Afext: Here, more penis talk...
Afext: Ever notice how your scrotum stretches and squishes and revolves by itself? It's rather mesmerizing, it's like an alien lifeform between your legs
Egomaniac9000: eh?
Egomaniac9000: oh my god
Egomaniac9000: lol
Afext: I sit on the floor after my shower with my dick and balls between the towel wrapped around my legs and I watch my testicles wrapped by a mutant blanket of skin, it's creepy
Egomaniac9000: I kinda attributed that to the peniswalk phenomenon, how even if you're just sitting somewhere, your dick will always wiggle around just to bug you
Afext: hm my penis doesnt wiggle much by itself
Egomaniac9000: really? mine goes all over
Egomaniac9000: I mean, it'll be resting on one leg, ten minutes later it's on the other, and I haven't touched it
Afext: hmm, maybe that happens, but I dont pay much attention to it
Egomaniac9000: when its as big as mine... you notice
Afext: lol
Afext: my gets pretty small limp, which pisses me off, not that anyone exactly sees it lip
Egomaniac9000: haha... it's a grower
Afext: it's a major grower
Afext: lip/limp bleh
Egomaniac9000: mines not a major grower
Egomaniac9000: like, you know there's the short and stubby kind that grow long and girthsome
Egomaniac9000: mine is just short, not oddly short... but it gets a lot wider
Afext: I don't know where all the skin comes from quite frankly... because when it's limp it's not like theres an excess of skin or anything... but, who careds
Afext: *cares
Egomaniac9000: it comes from the scrotum
Afext: I need to brush my teeth, brb
Afext: Ahhh
Afext: Makes sense, yeah
Afext: brb
Afext: black
Egomaniac9000: green
Afext: blue
Egomaniac9000: bitch
Afext: cunt
Egomaniac9000: blunt
Afext: roach
Egomaniac9000: encroach
Afext: approach
Egomaniac9000: reproach
Afext: abroach
Egomaniac9000: that's not a word
Afext: yes it is
Egomaniac9000: is not
Egomaniac9000: what does it mean
Afext: in a condition for letting out a liquid (as wine)
Afext: http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary look it up
Afext: in action or agitation
Afext: "mischiefs that I set abroach" -- Shakespeare
Egomaniac9000: that's archaic! It doesn't count
Egomaniac9000: fine fine
Afext: FINE
Afext: broach.
Egomaniac9000: breach
Afext: breast
Egomaniac9000: rest
Afext: last
Egomaniac9000: lust
Afext: luck
Egomaniac9000: fuck
Egomaniac9000: (I'm so sure you didn't plan that ^_^)
Afext: fucoid
Egomaniac9000: OK, I KNOW that's not a word
Afext: look it up.
Egomaniac9000: bitch!
Afext: "relating to or resembling the rockweeds"
Egomaniac9000: ok, enough of that game
Afext: lol
Afext: Okay
Egomaniac9000: that was kinda amusing though
Afext: Yeah
Afext: I'm saving this entire thing for AIM Files
Afext: even the scrotum talk lol
Afext: we're so fucked up :P
Egomaniac9000: haha... Wow. from scrotum talk to lame word games
Egomaniac9000: I think "Peniswalk" should be an actual scientific term
Afext: lol yeah
Afext: that'd be cool.