Afext: I either need to stop masturbating or I need
to use lotion

fuzZzycaTt: hehe... what are you masturbating
about now?

Afext: because I just rubbed the most horribly
bloody raw spot on my dick and god.. hurts like hell

Afext: I put hydrogen poroxide on it (oo burning
and tingling! FUCK!) and now I have a bandaid with
neosporin on it on it, so I feel better

Afext: but still
Afext: crap
Afext: I wont be able to masturbate for liek 5 days
now unless I wanna tear my dick off

Afext: it's sara's fault :P
fuzZzycaTt: awwwe:-) how cute, a penis with a
band aid

Afext: yeah
Afext: thank god it's christmas break
fuzZzycaTt: yeah, its all saras fault
fuzZzycaTt: hehe
Afext: if I had to walk around with a bandaid on my
dick for the fifth time I'd crack

Afext: well, i managed to open up to sara, and we
kinda cybered, and well... crap

Afext: Cybering is like porn times a hundred
Afext: I've never.. well.. cough... I wont go into
details

fuzZzycaTt: hehe.. i suppose, i havent done that
Afext: I just had to wipe semen off everything in
this room

fuzZzycaTt: hum... everything?
fuzZzycaTt: shees! you masturbate alot!
Afext: everything behind me mostly
Afext: I even got it on my 3rd surround sound
speaker, ugh!

Afext: I've never shot so hard in my life, it went up
over my shoulder and onto papers behind me...
scary as HELL

Afext: I was like "whoah fuck"
Afext: sara is good with words
Afext: that's all I have to say
fuzZzycaTt: haha!
fuzZzycaTt: you are one crazy 14 year old
Afext: totally
Afext: thats not the gist of it either, to add to my
14 yearold craziness..

fuzZzycaTt: hehe
fuzZzycaTt: so cute and so young
Afext: I figure i've told you this much now... so I
might as well say... nearly 8 inches.. (swear to god,
I wouldn't lie, I have no reason to lie cos It doesnt
matter to me)

Afext: which makes quite a few people choke (not
like that!)

fuzZzycaTt: hum.... yum
fuzZzycaTt: haha!
fuzZzycaTt: i think you enlarged your penis with
the endless masturbation

Afext: like this older guy friend of mine I've known
forever online is threatened by me because hes
abotu 2 inches shorter and shit.. it sucks

Afext: lol
fuzZzycaTt: did you actually measure yourself?
Afext: I measured myself like... wow, um, a long
time ago

Afext: nearly a year ago
Afext: I havent recently
Afext: I should, hmm, weird
fuzZzycaTt: hehe! yu're silly
Afext: a old g/f wanted to know, excuse me :P
fuzZzycaTt: hehe
fuzZzycaTt: but hey, i need to go now
Afext: awww
fuzZzycaTt: i need to study for some test
tomorrow

Afext: seeya man
Afext: have funn
Afext: no school for me tommarow!
fuzZzycaTt: i'm sorry, write me an email about all
your masturbation tales

Afext: lol
Afext: Okay, i'll hold you to that
fuzZzycaTt: flatty@juno.com
Afext: lol
Afext: I know
Afext: gonna ditch too, gotta scandisk and defrag
*gone*

fuzZzycaTt: or if you need to send files, then
send it to plinyboi@excite.com

Afext: okay
fuzZzycaTt: i go study now, night night