Afext:
http://www.electricbiscuit.com/h2opolok.ht
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Afext: There you go
Afext: Your words are forever immortalized
on the internet
Afext: You are now immortal as long as that
website stays online. Thank you for your
time, and you're welcome.
h2opolok: i'll send a virus to you site ne one that
accesses it their computer will crash and lose all
files
Afext: Oh yeah
Afext: I'm sure you can do that
h2opolok: you son of a bitch i'll kill you
Afext: You will? Is that a promise?
Afext: I'd really like to find out what death is
like, it'd make great writing material
h2opolok: i can tell you
Afext: You can? Amazing, you know death?
Afext: For such a mouthy fourteen yearold
little boy you don't seem very old and wise...
and dead, at that.
h2opolok: no i've looked into the eyes of a man
that i shot and saw death
Afext: You shot a man? Why did you shoot a
man? Did he fuck your sister?
h2opolok: yes
Afext: Atleast he got one hell of an exellent
lay before he died, then
h2opolok: you take my conversation off the
internet now
Afext: Why?
h2opolok: or the same fate will befall you
Afext: Oh cool, so if I don't take it off I'll get
you fuck your sister (again) and then be
shot? Wondeful!
h2opolok: good bye you dirty rat batsrd
Afext: You said it! Oh come on!
Afext: You don't want this conversation
online too, do you?
Afext: If you keep talking I won't put this
one online
h2opolok: actually i don't mind
Afext: You don't? Then why don't you want
the conversation online?
Afext: Are you afraid I'm going to email your
sister those urls?
h2opolok: just so long as you don't put the part
about me killing a man and threatning you
Afext: Aw, why?
h2opolok: it could incriminate me if i ever run for
political office
Afext: Hah! Clever!
h2opolok: yes very
Afext: That is the funniest thing you've
said... Er, the only funny thing you've said
h2opolok: that would be very bad
Afext: What would be? You killing a man or
me fucking your sister again?
h2opolok: hows about c. none of the above
Afext: Exactly, me fucking your sister would
be very good. You killing a man would be OK
as long as you don't get caught
h2opolok: look what is your first name?
Afext: Brad, I am Brad
Afext: Warning me does no good
h2opolok: i am alex
Afext: I know you're alex
h2opolok: so brad hows it going
Afext: Oh it's going fine, I guess
h2opolok: thats good
h2opolok: what do you like to do for fun, brad
h2opolok: answer me god damnit
Afext: I used to fuck your sister for fun
Afext: But she left for college
Afext: So I couldn't do that anymore
Afext: So I'm fucking my girlfriend
h2opolok: you've never been to utah, Brad
Afext: Which is twice as fun
Afext: I haven't?
h2opolok: no you have not been to utah, Brad
Afext: You don't know that
Afext: Krysta wouldn't either
Afext: Which is fine by me
Afext: I'd rather keep my locations unknown
h2opolok: yes, Bradly, i would know that
Afext: *laughs*
Afext: Krysta would definately know my
name is spelled Bradley
Afext: But she wouldn't know that
h2opolok: look fucker don't laugh at me i will do
stuff to your computer
h2opolok: bad stuff, Brad
Afext: Because my name isn't even Brad, but
ok.
Afext: Dude, you can't do shit to my
computer
Afext: My computer is indescructible, it's the
sad truth
Afext: Many a hacker have tried to dismantle
my computer, and many a hacker has failed,
it's very sad watching little fourteen year old
boys try to sound bad
h2opolok: i can open files from your computer i
can turn it off and on
h2opolok: i have your i.p.number, Bradly
Afext: Really, that's funny, because there
isn't a software way to turn off a computer
Afext: Ooo frightening
Afext: You have my IP number
Afext: Like I give a shit
h2opolok: yes actually there is
h2opolok: i can access you start menu and all of
your files
Afext: How nifty
Afext: Your hacker skillz simply amaze me
h2opolok: i'm not a hacker, Bradly
Afext: You're still spelling my fake name
wrong
h2opolok: spell it for me Bradly
Afext: Hehehe... You lack even the grammar
skillz of your sister
h2opolok: look, Bradly, i'll spell your name any
way i want
h2opolok: right?
h2opolok: or i WILL go in to your computer and
fuck with it
Afext: I've got no fear.
Afext: No, really, I'm wearing a no fear shirt.
Really.
Afext: No Fear is a really cool brand of
clothing. Really, it impowers me, makes me
feel alive, ya know? Oh well, anyway, you
were saying?
h2opolok: you have no fear NOW

h2opolok: you will let me spell your name any
way i please
Afext: Yeah but that's not even my name
h2opolok: right, or i will enter you computer
harddrive and delete all the important documents.\
h2opolok: i.e. all of you fat chicks porno
Afext: Important documents? Like what?
Afext: Oh yes, I love dem fat chicas
Afext: Dem fat chicas turn me awn
h2opolok: and you say my grammar skills need
work?
Afext: *smiles*
Afext: This log is gonna be huge, you don't
wanna leave or anything?
h2opolok: what the hell is this smiles shit
h2opolok: ???
Afext: *laughs*
Afext: I'm gonna leave now, it was very nice
chatting with you, any parting words?
h2opolok: would you stop that
Afext: Stop what?
h2opolok: *stop that*
Afext: Ah, oh well, as I said, I'm leaving, do
you have any last words?
h2opolok: yeah
h2opolok: you are a sick fuck
Afext: I am?
h2opolok: yes you are you are a very sick person
Afext: From you, average utah player
mormon boy... That is the best compliment I
have ever gotten from anyone. Tell your
sister I said High.