Afext: Blarwp
Alli7wb: hey
Afext: sup?
Alli7wb: updating my journal, you?
Afext: not'n really
Alli7wb: how was your day?
Afext: it was alright
Afext: nearly god killed, my fault though
Alli7wb: driving?
Afext: i dont know how to let things alone
Afext: nah
Alli7wb: piss off some gang members?
Afext: not gang members, fucking high schooler
i-am-better-than-you peices of shit... gah, got
shit from them in HS and still am getting shit
Afext: Course, I'm not quite as afraid as I used
to be, which is pretty stupid of me
Afext: add skater/preppy in their somewhere
Alli7wb: ahh, yeah i know the type
Afext: They think their the dopest shit with
their straw pea-shooters... gah.
Afext: *yawns* Oh well
Alli7wb: lol
Alli7wb: ugh, i hate when i go to submit my
entry and it says connection refused
Afext: So do i.
Alli7wb: damn them
Afext: damn the man. lol
Alli7wb: lol, exactly!
Alli7wb: okay, now i cant even get into the
main editing area
Afext: hrm maybe they're dying
Alli7wb: seems like it
Alli7wb: that or they just dont like me
Afext: maybe
Afext: ;P
Alli7wb: lol
Afext: Yay! Lindsay is online! ::jumps up and
down, and does cartwheels and other happy
things::
Alli7wb: dang, i guess she gets the welcome
committee everytime she comes online :o)
Afext: Not really
Afext: :P
Alli7wb: finally the update went through
Afext: Thank goodness. Trix are for kids!
Alli7wb: i prefer corn puffs
Afext: So do I!
Afext: Wow!
Afext: We have SO MUCH in common
Alli7wb: esp in the cereal department..lol
Afext: Perhaps we shall marry some day? Nahh.
I think the corn puffs would be a daily row
between us.
Alli7wb: yes yes
Afext: "Your bowl is fuller than mine!'
Afext: "No it's not! You old cock!"
Alli7wb: lol, the last bowl is MINE
Afext: "OLD COCK?! Yeah well you're a great
eater of beef!"
Afext: Crap, I'm just full of shakespearean
insults
Alli7wb: mm, i like lucky charms too
Alli7wb: but plain, with no milk
Afext: Oops well thats it, lucky charms? Our
imaginary marriage is OVER
Afext: I never loved you! It was a big mistake!
Alli7wb: nah, it's all YOUR fault
Afext: I want to erase the memory from my
mind!
Afext: *Blah!*
Afext: MY fault? my fault? HAH!
Alli7wb: if only you had bought me more pops
Afext: Surely you jest!
Alli7wb: i wouldnt have turned to other
cereals
Afext: Hah! Well you galavanting about with
your lucky charms! I swear!
Afext: Have you no decency woman?!
Alli7wb: I'm going to find someone who will
love me and all my cereals
Afext: Fine!
Afext: I dont even like cereal!
Afext: Our fake marriage was, uh, a sham!
Alli7wb: yeah
Afext: I used you for your, uhm, tounge
depressors!
Alli7wb: lol
Alli7wb: i used you for your corn pops
Afext: Gah!
Afext: I see how it is now!
Alli7wb: all those times i told you the mail
man ate the last bowl...it was really me
Afext: Yeah well missy. Let me get the stomach
pump and I'll get those right out of you!
Afext: OOOooh don't you bring the mail man into
this!
Afext: He'd never use me for MY cereal!
Alli7wb: that's what you think
Afext: *Hrm.*
Alli7wb: it's time for imaginary divorce
court
Afext: lol, i've lost all my oompf
Alli7wb: the mail man's brother is the
presiding judge
Afext: Lindsay's all pissed because a friend of
her did somethig extremely stupid (Breaking and
entering, grand theft auto, destroying public
property, destroying public property, attempted
manslaughter, resisting arrest)... you can figure
out the story.
Alli7wb: oooh, that's bad
Afext: err
Afext: make the second Public, private
Alli7wb: is the person over 18?
Afext: Yes
Afext: or maybe not
Afext: let me ask
Afext: Oh
Afext: he's 16
Afext: maybe thats why he's getting only 10
years
Alli7wb: 10 years in jail?
Afext: yeah
Alli7wb: wow, that is still major
Afext: I suppose
Afext: I have no compassion for people who do
hideously stupid things like he did, and I dont
care what substances he was on at the time.
Alli7wb: yeah
Alli7wb: he was probably tried as an adult
Alli7wb: that was a lot to do at once, very
stupdi
Alli7wb: stupid
Afext: I think this is the arguement where
Lindsay gets defensive, gets pissed at my
hard-headedness towards idiotic people, and
gets PO'd at me and hates me forever.
Alli7wb: aww
Alli7wb: you just see it objectively