GenesisUltima: heyyyy
Afext: howdy doody
Afext: Virtual Boy RULES
GenesisUltima: lol
GenesisUltima: Do you have the Tennis Game?
Afext: yeah
Afext: it rules
Afext: I love ittt
GenesisUltima: Yeah
GenesisUltima: I've played it
GenesisUltima: it does kick ass
Afext: Red Alarm is kinda bleh :(
Afext: I need to get Galactic Pinball and Wario World
GenesisUltima: hehe
Afext: man
Afext: when I rented it when it came out
Afext: I'd lay on my back and rest it on my face
Afext: but now I do that
GenesisUltima: lol
Afext: and it grinds into my fucking nose
Afext: !!!
Afext: ARRRGH
Afext: lol
Afext: it hurts like a bitch
GenesisUltima: hehehehe
GenesisUltima: Dude
GenesisUltima: I want to continue to Blog
GenesisUltima: but I have no means of getting a website
Afext: digitalrice hosts
Afext: if you're any good I'd pimp ya
GenesisUltima: lol
GenesisUltima: I just need a way to *HTMLize* it
Afext: ah well... i already have one dude queued up to get a design from me and the luck of him getting one is so slim lol
Afext: i am such an undependable bitch when it comes to shit like that
GenesisUltima: lol
Afext: if I have to lift a finger I probably wont do it if I know you well and have nothing to prove to you lol
GenesisUltima: I'm sorry, I wasn't implying that you do it
Afext: I know
Afext: But I was LOL
Afext: cos everyone wants a Design by Brad (tm)
GenesisUltima: LOL
Afext: or, formerly, a Design by ElectricBiscuit (tm)
GenesisUltima: lol
GenesisUltima: well
GenesisUltima: Hey.
Afext: Hey
GenesisUltima: I guess I'm dead in the water then
Afext: lol
GenesisUltima: *slits throat*
GenesisUltima: oh wait
GenesisUltima: I'm in the middle of the ocean, I have nothing TO cut it WITH
GenesisUltima: *doesn't cut throat, but tries pitifully to with his fingernails*
Afext: *starts to sing* I come from the water... I crawled upon the shore... I left my brothers there... I got what I came for

GenesisUltima: lol
Afext: I come from the water... I come from the water... That weren't no easy thing... It's more than nature... It's like my destiny

Afext: *stops*
Afext: oh rrr
GenesisUltima: lol
GenesisUltima: so, how ya doin?
Afext: pretty good
Afext: listening to beatles
Afext: feeling much better
GenesisUltima: good
GenesisUltima: I feel downish
Afext: why?
GenesisUltima: The girl I like *got with a drummer* It's like a slap in the face to me, man
Afext: HAHAHAHA
Afext: OOOH MAN
Afext: rrrt
Afext: i mean
Afext: fuck dude
Afext: that sucks
Afext: fucking drummers, I told you
Afext: the only decent drummer is Ringo Starr, and you aint got a heavy deep brittish accent
GenesisUltima: I can talk like him tho!
GenesisUltima: lol
Afext: who is he?
GenesisUltima: I don't know his name, only that he is a drummer
Afext: hehe
Afext: Pray that it isnt Lond of antagonist
Afext: or else i'd blow my head off if I was you
GenesisUltima: I highly doubt it is
GenesisUltima: I HIGHLY doubt it
Afext: the day lond is taken over you is the day I will hand you every weapon imaginable and the 101 Ways To Commit Suicide list
GenesisUltima: LOL!
GenesisUltima: I will thank you, immesnly
Afext: just remember, no matter how low you are, there are always people who are uglier than you
Afext: Me? I have Ernie and Jason to make fun of
Afext: And you
Afext: But anyway...
Afext: And Travis
Afext: lol
GenesisUltima: lol
Afext: *yawns*
Afext: whereas Jason and Ernie make fun of me
GenesisUltima: Well
Afext: You have Lond and uh... Lond... and, uh... Travis to make fun of
GenesisUltima: I'm your scapegoat
GenesisUltima: haha
Afext: and retards to eat at Jack in the Box
Afext: to
Afext: who
Afext: lol
Afext: RETARDS TO EAT!
GenesisUltima: lol
Afext: MMMM DAMN GOOD RETARDS!
GenesisUltima: Yummy
GenesisUltima: Nothin better than hard boiled retards to get a start in the morning
GenesisUltima: Or Retards Benedict
Afext: I like how you saute them and then lay them in a bed of saffron cous-couse
Afext: rr
Afext: minus that last e
GenesisUltima: yeah
Afext: heh heh
GenesisUltima: or my favorite
Afext: note how I lifted that 'in a bed of saffron cous-cous" from Limbo LOL
GenesisUltima: Lay them in a shallow dish with a light creme sauce, bake for 20 minutes, and coat with cheese.
GenesisUltima: nothing better
Afext: LOL
Afext: LOL
Afext: oh man LOL
GenesisUltima: :-D
Afext: I perfer to just take my retards plain and then spurt some Easy Cheese on them
GenesisUltima: lol
GenesisUltima: LOL
Afext: Makes for a quick and easy after school snack
Afext: i feed the ones that get drool on the easy cheese to the dogs
GenesisUltima: Wheelchairs also make a gourmet treat
GenesisUltima: when candied
Afext: I some times forget to kill them before I eat them so they keep drooling everywhere
Afext: lol
GenesisUltima: lol
Afext: yeah, the electric powered ones are really crunchy
GenesisUltima: I chipped a tooth on one once
GenesisUltima: hurt like hell
Afext: and they offer a bit of a lively jolt when bitten into
Afext: haha
Afext: yeah i bet
GenesisUltima: I said, GODDAMN ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR! and then it pulled a doughnut on my tongue.
Afext: hm.
Afext: gives a whole new light to 'candied canes'
GenesisUltima: LOL
GenesisUltima: which brings up my next point
GenesisUltima: OLD PEOPLE!
Afext: ahhaah
Afext: old people are too chewy for me
GenesisUltima: Well
Afext: they're like fucking gummy bears
GenesisUltima: Did you leave the depends on or off?
GenesisUltima: depends are really chewy man
GenesisUltima: errt
Afext: I eat my retards and old people NAKED thank you.
GenesisUltima: LOL
Afext: I bite off their appendages first, hee hee... uh
GenesisUltima: LOL
Afext: Sometimes the retards have... no, nevermind
GenesisUltima: LOL
GenesisUltima: That was pretty sick
GenesisUltima: I don't know what I was thinking
Afext: lol
GenesisUltima: lol
Afext: that weird mutated third testicle is like the creme filling in chocolate bunny eggs
GenesisUltima: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
GenesisUltima: *vomits*
Afext: LOL
GenesisUltima: JESUS, I was just KIDDING when I said that!
Afext: Too bad
GenesisUltima: Who would've known
Afext: :P
GenesisUltima: ...I like cadsbury eggs ;-P
Afext: Yes, but they contain mutated third retard testicles
Afext: And I BET YOU DO! *looks at you*
GenesisUltima: ALL THE BETTER THEN! PIP PIP CHEERIO!
GenesisUltima: * dances a jig*
GenesisUltima: *playes bagpipes*
GenesisUltima: See how I mixed 3 different cultures there?
GenesisUltima: *strokes kilt...* ERRT
GenesisUltima: lol
Afext: Uhm
Afext: Heh heh
GenesisUltima: lol
Afext: Sara likes it when I do that
Afext: RRR
GenesisUltima: LOL!
Afext: I thought you siad clit, sorry.
GenesisUltima: OH!
GenesisUltima: LMAO!!!!!!!
GenesisUltima: HAHAHA!
Afext: *grins*
Afext: or, better yet
Afext: when I tell her to do it to herself
GenesisUltima: lol
GenesisUltima: haha
GenesisUltima: are you gonna continue AIM files?
Afext: haha well, I continue saving them... AIM files is gone though
GenesisUltima: ahhh