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Saturday, June 03, 2000
ElectricBiscuit is 660% pure Bullshit. Yeah! I own you with 69 points! You know what that means... We have more sex based content than anyone else on the internet! Ownage! Thank you, Bullshit Analyzer [link : iritabilita] @ 12:04:52 AM By Stuy Parker
I was almost going to submit EB to cruel review, but I read their sidebar... "Linking MP3s of copyrighted material (distributing them) from your site is illegal, in case you weren't aware." Yeah, and, your point being? Are you an uptight censorship organization too? God, I really hate people. I almost dug the concept of people laying into my website, but it sucks when you realize these two reviewers are twenty something stereotypical "Webmistresses" (AKA: Of course they can bash you, they're major arrogant bitches, like the d.i.e. and snapdragon folk. No shit.) I wouldn't mind it so much if they looked like *Sparkle Dee* and had an excuse to feel the urge to bash people... But these webmistresses are only bashing people to make themselves feel better about their crappy abilities. I think I'll submit myself so they just read this scathing review of *them*... I mean, really, look at IceQueen's pile of shit or how about dragoness.net... Alright, I see... photoshop cloud filter, cheap unoptimized flash, horrible usage of Purple (get some tips from Ann, people.) and Cooltype/stock 3D Menu tutorial graphics... Where do these people get off on critizing us? I really ought to make a EB Rant page. @ 12:12:21 AM By Stuy Parker
I wrote up a long extended Cruel Review of the Reviewer's websites... I'll have it up in a day, it's really quite interesting... I hope the Cruel Review webmistresses really take it to heart, I'd like to put them in their places... Such pathetic people on the internet, it's so sad... WHy are people so closeminded and obsessed with themselves? Oh yes, because I'm such an ex-boyfriend, I'll say it's because they're women. Sigh. @ 1:31:55 AM By Stuy Parker When forty-two said there were detailed horoscopes... He wasn't kidding! My god! @ 2:14:12 AM By Stuy Parker
Yeah, but Madonna still sucks, Jerwin. Sorry, I hold a personal grudge against her. I'm also very good friends with her cousin, twice removed, or something. He's been my friend since we were, uhm, eight. Bwhahaha. Eat that, hot shot! Course, he's living in a shithole SoCal town, with some shithole parents... So that shows you how much Madonna cares about her peeps. @ 2:19:36 AM By Stuy Parker Yeah! Well! ...Uh... well... uhmm... touché. Good play. @ 10:25:10 AM By Stuy Parker
Gonna run out to Millers Outpost so I can get rid of the burden of fabric we all try to pass off as backpacks... Seriously, what could be a more cumbersome contraption? I almost typed contraception. Ha ha ha! Woo... I kill me! *whips out a banjo, sticks an arrow through his head, and sings Steve Martin* Misery, and death, and grief, and sorrowwww... Catch ya later, folk! Her eyes like windows, trickle in rain... @ 10:31:31 AM By Stuy Parker Figured I'd change the title and make the page run a little faster. No more background changes on the menu links. Love me. btw, I killed off the Journal, because it was quickly pointless, I'll probably use the design for my diary. @ 10:51:01 AM By Stuy Parker
I'm better than you. Yup, I know how hard it is to except that factor, but it's true. Oh well. (the first cut is the deepest, baby I know...) Oh geezus, just as I was about to press post/publish, the phone rang. A small mexican voice finally answered my double hellos, and said "Hello? Do you, ehhh, speakah spanish?" "Uh, no," I replied. "Ehh. Sorry, ok, bye." and hung up. Ahh, the joys of living in little mexico, err, southern california. @ 12:04:45 PM By Stuy Parker I just met this amazingly cool band called Reliant K (No link yet... soon though!) last night... I just wanna say "Hi!" to all of ya... Brian, Matt, Matt, and Stephan... you guys rocked. really. totally. :) anyways.. this is a dumb post... so sorry... @ 1:55:45 PM By Ana Cohen Got my Dickies utility bag... Mmm mmm mmm... Utility Bag Goodness... Owned! @ 2:12:10 PM By Stuy Parker Took the Emode Anxiety Test but it appears I've learnt nothing new about myself... I'm average. I worry a bit, I don't sleep much, but nothing to worry about. Learn new coping abilities, blah blah. Whatever. @ 2:32:22 PM By Stuy Parker I'm a slacker. Emode is really starting to not tell me things I don't already know. This is really saddening. @ 2:36:35 PM By Stuy Parker
I really have a tendency to lay down, to read or something, and then falling asleep shortly thereafter. Sigh. Current Cat Stevens mp3 count : fourty-six. Current Windows Uptime : Four days and fourty-two mintues. This is a world record for me, and we all know that fourty-two is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything... Right, right? @ 7:53:13 PM By Stuy Parker Why must people always say things that I wish I said... Silly japan. @ 8:00:58 PM By Stuy Parker
Help! I'm remixing the current design, and with how everything is set up... the height=100% tag doesn't work anymore, for the menus... I've been working at it for an hour now, and still no dice... If you believe you're experienced enough to help me with this problem, I beg you to please email me... I would love you to death if you could help me solve this issue. To view the remix, check it out here... Notice how the left menu doesn't go all the way down (Exposing the black, which is there to show where it doesnt extend to)... Any help would be very appreciated and would be awarded with major site pimping, ;) Thanks for your time. @ 10:00:48 PM By Stuy Parker There is some seriously amazing photography over at Twisted Lens... Go check it out, very nice stuff... Bitch to navigate though. @ 11:06:32 PM By Stuy Parker
Revamped Desktop for me. I am seriously digging that wallpaper, it's an edited Twisted Lens picture, done by the one and only magnificent Misery in Motion... I can't get over his work, he keeps getting better and better. I want to buy some high quality large prints of his work and frame them around the house. Mmm, mmm, mmm. New colors for me, too. Windows Uptime : Four days, Four hours, twenty-four mintues, thirty-three seconds. Mmm, mmm, mmm. This is what fine tuning an Win98SE clean install is allll about. @ 11:35:16 PM By Stuy Parker Friday, June 02, 2000 A bolt of jagged, shiny energy lept off of the television glass, and touched me at the very base of my skull. The lightning was bright, but it didn't blind me completely. I can see better than I could before. @ 12:16:03 AM By Stuy Parker
Stuy went to bed and I am still up and online. What is wrong with this picture? Going. Insane. Must. Finish. Religion. Paper. If I am never the same after tonight/tomorrow we'll know why. @ 12:26:47 AM By Alli Coe I am seriously getting rather frightened [the 9:50:55 PM post] @ 7:09:18 AM By Stuy Parker Hahahahah. We've now seen Stuy's future through a dream. (See the blog he refers to below.) Maybe it is the lack of sleep or the insanity setting in - but I thought that was really funny. @ 7:19:29 AM By Alli Coe
Sorry for not blogging at all today, I'm a good fifteen posts behind my usual excepted standard... I'll blog up a storm for you tomorrow and tonight... I got home from school and fell asleep listening to Cat Stevens, and now I'm going out with some friends, I'll probably be home around ten... So no worries, I'll be back! I know how you all love me so, I've got a bigger rockstar ego than Ben Brown! ;P @ 6:23:15 PM By Stuy Parker The most beautiful, depressive song ever written :Sad Lisa by, of course, Cat Stevens... Time to go for me, seeya peoplez. @ 6:59:08 PM By Stuy Parker
YEAHHHH! Wow, Nickle Nickle is the coolest arcade in the world... I haven't had that much fun in a lonnng time... I played a Quake3 game for about an hour, called, well, something... and I kept getting first place so I kept getting free games. They have three machines in a row and they're all networked, so it's pure deathmatch bliss... The fact that it's controled with a joysitck sucks, but it rules because you've got your WASD setup, and then the joystick for your limited head movement... Sure, no 360 flick flips, but still, I kicked major ass... I was kicking my friends asses, and kicking these old guyses asses, and kicking college guys asses, and then kicking little kids asses... It was a big ass kicking fest. Then we spend about $20 on this ticket machine, that kicked major ass, we became professionals at it... We got about 2,100 tickets... We all got what we wanted... I got the least of it though... I got a HUGE blow up sword, a switchblade comb, and a oversized $100 bill pencil... Rock on, bruthah! @ 10:21:45 PM By Stuy Parker By The Way: I think that will is, seriously, starting to like guys. @ 10:27:11 PM By Stuy Parker
Little background on the previous post... Kris told Will that I wrote something like "I think Will is seriously starting to like guys." on EB a few days ago. So Will got really pissed at me, and my memory is so bad I forget what I write and don't write... So I'm not sure if I didn't write it as Will is batting into me, and Kris finally confessed that I didn't... Much to my relief. Oh well, there you go. Go to you purpleness' zine type thing-a-madgiggy, because I owe her some linky love, even if she tends to bitch about everything I like. *cough* Oh, and look for a new EB design coming in a week... I hope to go all out and have naked'n'oily dancing men and women strippers, a lot of dirty bad words, bright ugly colors, and tons of gay bashing and racism. @ 10:59:21 PM By Stuy Parker Watch | out! [fruity englishmen] @ 11:00:13 PM By Stuy Parker For your information, this is Will's Website... Yeah, really... Red on Black was so last week! And you have to love those stock gifs. Go Will! You're almost as good as me, man! @ 11:04:44 PM By Stuy Parker
What's with people calling in the middle of the night with wrong numbers. "Is sonja there?" "We're all white here, go away." No, I didn't actually say that. @ 11:17:12 PM By Stuy Parker Thursday, June 01, 2000
Hey lighten up, dipshit... Seems like life must be awfully tough living life with such a bug up your ass when you life amongst such culture, eh? Must be, considdering nothing will ever change with upright arrogant cocks like you being the nay-sayers... Join a group who actually knows how to elicit their opinions in a not-so-negatively sarcastic way. Yeah, I'm talking to you, stop being so gay. Yeah, I'm feeling a little hostile. Good time to catch me, yup. @ 12:50:18 AM By Stuy Parker
Wrote a seriously pissed off message here, but finally came to my senses and realized I better post it in the Journal because God knows I'd hate to post it some place where someone would actually read it. I'd hate for someone to actually read my real thoughts and completely uncensored thoughts... Oops, here I go again. Stupid me and my tangents. @ 1:48:50 AM By Stuy Parker Nothing like pics of sparkle dee to make a guy feel refreshed and energized in the morning. Or, in my case, desperate and lonely. Sigh. @ 7:07:25 AM By Stuy Parker Uh, sure. You know, I'm thankful I can't pinpoint my reason for being so aggressive this past day, because I'd feel real stupid if I got severly pissed off over mr. Anthony over there... yawn. @ 7:13:47 AM By Stuy Parker I feel right at home, considdering I finally just reported Lee to Angelfire abuse for copyright infringment and user harassment... Yawn, really. People who steal other peoples work really blow ass. Just so you all know. @ 7:25:47 AM By Stuy Parker Whoa whoa, what's up? Sheesherz. @ 3:25:02 PM By Stuy Parker So, uhm, how is everyone? Everyone having a good day? I am, mmhmm. Good day today. Time to run through my daily list and listen to more Cat Stevens... I'll get back to you in 15 mintues (heh heh.) @ 3:35:38 PM By Stuy Parker It's a pity there aren't other extensions of people who have ElectricBiscuit as their domain names... Thanks for the idea, though, heat. @ 3:41:44 PM By Stuy Parker The Natacha Merritt photographs Stuy loves so much are, in my opinion, art. Number one on this list, however, is not art. See the difference? @ 3:43:16 PM By Alli Coe
Even though you see it's a hoax Even though we're duped -Savage/Love by Sam Shepard @ 4:10:54 PM By Ana Cohen So it is true. They really do have a colony of narcoleptic dogs up at Stanford. I heard about it in my psych class but had to be sure. @ 4:12:38 PM By Alli Coe It's not freaking lyrics. it's a poem. there IS a difference... @ 4:15:50 PM By Ana Cohen
Above Alli's post on Number One... I see it as art, I mean, whatever they want to do and call art, feel free... It might not be pretty, but I'm not a very morale person... Hardcore bloody rape-like S&M pictures are both art AND erotic to me... So we all know that my standards are rather low... It reminds me of this old loud guy who was on during the California votes, and on the topic of gay marriage, he said : "You can have sexual relations with anyone you want, but I don't want you calling it marriage." which is a really stupid and hateful message... Especially with the "stuckup self-righteous preacher" kind of voice he said in it. Anyway, if you want something to fight against... "...and I sliced off the end of a hog's nose, just like a piece of bologna...I took a handful of salt brine and ground it into his nose..." Slaughterhouse Excerpts [thanks ev for opening my eyes] @ 4:22:59 PM By Stuy Parker
Art is very subjective. It all depends on one's own personal views and standards and what the "artist" is attempting to do. It is possible that the guy had valid reasons behind his art and was attempting to express something. In that specific example, the way I see it he either used the project as an excuse to engage in sexual activities in public or his motivation for choosing that way to express whatever it is he could be expressing was not included in the article. I have no problem with the activities he engaged in since they were consensual, but without an explanation of what he is trying to achieve I do not outrightly view it as art. There is a fine line between that which is art and that which is not (think nude photography/paintings/sculpures and pornography). I love the fact that we can intelligently discuss this on eb. @ 5:27:24 PM By Alli Coe Point taken... Maybe I'm receiving more out of life by seeing everything as art... It's like the line between seeing beauty in a floating plastic bag, being blown around... And just seeing a stupid plastic bag... Usually, things are more beautiful when you're seeing them through someone else's eyes. @ 5:33:57 PM By Stuy Parker Seems like EB and Ramen are on the same wavelength. Minus all the hypocritical gay bashing/defending and general offensivititivy (Hahah! I made that word up! Go die!) @ 5:44:35 PM By Stuy Parker I think I've offically scared Sarah, who is of course the "hot college chick" I will one day stalk, over at spork.nu... Just incase you guys weren't up to date on your Stuyvesant memory/thought log. @ 7:14:14 PM By Stuy Parker
I think that sex is a good thing... don't you? Yeah I thought so... pervert. @ 7:38:53 PM By Ana Cohen I was told, yesterday, that I was the harmony in someones past life... Course, she then proceeded to insult me, so, whatever. Take it as you like it. @ 8:58:40 PM By Stuy Parker
Staying up all day/night and searching Napster servers sadisticly (as sadistic as it can get) for Cat Stevens mp3s has become a major addiction for me. I honestly think I'm mentally ill right now... Help me... Mental st-st-stttuttt-*SNAP*-ow, fuck! Okay, I'm better. Current Cat Stevens mp3 count: thirty-seven. downloading one, currently. Yeah. Bow to the cat, biotch! @ 11:56:45 PM By Stuy Parker Wednesday, May 31, 2000 Just woke up a bit and decided to blog... Uhmmm... Nothing to say really, must sleep more. Bye bye. @ 12:35:47 AM By Stuy Parker I write some seriously long diary entries sometimes... I'm thankful I don't write for other peoples benefit exclusively because god knows no one gives a shit about every unimportant detail in my day... But just be thankful I don't seriously write every detail in my day... I do try to kill two birds with one stone, though. Enjoy. @ 1:10:14 AM By Stuy Parker Damn, this makes me want to go play pool. @ 3:36:59 PM By Alli Coe
Everyone else is writing stuff and I'm not... I feel so damn left out... oh well. I'm over it. Oh no... here we go... I can't complain and all my bills have been paid. Thank you so much for all the wonderful. @ 3:41:18 PM By Ana Cohen
So much on my mind that it can't recline @ 3:57:02 PM By Alli Coe New ElectricBiscuit rule : No more posting lyrics, because god knows they make no sense (or don't sound good) if you can't hear the song... There you go. @ 4:07:25 PM By Stuy Parker
The Hatter makes more sense than most of the weirdos who visit ElectricBiscuit do... I mean, really. Today was an interesting day... Absolutely nothing happened. Yup, very interesting. Shoutz to Sara, because god knows this his her Message to Me formula : "I'm on, but you're not, I'll be on later tonight because I have to go to church/beach/out with friends/entertain guests/movies/church group" and we both know when you say "I'll be on later tonight" you never will be, so why bother saying it at all? Sigh, why bother at all? @ 4:17:12 PM By Stuy Parker
Ahhh... Bastard... Not to mention it hits close to home, for you people who read my diary. Course, I should talk, I do tend to call people fags and queers if they piss me off, but geez, living in this day and age... Who doesn't? But, still, let me be partly hypocritical. @ 4:34:57 PM By Stuy Parker
NOTHING IS FUCKING WRONG! why does everyone think something is wrong!?!? goddamnit @ 6:06:00 PM By Stuy Parker I am seriously loving natacha merritt @ 7:14:45 PM By Stuy Parker Boo. The journal is now open... This should be a little deeper look into my mind but who knows... I'm in a bad mood, that's why I opened it, so no worries. Enjoy... Funny, I now run three blogger pages... EB, EffStuy (my diary), and now the EB Journal. Yawn. @ 8:53:17 PM By Stuy Parker I'll thank ann for writing like she was concerned in the guestbook... Thank you ann, and here is some linkly love to her awesomely purple webpage... I have never seen a site pull purple off so well, I'm honestly very impressed... Kudos to Ann! @ 11:49:45 PM By Stuy Parker Tuesday, May 30, 2000 Hahaha... Those SnapDragon people are going to continue "their" Threads project under *my name* no less... How funny... I'm trying to figure out where they claim ownership over the name "Threads" when I was the one who thought of it... And thought of everything else involving why that project is/was such a good idea... Sigh. People are so pathetic. @ 7:21:42 AM By Stuy Parker I'm trying to figure out if Laura was serious in the guestbook, or if she was only kissing my ass so I'd host her... I would but my system admin is evil, but it's all excusable. Him, being so busy he can't even tell me so... I wonder if he even reads this stuff. @ 7:26:37 AM By Stuy Parker Also, as good time as ever... The guestbook isn't a place for your personal retaliation against me, dipshits, yeah really. I can retort to mud-slinging if I want to... Yeah! In your face, fool! I really should add "Dipshits Who Reply In My Guestbook" to my hate page... Gah. I should just start up an ElectricBiscuit Forum (I'm pretty sure I have a UBB set up at BlairWoods, it'd work) for people who want to bash the crap out of me on a public forum, because God knows I am evil. @ 7:30:48 AM By Stuy Parker
That's exactly why we love you soo much... Oh, and of course, we also love you for the for this reason... Word. Also, a lot of female Jehovah's Wittnesses that are lesbians... Course... A friend and I had a conversation once, it went like this: Me: So, why are you against gay marriage? Ta-da. @ 3:29:12 PM By Stuy Parker When is a raven like a writing-desk? @ 7:19:51 PM By Stuy Parker My scores on the Sexual Personality Test: 93 on attitude, 55 on spice, and 14 on the daredevil index. Well damn, I'm young, give me some time to experiment a little more! @ 7:30:07 PM By Alli Coe Monday, May 29, 2000
How much do I love Stuy? A lot, let me tell you. Now, for your viewing enjoyment: The Allicam! @ 12:12:52 AM By Alli Coe
I only made the cam page for Alli because I want to do her. --- ERRT! I didn't say that! You didn't hear me say that! I never said anything! No! Shut up! Where the hell did that fucking backspace key go?! Ahh, Damnit. @ 12:25:39 AM By Stuy Parker I'm finding myself really enjoying the company of Cat Stevens right now. He's got a really good voice, it's really cool cool. It's a pity he's a wacked out Islam now, but ya know, whatever people believe in is fine with me... Yeah yeah! This song (Another Saturday Night) has just completely reinvigorated me... I feel like I can pop Jesus in the nose right now. (Don't ask, really.) @ 12:47:39 AM By Stuy Parker
We interrupt your normally scheduled programming for this important announcement: God! I hate TLC. @ 1:01:18 AM By Stuy Parker Wow, I don't think theres anything more that I hate in the entire world that being upstaged at 2 am, and RAP... God I hate RAP... or should I say... cRAP... Ha ha ha ha! I am so original! sp00ge. @ 1:44:53 AM By Stuy Parker Ahhh! Be sure to bookmark the AlliCam for all your boy wank needs. It sure does satisfy my lust for her. Unfz unfz unfz. Oh Alli and her lip biting... Mmm. @ 2:04:04 AM By Stuy Parker Rushmore is one of the greatest movies ever made and I don't give a shit what you say. Hmpf. @ 2:43:08 AM By Stuy Parker A big fuck you to that guy, for making me stay up all night and kicking my ass on Power Bloggers. What a little conformist bitch. Hmpf. Think he's all cool now, I'll show him! @ 3:12:02 AM By Stuy Parker On the 15th, next week, ElectricBiscuit will have offically been a blog for two months... Oh my god, time flies... It feels like I started the EB blog only two weeks ago... Amazing. I feel like... a million bucks! Woohoo! I'm going to disneyland! I'm gonna hump someone on the Catapillar Alice In Wonderland ride, I swear to allah! @ 3:18:13 AM By Stuy Parker In all honesty... It was the fucking one armed man, aight? God, I am so fucked. @ 3:32:12 AM By Stuy Parker Did I ever tell you the story about how much I absolutely loathe people who havedigital cameras? Oh? I did? I'm sorry, I guess it slipped my mind. @ 3:34:03 AM By Stuy Parker
Anyone with a thing for iconographic round heads gets my vote, too, ya know. Even if they look like they could use some aliasing. But, you know, I think I'll shut up now. Oh that reminds me. The Caterpillar was the first to speak. @ 3:47:40 AM By Stuy Parker 8) You think you have got the greatest web site in the world and dying to give people your URL. <--- Atleast with me, it's TRUE... I do have the greatest website in the world, damnit. And I know you all can't keep your grubby hands off of it. Mmm... Love me! As I'd hate to say it, last post of the night, see you all in the morning. I'm off to dream about me being seduced by hot web groupies. @ 4:03:22 AM By Stuy Parker
Good morning (Afternoon -Ed) everyone... Gah! Fucking editor! Get off my ass, alright-alright-alright-alright---shit. I have Snake River Conspiracy in my head, haha Matt/Alec, eat you heart out! I have NINE SRC songs and all you have is Vulcan! Bwahah... It sucks because about three of the songs get cut off at the end, but it's fine, How Soon Is Now is so beautiful I almost die (I say that a lot)... Oh shut your mouth/How can you say/I go about things the wrong way/I am human and I need to be looOooved/Just like everybody else does Yeah, rock on... And nothing like conversation about a stomach bug to make a biscuit guy wanna get jiggy, really. *g* Really pisses me off that How Soon Is Now gets cut off, it gets cut right at the last awesome sounding bit. She sings the verses amazingly well. *sobs softly* Also, ten pohutukawa trees doesn't have any other content, I am disappointed. @ 12:01:41 PM By Stuy Parker
She said, You don't understand what I've said/I said, no no no you're wrong/when I was a boy/everything was riiiaaiight I said, Even though you know what you know/I know that I'm ready to leave/because you're making me feel like I'd never been born @ 12:06:28 PM By Stuy Parker
As my IE slowly runs my system into the ground, because of what I believe are Napster GDI issues, I want to post that anyone who likes any of Madonna's new shit (Ray Of Light and Onward) must die. I'm sorry Jerwin, but I'm going to have to murder you. I love true music too much to be impressed my sellouts like her. Cough. @ 12:16:11 PM By Stuy Parker
Madonna? a Sell-out? I think that's a little... soft... she's more like a media-slut... I like that better... :) (And since you can do stupid lyrics so can I!) shouldn't be so complicated; just touch me and then; just touch me again; can you help me I'm bent; I'm so scared that I'll never; get put back together; keep breakin' me in; and this is how we will end; with you and me bent @ 1:30:34 PM By Ana Cohen I just have to say: oh god! @ 3:16:43 PM By Alli Coe There's a fine line between stupid lyrics and matchbox twenty lyrics... Matchbox Twenty lyrics are a helluva a lot worse. Gag me, seriously... What a bunch of untalented blokes in that band. Sigh. @ 3:30:31 PM By Stuy Parker
When I was sitting in the theater waiting for Mission Impossible Two to start playing, my dad turned and asked, "Hey Brad, can you make text read backwards on your website?" Just as I was about to answer something like, Well, not using just text, I'd have to use images to do that, this middle aged overweight mexican guy with black hair and a black beard in the row infront of his turned around, said "Yes!" rather curtly, and turned back around. I didn't even bother to answer with my answer for fear that we'd get into a discussion about HTML and how even CSS can't do that... But then I got to thinking maybe CSS can if you set Letter Spacing to a negative number... Let me try. Welp, no you can't, oh well. @ 5:09:57 PM By Stuy Parker My personal site, Perpetual Entropy has gone live, to replace the Snapdragon website that I was so obnoxiously kicked out off... God I hate those people... Sorry, I digress... It's a new form of design on my part, colorfulerific! @ 6:42:12 PM By Stuy Parker I love something I just said (I am so arrogant): "Stef is a obsessive loser, romping after her contradictory heoine, tis only the truth..." I am, of course, talking about Shirley Manson, in reference to heroine... @ 7:19:24 PM By Stuy Parker It seems like I forgot to add Vertigo to my list of favorite movies on Perpetual Entropy... I mean, really, how can one forget that film? There's never been a longer, slower, more overblown movie ever nade... And I absolutely love it! I am fucked up, yes, I know... But who can't love Jimmy Stewart? Johnny-o! @ 8:02:55 PM By Stuy Parker Wow, uhm, well... Nothing much to blog... I need two more Snake River Conspiracy songs and my collection will be absolutely complete... I need You and Your Friend and Breed... And then I will be a happy man. Mmhmm... Also, Jersey Thursday by Donovan, I am Waiting by Rolling Stones, and Take Ten by Paul Desmond would make me rather happy, to cap off my Rushmore film soundtrack (Those are tracks not on the CD) @ 10:47:49 PM By Stuy Parker Poor frykitty seems to be a little depressed. I wish I could help you out, I was in the same position as you were... I think insanity has helped me a bit. I think everything is a test from God, fancy that! Bwhahahaaheheheehehhohohohhahahaha! I am not crazy! Really! ...ugh. You wont see me winning any faith wars though. @ 10:53:01 PM By Stuy Parker It's been... what, three/four years since Blur's Song 2 came out, and car companies are still using it comercials? Get off it already! @ 11:01:01 PM By Stuy Parker Yeah..yeah..well...!!! you're a doo doo head, too! @ 11:03:53 PM By Stuy Parker
Hmm. Stats for all says I got 321 hits today, so far... When SiteMeter says I've gotten 412... Either way, major record breaker... I just want to thank the Academy for nominating me, and Jerwin for fronting the next Weblog Generation (I'm serious.) among the likes of the previous generation (Kottke, Halycon, BenBrown), and everyone who reads EB... I promise free sex all around when the night is through! mmmHmmm. You know I speak the truth! Also, I'd like to say that the Snake River Conspiracy cover of the Cure's Lovesong is amazing. So amazing it's orgasmic. So orgasmic it's spastic. So spastic it's nearly anti-climatic. Yew. Try to make sense of that one. @ 11:19:24 PM By Stuy Parker Sunday, May 28, 2000
I've been removed from the Snapdragon writing community, I've written a lengthy journal of the entire situation at Threaded: A Comedy of Threads... I hope you all take the time to read it and understand the situation. Thank you for your time, and your support of my endevours. I appreciate all you readers, and I hope you all know that. I suddenly feel very loving towards everyone now, everyone who isn't a little depraved child in my life is very dear to me, thank you. @ 1:31:28 AM By Stuy Parker
You know, I am still trying to figure out exactly why I stay up til 3:00 AM when there is absolutely nothing to do. Sure I could talk to the people I have on my Buddy List, but, I never talk to the people who are on at 3:00 AM so I don't really have anything to do. Too tired to eat, too tired to sleep. I think I'm a big walking contradiction. I'm a controller who hates controllers, stuff like that. Sigh. Why am I such a freak? Allow me to cry softly... Oh shit! That fucking "Arrow shot : hit." sound from AIM, when it tells you that you have new email scared the shit out of me. I seriously thought for a mintue there, that an arrow shot out of nowhere and hit something that almost, but not quite, sounded entirely unlike a peice of my wall. Sigh, once again. @ 3:03:15 AM By Stuy Parker
You know, I'm seeing those fucking java check boxes for "new window?" everywhere... Every blog in the world is ripping them off of every other blog in the world. I was about to do it, but I've realized how obnoxious that is. I'm sorry, but I don't want to give my viewers the option of not leaving my site. No, I'm sorry, I want you to click on the places I link and actually leave ElectricBiscuit. I'm such an insensitive bastard for it, too. I am limiting your choices, and you really ought to hate me for it. No, really, hate me, please. I get off on pain, I'm sure Paula The Biter knows that one from now on. Oh, oh, bite me harder paula! Oh oh! Draw blood! Oh yes! Oh oh! Also, it's funny how certain unnamable rather chocolatey individual tells you that they really like your blog and have been reading it for a while, and then you realize it was just to stroke your ego and they really don't love you at all, because you don't appear in their Blog list of things to read. People these days, have they no decency? @ 3:17:49 AM By Stuy Parker I dis like people who write hideously long paragraphs with no breaks or anything. I mean, seriously. Lance makes it cool to write hideously long paragraphs that are asbolutely unreadble. What a bitch. @ 3:26:05 AM By Stuy Parker I am announcing my, uhm, announcement to turn ElectricBiscuit into an overpriced design company. I love what I do, and goddamn, I should be overpayed for it. Yes, I am being a major bitch, and I am rather proud of it. At that rate, I should be pay $420 (Good number!) for doing something I absolutely love, and doing something absolutely shitty. Sigh. @ 3:34:27 AM By Stuy Parker I might not be the sexiest man in the world, but when the clock reads 2:59 PM, I am scared out of my mind. It's rather unexplainable. But it's not that bad, because when the clock reads KILL ME in little red lines, that's when I get so frightened I seriously piss all the way down the leg of my pants. Course, that's only because I get an overwhelming sensation of "Urine Fetish" as I bash the clock to hell in a hand-basket. @ 3:37:54 AM By Stuy Parker
I'd link to Jerwin again and say: "Well if you had a pasty white ass, I'd kiss it too! but, uhm, I think there is so much linky-love going on between us, it might become scandalous, and god knows we wouldn't want a scandal in the Blogger scene!" but I think the link is wholy unnessary because the only people who read EB and haven't been to Jerwin are the newbies who should be shot. I get dibs on their corpses! Yum yum! Kinky corpse sex, gotta love that. I am a man of many sexual ventures. You know you want me. Gah! I just can't resist the powers of linkage. *bursts into loud sobbing, and runs from the room with his hands covering his eyes, yelling between choked sobs" I just can't take this late night blogging anymore! It's getting to me! WHY WONT I JUST STOP!? @ 3:47:37 AM By Stuy Parker It's already 4 am! That hour went by in four mintues! I swear to God! ... four aaa mmm... and I'm still trying to complete my mp3 collection of the Rushmore soundtrack. Sigh. @ 4:01:31 AM By Stuy Parker
I hate it when friends send me mp3s of songs they love, yet they know I'll hate them, yet they send them anyway. That really pisses me off. Oh, and I sense a Cat Steven's fetish coming on. And my Milla Jovovich fetish is gaining speed, pretty soon I'm going be getting chronic hardons when I hear her voice, or just the mention of her name. If you have Napster, go look for "Gentleman Who Fell", it has that typical depressive love song that could have been written by trent reznor feel to the lyrics, that is ever so amazingly cheesey and beautiful, but Milla Jovovich's style is so... celtic, it's beautiful. Three years ago, I would have made fun of this song. I think that's how you know you've come a long way, baby. (Shit. Now I'm back to the bottom.) @ 4:07:34 AM By Stuy Parker Hands down the three am to five am hours are the best times to be online. It's the only time when the net is only congested by european people on shitty connections. hurrah for shitty eurpean phone lines! hurrah! @ 4:23:14 AM By Stuy Parker I don't know how people manage it, but the thing I hate the most about downloading mp3s is the fact that if you have to get the songs from multiple people, volumes fluctuate... So you've got the loud Cat Stevens' "Here Comes My Baby" and then the overly quiet Cat Stevens' "The Wind"... It really makes me just want to be a trillionare so I can buy out the record industry and just take any CD I want off the shelves. Blah. @ 4:31:15 AM By Stuy Parker It's five am. I should be sleeping... I wish Shirley Manson would pop out from under my bed and sing to me, "You should be sleeping, my love... tell me what you're thinking of..." My reply being, "Yeah, so?" followed by "Doing your sexy redhead scottish body", which would be then followed by hot passionate sex, which would then be followed by me curled up against her side in the fetal position, followed by me waking up, followed by more passionate sex, followed by more passionate sex, and followed---Wait, I think we finally see a pattern emerging. @ 5:07:39 AM By Stuy Parker
A popular misconception about the internet is that anyone who runs a website or chats online is a fat ugly person who lives in Canada. This is absolutely wrong, the majority of people who run websites and chat online tend be thin and good looking (or atleast just thin)... With all the people I've met online over the years, only two (or three?) have turned out to fit that misconception, and it's rather sad. The birds are crooning outside of my window. I just recently discovered the window has been open all night. (Read: Window is big. Creepy people like to lurk around. Stuy is lucky he's not being eaten by a warewolf, or a really hairy man.) Which means, it's time for bed. Nice chatting with you all. @ 5:16:38 AM By Stuy Parker
Woohoo! Ted Danson is looking for the only track on the Rushmore soundtrack that I don't have... Rue St. Vincent by Yves Montand... Isn't Ted a wonderful guy? Who can't love Ted? Oh, he and his, uhm, Teddiness! In other news, I woke up thirty mintues ago, nice to meet you morning (Afternoon -Ed) people. @ 12:07:14 PM By Stuy Parker A generation that thinks the Beatles are quoting Charles Manson is a generation that I don't want to be involved in. Sigh. @ 1:05:58 PM By Stuy Parker Ah! Who said I was insulting you! Harrumph! @ 1:12:03 PM By Stuy Parker
I just got back from M:I2... That bitch pisses me off. Wow, gee, lets see how fake we can make the skin on her face look... Her face looked like it was coated with an inch of covergirl concealer and god knows what other forms of make up... I was afraid Tom was going to smear her face anytime he got close to her. She was still kinda hot, but I tend to go for pale women, so eh. Also, very long and drawn out, but I absolutely love the birds, the shots with the birds in them were amazingly beautiful, and actually made my heart skip beats here and there... And, of course, Metallica selling out, Limp Bizkit's theme sounding like shit (cough), and Tom Cruise looking like me after a day of running around sweating, greasy face all around. Oh, and I don't care what you say, but flying fancy kicks are amazing, and I'd be gobsmacked if I saw one come at me and surely wouldn't be able to fight back. @ 5:45:03 PM By Stuy Parker Grr. I'm getting really fucking sick of Hurrah... So, uhm, Hi all you people who run web hosting companies... Would anyone be interested in hosting ElectricBiscuit.com? For free? Cos you know, I am broke, and poor, and a starving student and... well, see, I'm fucked. but anyway, if you are a really kind person, it'd be even kinder to email me. Uhm, yeah. Thanks. @ 7:49:12 PM By Stuy Parker If you're ever pissed off, just take a good nap. It tends to calm me down a bit. Yaawwwn. @ 11:05:59 PM By Stuy Parker
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