Well, you can go eat yourself. (I bet you're tasty!) Now I think I'll go redesign and make everything in silkscreen above size 8, just for you, bucko. @ 1:15:34 PM By Stuy Parker
Now you have me wanting to watch it, too. Grrowl! Tip: Do not, ever, browse your referral log and bloggers' search function at the same time. I have something like twenty IE instances open. Gah! @ 1:22:17 PM By Stuy Parker It really sucks when the number one blog on power bloggers isn't even in english. Now what am I supposed to read? @ 1:22:35 PM By Dayna
Oh, it only took me about half an hour to realize that I wasn't browsing my referral long. I was actually browsing wockerjabby's referral log. I was beginning to wonder why every site in "my" referral log that supposedly linked to me, didn't really link to me (Perhaps a webring, I thought?) but then they all linked to Wockerjabby. Wow, you have no idea how stupid I feel. @ 1:33:55 PM By Stuy Parker how do you get 9.25 from 3.67 and 5.69? people at jack in the box can't count for shit @ 3:07:49 PM By Dayna "Fat bloodied fingers are sucking your soul away." @ 3:22:15 PM By Stuy Parker Happy 4th, darlings. I'm off to a party. Hope everyone barbeques their little hearts out! @ 3:38:23 PM By Alli Coe The new weblogs banner for EB is really representational of EB's attitude, happiness, and colorfulness? *g* @ 3:49:03 PM By Stuy Parker Someone has figured me out! Amazing! I love everyone. @ 3:57:54 PM By Stuy Parker
It's good to know someone is having fun reading EB, seems like everyone is pissing and shitting all over me lately. I could cry... But, I don't have tear ducts. And I've used that joke so many times I'll offically retire it now. Like a bad Eminem video on TRL. @ 4:16:50 PM By Stuy Parker It's a little after 4:20. I luff my mandatory marley. And no ones pissing and shitting on you dear, you're doing it to yourself. But I love you anyways ;) @ 4:25:44 PM By Dayna I found something that makes me happy. Pink Lemonade makes me happy. The sourness of the lemony flavor makes me smile. This is very very good. I'm very happy with my lemonade, although, not completely as happy as I should be. @ 4:36:15 PM By Dayna I love when people you care about make it evident that they really don't give a shit about you. Happy 4th of July, who wants to give me money for college, I can't wait to get out of this town. @ 5:44:06 PM By Dayna The fact that im listening to Kittie and crying leads my mom to believe there is something seriously wrong with me. I'm working it though, she might buy me these pants. Let me tell you..If I had those sexy things in my posession I'd be the happiest girl in the world @ 6:31:08 PM By Dayna I need admin rights here so I can change the title of the blog. I dont like looking at "Post to ElectricBiscuit" when I go blog. It get's fucking boring. I think it should be like "Post to EB..the girls here are sex queens" or something like that... @ 7:07:16 PM By Dayna And sadly...some people should not be allowed to have free webspace... @ 7:54:27 PM By Dayna Brad burnt his thumb Brad burnt his thumb *sings mockingly* er... nevermind @ 10:29:20 PM By Dayna Life is hell. I burned the crap out of my thumb. @ 10:32:53 PM By Stuy Parker I have no one to talk to right now :*( @ 11:12:47 PM By Dayna Bettie Page is so beautiful and some dummy mutilated her and gave her purple hair how bad of them @ 11:18:51 PM By Dayna Monday, July 03, 2000 I'll be against that 'niceness' pledge or whatever, crap, I can't even remember the title... Positive Blogging... yes, I'll be against positive blogging and say "Bitch" But we know me, I'm easily irritable. @ 12:54:38 AM By Stuy Parker Append: I still got my damn link, though! YEE-FUCKIN-HAW! *wears a shit eating grin* @ 12:58:24 AM By Stuy Parker Apparently if you want some bizzare freak shit, and you search for it on Google... You get to me. Jeez. @ 1:11:06 AM By Stuy Parker I found this hilarious Christopher Buckley article on a little odd site called Brow-Zero-Tron which I found through a Weblogs banner advertisement. Woo! The world is so goddamn small! @ 1:23:09 AM By Stuy Parker Probably the coolest title known to man: inverted vivisection... Great design too... I'd offer to host him but I'd be scared, and oh yeah, my system admin is slow. *cough cough* @ 3:12:04 AM By Stuy Parker Good day sunshine... @ 1:10:45 PM By Stuy Parker This is some fuckin' funny shit, bro' : The Gallery of Dreadfully Tacky E-mail Icons @ 1:50:55 PM By Stuy Parker Too bad Thandie Newton isn't really hot. Her face was composed of foundation after foundation of concealer. ... If you removed the gobs of make up she wore in M-I:2, you'd have something that looks frighteningly a lot like the Evil Dead 2 cover art. @ 1:56:59 PM By Stuy Parker
You know, me being the ultimate radiohead fan I am, would love to point out to Jerwin that there was never a radiohead song called "loser" but I'll give him the fair end of the deal and figure he meant "Creep" which he probably is. Unless Jerwin is really braindead and is mixing up Radiohead with Beck, at which point I can only look him in the eye and stare in wonderment at his massive stupidity. No, I am not feeling nice today. @ 2:09:57 PM By Stuy Parker I suppose I'm the only person who will ever read this article and get the Faith No More reference. Link thanks to Jerwin, who doesnt know his Radiohead material, at all. (I will pick on you about this for life, jury.) @ 2:18:55 PM By Stuy Parker
I can't stress how much I love Abi for making Popsensation... She's probably the only one who could look herself in the eye and make a design that looks like it was meant for that goddamn domain. She gives the domain credit, and I love her for it! Go, Abi, Go! @ 2:23:26 PM By Stuy Parker Sorry, too late. No excuses. No fear. (Bwhahaha) I will have your left lung for such a fault! @ 2:47:16 PM By Stuy Parker You evil coniving littlebitch! Haha, I've always wanted to say a soap opera line like that. @ 3:30:06 PM By Stuy Parker It took me fifty tries to get the pic through Jerwin's ranimg cgi, but I managed to find the picture... Is it just me or does he remind me of a blonde Johnny Depp from Benny & Joon? @ 3:36:50 PM By Stuy Parker It's not the fucking Fourth of July, yet! Stop with the goddamn fireworks! @ 3:47:28 PM By Stuy Parker I hope you all missed me! I bet Stuy's random blogs get pretty borin eh? Well just so you all know I had tons of fun!!! I went over to the place Holly's staying and we hung out and watched movies and ate lots of food and today we went up to Torrey Pines to go to the beach and now i'm home and really craving some mexican food. @ 4:21:18 PM By Dayna Someone from Pyra who was under the admin app saw the name "Superficial Jesus Pose" and clicked to, well, SJP... isn't that awesome? Pyra employees love me, I know it. @ 4:21:55 PM By Stuy Parker
Think not getting the crap sunburned out of you. Think no insta-skin-cancer. Think not having to see a lot of hot scantily clad redheads and having your heart break in half watching them strut around like beautiful graceful examples of humanity's greatness. Oops, I digress. @ 4:29:38 PM By Stuy Parker I LOVE DANIELLE!!! ...There you go! @ 4:35:09 PM By Stuy Parker *observes* My dad is making me steak since he won't take me to get mexican. I'm going out with Jerry tomorrow to go see the fireworks :) go me. @ 4:51:53 PM By Dayna One of my biggest pet peeves is when it is so obvious that something is wrong with or bothering someone, they even TELL you that somethings bothering them..then they just act weird and don't tell you whats wrong. It sucks even more when it's someone that you care about a lot and don't want to see hurting. And then they tell you that in a little bit of time they'll go back to normal but because you love them and worry you want to know what put them in their weird mood in the first place but they DISTANCE themselves and you wonder what you're doing wrong. @ 5:01:35 PM By Dayna I haven't been so moved in a long time. Moved to call Lessette and ask her if she wanted to have a waterballoon fight. @ 5:28:52 PM By Stuy Parker NetLibrary's eBook reader is actually really nice, a little bloated at a nearly six meg download, but it's really nice... I dig it. It gets the EB approval. Yum. @ 5:50:50 PM By Stuy Parker *glares* ...So I pacify problems with kisses and cuddles Diligently doubtful through all kinds of trouble The I find myself choking on all my contradictions... @ 5:53:18 PM By Dayna My favorite TV show is on at 8 :) Antique Roadshow on KPBS. hehe @ 6:25:47 PM By Dayna
Woohoo! Ok everyone....Call me :) im waiting.... @ 6:47:41 PM By Dayna I'm trying to find the William Blake poem that holds the line "Some are born to sweet delight, some are born the endless night..." I've downloaded the two eBooks of his work at netlibrary but it doesnt have the poem in question... Can anyone help me out and point me in the right direction? @ 7:10:05 PM By Stuy Parker I found it. HAHA. @ 7:31:15 PM By Dayna
Yesss! You RULE! William Blake is awesome. "Every night and every morn @ 7:45:02 PM By Stuy Parker Ohmy - I just discovered that I now get the WB! The only thing that could be more exciting than this would be getting Comedy Central. Too bad 7th Heaven is on and not a show I want to watch. @ 8:05:32 PM By Alli Coe Anyone who twists around the poem "Jabberwocky" as a name for their blog must be cool. Damn, I memorize a poem and suddenly I love anyone and anything relating to it. @ 8:12:01 PM By Alli Coe
It's funny how you have deja vu, but very lengthy deja vu... And when it comes around to the thing happening, you realize it early on, with still part of the deja vu to go on... Isn't that weird? I didn't try to change what happened either, I just went with what I knew was going to happen. Life is so interesting. @ 8:12:19 PM By Stuy Parker I thought I was the only one who had a distinct preference for dark-haired guys, but now I know I'm not alone. @ 8:15:37 PM By Alli Coe AAAHH!! You know Jabberwocky? I love that poem! I did it as a monologue for my drama final last year :) @ 8:23:38 PM By Dayna I memorized Jabberwocky for a presentation last week. What a strange coincidence! @ 8:31:19 PM By Alli Coe I saw "sex fiend" in the list of recently updated blogs and have to admit it was the name that motivated me to move the mouse and click on the link. Turns out it was really Metajunkie and the name on blogger is a little experiment. I think that even if people visit the site based on false advertisment they will not be disappointed at all by what they find. @ 8:31:53 PM By Alli Coe Jabberywocky... That reminds me to download Alice and Looking Glass for my Netlibrary eBook reader. Of course, of course! @ 8:32:33 PM By Stuy Parker Check out the Annotated Alice. Very cool, it has both Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass with notes about the story. Interesting things in there, interesting things. @ 8:48:27 PM By Alli Coe I'm watching The Three Musketeers on Disney. Stuy is ignorning me...hmmn. Aw well. @ 8:58:33 PM By Dayna
I just picked up a Ritz cracker that was missing one of the small holes! Oh my god! A Ritz was missing a hole! Missing a hole! I just ate it! I fear for my life... Whatever mutated that cracker could mutate me, too! ...What would happen if I lost a hole like that poor ritz? I could lose my ability to talk... My ability to hear... Or, worse... My ability to... Uh, well, I'll let you finish that one. @ 11:44:42 PM By Stuy Parker Sunday, July 02, 2000 I will blog before you this morning dammit. I have nothing to say, it's just the principle of the matter @ 2:43:26 AM By Dayna I can't believe I slept this late. I'm just like Holly. -argh- but I just got out of the shower, all clean...Stuy is still asleep. What a dork. It's pointless to sleep away half the day. Aw well.. @ 11:50:30 AM By Dayna And he's awake...there is a god @ 1:09:18 PM By Dayna Damnit! I thought I covered that I was not god! Jeez! @ 1:13:00 PM By Stuy Parker Mr. Wilson died! Shouldn't have shot him with that bloody fucking slingshot, kid! And in other news, we have a blonde topless mermaid... We just need a redhead and I will be moving to Norway! (Quickly, verry quickly) @ 1:21:59 PM By Stuy Parker I didn't say you were god. I was implying that the fact you were awake showed that there was a god. Get it? Good. And ya know what..fine, go to Norway..you do that....Yep. heh. @ 1:36:37 PM By Dayna Blue Man Group is so FUCKING AWESOME! If someone is going to the Luxor to see them, feel free to drop by Whittier and pick me up... I'd love you to death. @ 1:48:11 PM By Stuy Parker Poseur! Grrroowwll! Poseur! Yes! Yes! @ 2:18:44 PM By Stuy Parker Shirley Manson Is An Evil Bitch... Very contradictory. There you go, pal, stop listening to her. @ 2:36:22 PM By Stuy Parker I can't add another user to my buddy list because the maxium is only 160! DAMNIT! @ 2:48:04 PM By Stuy Parker I'm finally going out someplace. I'm filled with estaticism. Now if only she'd call me back so I can leave.... @ 2:48:37 PM By Dayna Where is Holly? ARGH @ 3:28:23 PM By Dayna @ 3:33:28 PM By Dayna Dirk: The Coolest Thing Ever, ever. Do "From dirk gently to weed" and laugh your ass off. @ 3:48:06 PM By Stuy Parker Sorry for no updates, been working on the Blogspotting design very slowly. Updated this a bit, added two Read links and added the Poser ring code. But I spelled poseur right! Ha ha ha! That'll teach ya! @ 5:59:45 PM By Stuy Parker Abi got a domain, and manages to scare me shitless every time that picture of her dancing pops up from behind other windows and catches me off guard. @ 6:57:40 PM By Stuy Parker
I think I'm looking for a joke that isn't there... Perhaps I should take it for what it is... A picture of jerwin making a backwards "Peace" sign... I remember in the fourth grade some guy told me that a backwards peace sign meant "Fuck you" too, but I wouldn't know why Jerwin would want to... Oh! Well, nevermind, then! @ 7:08:45 PM By Stuy Parker Doghead Ratboy Scumbucket... yeah... you... you know who I'm talking to... *nods* Yes. You! @ 7:46:52 PM By Ana Cohen OH SHIT!! No, I'm begbie damn you! And ironically, I've been listening to the Trainspotting soundtrack since morning... I never listened to the entire thing before because I bought it on an Elastica binge... You did the pose in reverse too. Gee, you're good for nothing. :P @ 7:57:35 PM By Stuy Parker The only time I ever listened to your silly piano bar and... Why, why did it have to be from Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat? Why, why am I listening to the whole thing? Why, why do I love to torture myself so? Why, why am I repeating why, why so much? Why... oh, why?! @ 9:36:12 PM By Stuy Parker
If you are ever delt a computer question, or any question that is based around a problem someone else has... The default answer to use if you can't come up with your own is, of course: "Maybe God hates you." Works every time. Stuy guaranteed. @ 9:51:23 PM By Stuy Parker
I sent Samantha of the lucy log a little bit of help and somewhat extensive instructions on how to fix her broken perma-links. I did the same for Chocolatey Shatner and Will, that good guy, blogged me with thanks and even emailed thanks too... What a nice guy. Maybe it was the fact that Samantha blogged me that day and said that I was "Trying to hard" and generally insulted me... But she emailed me back a sparse "Thanks for letting me know" in reply to my two page email... I checked today, and she fixed her perma-links, with no thanks to me. Proves that you can't expect anything from helping out people... Not that I did expect anything, just a bit more thanks for helping her with her two blog wide issue would have been nice... Excuse me. Also, while I bring up Shatner... Pussy lips is better than everyone getting to ElectricBiscuit because of Jules Anser! ...No, wait, maybe it isn't. @ 10:18:55 PM By Stuy Parker Very easily, and I offer no explanation. @ 10:52:42 PM By Stuy Parker Yeah, sure. (Sassy!) @ 11:24:04 PM By Stuy Parker
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