Afext: Well its not like...erm....
Egomaniac9000: not like erm what?
Afext: erm uhm
Afext: I have to kill you
Afext: it's nothing personal
Afext: But like, I have to
Egomaniac9000: nah, I don't think so
Egomaniac9000: I'll take off my ruby cyclops glasses and a great beam of energy will tear through you.
Afext: You dont own those and you dont have any laser eyes
Afext: I am... uhm...
Egomaniac9000: oh yeah. DAMN
Afext: I have bongwater. I will throw it on you. Yes.
Afext: It will BURN
Egomaniac9000: LOL, it's so funny how you said that. "You dont own those and you dont have any laser eyes"
Egomaniac9000: so matter-of-fact
Afext: Well, erunm... who here is going to blog that? you should :P
Afext: I'm (we're) pathetic. Discussing who will blog the funny things we say.
Afext: Who declares ownership!
Egomaniac9000: haha. seriously
Afext: I'll give it to you
Egomaniac9000: *stands* I declare!
Afext: Okay cool, your dumb glasses anyway
Afext: Now you have to blog even the "Declaring" thing, too, damn.
Afext: No wait
Afext: I have it
Afext: You blog the glasses bit
Egomaniac9000: OK.
Egomaniac9000: we ARE lame
Afext: and then I blog the glasses bit + the discussion
Afext: It'll be like... Story -- Continued
Afext: Causing this BIG LOOP or something
Afext: Or I just blog the discussion, and you do glasses
Egomaniac9000: yes. OK, I'll also blog that you have the rest of the s
Afext: and like... err...
Afext: Yes!
Afext: Okay cool.
Afext: Where do you end?
Egomaniac9000: OK, synchronize our watches
Egomaniac9000: "you dont own those and you dont have any laser eyes"
Afext: Okay
Afext: okay
Afext: my post will be:
Afext: Kian has the first part.
Kian: LOL, it's so funny how you said that. "You dont own those and you dont have any laser eyes"
Kian: so matter-of-fact
Afext: Well, erunm... who here is going to blog that? you should :P
Afext: I'm (we're) pathetic. Discussing who will blog the funny things we say.
Kian: haha. seriously
Afext: Who declares ownership!
Kian: *stands* I declare!
Afext: I'll give it to you
Afext: Okay cool, your dumb glasses anyway
Egomaniac9000: and then I'll blog Our entire conversation up to hear showing how pathetic we are
Egomaniac9000: or no I wont
Afext: LOL
Afext: Dude
Afext: lol
Afext: I'll just put this up as a fucking AIM File
Afext: lol
Egomaniac9000: lol
Afext: the grand re-opening of AIM, including How Pathetic Stuy and Kian Are!
Afext: AIM Files not just AIM... erghj
Afext: God we are sad.
Egomaniac9000: Or: "How to be pathetic and insanely cool at the same time!"
Afext: Yes, because god knows we are chock full of cool, man!
Afext: Us and our seven inch penis!
Afext: errr
Afext: PENISES!
Afext: ...
Egomaniac9000: PENI!
Afext: YES!
Afext: The Amazing Seven Inch Peni Bloggers!
Egomaniac9000: we should start a webring
Afext: Are we even going to bother to post those stupid blog posts now lol
Egomaniac9000: haha, I already did
Afext: We'll just both blog the ... oh okay I'll post too
Egomaniac9000: I multitask.
Egomaniac9000: "The Amazing Multitasking Seven Inch Peni Bloggers"
Afext: Ahh
Afext: I can thrust, while sucking! Multitasking.
Afext: Errr.
Afext: That sounds so wrong
Afext: As straight as I am that manages to sound gay.
Egomaniac9000: you know, I can think of some pretty dirty things, but I just can't think of a single heterosexual way to connote thrust and suck at the same time.
Afext: think
Afext: you can suck on a neck
Afext: i mean
Afext: uhm
Afext: trust me, it's possible.
Egomaniac9000: right... maybe a GUY'S NECK, YOU HOMO!
Afext: NOOOO! I AM NO HOMO!
Afext: NOOOOOoOOOoOoO!
Afext: I don't want jocks to beat me to death! NOooo!
Egomaniac9000: they probably already do! You have sex with them and then they beat you up to feel better about the homosexuality they can't come to grips with!
Afext: Erm. Yeah.
Afext: For a homo I get 87% more hits than you.
Afext: Er, I mean, 715%
Egomaniac9000: how do you know how many hits I get?
Afext: I'm talking about our blogs ;P
Egomaniac9000: maybe I get 782,003 hits a day average and my counter just gets overloaded and shows a real low number?
Egomaniac9000: LOL
Afext: No, I don't think so.
Afext: These damn chillicheese fries gave me bad gass. It's lasted like, 7 hours now
Afext: The only time I didnt fart was while I was watching Searching for Bobby Fischer, this pisses me off, nothing gives me gas
Afext: I tend to fart once when I get out of the shower in the morning, it's alot like Andre's girlfriend who'd fart before she'd fall asleep
Egomaniac9000: I fart after eating, like normal human beings
Afext: lol shut up
Egomaniac9000: someone should blog that homo conversation
Afext: you know i'm saving this entiree chat
Afext: and it's gonna go on EB
Afext: so no worries
Egomaniac9000: alright, perfect.
Afext: brb I gotta take a shit my ass is going to explode
Egomaniac9000: Show the world our fabulous sense of inanity
Egomaniac9000: See, if you didn't cram it up all the time with big jock cocks
Afext: Oh please
Afext: I do not like jock cocks
Afext: I like... beautiful babe pussy. Like my girlfriend. Yes. shh.
Afext: No jock cock for me
Egomaniac9000: you sound like dr. suess
Afext: I do not like them with a rock, I do not like them in a crock, I do not like them with eddie brock
Egomaniac9000: "I do not like jock cocks and jizz. I will not stick it in my mouth, I will not shove it up my ass. I will not lick it, Sam I am"
Egomaniac9000: OK, so mine didn't rhyme but it was funnier
Afext: Whatever.
Afext: My penis is bigger than yours so I dont worry about it
Afext: Guyver Unit 3D0: What about a lesbian-run daycare center? That would fuckin' scare me.. "Tykes and Dykes". Oh, sure, they say an all-female staff would be more nurturing, but I think that's bullshit.
Afext: Lets discuss that
Afext: Lesbian daycare.
Afext: Tykes and Dykes sounds like a bad porno
Egomaniac9000: Lesbian daycare, huh? Would these be lipstick lesbians or the bull-dyke kind?
Egomaniac9000: (oh my god, talk about a PR-disaster to be in 20 years when I run for president)
Afext: Where the married husband goes to pick up his kid from the daycare only to mindlessly wander into the back room where theres a huge lesbian orgy going on
Afext: And then he joins in but none of them will fuck him
Afext: So he goes out with the little kids, big throbbing member and all
Egomaniac9000: ready to sex up his wife
Afext: And, well, you know what happens from there
Egomaniac9000: the mothers would LOVE it
Egomaniac9000: it would mean more sex all around
Egomaniac9000: for the lesbians AND the married couples
Afext: Hahah, I was going to say he starts to rape little kids but, yeah, wives, okay.
Egomaniac9000: You know, some of us have HEALTHY sexual impulses too, ya know
Afext: Oh the blood the blood. Errr. what am I saying. SOOO HOW ABOUT THOSE HOMOS?
Egomaniac9000: speaking of healthy sexual impulses...
Afext: (oh the blood the blood)
Afext: Fuck any hot chicas lately?
Afext: (thebloodtheblood)
Afext: (thoodthood)
Afext: (thdthd)
Afext: (tdtd)
Egomaniac9000: no, I don't have sex out of wedlock. Nor do I do drugs. (See, citizens of America? Even at 17, I'm a good (if dirty-minded) teenage boy.
Afext: You've never had sex? Good man!
Afext: How far have you gone then?
Egomaniac9000: I've made out with 2 girls
Egomaniac9000: once each
Afext: no touchy feely?
Egomaniac9000: well, that was with a third girl but I didn'tmake out with her
Afext: oo what went on with the third girl?
Egomaniac9000: NO! NO! These were all one girl who I am in a commited relationship with.
Afext: Erm.
Afext: Okay.
Egomaniac9000: I'm a good teenage boy.
Egomaniac9000: No evilness in ME
Egomaniac9000: so yeah, just the regular groping
Afext: Yeah but I bet there's tons of jock cock in your ass.
Egomaniac9000: No, there's none of THAT either... I get absolutely nothing. (And I don't have to go insane denying it either, unlike SOME people)
Afext: Hey I dont have sex
Afext: I've never done anything beyond kissing, I never deny anything
Egomaniac9000: phone-sex goes beyond kissing
Afext: I just dont ever TALK about what I've done specifically
Afext: Oh
Afext: Okay so phone sex
Afext: Really excellent good phone sex
Afext: But
Afext: That isnt reality stuff
Egomaniac9000: *phone sex*
Afext: i'll brb
Egomaniac9000: what, where are you going? to have phone sex?
Egomaniac9000: Don't call me or anything, I'm not interested
Afext: lol
Afext: I was going to find a candle but I cant because it's dark
Egomaniac9000: um, try the light switch
Afext: no no rhm
Egomaniac9000: or were you going to ram yourself up the ass with it?
Afext: smart ass
Afext: Yes, lit and all
Afext: With a gerbal
Afext: gerbil
Afext: mmm. gerbil.
Egomaniac9000: at least I don't have a three-inch-wide asshole.
Afext: TYKES AND DYKES!
Egomaniac9000: weren't we over that?
Egomaniac9000: oh wait, you said something incriminating then so we went back to the gay jock cock conversation
Egomaniac9000: but then you made an ass of yourself again (excuse the pun) so are we talking about the lesbian daycare now?
Egomaniac9000: don't struggle to hard to think of a funny comeback, now.
Afext: hrm
Afext: Uhm
Afext: I wanna smoke some pot
Egomaniac9000: YOU JUST smoked out!!!
Egomaniac9000: you're nuts! You'll lose your cognitive skills and when you play soccer you'll have bad reflexes
Afext: I havent played soccer in years
Egomaniac9000: so you'll be even worse next time
Afext: oh well darn
Egomaniac9000: well I know now where YOUR priorities are...
Egomaniac9000: NOT SOCCER
Afext: i am so going to smoke some pot right now
Afext: I'll bbiab.
Afext: i need to construct a tent
Afext: and get good and situated
Afext: and healthy
Afext: healthy.
Afext: bbl.
Egomaniac9000: haha. later, you nutcase

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Egomaniac9000: actually, I'm gonna go sleep... so I'll talk to you tomorrow
Egomaniac9000: peace out
Afext: later man