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Saturday, June 10, 2000
You're mocking me with your blog title, Aren't you? I mean, "yanadia--naked pictures galore. i swear." sounds awfully like "ElectricBiscuit (Free Pornography!)"... I mean, really, how evil can one person get? You're going to make me cry But, as I said before, I don't have tear ducts. @ 12:31:51 AM By Stuy Parker (Bitch Mode) ElectricBiscuit is one word, not two! Not Electric Biscuit, it's ElectricBiscuit... Get it right people! So, it's a complex compound word... Pronounced e-lec-tri-cibi-su-it. Jeez, people these days! They have no idea about the modern english language! @ 12:39:33 AM By Stuy Parker If you loved me, you'd buy me a Ford Focus. @ 12:41:43 AM By Stuy Parker My pale scrawny geeky white ass will be heading out to the beach today, just to get the crap burnt out of me, so there wont be any blogging from me for quite some time, I hope you don't miss me. For linky love and bloggy goodness, bother Ariel, Ana, Aida, or even Lindsay (Even if she never world)... Wow, check that out, two guys (one non-existant one) and four girls on staff... I got a sweet deal here at EB, no? @ 9:10:59 AM By Stuy Parker The beach will have either of one effect on me... 1) I'll burn, and when I peel, I'll still be pale, or 2) I will catch instantenous skin cancer and die days later. (Sigh.) Time to go to the beach and be the only group whoes boom box is blasting Radiohead or Aphex Twin... ahhaa. Woo. @ 9:40:36 AM By Stuy Parker Damn, that means I'm supposed to blog, doesn't it? Oh and who is Aida? @ 8:37:18 PM By Alli Coe
Boylog: "What if I'M the wrong guy? What if all my thinking and trying to figure out why I can't meet a compatible guy has all been misguided? What if I'M the problem?" No, don't think that. You are NEVER the problem, you must always believe it is the other person. Seriously, even if someone does cause the problems and truly is the problem there is probably someone out there who will not see them that way and will love themd despite or even for their problems. @ 9:32:42 PM By Alli Coe This is the kind of thing you joke with your friends about making but never actually do. The post about the naked man was the funniest part even though it has nothing to do with the neighbor's sex life. @ 10:11:57 PM By Alli Coe
I am the lobster. ::snap:: I went for... 2) Instanteous Skin Cancer. I'll have a diary entry up in a bit when the wind from the ceiling fan feel like like it's blowing the smoldering ashes of Barton's play, except the ashes are my bring pink flesh. @ 10:39:37 PM By Stuy Parker Friday, June 09, 2000 If I haven't told you guys enough, you really should read my fuckin' diary, man. Cos I'm Brad, fuckin', Pitt, dude. @ 12:23:00 AM By Stuy Parker I'm obsessed with myself. Yes. @ 7:24:52 AM By Stuy Parker Evil, Stuy is ok, and I hate when people link to me without personal commentary on how amazingly cool I am. That really hurts, dude. Er, Luke. @ 7:28:21 AM By Stuy Parker
I thought it was just your taste for Space Invader Pornography... You, exploiting those poor space invaders who thought they were coming to america for a better future! You are evil! I'm not quite sure if Chasing Jackets is insulting me, or complimenting me, but both links go to the same place, so no worries for you guys, eh! I went to Choke and Stammer simply because of the title, but I honestly don't see any choking or stammering... That red face sure does scare the bloody crap out of me though. Daikatana doesn't actually suck, it's a pitty the "Sidekicks" are so fucking lame... They're about as useful as Reaper bots... That was my geek gamer post for the day, I wont bore you any longer. I'm feeling like Romero's bitch right now. Blogger told me they have prettier popups now, but I really don't see what's so pretty about them. It's nice that it says "ElectricBiscuit (Free Pornography!)" at the top, because last night I misposted a HUGE diary entry to EB and not to my diary because I am a big stupid ape. Hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo *scratches armpits* Where's Charleston Heston!?! I probably spelt that wrong, didn't I? Jerwin hasn't blogged me today yet, so I'm feeling thoroughly unloved but I wont rub it in your face, like some hilariously stupid people... Okay, I admit, that link had nothing to do with what I wrote, but it's absolutely classic anyway. That Ming Dynasty mus'n't have been very weighty, their chairs breaking all the time like that. Thats my post for the day! Love you all! Good night! (Not really.) @ 12:29:42 PM By Stuy Parker "It's no surprise to me that intellectuals commit suicide, go mad or die from drink. We feel things more than other people. We know the world is rotten and that chins are ruined by spots." - Sue Townsend (as Adrian Mole) @ 12:49:39 PM By Stuy Parker I have Fans! I mean, really, how could a single person compliment me more than saying I am "...a boring [weblog] at that." Thank you, thank you! You like me! You really, really, like me! @ 12:56:11 PM By Stuy Parker Misery has a new wallpaper up... For all you depressive freaks who are into really dark but jaw dropping artwork, head on over to misery. Visit his old site for even more of his amazing artwork... Misery is the man. MmMHm! @ 1:08:12 PM By Stuy Parker I've never been so suspecious of anyone in my life. @ 1:29:24 PM By Stuy Parker I've found the choking and stuttering, I suppose... Erghness. @ 1:46:00 PM By Stuy Parker Oh baby! Roseanne Barr nude! I can't wait to see that peice of sexy meet Tom Arnold got to keep to himself all those years! mm mm mm! @ 2:48:44 PM By Stuy Parker Notice how I spelt meat wrong? I am stupid. @ 3:02:30 PM By Stuy Parker Alright, the EB Poll is up. You can blame the question on Natalie, because it was her kooky suggestion. My next update step will be to fix my Archive headaches and add the archive links to the sidebar, because *damn* having to update like that is outrageously obnoxious. Oh well. Catch you later. @ 4:03:22 PM By Stuy Parker How can anyone not love Jerwin? Check out what he did - it's the Blogstreet Boys. Heheh. Is it just me or does the picture of Ryan Phillippe really work for Stuy? I'm slightly jealous of all the love and attention Stuy gets from Jerwin. What about me, Jerwin? What about me? @ 5:12:28 PM By Alli Coe
It only took me a mintue to figure out what acerbic meant. But, no, Atley is older than me... Not by much though, not by much! Oh, and if you want a picture of me, jeez, you just gotta check my sexy body out... I got skin as smooth as a baby's beee-hind! I still have that clown, he's just a dark shade of brown, and his yellow collar has been looped from shoulder to under arm because it is far stretched out... He's my good luck charm! I got him on my first halloween... OooOOoo Spooky! His name is Obo! @ 5:24:41 PM By Stuy Parker Ack! Sorry, I'm stupid... Also if you want a real picture of me, you're gonna have to deal with a shot of my beautiful all natural hair! @ 5:43:35 PM By Stuy Parker I'm out to see Gone in 60 Seconds... With two amazingly cool people in it... Nick Cage! (Snake Eyes!) and Angelina Jolie! (Breasts!) ...Uh, yeah. Car chases are awesome, hopefully it wont be a steaming pile of crap like M:I2... @ 6:48:19 PM By Stuy Parker
So I'm amazingly stupid when it comes to situations where I can be easily killed by a hombre with a gat. What's it to you? Gone in Sixty Seconds was good, so you should go see it. I'm thankful you knew it was my knee, other people had rather, uh, inappropriate for internet excellence kind of guesses. Thanks, it feels good to be called Babe, again... Considdering my non-existant girl never does *cough cough* Also, the side bar link and the two (three!) blog links make me feel extra crispy. Err, spicy. Blah, who said it wasn't nice... Just a joke, don't take offense, you just need some choking and stammering! That's all! ;) @ 10:36:27 PM By Stuy Parker Wendsay, May 24th, Stroked Biz Stone's ego. Necessary? Not at all. @ 10:47:06 PM By Stuy Parker
This is so fucking cool. Online Word Processor, sad thing is no one has written anything cool or useful, and saved it, so other people could read the mystery writing... That'd be so cool if someone wrong some lengthy thing about how they killed Jean Bennett and saved it, and everyone read it, and no one knew who wrote it! Hahahahaha! That would be SO COOL! ... really. @ 11:04:23 PM By Stuy Parker I just tried to get my toe nail clippers from behind me using my foot... It didn't really work. I'm still trying to get my right pinkie toe out of my right ear. Eh. @ 11:21:54 PM By Stuy Parker
I just remember something. Robert, this fat jolly lying bullshit guy I know, said this to me after I said something funny. It was like six months ago and I wrote it down, to write it on EB because it was, well, it was hilarious and it's the imbodiment of me... Well, anyway, it was... "You're so stupid, you make everything you say sound funny!" @ 11:34:57 PM By Stuy Parker I was having such a bad night but then I saw that Jerwin loves me and my breasts and that just made me feel so much better. Although, Stuy and I then got into an argument about who Jerwin loved more but we won't get into that. @ 11:57:31 PM By Alli Coe Thursday, June 08, 2000
You stop blogging for a day and a half and your visitors stop visiting... How un-nice of everyone! Harrumph! Anyway, as a catchup, I have some one liners for you. Uh, No. @ 2:51:51 PM By Stuy Parker
I just had to spend twenty mintues explaining to my friend that NameZero is bullshit and you're not actually getting a domain name out of them, you're getting a shitty redirect service while they deem ownership over your domain for a year or two... Ugh, what a bunch of crap. They hide the truth from you really well too, I had to go through about five pages before I got to their FAQ page which took me about ten more mintues just scroll around and decode all the bullshit into the truth about the banner bar and the redirect crap. @ 3:07:18 PM By Stuy Parker Earthlink, you suck. Alright, it's nice that I'm actually getting to connect at my unusual 42.666 speed that I rarely, if ever, connect at... But when you disconnect me every twenty mintues, it doesn't make me feel all orgasmical, you know? I'd rather connect at 31.2 and stay connected for twenty-four hours straight, kay? @ 3:22:23 PM By Stuy Parker Blah, I'm pisces, and I'm the biggest self-named web superstar there is. I would care about your ear infection, but I don't care, because all of us web superstars are heartless cold shells of our former selves. They say things like this: One friend down, five to go! @ 3:31:10 PM By Stuy Parker Ketchup bottles that look like this, just scream of modern society. Also, we're installing a new garage door. One that isn't fourty years old, and wont crush my mortal earth shell (body) when I do a slow motion Indiana Jones roll under it. @ 3:35:45 PM By Stuy Parker Wow, nice pants. @ 4:02:20 PM By Stuy Parker I am actually really enjoying this page of hatred, I'm just waiting for her to insult Trent Reznor, Radiohead, or even Devo... Then I'll hate her in return. @ 4:21:26 PM By Stuy Parker I'm not even past the splash page, but I already like it, almost loving it. [link : vicious thinks] @ 4:34:58 PM By Stuy Parker I take it all back. After the cool splash graphic, superdyke's design turns into crap, but the reading should be good... I hope. @ 4:40:20 PM By Stuy Parker Nope, I don't like SuperDyke, such a pity too. I sure to like Radiohead, though. [you have all just bared witness to a stuy thought process] @ 4:54:56 PM By Stuy Parker
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i will live a WALLPAPER life! [this has been a radiohead moment] @ 5:15:57 PM By Stuy Parker I'm gonna try a experiment in which I can force myself to blog through the dreamcast. Silly dreamcast wont even know what hit him... It'll all begin with an email address I will never check : electricsheep@electricbiscuit.com : send email there if you never want to be read. Really. @ 5:28:00 PM By Stuy Parker
Going online from the Dreamcast is Worthless Reason Number One: It's slow. It's painfully slow. It renderes even slightly complex pages slowly. It downloads slowly. It's slow. Slow Slow Slow. When I say slow, I'm not kidding. It's suppose to be the Dreamcast powerhouse, but it can't even render webpages without dropping the framerate to 0.5f/s. I really don't understand. And it honestly couldn't be so hard to develope a slightly functional browser. I mean, ugh, why incorperate Flash support before you have a fully functioning HTML renderer? Sigh. Reason Two: There isn't anything to do. I can't blog from it (no java), and going on IRC is pointless when the keyboard is a cumbersome contraption that feels like I'm pressing down on rubber blocks. Not to mention, people suck in general, so why bother? They need to take out the IRC and add in Instant Messaging, and then I'll be a happy guy. @ 6:07:17 PM By Stuy Parker "What's essentially happening is the Earth is having a huge rubbery blob thrown in its face at 1,000 kilometres a second." [duck] @ 6:24:18 PM By Stuy Parker Quake3Rally, I am, as one, completely utterly fucking ecstatic. @ 6:41:37 PM By Stuy Parker
I think I'm going to start some kind of Weekly Poll thing, but I'm not quite sure how to add it to the design. I'm thinking a little table within this text area, but I dunno how I'd pull that off. I want to keep the blog the main easy to focus content dealie, but I really would like to do a poll box. Just, I like everything the way it is. *sigh* I am so lame sometimes. I'll work it out, I suppose... Shit, I have a four page or so paper to write tonight, oh well. @ 7:13:50 PM By Stuy Parker Bye bye dlevy!, I'm sure Harvard will miss you, in all your showtune singing ability. And now I will no longer have the ability to say "Yeah, I know a guy who goes to Harvard, he's a big queer! And when I say big, I mean it!" and watch all the eyebrows in the house raise about an inch. @ 7:18:42 PM By Stuy Parker
The Abyss is on Sci-Fi right now, which it always seems to be. They must have bought it or something, considdering they're a lot like Comedy Central and have a small archive of Sci-Fi movies to play. But, bless them, the Abyss is amazing, and, oh yeah... Anyone who can't absolutely adore Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio should die. It's a pitty she's, oh, 42 now... She's definately old enough to be my mother (and then some) but, you know, we can get past that barrier, right? 42 is the Answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything... Right, right? @ 7:40:18 PM By Stuy Parker
"I Know What Boys Like" by the Waitresses is probably one of the most horrible sounding songs, with one of the worst videos in the world... That actually managed to become very catchy, and is probably a trademark of, well, everything. It's, actually, very very very sad... Honestly, there can't be a single person in the world who honestly thinks that song is a work of genius. And if you do, you're wrong. @ 8:01:12 PM By Stuy Parker Shaft looks stupid, and M.Y.O.B. (on NBC) wasn't funny. It was more like grim self-mockery, than funny. I don't care what the critics say. @ 8:07:20 PM By Stuy Parker
I'm honestly seriously loving how yana blogged me, because that seriously touches me, just the way she referred to me. Makes me feel like a big internet rockstar. Maybe I should stop referring to that title? I'm going to jinx myself and end up a big bloated Elvis, dead on a toilet, minus the $20 ham samwhich and the legacy behind my corpse. Wow, that was grim. Also, I like show Yana says she's always checking in on me, but notice how I'm nowhere near her daily list... Harrumph! I see how it is now! Stroking my ego because I lost a friend... It's almost enough to make a guy cry! Key word : almost. Yes, I am a big dickhead. But you can continue to laugh at my bad humor. I give you permission. But damnit, that really ugly person over there, go away! I told you to go away about a week ago, as I praised all the beautiful people. People these days! No respect for their superiors! @ 8:21:16 PM By Stuy Parker I get a late start, but I can still manage to stay on top of Jerwin... Thank goodness! Well, not really, I like to be on bottom, but that's just personal preference... Oh, and too much information! I think I'll go now! @ 8:38:09 PM By Stuy Parker Keanu Reeves is not a good public speaker. I've never laughed internally so hard at someone stumbling over his own words for about three mintues... Poor Keanu, it's a pity he has no acting talent (Anyone seen Much Ado About Nothing?) or, well, brain what so ever. He's the Britney Spears of acting. Poor fellow. @ 8:46:09 PM By Stuy Parker The MTV Movie Awards is going for all out Shite this year. They must of chose Sara Jessica Parker just for that not-quite-funny Matrix parody at the beginning. Sigh. eMpTyV strikes again! Woohoo! I should just change the channel but my fingers can't travel the few inches to the remote. @ 9:06:45 PM By Stuy Parker Did I forget to mention MTV sucks? Oh, I didn't? Sorry then. Maybe if you guys haven't noticed, check out my diary more often, I'll be updating it more now... Just because I really haven't got anything better to do... Wondering how I can intergrate it more into EB but I dunno... We'll see, eh? Hmpf. @ 9:18:51 PM By Stuy Parker Haley Joel Osmet got the "You're too boring so we're gonna make the camera zoom around you back and forth a lot" approach, mostly because his acceptance speech was rather intelligent, well spoken, and, generally smart... AKA: Boring to the current MTV degeneration. @ 10:13:09 PM By Stuy Parker Did I ever mention... Oh, I wont even bother this time. @ 10:18:45 PM By Stuy Parker Janet Jackson makes me want to gag. She looks like a bad Picasso that had some really dark brown elephant shit rubbed into it. No, uh, shit. Also, Keanu Reeves won for Best Male Performance? Well, uh... I've already been over about how much MTV and Keanu suck, so I suppose I wont have to repeat myself. @ 10:42:06 PM By Stuy Parker Wednesday, June 07, 2000 I was just browsing through websites and pictures and found this picture. "Salinas to Gilroy"...that's where I live. I'm seriously excited that someone was here and bothered to take a picture of this area. @ 9:56:17 AM By Alli Coe
Barton Mather, a happy smiley friend of mine, hung himself yesterday afternoon, he was found by his mother, the information was delivered to my Drama class in the morning. I was in the play he wrote, in which I got up at one point and had to attack people with a fork, screaming "Get these goddamn japs off of me!" in a flasetto world war ii flashback. Diary Entry here... Thank you for reading. Blogger Team: Please do not blog for the rest of the day until I say it's OK, thank you... 3:08 PM I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about the asylum. He masked heaven and hell for me, using metaphors I didn't understand two years ago. I went on Prozac, after about a month, the celebritiness of being on an anti-depressant wore off, and it wasn't 'cool' anymore to say you're messed up. The attention fades into white and it's not fun anymore. People are wary of you, you get tagged with being the next columbine even years later. You can't escape the label, you don't appreciate it any longer, and it'll be there forever. There isn't anything quite like going to sleep, believing you wont be waking up in the morning. After you do the deed, you don't worry about it, you think it's over. That's all there is to it, there isn't anything suspensful or cool about it any longer. You don't have a chance to say "Oh, shit" as your last breath is choked out. You don't want to at that point, because you know it's pointless. Too late to go back and take the path that was worn down and beaten, you had to choose the path less travelled by... But sometimes, it seems to be the light at the end of your tunnel. It's funny to think about it, when you had no beliefs at the time. I think I'd rather be somewhere, to still exist, than to not exist at all. @ 1:00:19 PM By Stuy Parker Tuesday, June 06, 2000 Member of Woogoo now (It's that creepy ass flashy button)... Uh, woo? (goo!) @ 7:32:39 AM By Stuy Parker The Woogoo button frightens me. Just thought I'd share. @ 1:42:23 PM By Alli Coe
Everything frightens you, Ariel (I think I'll just call you Alli). Like, uhm, my big evil cat! It frightens you, doesn't it! It jumps out and goes "Booga-booga-booga!" and you nearly jump out of your skin. If that happened to me, I'd jump out of my skin too... But, I don't have skin. @ 3:31:53 PM By Stuy Parker
Hmm, Okay, so when I start stealing your coding and design, lets see if you feel the same way, dearie. Oh, and I am not a "her"... I think I state clearly my two *male* names in the things you copied, but whatever... I wont pick a fight, it's not worth it, lol... @ 3:42:03 PM By Stuy Parker I got charisma, baby. That's why! @ 3:43:56 PM By Stuy Parker My extreme tracker isn't, uh, tracking... I'll have to fiddle with the code later. Stupid counters. @ 3:45:57 PM By Stuy Parker
Behold, the most beautiful woman in the world, Angela Lindvall... For the original site of all these pictures (and a lot more) go to Bluefunk's site. Also, be sure to visit his main page, (smile) for other beauties. Angela Lindvall is, well, a work of pure art... Too perfect to touch. Afraid to smear the painting, you know? I am such a guy. @ 4:02:34 PM By Stuy Parker
I've determined my system crash problem to be linked to my image browser... SuperJPG... Alright, anyone out there know of any good image browsers? Displays thumbnails in the directories on disk, and you can double click to bring up a picture... So you can make a big collage on screen for, uh, demonstration purposes... *cough cough* Anyone? @ 4:45:47 PM By Stuy Parker
Demonstration purposes, Stuy? Dirty. (Please, oh please, don't let him be using saved pics from my webcam for "demonstration purposes.") Damn, why does buying drugs have to be so difficult? @ 5:37:07 PM By Alli Coe Can't blog from within the Dreamcast, and not to mention EB doesnt work on blogger. It shows the title grey graphic, and then the blog stuff, and the bottom EB graphic, but that is *all*... No tables, no menu, no nothing. Very funny. @ 5:59:18 PM By Stuy Parker The Effervescent Stuyvesant took the design from the born-into-death EB Journal, so now you can read my deepest innermost thoughts in a nice design. Welcome to linage two point oh... ahha. I am so lame! @ 7:16:03 PM By Stuy Parker
This tagline will give me fits of giggles for quite some time to come. I actually saw Fluffly Battle Kitten blogged elsewhere about a month ago and assumed the domain name was far too cute for me to visit. But, alas, I was wrong. She's got me going to the WOTD though, grr. I'm feeling supernal. @ 7:32:02 PM By Stuy Parker I'm not really funny. I just play one on t.v. @ 7:33:33 PM By Stuy Parker You confused the fucking hell out of me, Jerwin, I see some silly site called '2xy.org=f(ab)" when I experimentally search for "Stuy" on blogger to see if people talk about me behind my back... and I see it there a lot... So I'm like "what the fuck?" as any good natured human bean would be. @ 8:11:57 PM By Stuy Parker When you have a five mintue long conversation with Herbert, the Psychic Duck, that is actually rather coherant, you can believe you have problems, too. @ 8:41:01 PM By Stuy Parker Monday, June 05, 2000 This looks really interesting - turning my Nikon F3 into a digital camera - Damn, that's what dreams are made of. (Site found via Ev.) @ 1:37:42 PM By Alli Coe Hm, thought Stuy would have posted but I guess he's too busy planning his crazy trip. Ah, well, I'm babysitting and just put the kids to sleep so I thought I'd post real quick. @ 8:41:15 PM By Alli Coe
Ack... Ich bin sehr traurig! I haven't blogged at all... So my apologies, and some linky-love to Zippyblog for linking to me... Also, I dunno if I'll blog the rest of the day either. Very stressful day to me... Came home sick, and all I've eaten sense 5:20pm last night has been some buttery noodles and a few bites of a chicken leg... Gonna go reheat some pizza, catch you guys later. @ 8:41:53 PM By Stuy Parker Right on! Thank god someone shares my thinking. Even if kind of different, but you know, we're all hypocrites. @ 8:43:31 PM By Stuy Parker John Lennon has a beautiful voice... I love how he croons "I'm just a jealous guy"... He makes my heart melt... Anyway, seems like a lot of domains are broken for me, I can't get to torrez.org, or ithinkitsucks.com or other places... Ergh! Time for that pizza! @ 8:45:02 PM By Stuy Parker
Oh... It feels so good to eat again. I love food. Food is good. Any of you webloggers out there cycle? I want to get into cycling now... @ 8:53:20 PM By Stuy Parker Hypocritical Message of the Day : God, such stupid kids these days, no common sense. @ 9:02:21 PM By Stuy Parker Victoria's Secret is having their semi-annual sale. I don't think anyone could possible understand how exciting this is to me. Seriously, I'm really excited. Is that so wrong? @ 9:08:05 PM By Alli Coe This is some of the sickest shit to hit the internet: The Pumproom... Only go if you really wanted to be disguised (18 and under safe link, it's just very very very strange...) @ 9:38:18 PM By Stuy Parker Stuy pointed me towards the Pumproom thing. It is strange and I've never heard about anything like it before (and I have taken Sexuality classes so I know about fetishes). They aren't harming anyone and it is good there is support for those who are into that so that they can do it properly. I keep wondering why they do it though. How does one even think of the idea of pumping up their stomach? Hmm, anyone have any insight on that? @ 10:03:27 PM By Alli Coe I think someone some how injected a virus into my system. I don't know how, and the smart thing for me to do would be to install a virus scan. But, uh, I wont... I'll let my programs and system crash randomly, it's fine with me. @ 10:11:41 PM By Stuy Parker
I didn't even break the Power Bloggers list today... I am pathetic. Anyway... in 17 days... Err, 16 days and one hour... EB will have been a blog for three whole months... Wowza! Three very fast moving months. Nice spending time with you all, you're good folks. You, the one with the hair, you're kind of ugly, though. Could you leave? @ 11:04:23 PM By Stuy Parker I never heard Sexual intercourse with a woman called... Well, uh, that. I don't think "I'm going to cunt you like an animal" has the same ring to it, no? @ 11:09:06 PM By Stuy Parker Sunday, June 04, 2000 I'm gonna just fucking recode the entire damn design, this is seriously pissing me off. Harder than hardcore now. Oh well, thanks for no help, everybody. Not that I expected any mind you, but there's always hope for your knight in shining armour, right? *eg* @ 12:13:48 AM By Stuy Parker I didn't realize I was following these instructions to a T until I actually read the article... My god, you may already be an internet rockstar, too! ...Minus all the Dick Clark, Gary Coleman, and especially without that goddamn Ed McMahon! @ 12:48:11 AM By Stuy Parker
I just said perhaps one of the most redundant things in my entirely life to Abi. It was: "If I could set up CGI, which I can if I could, I'd host cgi for ya." Yeah! I can if I could! mmhmm! @ 12:51:34 AM By Stuy Parker I refuse to be genuinely confused by a site called prettie, damnit. @ 1:28:35 AM By Stuy Parker Working on the Remix... I got the menus working, it just needed a code rewrite of everything... So now even the code base is improved, woohoo. Also, it was too good to last, homesite and IE both crashed on me at 4 days, 17 hours, and 27 mintues... Oh well, I was hoping to shoot for a week but with all the work I do in Photoshop and Homesite, I didn't figure it would survive. Stupid great bloated programs. @ 12:42:13 PM By Stuy Parker
Woohoo. The remix is up... The remix title is just to mock everyone else out there with their "Nude" "Love" "Hate" titled designs... Bwhahaha. Alright... Be sure to report any errors... And because I went a little overboard, there will be broken images on loading due to the server and stuff... So just Show Image on those. The Cruel Review of the Cruel Review Reviewers is up, and also there are two Site Reviews... I'll be reviewing Cruel Reviewed sites, with a more positive and helpful light upon them, so the people who run the websites can actually get some hints and tips. The first two are of their Winner and Loser of the week. Thank you for your time. @ 1:25:58 PM By Stuy Parker Since no one can see the difference between the old design and the new... Here you go, this is the unremixed version. Enjoy. @ 1:37:32 PM By Stuy Parker
It's funny how seriously people can take something... They're just getting funnier and funnier the more and more offended they become... I'm almost rolling on the floor laughing. But, I don't laugh. @ 2:05:15 PM By Stuy Parker
Everyone loves Atley more than me. I could cry right now. But, I don't have tear ducts. @ 2:16:11 PM By Stuy Parker Everyone email Fred and tell him that he should visit ElectricBiscuit every day because I kick major ass... Oh! And we have oily naked male and female strippers everywhere! @ 2:22:29 PM By Stuy Parker
I'm just pissing off people left and right, this is so much fun. I could do this for years! (Perhaps, I will!) But, I only have seven days to live. @ 2:31:49 PM By Stuy Parker
Ahhh, the power of love. The doctor's name is Wiener, haha, I am so mature. Anyway, I wish I could feel love that strong. But, I don't have a heart. @ 2:50:49 PM By Stuy Parker I just wanted to take this time to tell everyone that Elastica's new album, The Menace, is one of the greatest albums ever made. Just so you know, I wouldn't like you to forget. @ 3:04:10 PM By Stuy Parker My body is dishelved from roaming through the woods. Ironically, we were going in the other direction than intended. I'm home, now. I'm slaving over a report of The Bell Jar , but all I can think about is prime time television and the joy of a warm bath. To save some time, kids, if you're ever doing a literary report go to here before you start anything. Over and out. @ 4:17:58 PM By Aida Clone
Welcome, *cough* Aida *cough* to the blogger team... Anyway, I'll be leaving at 6 to go to a FREE Weird Al concert in Brea... So if any of you are heading out there to see him, watch for a tall pale scrawny white guy, with short blond beautiful hair, in a green jacket, jeans and a black NIN T-Shirt... It's probably me, so say hello. Or smack me in the head, depending on who you are. @ 4:21:53 PM By Stuy Parker
Wow, I feel so empty... I just shut down my *coughcough* site. I feel so... sad. I'm gonna go take a hot bubble-bath and drink some wine coolers until I feel better about myself. *heh... rock* See you when I'm hopefully drunk off my ass. Life could you be a little softer to me? @ 7:51:53 PM By Ana Cohen
People are so lubricous... I'll put your link up tomorrow, jerk-head ;P The free Weird Al concert was pretty great, it made me feel like a pedophile though (Will explain in diary) and other assorted mis-givings. This may turn out to be one of the most humourous (and mean!) diary entires I ever write. God, I never knew there was such a collective of ----- ----- in Southern California. Check out my diary later in the day, I'll post the link then for you people who don't have easy directory names memorized. @ 10:22:16 PM By Stuy Parker The diary entry is up, view it, uhm, at Effervescent Stuyvesant. @ 10:42:47 PM By Stuy Parker I'm listening to (the) Prodigy because of Weird Al. Damn the man. Fat of the Land is a good CD, ruined by radio overplay. Why does everything sound so dull through my $300 speakers now. Damnit. Oh well. Enough bitching for tonight. @ 11:09:31 PM By Stuy Parker Ahhh. Prodigy MP3s started to sound really staticy (Don't have a clue why) so I, god forbid, switched over to Metallica's S&M... Which is hilariously cool because they're *competely illegal*... Watch me piss off everyone, and steal Metallica's music with one stone! (Birds!) @ 11:24:01 PM By Stuy Parker
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