RouTineDeCiet: so you run electric biscuit?
Afext: Yes
RouTineDeCiet: spiffy.
RouTineDeCiet: does this mean you're online 24/7?
Afext: Not really
Afext: And, yeah
Afext: I usually am online 24/7
RouTineDeCiet: cool.
Afext: not really
RouTineDeCiet: stop disagreeing. It makes me feel stupid.
Afext: lol
Afext: sorry
RouTineDeCiet: yeah, yeah.
Afext: eye am
RouTineDeCiet: sure.
Afext: if you insist
RouTineDeCiet: yes, you're very sorry.
Afext: Hmm... that sounded bitter
RouTineDeCiet: shut up. I'm not listening.
RouTineDeCiet: who are you anyway?
Afext: I'm Brad...
RouTineDeCiet: Brad? That's a good name.
RouTineDeCiet: so BRAD how old are you?
Afext: I own ElectricBiscuit.com and run Chemfet.digitalrice.com...
Afext: Yeah, I didn't like it for a while.
Afext: I'm fifteen
RouTineDeCiet: wow you're special.
Afext: I try
RouTineDeCiet: so are you just a computer nerd or do you play sports, brad?
Afext: Just a computer nerd, artist, writer... sports really dont do it for me all that much. I used to play soccer but I stopped after five years, got way too competitive and harsh.
RouTineDeCiet: soccer rocks.
RouTineDeCiet: stupid brad. you shoulda kept it up.
Afext: (in your profile, 'dieing' is spelled 'dying,' just to mention)
Afext: Nah...
RouTineDeCiet: really.
RouTineDeCiet: I guess I'm just a bad speller.
RouTineDeCiet: shut up. You know I'm right.
Afext: I realized most of my 'teammates' were egostical, moronic, assholes. Kinda pointless hanging around with them...
RouTineDeCiet: yes, that's how it is. That's what makes it fun.
Afext: It's fun being around idiots all day?
Afext: Not really, especially when you're goalie... They really bring it down on you then, if you miss the ball... And they dont listen when you say, "Hey, It had to get through you guys, first, before it got to me."
RouTineDeCiet: hey, it's hard to find those more idiotic than yourself
Afext: Not really, I manage really well... There's a lot of idiotic losers out there
RouTineDeCiet: yes, yes, I know.
RouTineDeCiet: ok, I need someone's e-mail to bomb. Got any ppl you hate?
Afext: not really
RouTineDeCiet: damn.
RouTineDeCiet: whats your e-mail>
Afext: I'd rather not be mail bombed
RouTineDeCiet: dont worry,
RouTineDeCiet: it wont hurt a bit
Afext: It might
Afext: i dont deal well with pain
RouTineDeCiet: oh well. I'll have to bomb some poor oblivious persons mail...
Afext: always good.
RouTineDeCiet: IT DOESN'T WORK!!!!!
RouTineDeCiet: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Afext: it happens
RouTineDeCiet: goddamned nailmail
Afext: you have a lot of screennames
RouTineDeCiet: do I?
Afext: yeah
RouTineDeCiet: how'd you know my e-mail
Afext: i just know these things
RouTineDeCiet: oh you're psycic
Afext: nah
RouTineDeCiet: chic
RouTineDeCiet: psy
RouTineDeCiet: liquidyez14@aol.com
RouTineDeCiet: hah I know
Afext: you missed an e I think
Afext: so uhm...
Afext: what weird etheral surge of energy made you decide to IM me?
RouTineDeCiet: no E! HAH!
RouTineDeCiet: well look at it this way: I'm staying home Friday nite
RouTineDeCiet: what better things do I have to do?
Afext: well, ok
RouTineDeCiet: see my poiny?
RouTineDeCiet: hah
RouTineDeCiet: poinT
Afext: you could... help... uhm... solve world hunger... or, sign peace treaties between all countries and stuff...
Afext: maybe you could paint a picture or something
RouTineDeCiet: nah.
RouTineDeCiet: too normal.
Afext: if you say so
Afext: go outside and kick a soccerball against the wall in the dark, it's fun.
RouTineDeCiet: nah I'll fall over. Trip over the ball or sumptin.
Afext: bring a flashlight

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Auto response from RouTineDeCiet: having wild and crazy jungle sex with stephan jenkins....Leave me a message. Later.

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RouTineDeCiet: hey how'd you get my e-mail address?
Afext: i dont know
RouTineDeCiet: grrr
RouTineDeCiet: fine.
Afext: i found it buried under some soil in the northern-most garden
Afext: pulled up some weeds, scraped away a little dirt, and there it was, kinda funny
RouTineDeCiet: thats surprising.
RouTineDeCiet: I thought only cool people would find it.
RouTineDeCiet: HAHA you didn't actually go to my website, did you?
RouTineDeCiet: I didn't think anyone went there.
Afext: i actually found myself laughing a little, sitting there, with dirty knees... but, i stifled myself, becoming self-consious suddenly, as if i felt like a lunatic to some invisibile voyeur.
RouTineDeCiet: you've confused me.
RouTineDeCiet: I'll just pretend I know what you're talking about.
Afext: blue
Afext: light blue, in fact
Afext: why not black?
RouTineDeCiet: blue's prettier.
RouTineDeCiet: so's purple.
Afext: so is black
RouTineDeCiet: blues better.
Afext: and red
RouTineDeCiet: nope.
Afext: green?
RouTineDeCiet: sick of black.
RouTineDeCiet: red's pretty
RouTineDeCiet: nah
Afext: orange.
Afext: grey?
RouTineDeCiet: orange is deffinitly cool.
RouTineDeCiet: BRAD
Afext: yellow?
RouTineDeCiet: no, not grey
Afext: dark dark purple?
RouTineDeCiet: no, and no
Afext: different shade of blue. hmmm.
RouTineDeCiet: BLUE!!!!!
Afext: black.
Afext: orange
RouTineDeCiet: black n blue
Afext: purple
RouTineDeCiet: blue.
RouTineDeCiet: yellow.
Afext: green
RouTineDeCiet: orange
Afext: cerulean
RouTineDeCiet: yellow grey
RouTineDeCiet: hah I can use big color-names too!
RouTineDeCiet: magenta
RouTineDeCiet: vermillian
RouTineDeCiet: cyan
Afext: puce.
RouTineDeCiet: grrr
RouTineDeCiet: Idont have anymore
Afext: mauve
RouTineDeCiet: orange.
RouTineDeCiet: maroon???
Afext: puce and cerulean are my faves
Afext: azure
RouTineDeCiet: ok well ms stupid over here DOESN'T KNOW THOSE COLORS
Afext: cerulean is sky blue
Afext: puce is a dark, almost greyish, purple
RouTineDeCiet: blue.
RouTineDeCiet: purple.
Afext: azure is another name for cerulean
Afext: mauve is reddish purple
RouTineDeCiet: purple
RouTineDeCiet: I like this color.
Afext: vermillan doesnt exist but vermillion does... never heard of it before you, too.
Afext: cinnabar
RouTineDeCiet: yes, I'm just new and exciting, aren't I.
RouTineDeCiet: I've gota fucking Nsync song stuck in my head,
RouTineDeCiet: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Afext: hm
RouTineDeCiet: it's scaring me.
Afext: moo
RouTineDeCiet: moo?
RouTineDeCiet: bahh
Afext: sheep sheep
RouTineDeCiet: cow cow
Afext: i love you
RouTineDeCiet: really? what a coinsidance
RouTineDeCiet: I love you too.
RouTineDeCiet: let's get married.
Afext: cool
Afext: i'll meet you in vegas in five minutes
RouTineDeCiet: oh great!
RouTineDeCiet: another husband. I already have 6.
Afext: always good to have another dick around
RouTineDeCiet: yes, I suppose it is, isn't it?
RouTineDeCiet: bahh
Afext: fucked like a sheep
RouTineDeCiet: lol
RouTineDeCiet: nahh, I was thinking more goat.
RouTineDeCiet: so BRAD if you dont play sports, do you listen to music?
Afext: yes of course
RouTineDeCiet: oh yeah. What kind
Afext: many kinds
Afext: *thinks*
Afext: nin, dandy warhols, tom petty, alan parsons project, tool, apc, skinny puppy, radiohead, (mmm, i love radiohead) eels, system of a down, toadies, smashing pumpkins, gomez, frank black, pixies, laika, faith no more, david bowie (mmm, i love david bowie) ... uhm...
RouTineDeCiet: lo siento
RouTineDeCiet: ah...pretty alternitive.
RouTineDeCiet: smashing pumpkins should die.
Afext: they are dead, so no worries
RouTineDeCiet: oh yay
Afext: sara is really into them, i used to make fun of her for it, but i got bitten by something and ended up spending a day buying every cd they ever released
RouTineDeCiet: and sara is.../
RouTineDeCiet: lol
Afext: my girlfriend
RouTineDeCiet: oh wow my computer has a social life!
RouTineDeCiet: I'm proud.
RouTineDeCiet: j/k
Afext: hm
RouTineDeCiet: hah.
RouTineDeCiet: ok, I didn't mean to be mean. go to: http://www.acidtrip.com

Afext: i'll pass
RouTineDeCiet: no you won't.
RouTineDeCiet: pretend and I'll be happy.
Afext: hmm
Afext: cool site
Afext: not really well designed though
RouTineDeCiet: I know. I don't do lay-outs
RouTineDeCiet: haha it's not mine.
RouTineDeCiet: you believed me, you know you did.
RouTineDeCiet: oh well, i'ts still fun.
RouTineDeCiet: i enjoy children: i enjoy children.
Afext: do you?
i enjoy children: yes. yes i do.
i enjoy children: do you enjoy children?


RouTineDeCiet: Afext: not particularly
i enjoy children: i bet you do. no need to be ashamed, we're all friends here.
Afext: nah, actually, i don't enjoy children, children piss me off...
i enjoy children: so punish them then! it's fun.
Afext: hmm yes
RouTineDeCiet: thats a good conversation.
RouTineDeCiet: thats how all conversations should be,.
RouTineDeCiet: I'm bored, Brad.
Afext: i'm sorry
Afext: i am very tired
RouTineDeCiet: it's not okay.
RouTineDeCiet: I have to go.
RouTineDeCiet: I know yo ui'll be traumatized but I must go to sleep.
Afext: aww ok
RouTineDeCiet signed on at 9:30:52 PM.
RouTineDeCiet: don't die or anything, remember: whether you like it or not you're my 7th husband.
RouTineDeCiet: ok, later.
Afext: hyehe
Afext: err
Afext: hehe
Afext: okay
Afext: you sleep well
RouTineDeCiet signed off at 9:35:45 PM.