Archive : Electric Biscuit : The Old Electric Biscuit

Saturday, June 17, 2000

Nice spinny colors, yana. Also, uhm, well. Hmm, what else was I going to say? Oh yeah, uhm... Thanks for the linkylove, and, uhm, well, uh...

Good morning everyone! I had a good worried sleep with Godlike dreams and a fitful hopeful imagination as I woke up... Don't you just hate that?

@ 9:45:32 AM By Stuy Parker

Could we be a little more obvious? Sheesh, you're going to start a scandal in the blog scene... Oh wait, I said that three weeks ago, I suppose the scandal has already started! Why haven't I seen the tabloids? Sigh, I am always in the dark.

@ 9:47:25 AM By Stuy Parker

I love to eat lots and lots of red meat!

@ 10:55:20 AM By Stuy Parker

Getting through the Vampire: The Dark Ages rule book stuff is, well, definately hard. Erghness ;P

@ 11:55:21 AM By Stuy Parker

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Kevin/Sam who bought me the Hamlet book bought me David Bowie's Outside!!!!!!!! YESSSSS! Woohooo! I am, well, ecstatic!!!

@ 12:31:54 PM By Stuy Parker

What's my sex, what's my name? All in all it's all the same... (If a man tries to rule the sky, he must fall...)

@ 2:29:50 PM By Stuy Parker

I've been demoralized too many times\But now I realize, Ah ah, no more.\I'm gonna get me a gun\I'm gonna get me a gun\And all those people who put me down\You better get ready to run,\Cuz I'm gonna get me a gun.

@ 2:40:43 PM By Stuy Parker

Well, uhm, gee, not much I can say. Considdering I am the big ignorant and arrogant cocksucker here. Being mean to people rules! Yeah yeah! ;)

@ 11:40:14 PM By Stuy Parker

Friday, June 16, 2000

Good Morning, Good Morning... Uh, yeah. Okay. Soo, well, I'm awake now, just so you all know... I didn't clench up in the night and die from exhaustion. Anyway, I was going to say something deathly important now, but I totally forgot what it was, so, well, oh well.

@ 7:14:02 AM By Stuy Parker

Animated Gifs up the ass. Link via WebMonkey's hideous HTML daily newsletter that I never read.

@ 7:43:47 AM By Stuy Parker

If you really loved me you'd buy me a present. (Stuy has a wishlist and so I had to make one as well to keep up with his utter coolness.)

@ 2:06:25 PM By Alli Coe

God, I fucking HATE hypocrites. Gee, I'm Rosie O'Donnel, I hate guns, I even publicly yelled at Tom Selleck on my TV show about how evil he is for being in the NRA, and then I am sending my child to school with a body guard who carries a gun. Wow, how nice, Rosie.

@ 4:08:41 PM By Stuy Parker

Looks like Snapdragon didn't launch, but I did get information from a secret spy in the originization that a supposed friend of mine is running it... Gee, What Nice People.

Believe me, when they launch it, my voice will be ringing from the heavens... Help me get word out now, people, I mean, fuck, honestly... How could they honestly say they control my idea? Maybe I'd be fine if they renamed it, because I can honestly claim total ownership over my fucking name for the project...

AUGH! I fucking hate people.

@ 4:33:11 PM By Stuy Parker

Only a few people have blogged me. I'm trying to get the word out more but you all seem so lazy and don't want to blog me! Fine! See if I care! I don't need your links! You don't need my links! Go die!

@ 4:53:29 PM By Stuy Parker

I want to live in a wigwam.

@ 5:31:01 PM By Stuy Parker

So, uhm, my late diary entry is up. Thank you.

@ 5:33:45 PM By Stuy Parker

Honestly, I was about to bust up laughing at the summary of this, until I read it and noticed how fucking scary it really is.

@ 7:31:34 PM By Stuy Parker

Flight 784 to San Francisco now boarding at Gate 38...

@ 7:45:51 PM By Stuy Parker

Maybe. Means "maybe" I'm in the next cell, another "volunteer" like you -- or "maybe" I'm in the Central Office spying on you for all those science bozos. Or, hey, "maybe" I'm not even here. "Maybe" I'm just in your head. No way to confirm anything.

@ 7:49:41 PM By Stuy Parker

Did you read in the paper today, about the man who was walking his dog? he was attacked, and his wallet and his watch were taken. And then, while he was still lying unconscious, his attacker stabbed him with a knife in both eyes. It happened four blocks from here.

@ 8:17:14 PM By Stuy Parker

On the subway today, a man came to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, this lonely man, talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head began to hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't help laughing.

@ 8:38:41 PM By Stuy Parker

I am...

GODLIKE

Move and hold your mouse over that word for information. IE only I think maybe. Helper tooltip!

@ 9:06:10 PM By Stuy Parker

New poll, bow down.

@ 9:30:42 PM By Stuy Parker

Funny EB Fact: The code for the EB design is so large I can no longer add a single line of code to it in Notepad. Notepad runs out of memory and gives me an error. Hahaha. Oh well.

@ 9:45:34 PM By Stuy Parker

Alright, there you guys go.

@ 9:59:50 PM By Stuy Parker

Old Vanillia Ice ruled, Okay, there... and favorite 80's bands and songs? Oh, uhm... The Safety Dance for overallsong, of course! Duh!, and then for overall band... probably Nina because I've been listening to her German stuff lately... Good stuff!

@ 10:34:11 PM By Stuy Parker

TerraServer finally actually found me something... My highschool... California Highschool... I perfomed Hamlet in that very top left garden area... And then I performed last night in the big gym, which is next to the parking lot... bottom left, theres the bandroom and then the large gym... Woohoo... Maybe I'll map out my daily routine for you all...

@ 11:09:58 PM By Stuy Parker

Wanna know percisely where I live and what my house looks like when you're a mile high? Well, you're prayers have been answered, child.

@ 11:34:19 PM By Stuy Parker

Thursday, June 15, 2000

Yesterday was a record hit day, and I don't even know how. It hit 360 on Stats4all, which means over 450 in actuality... Real crazy, thanks a lot. Still dunno where the hell you guys are coming from!

@ 7:40:22 AM By Stuy Parker

Sorry, haven't been on all day. This'll be my day off... I was gone all day preparing for tonight's Drama preformance... I was in quite a few scenes...

I won an outstanding actor award for my world war 2 vet going through a major die-hard crazy flashback... And then Amber-lee won best scene (and outstand-actor) for the short play me and her performed, where I was her husband supporting her after she had a miscarriage of our only daughter.

Good night, not to mention it did amazing things for my confidence, with all the girls going ga-ga over me in my old-style outfit... "Beautiful" "Sexy" "Mr. GQ" and all that crap... My god, I've never felt so hot in my life... Course, when my knees started going out on me from anticipation, that wasn't too good. Oh, and I'm a *heavy* sweater, ugh.

@ 9:36:24 PM By Stuy Parker

You were bumped weeks ago, dearest, it's because you're fucking boring! :P j/k, actually, it's because you don't blog enough, you don't talk to me, and quite frankly your design scares the crap out of me. [this was a humorous post. you can laugh now.]

@ 9:48:43 PM By Stuy Parker

Oh, I am seriously lacking on Linky Love, and I am so sorry, so I will post links to everyone whoes blogged me in the past two days (and tomorrow), uh, tomorrow... So start blogging me now so you get linky love from me, The Magnificent Stuyvescent (It's a fake name, I can change it!) tomorrow.

@ 10:06:47 PM By Stuy Parker

Whoever left the two intro lines to the Beatles' beautiful Eleanor Rigby today on my voicemail: I love you. Please email me. ;)

@ 10:17:21 PM By Stuy Parker

I am wasted. Time for bed.

@ 10:31:29 PM By Stuy Parker

Wednesday, June 14, 2000

when you're bored, as i (no one knows who i am, though) now... go here and revel in the joy that is here . yip.

@ 6:16:30 AM By Aida Clone

Yay! Sam over at Exploding Dog made a picture from a title I sent him, it was: i'm not really here ... Great! (And funny!) (I'm a little bitch!)

@ 7:21:38 AM By Stuy Parker

AlkalineShock: She linked me in her sentence, which is very nice, but she left out the ".com" so no one will ever be able to get to my site ever again. Thanks a lot!

@ 7:28:51 AM By Stuy Parker

I'd answer this question for her, but you all know me so well, I don't even have to, you'll all giggle at this sentence anyway. You dirty sicko perverted persons! Ew ew ew! [i can read minds]

@ 7:32:33 AM By Stuy Parker

Time for me to go. I'll be around later. Don't miss me too much.

@ 7:34:52 AM By Stuy Parker

I'm only a little late. Ugh, more blood, nose. Ick.

@ 7:47:13 AM By Stuy Parker

I can answer for myself. It was not as bad as I thought it would be, though my cheeks are a little chubby at the moment. No, I unfortunatly cannot put much into my mouth. Pudding and smoothies with a spoon is about it.

(I told you Jerwin loved me more, Stuy!!)

@ 1:32:28 PM By Alli Coe

Add in mashed potatoes and you have some real fun ;)

@ 6:13:47 PM By Alli Coe

/usr/bin/girl has me on her linky love page... I'm just surfing through my referrals. I'm rather sick, and I hope none of you catch it from me. Sickness, depressionistic waves, and bad sun burn do not go together very well at all.

@ 6:24:13 PM By Stuy Parker

I am seriously getting off on pulling skin off my shoulders. Ugh. I am sick. And I need to write a diary entry, probably the last one about Tara.

@ 7:03:55 PM By Stuy Parker

I really need to stop fucking pulling skin off my back, it's starting to hurt. Oh, and the ripped pieces float across the air because of my ceiling fan, and pretty soon I'm going to be walking around in an inch of the stuff. Sweeping it off the top of my monitor already.

Stupid sunburn.

@ 7:20:17 PM By Stuy Parker

The .CC People sent me a mailer telling me how outrageously important it is that I pay $250 so I can register ElectricBiscuit.CC before anyone else in this horrible industry steals my brandname! My god! It's not like .net and .org aren't taken, and I'm so sure everyone wants to steal the name ElectricBiscuit from me...

Except for that little bitch Lee (Hey Lee!) who has offically hit major stalkerdom by running over to Xanga like the little bitch he is and registering SadisticBlue... Which, for those of you who don't know, is a title I've been sitting on for about three years... Stolen from a Single Player Quake level called, well, "Sadistic Blue" which you can find in Crash's Archives... It's a quarter of the way down. It's a wonderful level and it got me into Quake, which spawned an entire addiction which will live through eternity. Who's more guilty here? Eh. Not like I used the name, and I'd give it a lot more credit than Lee would, whoes design skills go as far as ripping me off every step of the way. Oh, and his ability to write stereotypical crappy teeange angst ridden lyrics astounds me.

Course, it's funny and all, considdering he is seventeen. You'd think he'd have better things to do with his life? (Bitch, bitch, bitch.)

@ 7:30:47 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm reworking the EB design so it's less cluttered. It's not working at all, it's gonna be a big mess, but I'm sure you all can deal with it. I hope you can, because you're gonna have to. I have no pity for any of you.

@ 8:37:10 PM By Stuy Parker

Updated. I might mess with the top menu bar a bit, I should make it a little more aesthetic... Also, I killed One Liner mostly because I can't work it into the design without an even worse clutter feeling. So, uh. Oh well. No one probably noticed it anyway.

@ 9:09:39 PM By Stuy Parker

I find myself vouching for Courtney Love. This really, really, can't be good. Murderous whore has a brain though, fuck!

@ 10:00:40 PM By Stuy Parker

Sorry folks, an old friend of mine already bought me the cheapest Wishlist item... Hamlet. Ugh, why are people cheap!? :P

@ 10:13:46 PM By Stuy Parker

Tuesday, June 13, 2000

I of the mourning. Eh, oh well. I suppose I'll change the poll this friday, and post the final results somewhere... Appels and Oranjes is a good song, go on Napster and steal it from the now broken up Smashing Pumpkins.

@ 7:24:00 AM By Stuy Parker

It's Tuesday, the 13th! Bwhahahahaha! Bwhahahahaha! Bwhahahahaha!

@ 3:46:36 PM By Stuy Parker

Ich bin sehr kaputt. I'm sick and tired. Both meanings of the phrase, especially literal... Catch you later.

@ 4:00:00 PM By Stuy Parker

I cut my hair; this is usually a traumatic experience but it rocks! So. Just letting you all know. Cause you care... right? Anyways; I'm off to watch Monty Python episodes until my eyeballs crust over or I fall asleep; whichever happens first.

@ 6:46:22 PM By Ana Cohen

Ariel isn't very wise anymore, as I watch blood drip into the sink, pouring from my nose... Sigh, I am sick.

@ 8:51:17 PM By Stuy Parker

It was a semi-weird-security issue in blogger. Someone managed to get to EB from your Invitition URL, so when I clicked on it, it thought the invitation was for me... I emailed Ev about it, so no worries.

@ 8:54:59 PM By Stuy Parker

i like to write diary entires, sometimes i dont think they come across right, but this newest one, i think it's perfect... mostly the second half, really...

@ 9:50:25 PM By Stuy Parker

This would bring tears to my eyes, but I think I stressed my inability to do so in my latest diary entry.

@ 10:06:52 PM By Stuy Parker

How can someone actually think of giving this guy a webby? He's about as entertaining as a pile of bricks. (Bricks are entertaining when you start throwing them at concrete block walls, but the wall outside my house as had red marks on it for over eight years, so I should shut up)

@ 10:12:18 PM By Stuy Parker

Tired. Time for more sleep, which will only make me even more tired. I'm a big walking contradiction, leave me alone.

@ 11:09:28 PM By Stuy Parker

Monday, June 12, 2000

Funerals are rather sad. Diary entry later... Yawn.

@ 3:58:09 PM By Stuy Parker

Wow, I submitted myself to get a Volkswagen catalog for their new beetles, and they sent me back two large A4 sized poster things for the Reflex and Vapor beetles, and then two awesomely packaged packs of Reflex and Vapor trading cards, which are peices of a picture of them... Pretty nifty, I'll have to get them to send me another so I can keep them as unopened collector items! *g*

@ 4:12:19 PM By Stuy Parker

Cheddar is winning, Cheddar is winning! Bwhahaha! Bow down!

@ 4:20:24 PM By Stuy Parker

The EffStuy entry about the funeral is up... I promise to start writing more interesting in depth into the mind of Stuy type entries later on... I just get winded writing about all the experiences that I can't even think about writing some thought provoking commentary for you all ;P I am but a slave, what good can I do!?

@ 5:04:58 PM By Stuy Parker

I set up a second blogger, which is a waste of time, just to run that "One Liner" at the top of the page... I probably could of thought of more functional ways to run the thing, because that wont be very functional if I want to change it more than once a day, but I'm a big stupid idiot, so you can't expect too much of my lazy ass.

@ 6:04:49 PM By Stuy Parker

My horoscope today was hilariously, and sadisticly, appropriate. It was : It's hard to start this week when you can't get over what happened last week. Think positive thoughts, even if you're unable to act on them. : Yeah, really. This, as I'm downloading "Adam's Song" because I'm a self-pitying little fucker.

@ 6:21:11 PM By Stuy Parker

I hate Winamp, let it be known, I hate winamp. Sing it from the tops of moutains. I hate Winamp.

@ 7:20:57 PM By Stuy Parker

Notice while I go... CHE-DAR-ER CHE-DAR-ER! err... Well, okay, fine. I originally thought you were saying monster-ay-jack, but that's because I'm a blind idiot.

@ 8:32:47 PM By Stuy Parker

I started up a Xanga account... You can view it here... I'll have to add it to the menu later. Depressive night, time for sleep.

@ 11:08:16 PM By Stuy Parker

I'll stick to my solid faith in the fact that people suck, but believe in what you want, zippy dearest. and, hell, on an arena where I can be arrogrant and egotistical, everyone can be. This is more of a will power and self-confidence issue on my part, but god knows what other people have in their heads. [yes, people scare me]

@ 11:32:13 PM By Stuy Parker

I won't be around for a couple days due to getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow. Email me, send me online cards, link to me or eb and I will love you forever! I hope I'll be back soon.

@ 11:47:21 PM By Alli Coe

Sunday, June 11, 2000

I've never felt so beat down in my life. I think I'll go lay down somemore. No diary entry yet, because I'm in too much pain. My knees don't want to function, and I'm on fire... So, uhm... Well, see you later.

@ 9:40:39 AM By Stuy Parker

I'm still in a lot of pain, just so you guys don't forget or anything... I sure could use some sympathy linkylove/email/messages/voicemail... But I wont be obvious about my tiny little trifle.

@ 9:55:39 AM By Stuy Parker

Pepper.

Thanks for the sidebar link, sprink, but I can't bloody read your page. At all. (At all.)

@ 9:57:58 AM By Stuy Parker

Just incase you missed it, and god knows you did, because I didn't tell you guys, here's the link to reasons your goldfish died, my entry is at top. (Notice how many commas that stupid sentence used? I must have broken like, fifty, grammar rules.)

@ 10:06:24 AM By Stuy Parker

I love Metallica. Only because they're fun to laugh at. And I had to listen to all of their old crap at the beach all day yesterday :|

@ 10:17:13 AM By Stuy Parker

People don't realize that Contast is good... When you have a dark background, especially if it's purple, don't put black text on it... I mean, really. Put a white or another light color... Contrast is pleasant. Contrast is needed. Contrast is readable.

@ 10:21:16 AM By Stuy Parker

I hate my job. I wish I worked someplace cool, like... Um. Okay, I wish I got paid to do nothing! Or maybe I could work with NASA! Yeah! Don't you just WANT me controlling our astronauts... "Lemme see here... push the RED button... or was it the blue one... oh hell I'll just push 'em both!" (That's so me too... scary)

@ 10:34:21 AM By Ana Cohen

I've done this so many times it's uncool. I go to the blogger front page, to go do a 'self-indulgent search' like we all not-so-guiltily do, and my mind skips like a badly warped record and I always end up clicking on one of my blogs. I then go, "Why did I go into here?" followed shortly by "Shit, I meant to search." ... Sometimes I never figure out that I meant to search until ten mintues later. I am pathetic.

@ 2:17:37 PM By Stuy Parker

I wish I had cute stuff on my desk. I usually have several empty pepsi cans, a half empty can of Easy Cheese, and a shitload of CD cases everywhere. In a dark room. With a dark wood corner desk. With all kinds of body parts in jars lining the top of it. (These pics were taken shortly after christmas, so a lot has changed, but still.) I am a walking Nabisco comercial.

@ 2:49:48 PM By Stuy Parker

I went to Bloggers.com thinking I was going to Blogger, and when it came up with a "Coming Soon!" page, I freaked out thinking blogger was gone. But as I brought up the "Blog This!" window, I went "Uh, wait a second," and realized I was really just a big stupid idiot.

@ 3:31:45 PM By Stuy Parker

Yay no more having to deal with that lame archive page. For archived dates, go down to the bottom of the left menu. Thank goodness!

@ 3:45:36 PM By Stuy Parker

Nice, no has blogged me today at all. Except for myself. I tend to blog myself a lot. Sigh. I am pathetiqe.

@ 3:58:17 PM By Stuy Parker

I never gave you aught. And how could you see that without me? Damnit, I need to see that just so I can poke fun at the actress who plays Ophellia because she has to suck. Not to mention Ethan Hawke makes a poor Hamlet... Course, I'm partial to Mel Gibson, Helna Bonham Carter, and even Kenneth Branagh, so I'm biased.

@ 4:14:03 PM By Stuy Parker

I finally got up the nerve and guts to take a shower, yet I still have sand in my ear. Goddamnit, why, oh why?

@ 4:55:35 PM By Stuy Parker

I finally did a diary entry about my trip. It's a horrible read and I wish I wrote it better, but I don't feel too hot. Go read it, if only for the terrible joke that should make everyone want to vomit.

@ 5:27:56 PM By Stuy Parker

It took you that long to get this peice of shit up? God, and you were trying to claim I was ripping you off earlier in the year. You dumbass! I will bury you! *giggles*

@ 5:43:38 PM By Stuy Parker

I just noticed I was #1 on power bloggers... That can't be good, at all, I mean, really. It's sad that you get #1 when you're not even paying attention or trying to. I was struggling in the mid 40's earlier today and just stopped looking. Oh well.

@ 6:43:51 PM By Stuy Parker

It's not a minimal role when she's straddling my stick shift. Damn straight. Mmm mmm mmm...

@ 6:51:15 PM By Stuy Parker

Oh, no... Please don't hold it against me!

@ 7:00:36 PM By Stuy Parker

For some reason, I actually didn't find this funny, at all. Maybe I'm just dull, or maybe I've been in so many situations like that, I get that feeling of cold emptiness too. I am a big pathetic loser. I've said that so many times today I am starting to believe my own lies.

@ 7:38:06 PM By Stuy Parker

I love somewhere around this area, just take me word for it. Talk about giving me a big fucking headache, I give up.

@ 8:11:31 PM By Stuy Parker

I only just now realized how horrible everything I write is. I mean, out of the blog, everything I write is plagued by spelling and grammatical errors. I should just go shoot myself... I suppose I'll go redesign the About Us page and rewrite the entire thing because, well, I can write jack shit if I try to. I am so pathetic. Until then, nobody read anything on EB except for Cruelly Reviewed, EffStuy, and this blog. Thank you.

@ 8:28:36 PM By Stuy Parker

The new about page is up... With a blue and orange design, just because I'm cheap like that... I rewrote some bits, added some bits, and hopefully corrected some of the obviously horrid spelling errors. I feel like shit now, and am thoroughly disgusted at my Mother because she's a bumbling idiot, so I'm gonna go lay down and try to unheat.

@ 9:34:01 PM By Stuy Parker

Intel isn't very nice, I don't think.

@ 10:50:35 PM By Stuy Parker