The Electric Biscuit Archives

Design Archives

Original
a. beta : unreleased.
b. blue : November 23rd, 1999.
c. gargoyle : Febuary 27th, 2000.
d. coffee : March 25, 2000.

Note that Coffee has a complete archive of all the original EB writings, by me.

(At the point, I will note: I am having trouble descerning the dates these pages were created. Please bear with me, some of the dates are more than likely, wrong).


The Blog
a. multi [brwn] [gry] : April 22, 2000.
b. pixel : unsure of date.
c. yellow : May 9, 2000.
d. eight : May 20, 2000.
e. point : June 4th, 2000.

Thank god, I actually put a date stamp in the code for 8.5 (point). This design was the turning point for EB, or at least for me. I still love this design, I dunno why, but it became the standard for EB designs for ages. They got better, but they never got worse. I've still been meaning to bring the classic EB polls back. OK, so maybe they got worse, look at this next one.

f. barcode : June 27, 2000.
g. bluelns : July 10, 2000.
h. sketch : July 15, 2000.
i. iblog4u : July 22, 2000.

After the invention of the crazy pyscho blog above, I started to take my work a bit more seriously: See designs below.

j. eve6 : July 29, 2000.
k. fourteen : August 7, 2000.
j. serenity : August 9, 2000.
m. fashion : August 21, 2000.

Let me take this moment to make clear a few more things: The lack of entries in the archives severly distracts from the design as a whole. On some designs, the writing breaks the site, and on some, the writing makes it. By writing, I mean the text layout. I prided myself on exceptional readability and appearance and all that is lost here.

Also, take note that, yes, the dates are correct. There were really sometimes only two days between new designs. Ask anyone who read EB back then, they'll tell you it's true.


n. static : [Impressive] : August 28, 2000.
o. sonof : August 30, 2000.
p. colours : September 5, 2000.
q. bugs : September 10, 2000.
r. dancrum : [Broken] : September 14, 2000.
s. flaps : September 20, 2000.
t. squares : September 28, 2000.

Now is the time to interrupt again: Be sure to FULLY EXPLORE any design-specific links, some pages were created with the design, and are still in the folder with it. Like, Square's individual pages WORK, might be surprising but they do. Be sure to test shit out and explore. It makes for an interesting history lesson.

u. unreleased, never htmlized.
v. spin : October 25, 2000.

After that point, Chemfet was created.

w. club : November 30, 2000.
x. jilted : January 13, 2001.
y. three : Janurary 31, 2001.
z. face : Febuary 18, 2001.

1. church : [Boo] : March 20, 2001.

There are more designs after this, but I haven't sorted them yet.

Chemfet
a. clouds : [rvrs] [flat] : October 29, 2000.
b. everything : November 19, 2000.
c. lameass : November 27, 2000.

Note: All the pages under Clouds should work perfectly. Check out the entire site, I loved making that page.

The Eff Stuy
a. original : May 31 (??), 2000.
b. perspective : July 17, 2000.

Superficial Jesus Pose
a. first : June 27, 2000.
b. second : August 14, 2000.

Other Shit
Game Lair Investigation : August, 2001.
Boom, Boom, Boom : September 11, 2001.

Please Remember!
All these sites were designed in Photoshop 5.0/5.5, and HAND FUCKING CODED in Homesite 4.0/4.5, by Brad Root, AKA: Stuyvesant Parker. They are Copyright © 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, Brad Root. Do not steal any of my shit. If you wanna steal something, steal code. Steal images, even, but never steal my writing. Thank you.
Text Archives

Greymatter Archives
Once I get around to standardizing and Archive format for GM, I'll be posting archive links up here. Until then, go here.

Before Greymatter
10/21/2001 - 10/27/2001
10/28/2001 - 11/03/2001
11/04/2001 - 11/10/2001
11/11/2001 - 11/17/2001
11/18/2001 - 11/24/2001
11/25/2001 - 12/01/2001
12/02/2001 - 12/08/2001
12/09/2001 - 12/15/2001
12/16/2001 - 12/22/2001
12/23/2001 - 12/29/2001
12/30/2001 - 01/05/2002
01/06/2002 - 01/12/2002

The Blog
04/16/2000 - 04/22/2000
04/23/2000 - 04/29/2000
04/30/2000 - 05/06/2000
05/07/2000 - 05/13/2000
05/14/2000 - 05/20/2000
05/21/2000 - 05/27/2000
05/28/2000 - 06/03/2000
06/04/2000 - 06/10/2000
06/11/2000 - 06/17/2000
06/18/2000 - 06/24/2000
06/25/2000 - 07/01/2000
07/02/2000 - 07/08/2000
07/09/2000 - 07/15/2000
07/16/2000 - 07/22/2000
07/23/2000 - 07/29/2000
07/30/2000 - 08/05/2000
08/06/2000 - 08/12/2000
08/13/2000 - 08/19/2000
08/20/2000 - 08/26/2000
08/27/2000 - 09/02/2000
09/03/2000 - 09/09/2000
09/10/2000 - 09/16/2000
09/17/2000 - 09/23/2000
09/24/2000 - 09/30/2000
10/01/2000 - 10/07/2000
10/08/2000 - 10/14/2000
10/15/2000 - 10/21/2000
10/22/2000 - 10/28/2000
10/29/2000 - 11/04/2000
11/05/2000 - 11/11/2000
11/12/2000 - 11/18/2000
11/19/2000 - 11/25/2000
11/26/2000 - 12/02/2000
12/03/2000 - 12/09/2000
12/10/2000 - 12/16/2000
12/17/2000 - 12/23/2000
12/24/2000 - 12/30/2000
12/31/2000 - 01/06/2001
01/07/2001 - 01/13/2001
01/14/2001 - 01/20/2001
01/21/2001 - 01/27/2001
01/28/2001 - 02/03/2001
02/04/2001 - 02/10/2001
02/11/2001 - 02/17/2001
02/18/2001 - 02/24/2001
02/25/2001 - 03/03/2001
03/04/2001 - 03/10/2001
03/11/2001 - 03/17/2001
03/18/2001 - 03/24/2001
03/25/2001 - 03/31/2001
04/01/2001 - 04/07/2001
04/08/2001 - 04/14/2001
04/15/2001 - 04/21/2001

Chemfet
10/29/2000 - 11/04/2000
11/05/2000 - 11/11/2000
11/12/2000 - 11/18/2000
11/19/2000 - 11/25/2000
11/26/2000 - 12/02/2000
12/03/2000 - 12/09/2000
01/21/2001 - 01/27/2001

The Eff Stuy
05/07/2000 - 05/13/2000
05/14/2000 - 05/20/2000
05/21/2000 - 05/27/2000
05/28/2000 - 06/03/2000
06/04/2000 - 06/10/2000
06/11/2000 - 06/17/2000
06/18/2000 - 06/24/2000
06/25/2000 - 07/01/2000
07/02/2000 - 07/08/2000
07/09/2000 - 07/15/2000
07/16/2000 - 07/22/2000
07/23/2000 - 07/29/2000
07/30/2000 - 08/05/2000
08/06/2000 - 08/12/2000
08/13/2000 - 08/19/2000
08/20/2000 - 08/26/2000

Superficial Jesus Pose
06/25/2000 - 07/01/2000
07/02/2000 - 07/08/2000
07/09/2000 - 07/15/2000
07/23/2000 - 07/29/2000
07/30/2000 - 08/05/2000
08/13/2000 - 08/19/2000
08/20/2000 - 08/26/2000

Write (Other Stuff)
Oct 1st, 2000
Oct 2nd, 2000
Oct 8th, 2000
Oct 12th, 2000
Oct 16th, 2000
Oct 22nd, 2000