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thursday


		Personally, I like the word faggot. I used to use that and 'gay' a lot, but now I think I'll use the word faggot. I declare an addendum to the Merriam Webster dictionary, to add a definition for the word, to mean basically what Alfred described. An asshole who rapes small children. I think that would clear up any confusion about the connotation of the word. If used in a negative manner, it should mean that. Gay should mean happy as it once did. Example: Alfred is a gay faggot bastard! - It'd mean: Alfred is a happy child molester who was born before his parents were properly married in the eyes of God. See, much better, yeah? Anyway, yes, the guestbook is back, feel free to rant at will. Hate and snide comments are the very root of all evil in life, and life itself. Without hate, we'd have absolutely nothing to say. You might ask "What about all the positive comments in the world?" Nah, all those are is a way to call other people stupid by declaring something very good. When you say something positive, everyone else that it wasn't said to feels neglected and angry... Sense! Yes. Example: Alfred is a lovely human being! - It'd mean: Everyone besides Alfred is a pitiful excuse for a human being, and should be drug into the street and shot multiple times for not comparing to Alfred, you farking Jew bastards! l Posted by Stuy Parker at 3:05 AM.

wednesday


		AHEM! This has just been brought to my attention: "you obviously seem to have a problem with "faggots". what are you, in high school or something? GROW THE FUCK UP. and watch you call people from now on, asshole. -DJ" DJ, I would like to personally thank you for the insanely long laugh you have given me. It's brightened my day. I'm gonna address two things, just for you. A) I do not have a problem with gay people. I do, however, have a problem with faggots, the kind of people that molest little children and annoy the piss out of everyone around them. So, I apolgize to the gay community, and its No. 1 Spokesperson DJ for any misunderstanding. B) Yes, I am in high school. Hee hee hee! l Posted by Alfred Turner at 10:08 PM.

monday


		Yeah, I caught a hell of a cold. If the guitar player in my band wasn't such a flaming FAGGOT, I wouldn't be so sick. FAGGOT! P.S. Dj, eat my shorts. l Posted by Alfred Turner at 8:34 PM.