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Saturday, July 01, 2000 As easy as it would be, I wont insult snapdragon's horribly shitty webpage, because they didn't use threads. Or just haven't gotten around to it yet. @ 2:29:42 AM By Stuy Parker
I'm watching Sisqo's Shakedown. If you guys watch MTV, and you see the SoCal summer commercials during Shakedown...see the black guy? Well I go to school with him. HAHA. @ 2:30:26 AM By Dayna I'll say it. Everyone at Snapdragon is gay, except Leila, she rocks my world and she has acrylics like me :) Kat and Jenn are bitches though *cough*. And I don't see how it took until July 1 to make that damn layout and put together those 2 content-less projects... @ 2:35:24 AM By Dayna Well, okay then. @ 2:38:15 AM By Stuy Parker
I am feeling so much love from ExPlodey that it's actually kind of... scary. I'm afraid he's going to come to my house and knock on my door and thrust a dozen roses in my face and then walk away grinning like a chesire cat. Now that would be truely frightening. 'Specially that chesire cat bit. That damn cat scares the living crap out of me. Please excuse me willist I go bash myself over the head trying to get that Tenniel drawing out of my head. [i'm feeling very intellectual suddenly] @ 2:44:18 AM By Stuy Parker message to our faithful reader explodey: I am not, was not, or will ever be flirting with you, don't give yourself so much credit...please, it's actually sickening. Besides, i'm helplessley and hopelessley devoted to and in love with Stuy :) @ 2:44:46 AM By Dayna WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET YOUR MESSAGE IN 30 SECONDS BEFORE ME??? *ties you down and blogs* @ 2:46:43 AM By Dayna
Oh yeah, did I tell you that Mario Paint is awesome? You ever get that awesome Mario Paint user guide from Nintendo Power? It tells you how to make the stamps to construct motorcycles and Starfox scenes, then the music notes to make a ton of songs... It was incredible. If you need a copy I can send you mine, I haven't played Mario Paint in months... I pulled it out but the mouse annoys me too much... Maybe I'll just download the rom and make you some EB like scenes... ahah cool idea. The ElectricBiscuit Mario Paint Archive. @ 2:47:10 AM By Stuy Parker
Wait, you like Mario RPG. Your taste in videogames is shot. It's all about Super Metroid, and Clue... Oh, and you can't forget Turtles In Time, NBA Jam (I will always kick everyone's ass at this game), and Super Mario Bros. N64 is bullshit. Nintendo lost it's glory day once it developed that peice of crap... Fuck 3D! Sprites are where it's at, biz-natch! @ 2:50:37 AM By Stuy Parker Ok, against popular demand, i'm going to bed now.Finally. I'll be back in the morning though :) goodnite @ 2:59:18 AM By Dayna Why the hell is there someone outside of my house with a damn CHAINSAW, slicing away at the bushes? I'm fucken tired and I wanna sleeeeeep *cries* @ 9:18:47 AM By Dayna
I need to take a picture of my jeans, they are so awesome. Everyone would want a pair. tee hee to Julia, ain't that always the way it goes when you wanna sleep? ;P Gotta love it. @ 9:21:24 AM By Ana Cohen
"theres a tiny door inside my office that goes into John Malkovich". I wanna see that movie. Right now i'm watching Wuthering Heights. I think one of the Bronte sisters wrote this, I don't know...I'm watching it now. I wanna see your pants dear :) @ 9:48:25 AM By Dayna there's nothing on tv and i have no one to talk to *glares at stuy for sleeping so late* so i'm watching nsync behind the scenes thing. *cries* they do have a couple good songs, but theyre trying to be ghetto. lol. hahahaha. *sigh* oh lord this is bad. holly's not coming over today either, so now i have nothing to do @ 10:59:20 AM By Dayna No one to talk to...*watches S Club 7* I never thought i'd do that. If there's anybody at all online who is also bored, feel free to send me a message on aim click here to send me a message. Or on icq my number is 45148409..please....anybody @ 11:49:34 AM By Dayna
[it wont give up it wants me dead] goddamn this noise inside my head. [Good morning everyone] @ 12:24:56 PM By Stuy Parker Appears that the review thing me and fry (and jerwin!) have been discussing in the 'Toaster is going to happen. Hurrah hurrah! @ 12:46:33 PM By Stuy Parker Fashion! Turn to left! ... Fashion! Turn to right! ... Ooooo Fashion! (My Bowie obsession is getting a little sickening) @ 1:39:03 PM By Stuy Parker Some girl I know in real life just said "I'm cute and you're ugly" ... Jeez, I feel real loved now. @ 1:52:26 PM By Stuy Parker Old blog: You people scare me. @ 2:09:48 PM By Stuy Parker
Morning face is hard to deal with, especially at 5:30 in the afternoon. Damn. *tease tease* I'm so horrible. @ 2:36:01 PM By Ana Cohen I'm only a little angry. @ 2:39:33 PM By Stuy Parker As if my life could get any fucking worse at all, my best friend just told me that she's moving to Georgia after all ( a whole bunch of shit happened down here in San Diego ). And she's like leaving on the 15th. I haven't cried in a long time and I am crying so hard. My god this fucking sucks really bad. @ 3:30:00 PM By Dayna
As I sit here, and play with my snapple cap and talk to my girl Nicole. I wonder why I even bother trusting people online. Most of them are fake anyways, and even if one or two can convince you they're not, there's always a flaw that proves them wrong. I hate to break this..i'm hurt, truly I am. Anyways though, I really like the design of this blog here. And I just wanted to share that with everyone. @ 6:14:34 PM By Dayna click It's the random shitty geocities page generator or something like that. LOL. Hours of fun @ 6:30:14 PM By Dayna I was born fucked. Yup. @ 6:34:32 PM By Stuy Parker That geocities page generator helped me find this amazing band! I shall forever be a fan of the generator and Seppo Linna Combo! @ 6:41:39 PM By Stuy Parker
Thanks, a lot. It's good to know I'm not alone on this... Here's a tip for your problem with tables: Try to have every day start in it's own table... Have the DateHeader start the table, do the pink bit, and set the scene for the blog... And then use the DateFooter to close that table, and so on... See what I mean? It should work but I haven't personally tested it myself. Try it out. It should work fine. @ 7:59:40 PM By Stuy Parker I CAN BLOG NOW! *dances* But actually I wanted to apologize for my terribly notacceptable generalization of geoshities pages. I recieved an email from a girl complaining rather subtely that not all sites on geoSHITies are in fact SHIT (go fig). Oh well. I figured the least I could do is link her. Although, the above was meant dryly and sarcasticaly I mean it when I say that I am truly knocked flat on my ass by her site. *bows down* @ 8:03:48 PM By Dayna It's funny it took me over an hour to realize such an obvious joke... Jeez... @ 8:23:06 PM By Stuy Parker linkyboo does anyone ELSE find this IMPOSSIBLE to read? I hope i'm not going blind @ 8:37:23 PM By Dayna Shit, uh, thats why I made my Name area bigger :P @ 11:01:13 PM By Stuy Parker Friday, June 30, 2000 Damn that was good. (yes yes it was) @ 1:08:08 AM By Dayna So, uh, hello everyone! *no comment* @ 1:29:20 AM By Stuy Parker That poll has finally gotten three 'Good' hits. What the fuck is wrong with you three people? Are you retarded? @ 1:35:46 AM By Stuy Parker Obviously they haven't been paying attention to the main theme of eb.com....they're annoying, kinda like Kevin. And i'm not nutso so don't even get the idea...nor am I sick and psychotic and paranoid. Jeesh @ 1:42:06 AM By Dayna Yeah. Big idiots. But I love everyone and everything right now. Kind of like a shiny happy person holding hands with the pretty blue flowers that circle my head, and make me see how beautiful a plastic baggy really is. @ 1:50:19 AM By Stuy Parker My leg is twitching. *cough* So stuy-o...that feeling you have, the loving everything, happy go lucky, cant stop smiling...isn't that kinda like afterglow? @ 1:53:07 AM By Dayna My parents read this thing, you know. No drugs, sex, or videotape here, folks. Uh-uhn. @ 1:54:24 AM By Stuy Parker Hi Brad's parents! *waves* @ 1:56:15 AM By Dayna *runs and hides* my lord! @ 1:57:31 AM By Stuy Parker numb: A site cool enough to link EB in the sidebar, *and* include a big ass quote from Thom Yorke, and then write huge blog entries. I would be in love, but we know where my heart belongs. @ 2:31:48 AM By Stuy Parker Hint: Do what I did finally. Just link to the files in your menu. The files stay up forever, and you dont have to worry about Blogger's archive page screwing up like it always does. @ 2:34:11 AM By Stuy Parker
Start your day the holy way with Christ Chex... it's a miracle in your bowl! *fake cheesy smile* oi vey. Shoot me now, wouldya? @ 6:53:13 AM By Ana Cohen Oh my God! I was just looking at Stuy's wishlist... He wants Enema of the State? Why didn't he tell me this! I had an extra copy of it for 3 weeks! Too bad I gave it to a less-deserving friend. So sad. @ 6:57:56 AM By Ana Cohen
I am so bored. If anyone actually comes on here in the next few hours and reads this; email me (see cool little linky action below) and give me an idea of what the hell I can do. I am bored, no one is here, and the beach won't be fun for another 2 hours. (I live in Florida, keep that in mind if/when you email me) Help a poor lonely *hot n sexy* chica find something to do! @ 8:11:45 AM By Ana Cohen GOOD MORNING ANA! *waves* I do think that you've left already though. But anyways, I had a refreshing nights sleep, some interesting dreams too. LOL. I'm talking to Kevin, he's not as annoying as was originally assumed. Yep @ 10:48:10 AM By Dayna My bbq chips are stale. This upsets me immensely @ 10:54:07 AM By Dayna ...I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself... this was on VH1 at like 8am, what the hell are they thinking. I love this song. lol. @ 1:13:04 PM By Dayna
Strung Out sent some nice words in email, thanks dude, you're not half bad yourself *nicks your chin* ... Haha, sorry. ... Four votes for "Good," you guys should just vote for "Homoerotic" if you're going to be that stupid. @ 1:22:59 PM By Stuy Parker
My computer is going WHACK. *sigh* It's almost July which is great, but like...that means my summer is closer to being over :( @ 1:46:00 PM By Dayna "The greatest happiness of life it the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves." that is the profound thought for the day @ 1:50:30 PM By Dayna Really... Hmm. @ 2:05:25 PM By Stuy Parker Yes really @ 2:09:58 PM By Dayna
Aww... Poor Julia... I've done that... well no, I haven't, but it sounds very painful... I'm sorry for your pain. Really. I'm quite sad that no one emailed me ideas, I was bored for even longer than I thought since it *rained* here. Sucky sucky sucky... *Well... there's a thought* @ 2:38:38 PM By Ana Cohen It rained? That sucks. I wanted to share this link with everyone. this link here. lol. I read it and it made me laugh, and thats good. When you're bored go look at it. LOL. @ 2:39:46 PM By Dayna
Ah! that was funny! Too bad you didn't give me the link when I was bored out of my mind! *just kidding!* I'm officially leaving the house now, rock on, and to all of the mean people who visited the page and didn't email me ideas: You people suck! @ 3:07:32 PM By Ana Cohen Some people have these sarcastic mood swings that fucking piss me off beyond all belief because I can't fucking help that I actually care about them. Mygod this is irritating. Sometimes i just want to POKE someones eye out. But i'm sure i'll get over this after I go for a jog. @ 3:15:18 PM By Dayna I'm sorry I'm so infuriative. Maybe I'll just have to go and die. I'd cry for my own death, but I'd be dead. I'd be the only one, too. :( @ 3:46:23 PM By Stuy Parker Oh please. It's not your fault that you piss me off so terribly once or twice a month. I'm over it now anyways. So don't worry @ 4:01:42 PM By Dayna My neighbors must hate when I play jungle really loud. LOL. I love this song, techno remix of Bob Marley. *dances* @ 4:27:09 PM By Dayna Right back my ass @ 4:39:30 PM By Dayna Whoo I think that Holly's coming over tomorrow. I get to go out! I'm gonna have Jerry take me and her to the beach I think. haha. So he can hook me up with one of his GORGEOUS friends. (lol) But emotions are confusing things at this age and BLAH. I don't know @ 6:01:38 PM By Dayna Yeah, hook up. Right. @ 7:29:52 PM By Stuy Parker You're right dear. I'm just hopelessly devoted to you and only you @ 7:34:10 PM By Dayna No no, have your fun, and eat it too. @ 7:41:27 PM By Stuy Parker *cough* uh-huh. New colors @ girl.eb.com. Layout change soon, I was just really tired of the one I had up.... @ 7:55:28 PM By Dayna LOL! I love this guy's webcam faq. Could he be worse? It's hilarious after you get over how mean and horrible it is. @ 8:10:40 PM By Stuy Parker Why is it that every "Adult" webcam at Camrades happens to be a fifty yearold gay hairy male. Why me, why me!? Can I not find free breasts?! (Hrmpf!) @ 8:25:11 PM By Stuy Parker tsk tsk dear. You should be eating food instead porn surfing. @ 8:36:23 PM By Dayna i waaaaaaaant you to want me....i neeeeeeed you to need me... It's all about Cheap Trick. Just thought i'd mention that @ 8:38:30 PM By Dayna I'm watching Walker Texas Ranger ya know? And this guy is so sweet! He got his gf 2 dozen red roses with a card that said "One for every hour of the day that I think about you" How sweet is that? But the mean bad cops shot him!!! Can you believe those bastards? OhMyLord! The bad cops just shot Walker! @ 8:55:30 PM By Dayna *whew* Walker's okay now. The bad cop just killed himself. How dramatic. Oh, and now the show is OVER. He can't sing. It's so funny that he sings the theme song. LOL. Makes me split my sides laughing. I'm blogging cuz im boreded. Sorry, if you don't like it don't read it :P @ 9:00:27 PM By Dayna They were the Cheese Police that shot him. Ha Ha! I am funny! @ 9:00:47 PM By Stuy Parker Then you should be lying right next to him right dear? @ 9:23:26 PM By Dayna Hrm... @ 9:25:07 PM By Stuy Parker
Yes. @ 9:31:58 PM By Dayna "Because she's a freak, and that's what freaks do!" @ 10:10:45 PM By Stuy Parker Wrong place to put that comment Stuy, wrong place... @ 10:20:22 PM By Dayna It's a line from The General's Daughter, chill. @ 10:29:24 PM By Stuy Parker
Sure sure. lol @ 10:31:40 PM By Dayna My pokemon name is Kowhirl Profile How fitting. @ 10:37:39 PM By Stuy Parker Thursday, June 29, 2000
I'm listening to Orion's first album. Orion is a highschool band, and I know the singer and drummer pretty well. They're better than the other band at my highschool, which is Antagonist... Which you'll like if you like disgruntled bad vocals and even worse guitar mutilation (take Korn, Limp Bizkit for example)... Orion tries to have a little more class. They succeed, mostly because of their more mainstream feel, and their guitar is simply amazing. I'm no fan of solos, but Jordan can pound out a majorly fast and amazing solo, demoed on "Nebula"... Just, one thing plagues all highschool bands. Their not deep. At all, I don't know what it is but I have yet to hear a highschool band that can match the deepness of an older professionally signed arist. Maybe it's just the production, or the fact that they're young... It's something... Also, the vocalists always suck. Antagonist's singer has probably never had singing lessons and can't croon a note worth shit. Scott, from Orion, can actually sing, but his voice is still in that puberty stage where it's nasally and he can't hold a note for longer than three seconds. Still a good album overall, Scott just needs to stop trying to hold notes, because he can't. Oh well. I, for one, can't play a musical instrument at all, so I still really appreciate them. I'm just always unjustly critical. @ 12:16:25 AM By Stuy Parker Please, just ignore my typos. I'm so self-conscious about them already. I could cry. @ 12:25:44 AM By Stuy Parker
I write weird things in AIM to my stalkers: Afext: The site is actually a very distended metaphor for holism. You know, the interconnectedness of all things... Afext: It's really well masked, but if you take the site apart and peice it together with the end at the beginning and the middle at the end (Creating a forever changing and revolving diagram of ElectricBiscuit that will eventually revolve so much that it will turn the universe inside out) you can begin to see the pattern. ... It's really complex Stalker: That's confusing @ 12:35:19 AM By Stuy Parker Oh my god! I can already see that I'm going to turn out just like Halcyon... Oh god, please spare me from that fate. Please... Please!?! @ 1:06:07 AM By Stuy Parker "God, it was embarrassing getting erections in jr. high. I remember watching the clock and hoping there was enough time for my hard-on to go away before the next passing period." We have to stop being similar, now! No! I refuse to be Halycon! @ 1:09:45 AM By Stuy Parker Halcyon looks better with his clothes on, jeez. Man, keep the shirt on. I don't like man-boobs. Much. @ 1:20:49 AM By Stuy Parker No EB poll has yet gotten the highest number of votes the very first "Cheese" poll got. Maybe this new one will draw some good votes. Also, it's time for bed. I'll be dreaming of you, and no one else... @ 1:35:30 AM By Stuy Parker
One last thing. I hate peopel with tablets. Especially ones who can actually draw. Talk about evil. Oh, and I am not the person who is trying to crash Power Bloggers by getting his click count up to 1,000. Not me. Nope. I'm sleeping. This is my alibi. I'm sleeping, I tell you, I'm behind me on the bed, snoring sound asleep. This is my interdisconnected soul, my name is Malachi. Nice to meet you. Maybe I'll make some more appearances at times when I (should be) am asleep. @ 1:41:25 AM By Stuy Parker Malachi here. Just checking it. I'm still snoring peacefully behind me. Nowhere near Powerbloggers. Who keeps clicking EB? It's up to 841 clicks. I can't imagine what demented freak would do such a thing! I guess us interdisconnected souls just don't see things the same way as the mortal world. @ 1:44:45 AM By Stuy Parker
I am launching a backlash against this fucking (uber-based) community. It happens to be the sidebar menu to Oh Messy Life, which makes it even worse. You see, they're an non-elitest elitest group, and I, Malachi (Stuy's interdisconnected soul), really dislike that... And now I'm going to kill them all. Ben Brown, Alli's Boyfriend (Adam), and even Andrea Spencer. All of them. Dead. A world without Ben Brown. Bwhahaha. I thirst for that day. I thirst! I thirst! [take this post very seriously. or don't. see if i care. i'm a fucking interdisconnected soul for christ sakes] @ 1:49:43 AM By Stuy Parker I like to have sex with electric sheep and small animals. Don't ask how an interdisconnected soul has sex with anything, because I don't quite know how I do it either. It's a talent I have, I suppose. @ 1:56:12 AM By Stuy Parker
Stuy sure is going to be pissed when he wakes up. God, he's such a stupid loser, he's so uptight. He's never loose at all. He keeps me all locked up inside his head, because he's afraid people are gonna think he's a sick weirdo or something. I really don't understand his perspective. I mean, all interdisconnected souls are a little strange, but they're nothing to be ashamed of. Stop being such a loser, Stuy! Gee, I sure hope he can't hear me typing. @ 1:59:16 AM By Stuy Parker Silly Stuy. He thought he was evil... Nope, sorry pal. I think we all know true evil when we see it, bub. @ 2:08:58 AM By Stuy Parker
I find browsing cliques and considdering joining one is absolutely pointless. Just when you think it sounds good, they list some requirements... Let me make an example... "I am so uncool"... Summary: "This is a clique for people who are uncool. You're uncool, because you don't like people other people like, and you just have a different approach to everything. So, you're uncool." Sounds good doesn't it? I'd fit right in... But, I go down... and then it says, in list form: "You must be cool, to me. Your site can't be different. You have to have a lot of content. No hate/racism/porn. No disagreeing with what I say. I am god." You see what I mean? Honestly, how can people feel good about running a clique like that? It'd be more of an "Allow my friends to join" clique, because with those guidelines, no one else could possibly join. These people need to go and die. Bwhahaha. @ 2:36:02 AM By Stuy Parker Just when you think EB was dead... Malachi appears and writes a good week of ElectricBiscuit material. Yeah, and you thought EB was a dying cause. You thought wrong, mister! You thought wrong! @ 2:43:24 AM By Stuy Parker My interdisconnected soul (Malachi) had a good time last night. I should make a seperate Blogger account for him. Jeez. @ 9:33:25 AM By Stuy Parker
I'm just cooler than you. Don't be jealous. It doesn't suit your face. Contorts it and makes it look all, uh, contorted like. I know what I'm saying. (Look at me! Look what jealousy has done to me! I am worse than the hunchback of notre dame! I am the webmaster of notre dame! Such a horrid, horrid fate!) I had an art teacher who was hung up on the fact that it's Not-er Daaam, and not Noter Dame... She was really hung up on it. I shot her. She's dead now. That'll teach her. @ 9:37:13 AM By Stuy Parker [Note how raising my power blogger hits hasn't specifically raised my hits at all, but it gets people bitching at me in their blogs, which does actually raise my hits. Oh glorious day, oh glorious day...] Goodbye Blue Monday! @ 9:40:24 AM By Stuy Parker Sweet! K.U.L.T. Prophet has posted a little news bit about me, nifty. It's as follows... "electricbiscuit [is] cutting edge...and damn good." Woohoo! They even say Dinette has an awesome splash page, which is something I've always agreed with, so leben ist gut. Funny that I'm also guestblogging at Dinette but haven't posted in a while. I feel bad. @ 9:55:27 AM By Stuy Parker Oh, so THAT'S why I always use more words! Gosh, it's my subconscious sadist coming out to play! Man, I should just shut the hell up, huh?! @ 9:59:10 AM By Stuy Parker Two hours of algebra can really make a guy feel unfunny. [electriscuit, yeah!] @ 12:49:35 PM By Stuy Parker I'm back to 580 Power Bloggers, so don't worry about me jacking up the score unjustly, I wont do it again. And none of you do it either, it crashes the servers. @ 12:53:04 PM By Stuy Parker Fry insulted me pretty badly. I could cry. @ 1:09:23 PM By Stuy Parker I don't like the fact that the name Brad is used throughout this. Considdering my name is Brad and all, and I can see myself being ordered around like that. Skittering about and such. The scary thing is that I actually find that highly erotic. @ 1:12:42 PM By Stuy Parker After duing the ...so there! =P survey and guestbook, she took the site down and put up an "Under Construction" page. Was it something I said? Do I have bad breath? I'm all self-conscious and evil feeling... @ 1:24:07 PM By Stuy Parker I wasn't poking fun! I was serious! J-j-j-jeez! I swear. And, just when I thought everyone hated me, I am redeemed. @ 1:33:59 PM By Stuy Parker
I got my final report card for this year. I, surprisingly, failed only two classes. Amazing! Algebra (As expected) and German (As wanted)... Woohoo! Want to know what my Grade Point Average was? 1.00 @ 2:18:46 PM By Stuy Parker New misery issue, run over there and check it out. It's pretty freakay. But nice. I'll be making it my wallpaper, as always. @ 3:03:23 PM By Stuy Parker
I'M HOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ 3:57:07 PM By Dayna Stuy, err Malachi had way too much time on his hands last night. Backlash against the uber people? Sorry, can't support that, dear, I read uber every morning. (I'd link to the eb post I'm referring to but I'm just too damn lazy.) @ 4:06:32 PM By Alli Coe
I'm eating Triscuits. Funny little cracker things they are. I'm listening to Kittie. Vicious little bitches they are. I'm thinking about Justin. Sexy Mothafucka he is. I'm talking to Holly. Wonderful little best friend she is. Funny little cracker thing, Vicious little bitches, Sexy Mothafucka, Wonderful little best friend. No. That had no point. Don't look for one. @ 5:07:09 PM By Dayna That movie ruled, and you better recongize! Fool! ... And yeah, Angelina Jolie had to be famous to get an ElectricBiscuit Gallery! My lord, it's not like just ANYONE gets an EB gallery. Course, that doesn't explain why Jenna Jameson has one. God knows she shouldn't! It's my perverted friends, I tell you! @ 5:55:01 PM By Stuy Parker
Notice how I totally didn't notice the high praise from ExPlodey until after I hit the "P&P" button? My god, I feel like such a lame-o now. I should be shot. With a really big camera! Ha Ha! I am so repetitive! I'm sure most of you will remember that simply hilarious joke I did earlier. Man, ha ha ha, it was so funny! I died laughing as I wrote that! Oh, my, god. I need to shut up. @ 5:57:05 PM By Stuy Parker Note how I keep noticing that ExPlodey keeps writing about me! My lord! Stop it, man! And don't link to my demonstration of my stupidity! Geez! @ 5:59:34 PM By Stuy Parker 2 words! A LOT is 2 words! Not one! GODDAMIT, that must be the only thing I learned in 6th grade. OBVIOUSLY some people (explodey or whatshisface) didn't pay too much fucken attention then. *glares* A LOT. A WHOLE FUCKEN LOT @ 6:05:06 PM By Dayna I sense some fucking anger, here. @ 6:14:58 PM By Stuy Parker I keep reading what ExPlodey wrote. It's really touching. It's better than having a girl tell you "I'll be thinking about you..." before she hangs up. Yum. No, wait, okay. It's not better than that, so nevermind. It's pretty damn touching, though. @ 6:20:43 PM By Stuy Parker
I killed Stuy and smoked a bowl over his body. HAHAHA. When I was in Palm Springs a dog bit off my fucking acrylic nail. Stupid bastard dog. There's no FUCKING anger, there's FUCKEN anger. @ 6:20:50 PM By Dayna
Oh, and up in Palm Springs, they have this radio station. 106.9 STARR or something, and they seriously play the same 10 songs over and over. And theyre old songs...like "I try" by Macy Gray. And OMG they played Scar Tissue. I havent heard that song in so long and I wanted to keep it that way. I'm so glad to be back with my 91x. You don't even know. And Everclear was highly overplayed. I feel just like a local god when I'm with the boyyyyyyz @ 6:23:41 PM By Dayna Has anyone heard of an online (religious?) group called "No Authority"? I'm trying to find their webpage but I'm absolutely clueless. @ 6:25:46 PM By Stuy Parker all my clocks are wrong. @ 6:25:49 PM By Dayna
Shouts to my former (or not) church youth group teacher, Linda, who is probably reading this website with an open mouth in awe of my amazing talent. Yeah, I rule, get used to it. Wow, I'm cocky even to my church youth group teacher. I really wish I felt this good about myself in real life. I'd have a lot of broken noses and black eyes, though. @ 6:35:06 PM By Stuy Parker I hate it when I read a joke that I could have easily written. It makes me feel like I've been cheated out of some good material. Goddamnit. I hope you all read EB and have those same feelings, because I want your jokes, damnit. @ 6:44:24 PM By Stuy Parker
But Stuy-O...you're not funny. I called you Stuy-O. HAHAHAHA @ 6:51:57 PM By Dayna Must hit #1! NOW! @ 7:01:06 PM By Stuy Parker My parents aren't talking to me because I have a D+ in math. Just ignore the goddamn 3.43 I have and everything else i've done. @ 7:06:38 PM By Dayna
I hit number one on power bloggers for the first time in a while. Because of it, I offer you a prize... A semi-current (mintues ago) picture of exactly what my desktop looks like:  There you go. @ 7:09:13 PM By Stuy Parker For your information, I do not have only 89 buddies. I have 158. Yeah, so bite that! @ 7:22:54 PM By Stuy Parker Watching Pushing Tin, it isn't bad yet... Seems to have no point except demonstrating the speed talking powers of air trafic controllers @ 7:56:44 PM By Stuy Parker I think I just momentarily scared the shit out of Stuy-O @ 8:10:40 PM By Dayna No, you just aroused me pretty badly. @ 8:12:18 PM By Stuy Parker *touches you* @ 8:16:00 PM By Dayna
*leaps into the air and runs out of the room* [this should be kept private, no? ;P] @ 8:19:31 PM By Stuy Parker
*runs after you* sorry all. but its private now ;) @ 8:22:56 PM By Dayna I really wish that meant we were actually fooling around behind the scenes. But it doesn't. Damn. @ 8:26:25 PM By Stuy Parker *raises an eyebrow* uh-huh. sure thing. @ 8:31:49 PM By Dayna Ever wonder what's between your keys? @ 9:17:36 PM By Stuy Parker I have a crush on Stuy-O. hehehe :) He's cool. *eg* and then another *eg* @ 11:24:14 PM By Dayna Wednesday, June 28, 2000 I'm working on a brand new electricbiscuit design. It's posh. But it's very black and white, which might annoy some people... But we'll see if I can spice it up with some color. maybe. @ 12:07:32 AM By Stuy Parker
I'm up late. Anyway, apparently I wrote a review for Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency back in late January. I forgot all about it. So I'm browsing Amazon, and they take me to my About You page, and I'm looking... And they have a review up of Dirk Gently on it. I'm baffled, but I read it anyway. It seemed to be written by a really good writer, it had good grammar, and it expressed an excellent opinion about the book! I was very surprised that there was actually someone who'd take the time to write such a nice review for a book you can't even find anywhere, anymore. Then, I scrolled around, and realized that I wrote it. I am, well, very amazed. I complimented my own writing and thought it was excellent! My god! @ 12:53:59 AM By Stuy Parker
Yahoo! Er, well, no. Okay, eGroups is being aquired by Yahoo... So what does this mean for me? Absolutely nothing! But let's bitch about it anyway... Damn fucking Yahoo, it's turning into AOL, aquiring everything left and right, I swear to god. These internet companies need to be given the Microsoft treatment (that MS didn't deserve!) and get their asses whipped around. There, that was a misinformed and completely contradictory to my true beliefs rant about something I don't really know anything about. @ 8:58:03 AM By Stuy Parker We're strangers when we meet... @ 9:52:29 AM By Stuy Parker People are getting to EB by searching for "Jules Asner" on Google. How strange. I wonder why they don't just search for "Biz Stone"... He's actually Jules Asner in a nifty M-I:2 mask. @ 10:02:12 AM By Stuy Parker Blogger is screwing with me. @ 10:07:22 AM By Stuy Parker Finally got to Torrez to read what he wrote about webloggers. His link is funny and nice. I especially love the "Sitemeter" bit, because I have a sitemeter made for every blog I run, including other things to. Sitemeter is like a plastic baggie. Useful for everything. Including drugs. @ 12:57:34 PM By Stuy Parker Homesite took a hard crash and I lost a good two hours of work on the new ElectricBiscuit design. Hilariously enough, it was a microsoft IE issue. Sigh. @ 3:56:52 PM By Stuy Parker This is the new EB design. Yum. I like it... It still needs to right menu, the poll, and some other things... But this is it, folks. Enjoy. (I worked some colour into it! YES!) @ 5:04:34 PM By Stuy Parker Stupid Fucking Girl Scouts, always ripping off jokes from Bicentennial Man. Fucking stupid girl scouts... "Are they made from real girl scouts?" @ 6:01:56 PM By Stuy Parker Shiny happy people holding hands. @ 6:12:41 PM By Stuy Parker You're a Freakshow. A F-R-E-A-K-S-H-O-W! Yeah... Whew... Got that off my *sexy* chest. @ 6:18:43 PM By Ana Cohen Sehr reizvoll, mein Geschlechtspielzeug.... Uhm, I was going to say something else, but I forgot what I was going to say. Goddamnit, I am so stupid, stupid, stupid! @ 6:27:29 PM By Stuy Parker
ooh... I love it when you talk German... it makes me all wet and sticky... *uNfz* er... wow. @ 6:31:19 PM By Ana Cohen I can't believe she wrote that to EB. My lord. @ 6:33:38 PM By Stuy Parker Apparently no one gives a shit enough about the redesign to actually blog me. I see how it is. I wish you were all dead. @ 8:39:50 PM By Stuy Parker Oh, if you want to give your opinion of the new design, be sure to head over here and give your opinion. @ 8:46:20 PM By Stuy Parker
I walked over to Frykitty, well, as much as one can actually walk on the internet. Man, I am worn out. She's allll the way over there, and it's rather obnoxious to walk all that way. Do you think they have car dealerships on the 'net? I mean, they should. I'm talking about 'net-car dealerships. Not like I can drive an actual car on the internet. Don't want none of those used 'net-cars either. Evil! Ah, well, I walk over there to blog her because, you know, I don't ever blog her, and she is kind of cool. And I'm greeted by a blog from her! Woohoo, I think. (As much as one can think on the internet) but it's actually her ratting me out for being impatient! How dare she! I am very patient. (As much as one can be patient on the internet) Goddamnit. Now why the fuck is no one else on the blogger team blogging about the new design! Why am I so underappreciated! I swear! I could just go insane and kill people! (As much as you can go insane and kill people on the internet) @ 9:03:25 PM By Stuy Parker Oh, and before you tell me about errors (Take Bored Bored for example), I know about most of them and haven't fixed them (uploaded) just yet, so don't even think about pointing them out. Did I ever tell you about how much I love sheep? I will get myself an electric sheep one of these days. My lord, my lord... @ 9:15:51 PM By Stuy Parker
I haven't had the chance to blog due to my large amount of school work lately, but I really like the new design. Great job Stuy, we love you! I memorized the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll - is everyone impressed? @ 9:26:37 PM By Alli Coe Old design: ~54 kilobytes... Code being 41k, and images being 13k... New design: ~33 kilobytes... Coding being 23k, and images being 10k... Rock on, and there are four times as many images in the new design compared to the old one... Yum yum. Leben ist gut. @ 9:37:40 PM By Stuy Parker Why did I just find a comb under my desk? @ 9:40:11 PM By Stuy Parker Sucks when you actually have nothing better to do than listen to David Bowie and do algebra homework. Alli has awesome shoes. @ 10:39:20 PM By Stuy Parker
Wow, uhm... One thing to say: It all looks the same! All his work looks the same! It all looks the same!... What's the deal with this guy. It's all the same. Why don't we bow down and worship Halcyon for repeating himself ad infintium! God knows it's hard to reinvent yourself (Madonna!) Sigh. People are so braindead now a days, of course he got a Webby. He has abs. I'm still working on that lyric Jury. @ 11:00:46 PM By Stuy Parker Anyone notice that with ever EB design, I do try to do something new and creative? Which reminds me that I need to update the design archive. I should just redesign and entire thing... @ 11:30:04 PM By Stuy Parker I just had a somewhat good time insulting Fry on the 'Toaster... Check it out and do tell if you think it's a good idea. @ 11:52:00 PM By Stuy Parker Tuesday, June 27, 2000 According to Blogger, the adolescent egomaniac blogged me... Course, because there is no archive, I don't know how they blogged me, so I suppose it's not that important, now is it? @ 12:47:47 AM By Stuy Parker If I remember correctly (which I may not), he said something about you being the devil. @ 6:50:31 AM By Alli Coe Like sex? [this wasn't supposed to make sense] @ 9:24:30 AM By Stuy Parker I'm very saddened by the fact that Jerwin hasn't made an appearance on Tha' Toaster, Fool... Very very sad... I could cry... @ 9:33:23 AM By Stuy Parker Posting something to the wrong blog really pisses me off. @ 1:36:00 PM By Stuy Parker Women confuse and annoy the crap out of me most of the time, almost the point where I wish I was gay. Growl. Women=Evil. Course, men are pigs, so... Jeez. I should just get a sex change and claim myself to be a lesbian. Just like one of my sister's friends, Tracy Karin. Course, that's just fucked up, so whatever. [tracy k link doesnt seem to work but it might sometime] @ 1:42:14 PM By Stuy Parker I fucking posted a message to the wrong blog again. I am getting PO'd. @ 3:21:46 PM By Stuy Parker Stuy is lovable and capable. @ 3:25:06 PM By Alli Coe
Almost. I have a shitload of pages of work for Algebra tonight. I want to shoot myself. With a camera! Ha ha! You know, shoot! Ha ha! I'm going to take pictures of myself! Ha ha! See, funny! I said I was going to shoot myself, but I was really referring to a camera! Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ho Ha Ha! Ahhh... I kill me. (Ha Ha Ha!) @ 3:51:08 PM By Stuy Parker 3d0 man sends word, "Heh, I was at EB and instead of having to go through my start programs, I simply clicked AIM Me to load AIM." ...Wow, ElectricBiscuit can replace your Windows Start Menu! Awesome! @ 3:56:42 PM By Stuy Parker Added a thumbnail of the AlliCam, and lightened up the design a smidge just by changing the top menu color. Nice. Oh yeah, Superficial Jesus Pose is officially launched for mass consumption. Enjoy. @ 5:58:02 PM By Stuy Parker I've been thinking about you... @ 6:25:21 PM By Stuy Parker
An Ariel fan brought this to my attention: "just wondering.....you were complemented on the awesome AIM link, and then you took it off." Well, you know me, I'm a crowd pleaser. Ergh. I had to make room, I swear. @ 7:14:51 PM By Stuy Parker I fucking posted to the wrong blog again! I was sure I didn't! GODDAMNIT! @ 7:19:47 PM By Stuy Parker I got atley back, but not by much... Got his warning to 35% and so far he's had three of his friends IM me, trying to warn me... One is actually Mike who has a cool flash menu, ehhe... @ 9:23:28 PM By Stuy Parker Webdesign sucks. All you kiddies out there with no talent who are trying to learn HTML. Stop trying. You'll never get anywhere because everything is moving far too fast. @ 11:10:08 PM By Stuy Parker Monday, June 26, 2000 *watches Vertigo with Stuy* I love Johnny-O. Am I......odd? @ 12:15:53 AM By Dayna
A collage of Vertigo quotes, for you all. "Somewhere here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you... you took no notice." "Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere." "Did he tell you exactly what to do, what to say? You were a very apt pupil too, weren't you? You were a very apt pupil! Well why did you pick on me? Why me?" "I talked to the woman in musical therapy, and she said that Mozart's the boy for you." @ 12:26:54 AM By Stuy Parker all i said in my note was "where are you?" thats not very desperate to me @ 12:27:59 AM By Dayna Johnny? Johnny? Johnny? Johnny? ---- Johnny? STUPID STUPID STUPID @ 12:29:59 AM By Dayna Stuy where did you go? You're right, this last scene in the stable was 100% california CHEESE @ 12:36:25 AM By Dayna
Why do we constantly find ourselves cheering for the mean and vindictive Judy instead of the poor and psychotic stalking innocent man? Is it because we see part of ourself inside the mean and vindictive Judy? I think I could fit myself in one of her goddamn eyebrows.... Judy please...it can't matter to you (you're just cold and vindictive...if only I knew the truth i'd throw you out the window) What an uncaring bastard. Mygod this guy is a fucking psycho now.... @ 1:13:39 AM By Dayna SEX SEX SEX! @ 1:16:34 AM By Stuy Parker Hmmn.....Hmmn?.....Hmmn! @ 1:31:08 AM By Dayna Lots of it! [vertigo rules] @ 1:33:54 AM By Stuy Parker I am amazed at the number of posts you two wrote about Vertigo. Not that it isn't a great movie, because it is. I watched it on video a couple weeks ago and then had strange dreams about people falling out of windows.. Anyway, I'm up early, isn't that nice? Too bad I have class soon. @ 7:24:24 AM By Alli Coe Oh, and Jimmy Stewart should have hooked up with that other chick - his friend - because she really loved him. Kim Novak didn't deserve him at all. @ 7:26:11 AM By Alli Coe What are you talking about? She's "fucking nutzo" (for lack of a better term). @ 8:49:49 AM By Dayna Beyond fucking nutzo, everyone. @ 9:56:41 AM By Stuy Parker Yay, Toaster.ElectricBiscuit.com is launched..ish... I mean, eh. Oh well, I have to edit the design to combine it... Oh well. @ 12:56:28 PM By Stuy Parker I'm reading her insults of Lennon, which aren't bad, I won't disagree... But it sucks when you read this stuff after you were told you look like John Lennon about five times in a row. Ergh. @ 1:07:41 PM By Stuy Parker I'm gonna start a second blog. For, oh, the fourth time. I keep trying new things. @ 1:39:09 PM By Stuy Parker This image explains itself. @ 8:33:03 PM By Stuy Parker the new Arles is up. And it's damn nice. Go check it out. @ 11:08:00 PM By Stuy Parker The Holistic Toaster seems to be a bit of a hit. We're having a blast over there. @ 11:16:44 PM By Stuy Parker Sunday, June 25, 2000 It's about time someone blogged....bitch @ 10:11:42 AM By Dayna Ack, sorry, been working on the forum... I forgot all about blogging. Sorry people! @ 11:23:07 AM By Stuy Parker
"Space boy you're sleepy now. Your silhouette is so stationary. You're released but your custody calls. And I want to be free. Don't you want to be free? Do you like girls or boys? It's confusing these days, but Moondust will cover you. Cover you. This chaos is killing me..." @ 11:30:59 AM By Stuy Parker Everyone, just run over to The Toaster and register your accounts and start flooding the board with endless messages... Hopefully I'll soon have a shorter subdomain/url for you guys to bookmark if you even care to use the dumb forum. @ 12:03:50 PM By Stuy Parker
Oh shit! Seven Month Prize Winners! Uhhhh... Well, a few submitted, let me list you guys so you know... Andre, Moonball, Case Yorke, and, uhm, Nathan (dealwithcornnuts, no!)... So, uhm... I don't know what you guys should get. What do you want? I could add you all to the EB blog team and let you guys have a day to yourself on EB, ha ha! (No, really, it could be interesting... But still.) Oh well. @ 12:33:55 PM By Stuy Parker The new Misery wallpaper ("Issue") is an edit of a picture by Natasha Epperson... So, now, why did no one tell me about her? She shares the same name as my other fave photographer (Natacha Merritt), and, oh my god. She does really good stuff. @ 12:53:53 PM By Stuy Parker I have that as my wallpaper now...and you're right. Her photography is amazing. Tomorrow I'm going to be going out of town for the week. I don't know if I'll have a computer....i'll have to blog a lot today. :) @ 2:46:16 PM By Dayna Chicken Run was somewhat funny. I mean, funny because you're with friends and you talk and laugh through the entire movie. Oh, and not to mention I'll be saying "I don't want to be a pie!" in a high pitched british accent for the next month or two. @ 4:51:00 PM By Stuy Parker My newest diary entry started off pretty funny. But when she called back, it turned grim very quickly and now I feel really really shitty. Fuck, life is hard. @ 7:10:04 PM By Stuy Parker Mullets Galore: This site is too fucking funny. I mean, honestly, you can't get funnier than this shit. Yeeah. @ 7:45:34 PM By Stuy Parker Sigh. @ 8:29:21 PM By Stuy Parker baby's black balloon makes her fly... Johnny Rzenick is so hot. Stuy should have used him in the poll. @ 10:40:50 PM By Dayna Wow, uhm... The Great Escape is, uh, great. @ 10:50:59 PM By Stuy Parker i swear if stuy wasn't nice enough to give me space here i'd beat him senseless @ 11:18:56 PM By Dayna
Nothing scarier than watching Shaq in an interview talk about how incredible it is to have Christina Aguleria, especially with his emotionless face. Highlights: "She kissed me" "Where'd she kiss you?" *blank look* "She kissed me." | "It sent a tingly feeling throughout my entire body" | "She kissed me. Christina Aguleria kissed me. Not many guys can say that." Uh, okay, dude. She's hot but she's dumb as a broom. @ 11:34:01 PM By Stuy Parker Like on her "what a girl wants" video count down thing they were talking about eminem and she pulls that "yeah he's hot but i think he's married to that kim girl. hehe" she seriously said that. and he put it in the song. haha. dumb airheaded bimbo @ 11:42:13 PM By Dayna Why do people buy pretty polished knives? I mean, excuse me, I buy knives to kill people. I don't want them to see their reflection in the blade I'm slashing them with, jesus christ, people these days are moronic. @ 11:49:04 PM By Stuy Parker Well DUH! If you use a dirty knife the blood would stick to it. It it's smooth and shiny it kinda rolls off in tiny droplets onto the carpet @ 11:53:40 PM By Dayna I've heard "Heres Comes the Sun" twice within the same ten mintue period, on TV right now. If I hear it one more time, I am buying myself some nicely polished knives. @ 11:54:42 PM By Stuy Parker VERTIGO IS ON TV! YEAH! OH BABY! God, this movie kicks major fucking ass. Boring as hell, though. @ 11:56:08 PM By Stuy Parker
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