Blink Kicked Ass. That's all I have to say.

@ 1:27:41 AM By Stuy Parker

blogger is fucking up

@ 11:24:54 AM By Stuy Parker

Gee, I wrote about a page to my diary and hit "Post&Publish" and alas I got a bunch of server errors and lost my entry nifty entry. When shit like this happens I just give up and dont bother anymore. If something is going to fuck me over that bad, screw it. I'll rewrite it later, god knows nothing is happening today.

@ 11:49:01 AM By Stuy Parker

Yes, I am feeling rather community-like today. Don't ask me.

@ 1:23:17 PM By Stuy Parker

New mp3 list. Very proud of this one. It's funny how the average is always around 3:30. Must be all those short Elastica songs bringing the average down. Beatles too. Oh well.

@ 5:49:51 PM By Stuy Parker

Tooloo! Head over to Lind(say)'s Diary because God Knows she'll never write to EB every again. No seriously, let me link it a few more times just so you get the picture. I promise you it's a good read, especially her very "Seventeen Depressive Letter Deparement" posting, which is the not-so-new one. Yeah, and she bitches at me for not writing to my diaryland diary. Just run a Blogger diary, lindsay, it's so much easier (and more fun!)

@ 6:00:01 PM By Stuy Parker

I did not purposely spell Department "Deparement" for your benefit.

@ 6:01:46 PM By Stuy Parker

Holy fucking shit. This is the tightest thing I've ever seen in a while. A ton of Iconified fun! Thanks to the, uhm, random blog I clicked on called Damaged and the fact that I am seriously digging Spin Doctors right now. I am such a lost cause.

@ 8:47:39 PM By Stuy Parker

I just thought of a tag line for Electricbiscuit...

ElectricBiscuit : Ignoring The Webbys Completely Because We're Not There

@ 8:48:40 PM By Stuy Parker

Wow, I'm Spiritually Ready... :

That's great. Seems like you have reached a state of inner peace that allows you to be carefree and happy. You should feel lucky to have discovered part of the real beauty of life. Your strong sense of intuition has allowed you to rise above the trivial concerns of daily life that lead to unhappiness. If the worst should happen, and the apocalypse strikes, you will certainly find your own little stairway to heaven. Keep sharing your kindness: you can help make the world a better place until that terrible day arrives.

Thank you Emode... Another link courtasy of Damaged. Gee, I feel like such a whore now... Stealing links from other blogs like this. I think I dont care anymore ;P

@ 9:13:51 PM By Stuy Parker

I think, after two tests, I'm already very sick of taking Emode tests. Well there went my evening!

@ 9:17:34 PM By Stuy Parker

I just realized something interesting about the poseur in my blood... I desperately want to be able to go "Yeah I love Classical music" but I can't bring myself to find a classical peice that I honestly like, and I really should buy a classical cd (complitions suck) but I'm so tied into the 20th century I'd rather buy David Bowie's 1. Outside. Which is the cd that has been at the top of my MUST HAVE list for about a month now.

Damnit. Anyone want to buy me a present?

@ 9:50:44 PM By Stuy Parker

I'd run a webcam, but I have something every other fucking webcam runner in the world doesn't have : a bad complextion.

Yeah, fuck you, too.

@ 10:23:14 PM By Stuy Parker

VW has excellent designers and art directors and advertisers and... Well, see, they appeal to me. And I am a different kind of audience. They deserve credit for the Focus' and Echo's of this world. I just wish VW would release another car with the same styling of the Bug because, goddamn, the Bug is so obvious I'm afraid to get one at some point in my life, ya know?

@ 10:36:12 PM By Stuy Parker

Friday, May 12, 2000

Sorry I havent posted all day. Been running in circles over some stupid Blink concert I'm probably not going to go to. Damnit! Fuck! I love the Brad Pitt diary with a passion. I want to be his Willard Scott. Oh well.

I'm being a Diary Whore, You should all check out effervesent stuyvesant if you give a shit about me. No, really.

@ 5:39:19 PM By Stuy Parker

Thursday, May 11, 2000

Anyone see Suicide Kings? You know that story Denis Leary tells about tatooing his father with that baseball bat.

Looking like a good recommendation to me, right now.

@ 7:41:03 AM By Stuy Parker

I started a diary. Diaryland is too much trouble. Blogger makes me shit bricks in happiness.

@ 4:11:43 PM By Stuy Parker

You almost miss the fact that he's a couple weeks late. "Wow! What a nice fellow that Ev is. Wait? A couple weeks ago!? Inconsidderate bugger!"

@ 4:18:05 PM By Stuy Parker

Men who are good with kids are only that way because they're into midget porn like heather.

@ 4:20:33 PM By Stuy Parker

Added hosted list and another ring. (woo. anyone have any good ring suggestions that would work, please email me or I will have your first born's head.)

@ 8:39:00 PM By Stuy Parker

This site is really pissing me off. Goddamn!

@ 8:59:16 PM By Stuy Parker

I think certain people need to not be telling other certain people things semi-personal things which said person might find out anyway if friendships were formed and the subject came up. Know what I mean?

@ 9:49:49 PM By Alli Coe

I think certain people need to learn one very important lesson.

Life Sucks.

@ 9:52:21 PM By Stuy Parker

ALRIGHT I get it! Lindsay is a stark raving lesbian!

@ 10:17:25 PM By Stuy Parker

Wednesday, May 10, 2000

I am offically a member of the dotcom webring. I feel excited in ways I normally reserve for the neighbours dog. (thanks for that phrase dolls)

@ 12:05:41 AM By Stuy Parker

What the...?

@ 12:48:18 AM By Stuy Parker

Lots of tweaking to do. That sounds like I need to pop a few pills, but really, I mean the design. I seem to have forgotten to add the links to the hosted sites. What a shitty webmaster am I. Also I should link the blue girl to the background I made, that it's from. Enjoy you big scary 1280x1024. The PSD for that is 17megs. Do you know how much pr0n I could fit into 17 megs? Wasted space, I say, wasted space!

The Joys of Picking Your Ears

@ 7:23:36 AM By Stuy Parker

Now that I think of it, that's the best looking menu (to the LEFT) that I have ever made in the history of webdesign. Simplistic to the point of being beautiful, yet still making me want to eat my hand. Hmm.

@ 7:24:55 AM By Stuy Parker

Taking a huge brain crap or something. You know, in photoshop, the colors of this design were very hazy. I guess this is what you get for installing Photoshop 5.5 and not setting those goddamn color settings that screw everything up. Only reason the background looks any good I bet. Jeez, I need to stop posting. I am such a whore.

@ 7:27:35 AM By Stuy Parker

I like the fact that some particular members *cough*Lind*cough* tell me the design is neato but dont actually praise me on the site. that really hurts, it really really hurts.

@ 7:24:19 PM By Stuy Parker

Saying anything to Shan through this website is pointless, she never reads this site anyway. *sigh* oh well.

@ 7:25:44 PM By Stuy Parker

Sometimes you make mistakes, and sometimes you realize that perhaps you should listen to your penis for once in your life.

@ 9:56:53 PM By Stuy Parker

I think I've found my greatest weakness, a natural flaw in a human. Thanks to Wittaker Chambers' Witness:

"...But when a man finds himself completely alone, he must always question if he can be right."

@ 9:59:35 PM By Stuy Parker

Tuesday, May 09, 2000

Thanks to a friend of mine, who is now very dear to me, I've learnt an important lesson today... "Sometimes nothing at all is better than something." I thank her, greatly.

Shoutz to all my homies in the east bronx. Maybe even the south side too! h00t h00t w00p w00p! Raise the Roof brothah!

@ 1:22:13 PM By Stuy Parker

I have a bad habit of signing up for things I'm never really gonna use, like my numerous accounts on free servers, my newly made acount on Manila or perhaps my now defunct password protected diary. You know, after many years, my Geocities redirect page is still up, even when the page it redirects to is gone. (Mirror) Oh well, I guess that's how the cookie crumbles. I am a sad, sad little web person.

@ 1:30:00 PM By Stuy Parker

Boo!

@ 3:23:40 PM By Stuy Parker

Wow, I'm actually going to Heaven. I didn't expect that one coming.

@ 3:35:12 PM By Stuy Parker

What the fuck is with these people and the word irreverent? I sure as hell never have used it... at all! Christ people. Talk about this being irreverent! ... Holy shit! Did I even use the word in the right context? Hmm.

@ 3:41:40 PM By Stuy Parker

I have come to the conclusion that researching the "origin, meaning, and appropriateness of the terms hispanic, black, oriental, etc" is a hopeless endeavor. Why did I choose to write a research paper on this? Someone help me, please!

@ 7:36:36 PM By Alli Coe

Alright, brand new design. I'm rather happy with it. Gives me writing space. A "Updated On EB" side bar might come later on, because I upload a ton of shit to EB every day and no one knows, so, hm. Life is good. I ruined my life in a major way today. Shan, I love you.

@ 11:40:04 PM By Stuy Parker

Monday, May 08, 2000

i added the link boxes to the left. they look like crap. email me to tell me they look like crap please. i need incouragement. or something. i need some sense knocked into me, methinks. i love faith no more with a passion. mmm, yes.

@ 8:04:47 PM By Stuy Parker

er. i mean, to the right. god, today is a stupid day for me.

@ 8:06:31 PM By Stuy Parker

No! More! Monkey! Business! No! More! Monkey! Business! ... Mmm. 12 Monkeys, Ghost in the Shell, The Abyss, and Evil Dead 2 are good movies. Even if they make me want to commit spontaneous suicide. Hmm.

@ 8:10:35 PM By Stuy Parker

I hate this design with a passion now. i'll be redesigning it sometime eventually. I'm looking at my background for inspiration, but I'm coming up dry. i'm thinking of looking to faith no more for inspiration but i can't see myself adapting their sound into art. it'd be hard to do. but we'll see. someone cut my head off, please.

@ 9:17:36 PM By Stuy Parker

Sunday, May 07, 2000

Gladiator was nice. Nowhere near as good as The Messenger.

But I think we all know where my taste happens to lay.

@ 3:30:40 PM By Stuy Parker

I LOVE YOU SHANNON!

there. i hope you know now.

@ 6:17:05 PM By Stuy Parker

SHAN IS NOT A BITCH!

fuck fuck. damn you and what i say to you all---ariel.

@ 6:21:42 PM By Stuy Parker

electricbiscuit. a smorgus board of anything i want to post.

damnit. and you all best bow down to me and my loglog. i have a tendancy to repeatpeat words. hmmhmm.

@ 6:24:04 PM By Stuy Parker

It isn't my fault if Parker spontaneously feels the need to cut and paste from conversation to conversation leading to his own demise.

@ 6:37:10 PM By Alli Coe

yes. it is.

@ 6:44:30 PM By Stuy Parker

new title thanks to ariel.

@ 6:54:41 PM By Stuy Parker