lindturtle: Once I noticed I was on fire, I
decided to relax and enjoy the fall.
Afext: yeah
lindturtle: yeah, so, its just a suggestion
Afext: uh huh
lindturtle: dont get all uppity and offensive
like, talk my ears off, you do
Afext: huh
lindturtle: gawds brad, just shut up a minute,
would you?
lindturtle: i cant get a word in edge-wise
Afext: uhm
Afext: r...rr..really.
lindturtle: i dont know how people can
converse with you, but i will say this - -
theres never a dull moment
lindturtle: youre like a freaking cheerleader.
Afext: it's good to know
Afext: ra ra ra! *high kick*
lindturtle: yeah, thought it would be.
lindturtle: thats really grotesque, now that i
think about it.
lindturtle: euw!
lindturtle: thats hilariously grotesque.
Afext: i'm not wearing underwear either!
lindturtle: why do your not-real-hi-kicks make
me think: french circus!
lindturtle: euw. lol. euw.
lindturtle: oh, thats disgusting ... i have an
image of a grasshopper, one of those big
ones, doing hi-kicks in the corner, cheeping
Afext: lol
lindturtle: and he has your hair
Afext: lol
Afext: on secksi grasshopper
lindturtle: my sister almost found a story i
wrote about being a highschool aged
prostitute
lindturtle: wouldnt be a big deal, cept it wasin
first person, and my mom would have
thought it real or something
lindturtle: could have gotten ugly
Afext: lol
lindturtle: luckily, i slammed my sisters left
breast into the wall, and recovered the
writings
Afext: LOL
Afext: ouch
lindturtle: as it is, now my mothers angry
with me anyway, because wejust cant find
whitneys nipple - and were afraid shell never
be the same
Afext: uh huh
lindturtle: should have given me my story
back, thats what i think. this all could have
been prevented
lindturtle: im discovering there actually are a
lot of really nice sites on geocities ... its odd
lindturtle: "WAITER:
Good evening, miss. Good evening, oh
sovereign lord and master.
DOOM:
Cease your prattle, lackey! Read us the
specials!"
lindturtle: Fugue Comedy
lindturtle: you really ought to appreciate what
im sharing with you
Afext: really
lindturtle: yes, because it brings a smile to the
face and is tons of family fun.
lindturtle: hm. i think i ought to go to bed.
tired. oh, wait!
Afext: hm
lindturtle: IM cherubofd ... just talk to
whoever it is, and pretend to be IMing at
random. dont mention me. i want to see
who cherubofd is. please?
lindturtle: please? (gads,im begging ... oh my
...) please?
Afext: Uhm
Afext: No?
lindturtle: please brad?
Afext: no?
Afext: *looks around*
Afext: *points* go ask that guy over there
lindturtle: why not? no, youre the onlyone on
whos appropriate. please?
lindturtle: please, he/she might sign off
lindturtle: i swear to god this is not a trick
lindturtle: i just need you to see who the
person is, thats all.
lindturtle: oh... oh. forget it.
Afext: hm?
lindturtle: its ... ok. he signed off. umm ...
Afext: oh, linds, i'm so sorry...
lindturtle: shut up with the sarcasm
lindturtle: going to bed.
Afext: i'm not sarcastic... *puts his arms around you*
i'm here for you, you know...
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Afext: okay so maybe not.
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Afext: i really should stop messaging you now
because you are obviously not there, hmpf.
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Afext: see if i ever pointlessly im you again! ha!
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Afext: ...i really am this sad. oh well. night linds who
isnt there, sleep well.
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