|
Saturday, May 20, 2000
I meant to go for a 24 hour blog a thon, to blog from 1am to 1am the following day but I'm playing Nine Inch Nails CD after NIN CD to my friend Matt (Hi matt!) and I lost track of time and forgot to blog. So sorry!
@ 1:01:43 AM By Stuy Parker
@ 1:12:55 AM By Stuy Parker
I got some spam this morning that said, "Brad, Did you know?" ... Nope, actually I didn't know. Thank you.
@ 11:29:30 AM By Stuy Parker
I think I'm gonna set the old title back, no one likes my 3r337 one. *sob*. Oh yeah, and when something vicious likes your title, I don't think you argue. Oh, and I am Electric Biscuit! Hear me roar!
*roar*
@ 11:48:17 AM By Stuy Parker
I think I'm already gonna redesign EB again. I'm feeling redesignful. I've got too many damn menus for my own good, and nowhere to put my Amazon.com Wishlist, someone is going to buy me David Bowie's Outside if I have to put a gun to their head. I am not joking. Also, notice how I spelled 'hear' wrong earlier. Thank god for that Edit button.
@ 12:00:53 PM By Stuy Parker
How do people have trouble saying fuck? I just don't understand.
@ 12:05:08 PM By Stuy Parker
I think, honestly, I went in this order in about a single day : 1, 4, 3, 5, 3, 2, 3, 5... No, really.
@ 12:10:15 PM By Stuy Parker
ev is wearing a Blogger shirt and I'm not! How, harrumph, typical!
@ 12:39:43 PM By Stuy Parker
Designing a good blog page is about one thing I am not good at : Filling up empty space.
@ 1:04:18 PM By Stuy Parker
I hope to god this works... Major tweaking will continue so it doesnt look like such a rip off of poor Ev.
@ 3:10:21 PM By Stuy Parker
It's funny how this design was entirely unlike anything I imagined... I just wanted to do something nifty and stay with the box formula I've been staying with for a while... And then boom, suddenly I'm drawing white lines in an orange box, and then some black lines... And I absolutely love the fact that height=100% can't have quotation marks when width="100%" can... I bet this design falls apart in netscape too! Bwahahah! Die netscape users, die! Fuck browser equality! (Forel even recently discovered that IE5 on Mac kicks the shit out of Netscape!)
@ 3:34:57 PM By Stuy Parker
Jenn, an evil Netscape user over at malapropism sent me a screenie of how the design looks in netscape... And it doesnt look too bad. Course, she must need help if she uses Netscape in the first place... :P Also, this blog is creative and pretty... If only because I like the shade of blue. I'd be jealous but I'm so enthused over my new design, I can't be! Woo!
@ 4:17:20 PM By Stuy Parker
After seeing that terrible movie (read: screwed) last night, I stomped around Warehouse Music's Used cd section and I bought Beck's Odelay for a much overpriced $6.99... I'm listening to it right now and I must say I perfer Mutations over Odelay anyday... Not that I should judge or anything... I do enjoy a good Vitamin C now and then. *heh*
@ 4:38:35 PM By Stuy Parker
My Emotional IQ is just Average... That really pisses me off. I mean, gah. Just when you think you're on top of the world an Emode test has to come and tell you to go die. Maybe I'll take the personality one next.
@ 5:05:20 PM By Stuy Parker
Random Word Linky Love!
Word : bizkit (I know I'm asking for trouble) Site : Daily Doozer
Holy shit, I am offically scared shitless.
@ 5:21:03 PM By Stuy Parker
Wow, I took that envision yourself (thanks damaged) test on Emode and I got pretty much exactly what fits me (who would have thought)... Left in the following order: Monkey, Lion, Cow, Horse, Sheep... I think we all should know my bizzare obsession with Electric Sheep... What does that say about me? But, yes, I would leave my basic needs before my passion and my friendship.. Of course! What kind of heartless fuck do you think I am?
@ 6:00:53 PM By Stuy Parker
Because I have no life I keep taking emode tests... I just took their Suave-O-Meter test, because, uhm, I'm a guy... I got : You are quite the Casanova! ... It appears that you have an incredible amount of charm, and your attentive and sensitive demeanor makes you irresistible. You have definitely been taught well. You know how to treat a woman, and you make sure that she feels special and appreciated by yours truly. You have a knack for expressing yourself and showing your interest, without looking too eager. That is a difficult balancing act, and you deserve a pat on the back for perfecting it. At the rate you're going, you won't be dating much longer before you score your dream girl!
I appreciate that last line. Because God Knows I'm trying!
@ 6:10:49 PM By Stuy Parker
Updated the design a bit. Nothing else to say, sorry.
@ 7:13:43 PM By Stuy Parker
This is one of the coolesting fucking designs I've ever seen in my life... No, Really... Oh, and I am so envious of that <body> shirt, it's not even funny! The green is a turn off though... And that background is borderline disgusting... And whats with her cleavage in the towel? Not that I'm complaining but still. She's got more guts than I have.
Uhmmm... Well I haven't got much else to say! I think I'll be going now! Byyye!
@ 7:56:40 PM By Stuy Parker
I did not actually write "Coolesting" in my last post. It was actually Ariel in disguise... No, I swear to god! It was not me! ...In other news, the joys of watching the girl in the below post on her Webcam wore off rather quickly and I am once again left with that empty, sad, and hollowing feeling that originates from the cold black lump in my chest... What they tranditionally call my heart... But I've started calling it Mr. Blacky, to see if I can make him, atleast, slightly red.
@ 8:07:08 PM By Stuy Parker
Ahhh! Magnolia on DVD, sp00ge sp00ge! This is one of the greatest movies ever, but I don't care what they say : Tom Cruise Sucked... Hard! He was the worst actor in the whole film... Oh, and Deleted Scenes too! Hopefully a lot more about the Worm killer guy... Oh well, thank you Jason for the extremely good news! I will wake up one morning, and spend all 18 hours of my day watching Magnolia over and over again. At which point I will want to kill P.T. Anderson, but still.
@ 8:15:30 PM By Stuy Parker
I'm trying to figure out if blogging out of sheer unadulterated bordom should be considdered one of the 7 Deadly Sins... Uh, making it the 8th Deadly Sin... Which makes it contradictory because there are only 7 Deadly Sins, so an 8th one would be impossible and *OH* I've gone cross-eyed!
(The only funny moment in Austin Powers 2, and I have to rip it off.)
@ 8:27:49 PM By Stuy Parker
For five days I've been hearing a sound that is totally like the Sony Playstation jerking it's CD Drive around at random moments throughout my day... And I was so sure I didn't accidently turn it on at some point, I never checked it... It just did it a mintue ago, and I decided to check it... and Gee! It's been on for about a week now. How funny. Uhh.
@ 8:37:56 PM By Stuy Parker
I'm not vain, really.
@ 10:06:50 PM By Stuy Parker
Dont you just hate it when you post things to the wrong blog. That "I'm not vain, really." line was meant to go to my diary... I'm sorry, I'm such a beautiful idiot.
@ 10:08:17 PM By Stuy Parker
I will not let myself be beaten by ZippyBlog on the weird and wonderful Power Bloggers because I am such a hardhead, I cannot fathom it.
@ 10:18:04 PM By Stuy Parker
I love finding new people to host. But hate waiting for my server admin to set up their accounts. Grr!
@ 10:44:26 PM By Stuy Parker
Friday, May 19, 2000
You reach serveral points in the course of your life in which what you used to think was art, has suddenly turned into crap. Freak is, of course, what I'm talking about.
@ 1:30:18 AM By Stuy Parker
Lee, if you don't stop harassing people in my AIM Files and on this site, I will disown you as, uhm, a friend. So go fuck yourself.
@ 1:31:08 AM By Stuy Parker
Is this not a cool yearbook or what? Perhaps if it wasn't such a, uhm, poop colored, uh, color.
@ 1:36:01 AM By Stuy Parker
ElectricBiscuit : A domain that mocks all the hopelessly serious domains out there. Take, uh, well every website listed in Rainy.net's link machine for example.
Talk about being overly tragic sounding to a fault. And I thought Shakespeare covered all those grounds. I should just turn EB into "Hamlet.com"... Christ.
@ 1:48:49 AM By Stuy Parker
I should have figured. Hamlet.com is already taken. By a company that wants to hype the .ws extention. Gee, talk about trying to make something out of nothing. You know what 'ws' is really short for? "Worthless Shit"
@ 1:51:24 AM By Stuy Parker
I will not stay up all night in a desperate attempt to get to the top of power bloggers. No really, I wont. I swear to god. You know what, this site has been on screen for an hour and I have no looked at it. You notice how sites that have title graphics that claim their a domain name, but have hellishly long URLs really PISS ME OFF?!
@ 2:03:59 AM By Stuy Parker
I enjoy reading the Brad Pitt diaries. I'm waiting for it to be featured on TV and shit, but I can't. I wish Power Bloggers updated more often. This is going to keep me up til 4 AM
@ 2:17:26 AM By Stuy Parker
Having fun over at detonate, reading the blade bastardization. Watching 15 mintues tick by slower than, well, slower than 15 mintues usually tick by for me.
@ 2:31:56 AM By Stuy Parker
I actually enjoy sitting here, picking my toes, contemplating the meaning of life.
No, really.
@ 2:46:55 AM By Stuy Parker
I feel my luck could change.
Last post for the night. Gonna sleep for three hours and a half to radiohead like every other normal girl stalking teenage boy in america. Yeah, really.
@ 3:01:37 AM By Stuy Parker
It's amazing how quickly you can be knocked back down. In other news, stuy.snapdragon.nu is up, for all your wonderous consumption... I hope you enjoy... Maybe I'll make a splash screen for it to be overly typical.
@ 12:46:38 PM By Stuy Parker
I finally recorded an opening message for my diary... I put the finishing touches on stuy, splash page and all... Be sure to check it out... And, uhm... Now I need to do the oft forgotten random word search. Two coming today because the search was down yesterday.
@ 2:54:11 PM By Stuy Parker
I was going to say something about how this blog makes me want to pull my hair out and cut the balls off the guy who writes it. But I decided better of it. Search 1:
Word : transcend (thanks pseudoart) Site : None - The fucking search is still down! Goddamnit!
@ 3:03:31 PM By Stuy Parker
Not enough people sign the guest book... I feel so unloved, I mean, really... Oh, and to the guy who wants me to keep fighting the good fight against Internet Excellence. Screw off, I know you're secretly one of those 'd.i.e' bastards in disguise. I know it! I can see the hypocritism oozing out from under your fake plastic mask!
You want Internet Excellence? I got your Internet Excellence right here, bub.
@ 3:21:54 PM By Stuy Parker
I can't help but think this would give me an overwhelming feeling of "I'm Sexy" but I suppose when you're a woman being mistaken for a prostitute, (Whore would be the unsmart thing to say. - Ed.) it's not so flattering. I'm sitting here feeling wholy unattractive so I guess I can't relate.
@ 3:32:11 PM By Stuy Parker
Fry over at frykitty signed the Guestbook and deserves a mention, simply for the fact that his/her (her, yes?) site scrolls hellishly slow and I'm not quite sure why...
Perhaps, I should start a ring called "don't die" for sites that want to take a stand against all those 'domains for internet excellence'... yeah! We could have all these wonderful sites that contain mass amounts of swearing, homophobia, hate monging, pornography, and general immaturity and slam them all together into one big ring... it'd be a hit! I can see it now!
@ 3:47:58 PM By Stuy Parker
Oh, and I suppose I should mention d.i.e's new note seems to be written in such a way to tell me to "fuck off" directly... Yeah! It's not personal! Not at all!
@ 3:49:37 PM By Stuy Parker
Nicely designed Escher site, I can't say I'm not surprised... Perhaps I'm jaded. I should browse more. [link thanks to Vicious Thinks] An altogether weird name if I say so myself.... I do love this if I say so myself.
@ 4:03:35 PM By Stuy Parker
HOLY SHIT
Lance has a weblog! Lance is the man I owe everything to, just so you know.
@ 4:12:41 PM By Stuy Parker
I think I've finally broken my deep down secret love of Lance Arthur... I'm actually rather happy about it, because I don't feel the urge to rip off his design basics anymore... Or maybe I do... Perhaps Lance will join me on my war against internet excellence? Naw. He doesn't say "Fuck" enough.
@ 4:20:09 PM By Stuy Parker
I can sing like John Lennon if I put my mind to it. Really.
@ 4:23:07 PM By Stuy Parker
Shoutz to Sara because she wont leave me alone! Damn creepy ketchup girl! Go suck your butter and get a disease! *yawn*... Yeaahhh. A superstar! Right you are! Well we all shine on! Like the moon and the stars and the sun!
@ 4:40:32 PM By Stuy Parker
Observe : Pink Armpit Hair... Am I the only one who is actually more frightened of the guy in that picture? It's a deformed Richard D. James! I swear! To God! Really! hi sara
@ 4:51:42 PM By Stuy Parker
I widened the normal message collumn a bit because I really really really suddenly felt like it. I dunno if this makes reading any easier but I naturally type a shit load for no reason, so this gives me more room to stretch my word-arms... Uh, see what I mean?
@ 5:08:23 PM By Stuy Parker
I really wish Blogger would get their search applet back up... I could really use that right about now. I'm running out of things to blog pointlessly about, you know? I'm getting sad. And bored. Oh, and I really should eat... Or drink... Or better yet, take a shower... Wash my face... Brush my teeth? Oh I think we all know what happens when I brush my teeth.
@ 5:19:20 PM By Stuy Parker
Oh Oh! The Search applet is back up! Two random searches to do!
Word : transcend Site : Feckless.com Woo. Enjoy.
@ 5:24:20 PM By Stuy Parker
Shit! I forgot to blog for a mintue there... Uhm, uhhhhhhh! I don't know what to say! Shit!
@ 5:45:59 PM By Stuy Parker
I was going to stay out of the whole d.i.e. thing but I read their requirements and I have to say, I am glad we aren't in their ring. So many restrictions: no this, no that, no using the words "book" or "amuse", no using the color purple, and no horozontal lines....geez
@ 6:03:57 PM By Alli Coe
Melissa over at Everything Changes suggested that I go to her site... It's nice, and she reminds me way too much of my ex-girlfriend. Oh, and the Hanson love is making me feel queasy... But that's how it always was with SARA... Gee, SARA, Can I mention you more? *sniffle*
@ 6:05:16 PM By Stuy Parker
Electric Biscuit - The Ultimate Choice in Funky Music! Damn Straight!
@ 6:17:13 PM By Stuy Parker
I wish my classes weren't going to be so time consuming this summer, because then I could work at Casady and Greene like I have done during previous summers.
@ 6:35:49 PM By Alli Coe
I'm on my old computer and going through my old links. According to one of them I am iNFj. I know I had to have taken that at least a year or two ago. I'm going to take it again and see what happens...
@ 6:51:59 PM By Alli Coe
Watching random people walk around is fun. No, really.
@ 6:57:21 PM By Stuy Parker
Wow...So I'm still an iNFj, which means I am the Counselor Idealist type. According to the description little more than 2 percent of people are this type. How special and unique for me.
@ 7:14:22 PM By Alli Coe
The weather is nice today and so all the little kids of the neighborhood are out playing. They are so adorable, especially one little girl named Maize - I know I'm only 18 and all but I want one just like her. Not right now, of course, are you crazy?
@ 7:33:02 PM By Alli Coe
I'm reading an article in Glamour about the "50 Most Perplexing Sex Questions." They advertise the answers as being shocking. I'm not shocked by anything in this article, in fact I already know most of the answers. The most interesting thing? That the top three activities men like most concerning sex are (1) vaginal intercourse, (2) watching a woman take her clothes off, and (3) recieving oral sex. You could think oral sex would be number 2, but I think it's kinda cool that it isn't.
@ 7:57:19 PM By Alli Coe
We hit number one on Power Bloggers!
@ 8:32:42 PM By Alli Coe
It's so funny, Stuy has been trying to reach number one and it happens while he's gone. I wasn't really going for it, just thought I'd blog tonight.
@ 8:41:38 PM By Alli Coe
I almost forgot - according to a test I took in Glamour my secret sexual personality is an exhibitionist. Interesting. No comment on whether it is true or not, those who know me would know.
@ 8:58:37 PM By Alli Coe
I got an instant message from an internet user, thought it was Stuy coming back online, but it was my ex-boyfriend. Expecting to see it say "Afext" but it didn't, kind weird...the physical effect he has on me still - just crazy.
@ 9:32:27 PM By Alli Coe
I'd blog something but my computer is slow and all the bookmarks I have are old and therefor the pages don't exist anymore. hmm...maybe I can find something...
@ 10:23:45 PM By Alli Coe
YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!! #1 Baaayyybeee! I love you all!
In other news, MAD PROPS to Andre for having the heart to send me a screen shot of the #1 moment and even saying he's been following my campaign and everything! I love you man!!!
Wow, now I can just stop blogging entirely! haha! no way! Lots of shit to blog... Oh yeah...
Screwed SUCKED Don't go see it.
@ 10:31:35 PM By Stuy Parker
It's about time for a little bitching, there hasn't been enough of that lately. Let me just say that the people at eMachines suck. My computer broke and I need a part to fix it. It's a long story...7-10 days...back order...blah blah...still not here. They suck, they don't care about their costomers, don't buy from them.
@ 10:35:54 PM By Alli Coe
I think we need a full out acceptance speech, Stuy.
@ 10:39:07 PM By Alli Coe
Here is the screenshot Andre so graciously sent me, Check it awt (Watch me spell with weird words, which is something that is against Internet Excellence, as if you cool people didn't know already!)
@ 10:46:32 PM By Stuy Parker
Random Word Search (To make up for yesterdays lack of one)
Word : Artichoke (Thanks Ariel) Site : magicdog vs sydney Hurrah for you!
@ 10:51:30 PM By Stuy Parker
Thursday, May 18, 2000
Big expensive alcoholic beverages all around, today was a good day! I'll be writting a diary entry at some point during they day. I'm having trouble with recolections... Time to check out my Daily read list... Cheers!
@ 3:41:47 PM By Stuy Parker
Well, gee, my daily list doesnt update quite so daily. I am ashamed. *grin*... Goddamnit people, sign the bloody guestbook!
@ 4:37:43 PM By Stuy Parker
Listening to my neighbour bitch rant. "See these? Don't pull these! These are plants!" I just love having my window open. Yes, actually, I am not a nice person.
@ 4:48:02 PM By Stuy Parker
I just rediscovered my trust in the fine line between cool and functionality. Sure, DeepLeap is cool, but it's cumbersome, unuseful, and somewhat slow. The jury is still out on this one but I don't think the evidence proves it's innocence... DeapLeap is like OJ Simpson. It'll get off and some people will think it's not guilty, the majority will think it is guilty... but by the time it comes out of the trial it will be broken and done with. Oh well. This wasnt meant to sound as harsh as it does.
@ 5:06:35 PM By Stuy Parker
KUMQUAT
@ 5:37:42 PM By Stuy Parker
Long time friends always manage to capture your essence perfectly:
ScotsmanGuy: I could see you as a child phychologist. Patient: The other kids pick and me and makeme cry! Doctor Brad: Fucking grow up and get a life. That'll be $100
@ 10:11:32 PM By Stuy Parker
Blog! Before it goes down! Woohoo! I'm beating the clock! Oh my god four mintues to go! I can't help myself! Ahh! Must keep typing! Ahhhhh! Wheee!
Alright, actually, this got boring fast. *watches them shut down blogger before he hits post/publish.* DAMNIT!
@ 10:56:19 PM By Stuy Parker
Wednesday, May 17, 2000
Word : visited Site : Triple Optix... Let me read it now.
Way out of date blogs suck. Thank goodness for good daily updated ones ;)
@ 3:45:38 PM By Stuy Parker
Lance always manages to make me change my mind. He is so convincing he could make me a devout homosexual! *gasp* Crap, I really should stop fucking talking about gay people, because I'd hate to come across as a homophobe, you know, my sister being such a hardcore lesbian and everything.
Oh, and I'd hate to injure the contrived image of internet excellence I want to support. *cough, cough*
@ 4:09:50 PM By Stuy Parker
Refried beans with some taco sauce mixed in are the best. Oh yeah, kvad isn't too bad, either.
@ 5:08:03 PM By Stuy Parker
AIM Files now has a design. Rejoice. Ehh. It's an okay design, I got a little bored, and ta-da... Orange. It's the out of style color.
@ 6:40:32 PM By Stuy Parker
A little rivalry and my title gets kicked to the ground. This whole things is fucking hilarious (I can say "fuck" on here, can't I?). No one really knows what makes this all so comical. I know, Stuy knows, Lindsay knows, but the people at d.i.e...I don't think they know. hahah...porn...how scandelous.
@ 7:51:26 PM By Alli Coe
Adam finally admited that he is sexy, something I've been telling him about for a while now. Ben Brown (who is quite sexy himself) knows just how sexy Adam really is as well. Smart boy, that Ben. Nothin but love to the both of them.
@ 8:17:06 PM By Alli Coe
Jeez. There is so much sex (talk) around here. I really should put up a "No One Under 18" intro page up...
Well, no, I shouldn't.
@ 8:35:11 PM By Stuy Parker
You know, sometime titles are just so neat you can't avoid them -- yana - want to know the real reason your gold fish died?
@ 8:41:51 PM By Stuy Parker
Honey, with me around there is bound to be a lot of talk about sex!
@ 8:43:25 PM By Alli Coe
We're actually all virgins here, at eb... Just so you know. That's why we post so much porn because we have a gamut of "battery operated sexual devices!". Ariel has a tendancy to speak out of her lack of experience. I was almost raped once, but I didn't struggle enough. Perhaps that's a story for my diary. Or perhaps not. Hmm. Anyone who can name the movie that above quote is from, gets a free rubber vagina.
if you spin your love around...
@ 8:52:30 PM By Stuy Parker
Sometimes links travel around the Blog community like a plague. Last few days it's been that color test (I was blue), now it's that damn ego test, and me, being me... Had to take it:
Ego Index : 26 : Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.
Thanks, I guess.
@ 9:02:43 PM By Stuy Parker
I still light up like a candle burnin when he calls me up / I still melt down like a candle burning everytime we touch A little Macy Gray to end the night.
@ 9:23:47 PM By Alli Coe
I am so glad I love Angelina Jolie so much that I can still laugh at her.
@ 9:29:07 PM By Stuy Parker
Be sure to sign the Not So Brand New® ElectricBiscuit Guestbook.
@ 10:57:05 PM By Stuy Parker
Tuesday, May 16, 2000
I was about to say damaged has a new design, but it turns out this is damaged that's in my link box. But be sure to run over to damaged - A Journal because it's actually very touching, and even if my pain is of a different varity, I feel the same way on many occasions (just go to `who?').
Oh shit, I just realized those 'damaged' pages are run by the same person. It's quite amazing to realize different sides to people. Cheers to her. No, really. I'll put her journal in the links pane as soon as I get there. Under a journals section because I have to link Ariel of course. If you know of any good blogger ran diaries/journals like that, please be sure to email me and tell me...
If you were lame yesterday and missed it : AlkalineShock has a new design. Yes.
@ 5:09:37 PM By Stuy Parker
I'm going to play a new game today. I'm going to search for a completely irrelevant word, scroll up-down, and then click on a random link with my eyes closed and link to whatever blog comes up!
Word : Fabulous. Blog : Windowseat Weblog by Laurel Krahn. Congrats to you! *reading it now*
@ 5:11:45 PM By Stuy Parker
I'd put Matt's links up, but they suck so hard, I'm not going to.
@ 6:32:25 PM By Stuy Parker
Now I don't feel so bad about sending people nice emails and not getting a reply. I suppose some people are good at replying, some are not, and others reply after a little persistence (or you fill out an application to date them). If anyone ever felt the need to email me, they could rest assured that I would reply in a timely manner.
@ 6:36:39 PM By Alli Coe
TigerLilyGoil: How do you let a guy know he is pathetic without hurting his feelings
@ 6:48:27 PM By Stuy Parker
Thanks to Ariel again for the title. (her former title is at the bottom, hidden, bwhaha) She is quoted as saying:
in the blog world some people are the super powers and others are just the little countries people rarely pay attention to
We're like Kosovo. We're gonna get a bit of attention and then eventually fade into nothing. See, we're not like Bill Clinton, we're fine with abiding by that damn 15 Mintues Of Fame Rule... Oh, which reminds me, long live Andy Warhol! Geez, how could people forget about such a great artist. By the way, he was the guy who came up with the "Everyone has 15 mintues of fame" quote. Just for you uneducated fools out there.
@ 7:29:20 PM By Stuy Parker
Oh, Gee, I got kicked out of the d.i.e. ring, and with no reason, the posted this to their board... I'm sure we all like to have fun every now and then.
@ 11:17:37 PM By Stuy Parker
Monday, May 15, 2000
You realize, of course, that I hit #2 on power bloggers at 12 midnight PST, the exact time it resets? Doesn't that just suck ass? Not like I care because no one clicks on a screwed up name like ElectricBiscuit anyway, but still, it's the principle of the thing. Damn.
@ 12:02:26 AM By Stuy Parker
I wish I had something going for me. Like smelling good, ya know...
@ 11:59:04 AM By Stuy Parker
Wow, Stuy has been one busy blogger. And what is with his obsession of Gap commercials and redheads? If I didn't have black and white pictures on my diary, I might have thought he only liked me for my red hair (instead of for my cuteness ;)...you like how I linked to myself there, don't you? Oh, and if you haven't already, go read his diary. He has an amazing way of talking about girls...just amazing, what more can I say?
@ 4:23:46 PM By Alli Coe
Hey. I'm at jason's... My first out of house blogging adventure, wooohooo!
@ 6:38:49 PM By Stuy Parker
Natalie is bored. Oh I see how it is. I'm talking to her, so I am boring, huh? Gee! Just when you think you know your friends! Golly! Also, fancy this. AlkSho is now a part of snapdragon just like me! She even has a fancy email like me! Do I sense a conspiracy?
@ 8:09:56 PM By Stuy Parker
with your feet in the air and your head on the ground...
you try this trick, and spin it...
your head will collapse...but there's nothing in it...so you ask yourself, "where is my mind?"
(way out in the water, see it swimming.)
@ 8:40:48 PM By Matt Sharp
Gee, Check out the results of my Straight Quiz, I'm feeling gay ...
Level 6, MOSTLY FEMININE : People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of things and have a lot of behaviors that are the stereotypical gay feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your feminine side. Most people just assume you are gay, and go on with it, which is just fine with you.
Gee. That's rather correct.
@ 10:13:44 PM By Stuy Parker
Sunday, May 14, 2000
Shoutz to AlkalineShock because I've finally gotten mentioned in a blog... My obsessive pimping has payed off! I've hit the big time! Who wants to crack a bottle of champange (over my head)!?!
@ 12:10:30 PM By Stuy Parker
30% of you get here from bookmarks... I'm still trying to figure out why.
@ 12:17:13 PM By Stuy Parker
And that concludes today's opening of Homesite. Thank you, thank you. New links for Damaged, Spork.nu, and palesky. yum yum. I can remove them from my favorites now. ElectricBiscuit : Stuy's Bookmarks On The Web. .. Yeah eat your heart out dmoz.
@ 12:37:53 PM By Stuy Parker
I just caught myself dancing in the kitchen. There wasnt even music playing in my head, either.
@ 1:58:52 PM By Stuy Parker
Had a little fun, danced a little ditty, got a little messed up, and played with some table arrows, don't ask me.
@ 4:12:26 PM By Stuy Parker
Holy shit I just realized I'm number 48 on power bloggers... Who wants to watch me cream my jeans in happiness? Nahh, I dont care how much you pay me... I'm doing it anyway!
@ 4:13:22 PM By Stuy Parker
The last bottom left picture on this page is absolutely stereotypical, especially when it comes to culture in San Franciso today. Damn.
@ 4:17:59 PM By Stuy Parker
Holy crap, I'm #25!
@ 4:48:15 PM By Stuy Parker
As you can tell I have too much time on Sundays, I updated the design a bit more (added a link, linked the blue girl bg) stuff like that. I'm having fun running through bloggers new blog list and it's so fun. Also I'm getting off on listening to Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm...
Then there was this boy whose, parents made him come directly home right after school, and when they went to their church, they shook and lurched all over the church floor, he couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just gone there...
@ 4:54:22 PM By Stuy Parker
Let me be a guy for a mintue and say "Damn! I want her, bad."
@ 5:10:23 PM By Stuy Parker
I'd pick up a bad habit like going to church or something, but who wants to wake up to go to church? It's like, if I was a smoker, I wouldn't wake up at the crack of dawn for a smoke. What a waste of time. I'd rather sleep.
@ 6:22:15 PM By Stuy Parker
Wearing a jacket without socks on feels really funny.
@ 6:42:09 PM By Stuy Parker
Clicking on the Newly Created Blogs list gets you nowhere. Stick with the last updated pane, it's much better.
@ 7:49:41 PM By Stuy Parker
I'd actually really enjoy reading this pure excessiveness but, 1) It hurts my eyes, 2) I don't quite understand it, 3) I'm bored out of my mind but I surely don't have the time.
@ 7:56:42 PM By Stuy Parker
I feel like a Gap comercial suddenly. That redhead is yummy.
@ 8:24:09 PM By Stuy Parker
stuy@snapdragon.nu is a better email address than afext@electricbiscuit.com, don't you agree? hmm.
@ 9:28:19 PM By Stuy Parker
Uh oh! Look out! Here I come! Oh my god!
I've blogged AlkalineShock, again! Yeah! You best brace yourself! (Watch me rocket up the Power Blogs list, geesh, boring days are busy days)
@ 10:01:26 PM By Stuy Parker
I saw a voice mail number on some girls blogger page, I thought she sounded cute so I voice mailed her. And then, like I said, I emailed her. I forgot who it was for about two hours, but now I remember who it was.
@ 10:39:21 PM By Stuy Parker
Link Art, The newest craze to hit the web in years. (Look to the right, bafoons.)
@ 11:19:02 PM By Stuy Parker
I'm gonna call it a night. Today's been a busy day for EB. I think I'm gonna not blog one more time. I swear I wont. I swear!... Mmm.
@ 11:52:50 PM By Stuy Parker
|