Parker needs to play with this next time he tries to mess with the eb colors. Then maybe we'd find something better than brownish-grey or crap brown.

@ 12:05:00 AM By Alli Coe

Don't make me have to, uh, well, do nothing to you, woman, because I am such a gentleman! (Oh, and I'm not ghey like some men)

Hmm, don't need colormix, colormix is evil :P

Welcome back, Kotter!

@ 12:03:46 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm damn bored. If you're gonna be up late tonight, IM me... My SN is Afext.

Whee.

@ 8:49:47 PM By Stuy Parker

You know what? My ears are bleeding I think? Will someone please check them? Please?

Ah, thank you, my ears still feel like their bleeding but you kindly told me that it's actually small little worms biting their way out of my head.

Yes. GO TO HELL.

@ 11:33:52 PM By Stuy Parker

Friday, April 28, 2000

I start farting now! Watch out world, you will be mine in 6.75 years! Bwhahah! You can blame it all on Lindsay!

@ 7:21:11 AM By Stuy Parker

Mmm. Dope shit, man! Dope shit!

@ 3:47:54 PM By Stuy Parker

Do share, Parker...err...Stuy...err whatever your name is.

Apparently my Wu Name (as Ariel) is the "Dubious Masturbatah-X" No comment on that.
Stuy's is "Ol` Mucky Terrahawk" and our dear bead farmer's is the "Spunky Misunderstood Genius." (note: without "The" in "The Lesbian Bead Farmer" she would be "Dizzy Cow.")

@ 4:20:56 PM By Alli Coe

You can call me parker, or you can call me stuy.

Uhh... I have no legs! I have no legs!

@ 7:52:55 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm laying down, trying to sleep, listening to bowie... Phone rings, I pick it up and a angry sassy sounding old woman goes "What are you doing?" like she was about to sussy me out. Naturally, me not the one to go 'wtf?' I said "Nothing."

She spouted, angirly "WHY?" ... I said "I dunno."... She replies "Are you sleeping?" ... "Well, actually, yes." ... Her voice softens by about 113%, "I think I have the wrong number" ... I reply "Well, uhm, who you looking for?" ... "Russell"... "Nope, no one here"...

Her voice softens another good 54% and says "Oh, I'm sorry..." and hangs up.

Oh yes, a day in the life.

@ 8:34:46 PM By Stuy Parker

Thursday, April 27, 2000

One cannont help but laugh ones ass off. Now, THAT is comedy.

@ 1:49:24 PM By Stuy Parker

"You know what I really want in a girl? Me"
Oh, the endless joy the Bloodhound Gang brings.

@ 2:09:14 PM By Alli Coe

This is good for a whurl or two. Or maybe not. Whurl away you poor, poor web people.

Don't bother making your own. They only let you use six questions. Those bastards! One day, they will pay for their great sins against the internet savvy community!

@ 7:28:49 PM By Stuy Parker

I'm feeling rather lost now. Blame it on Ariel. Dangit.

@ 8:05:30 PM By Stuy Parker

Just like me to come up with a new design, upload it, and then realize "Oops shit I left out the button and the tracker" and spend another 5 mintues coding those in, in a nifty way. Atleast I try.

@ 9:00:38 PM By Stuy Parker

A commercial for the movie Frequency said it was "guarunteed to make grown men cry." Uh..yeah. That is supposed to make me want to go see the movie?

@ 9:40:53 PM By Alli Coe

Makes me wanna go. Last (and first) time I cried was at the end of my second viewing of Six Sense. I'm such a sucker for sappy depressive romance. That final wedding shot did it in for me. I couldn't help but burst into overly loud and frantic sobbing. I felt really dehydrated aftwards. Alright. Too much information.

No Soup For You!

@ 9:46:38 PM By Stuy Parker

Random Trivia from Lindsay The Lesbian Bead Farmer:

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

You all better watch out, I'm gonna start farting tomorrow... In six years, nine months, and one day, the world is gonna be mine, all mine! Bwahahahaha! Bwhahahahaha! Bwhahahaha!

@ 10:30:57 PM By Stuy Parker

Wednesday, April 26, 2000

I hate Southern California. I want to cut my hair off.

Gah. Hot. Sucks... I feel english. It's only 86 degrees or so, methinks.

@ 2:17:54 PM By Stuy Parker

I haven't got bugs! I have undocumented features!

Everyone finds out about them eventually anyway. Most of them are kind of neat!

@ 6:55:33 PM By Stuy Parker

According to the Survival Oasis, "MENTAL ILLNESS AND DEMON POSSESSION--Satan's Imps are now very Visible" Mental illness, huh? I think I'm in trouble.

@ 8:37:19 PM By Alli Coe

Ah ah ah! I am recongized for my genius!!! Go visit this rainy.net archive and go allll the way down to March 26th... Ahh! I feel good about myself and everything. Rainy.net isnt too badly designed either. I am such a blogger-search-whore.

Did You Know:
    The World Revolves Around Me?!

@ 11:36:57 PM By Stuy Parker

Tuesday, April 25, 2000

I am very sad. Great artists like him should not die. Sad sad sad. I'm a little late on this, I just figured I'd mention it now... Sad day, the sixteenth was. Oh well.

@ 3:26:40 PM By Stuy Parker

Watch out. I just may go absolutely nutzo.

Crazies with dumb replies. Thanks Alli. I'll get you for this. Bw-ha.ha.ha.ha..ErrrrrTT.

tttt.rrr.ee.aa.fff.tttttttttt.t.t.tttttt.

When your DVD Player makes that (above) sound and it has TWO dvds in it. You've got problems.

@ 8:21:45 PM By Stuy Parker

Parker is a true Blog Pimp...I think he would make a good drug dealer too. "Here, just sign up - in case you change your mind later..yeah, just like that." The next thing you know, there you are posting to his site. True pimp I tell you!

@ 9:20:50 PM By Alli Coe

Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike sex.

A shiny new quarter to everyone who catches the Hitchhikers reference.

@ 9:25:11 PM By Stuy Parker

you know, stuyvescent is one fucking hard (haHA! ugh. that was so beavis. help me.) word to spell. i feel really immature at this particular moment, which, admittedly, is not so unusual. ok, time to go.

@ 9:50:01 PM By lindsay (lesbian bead farmer)

I want Lindsay's lesbian bead farming body because she spelled my name Stuyvescent.

AaahhmmmmMmmm, i want yooou!

@ 10:16:22 PM By Stuy Parker

Monday, April 24, 2000

Messiah is a good game, but it's buggy as all hell. I already bitched at them but I figure it wont do any good. I figure an actual released, gold, game should be out of the Alpha stage. They've been developing it for two and a half years. Q3A wasn't developed for half that time and it doesnt crash every twenty mintues. ::sigh::

Maybe I'm too bitchy. Or maybe I'm all messed up (Oo, nin lyrics), Sorry.. I'm too lyrically inclined. I'm not sure whats an original thought and what's stolen from a song anymore.

Reading The Adrian Mole Diaries by Sue Townsend. Very very very very very very very funny. I suggest you all run out and buy a copy. It's the only book where I laugh out loud on about every page. I try not to laugh when reading funny books, too. Let me give you a comparison. I laughed out loud about three times when reading all the Hitchhiker books... Diaries makes me laugh every page.

That's how funny it is. Enjoy the rest of your evening.

Update: Reading the Adrian Mole Diaries is definately more fun than reading Witness by Whittaker Chambers. Just thought I'd append that little note.

@ 4:50:45 PM By Stuy Parker

Holy shit. We're all gonna die. Milky Way On Collision Course With Andromeda Galaxy

I love you all! ... Hey you, the cute chickie over there, this might be our last billion years together, wanna get busy?

@ 5:47:41 PM By Stuy Parker

I have made amends with Messiah. Sigrid is going to have a show right now. Head on over, Guests/Transference (I think)...

@ 6:50:31 PM By Stuy Parker

lol. i think i signed up under that weird name on accident ... how the hell did i do that? and i lied, i can be dirty. very dirty. justice system ham rolled in the mud dirty. but not for you. feel my feminine wiles. grr!
and hurruh!! verve sneezed. i love verve. verve is my dorky online relationship ;).

@ 9:40:59 PM By lindsay (lesbian bead farmer)

I am, I think, Officially confused.

Oh, and not dirty for me, eh? I see how it is.

Dirty for everyone but me! Feminine Wiles! Pshaw!

@ 9:45:36 PM By Stuy Parker

Lindsay called me a pineapple. I feel touched.

No, really, I'm grinning broadly. Wow.

This is almost better than reading Aspects of Reality

@ 10:08:42 PM By Stuy Parker

Sunday, April 23, 2000

No one needs anyone, they don't even just pretend... So what's up? I dunno, not much. Worked on the design a bit, added a fake little 2px drop shadow for shits and giggles, strictly because I can. Hey, it works, does it not? Wanted to add a little depth. I should just kill it and start a new design but I'm too lazy. Easter today.

"Go suck eggs!" never sounded more appropriate in my life.

@ 11:02:50 AM By Stuy Parker

Paddy, what a fantastic death abyss!

@ 1:54:21 PM By Stuy Parker

I love Sigrid. Just thought you'd all like to know.

I'm beginning to like my family less and less everyday. I don't really want to elaborate. My oldest syster ownz though, just thought you'd all like to know.

I say that a lot, don't I? Got Messiah. I have great faith in Shiny but the demo was so horrible, I'm afraid to install it for fear of it crashing my system. I suppose we'll see how it goes.

Shoutz to Shan, my one and only. Cheesy considdering I have had other relationships, it feels like a line when you say "The only girl I'll ever love" because you've loved before and, in this case, after... So, who knows? I love her now, isn't that what matters?

@ 8:12:38 PM By Stuy Parker