Afext: Boo
blackyouout: hey
Afext: you should be sleeping ;P
Afext: lol
Afext: Course, I should be too
Afext: Read your weblog
blackyouout: should be, and what i am are two totally diffrent
things
blackyouout: whoa, you type REALLY fast
Afext: and, uhm now I'm IMing you... Took me
forever to finally get your contact info,
considdering I'm downloading mp3s left/right on
a modem, lol
Afext: Yeah, Id o
Afext: errr
Afext: Not always well, though.
blackyouout: so are you mad at me for a canadian joke or are
you responding to my 'help' message lol
Afext: Hhaha no make all the canadian jokes
you want, but yeah, I read your help message,
way too quickly
Afext: Not a lot of people to talk to so I figured
I'd IM you, I should actually read the help
message now
Afext: I run ElectricBiscuit.com
blackyouout: *checks out your .com*
Afext: Yeah I'm a domainator. ha ha ha. hmm.
blackyouout: i'll be one by my birthday
blackyouout: hopefully ill have a domain by then
Afext: Any ideas on what it'll be?
blackyouout: you blog waaaaay more then anyone else's site
ive been to lol
Afext: lol
Afext: Yes, I tend to blog a lot, and then I have
four other people who blog... Rarely...
Afext: My g/f blogs occasionally (Ana Cohen)
and Alli, who is a total babe, I just did her
webcam page (Ariel Welsh) posts a bit more...
Afext: We're all under fake names
Afext: except for "Lindsay, The Lesbian Bead
Farmer"
Afext: it's all explained on the about us page, lol
blackyouout: ahh sorry about that
blackyouout: i disconnected
Afext: It's okay
blackyouout: anyways, I like your site. i dont think i could
ever blog that much lol
Afext: lol... well... ok. (I've actually got nothing
to say in reply for once in my life.)
blackyouout: hahah yeah thats got to suck. well, why arent
YOU sleepin
Afext: it's only 1:20 here!
blackyouout: its all like, 4:20 here haha
Afext: *coughs* lol
blackyouout: yeah, well I know I should be sleeping.. buuuutt
yanno
Afext: A friend of mine send me some APC...
two songs, Orestes and Renholder
Afext: I can't say that I listened to more than
30 seconds of Renholder before I stopped it...
I'm not in the mood for APC right now, lol
blackyouout: 3 libra's is a pretty good song for when youre
"not into anything hard" mood type thing
Afext: Well, I'm listening to Cat Stevens right
now, which is about as far from anything hard
as is humanly possible
blackyouout: hahaha, yeah well. my grandmothers patsy cline
i think beats your cat stevens
Afext: Well...uh...uh... Uhm.
Afext: I think my... uhm...
Afext: Well shit.
blackyouout: yeeeah uh huh
blackyouout: dont try lol
Afext: my Vitamin C beats your grandmothers
Patsy Cline! :P
blackyouout: pshhhhhhh
blackyouout: well..
blackyouout: uhm
Afext: No no
Afext: Aimee Mann beats Patsy Cline
Afext: hands down
blackyouout: ahahah
blackyouout: yes! you have beaten me
Afext: lol
blackyouout: i fold
blackyouout: but when i think of a better one
Afext: That sounds homoerotic s&m style, you
gotta resist saying things like that :P
blackyouout: ill be sure to let ya know
blackyouout: hahahha
Afext: "yes! you have beaten me" ... just watch
the eyebrows in the room raise
blackyouout: alright ill try
blackyouout: i'd get a lot of attention though
blackyouout: thats all that matters
Afext: lol yeah
Afext: Who cares if the panties chafe your
balls, you get attention, eh? :PP
blackyouout: for the rest of the time id be known at the "guy
that got beaten"
blackyouout: haha
Afext: You don't like rainy days or cold
weather... You freak of nature!
blackyouout: hahahah
blackyouout: well its been rainy and cold the past 3 days
here
blackyouout: i had to put that down
Afext: hehe
Afext:
http://www.homunculus.com/aliaj/mcgowanrx78
98/McGowanInfoX.html
Afext: I figured I'll share the wealth
Afext: lol
blackyouout: yesssss
blackyouout: *checks it out*
Afext: I don't find her attractive any more,
sadly... She used to do it for me pretty bad
blackyouout: what changed your outlook on her
Afext: I just got sick of her
Afext: I realize over time that she's not as
attractive as I thought she was
blackyouout: I saw her in Ready to Rumble, she was one of
the Nitro girls and then that converted me to mcgowanism
Afext: It's like watching Scream now and
realizing how much Neve Campbell looked like an
ugly butch lesbian, when everyone was wanking
over her
blackyouout: hahahah
blackyouout: then who do you find attractive
Afext: On Iconophile... I dunno
Afext: but
Afext: http://www.electricbiscuit.com/galleries/
Afext: Angelina Jolie and Milla Jovovich are my
pics
Afext: picks
Afext: (not to mention theres 140 pics of each
under their folders)
blackyouout: *looks*
blackyouout: GEEZ
blackyouout: haha yeah id say their your favs
Afext: (along with random misc stuff under
BOTD, and then a big hardcore gallery of Jenna
Jameson for my friends irl)
blackyouout: ill be here all night going through your galleries
lol
Afext: lol
Afext: I have a pretty huge collection on drive,
6,500 pictures
Afext: 40 individual model/women galleries, stuff
like that
blackyouout: how did you get the patience to do all that lol
Afext: It's nothing compared the friend of mine
who got me started on collection, who has like
10,000 pics... he's got some good stuff
Afext: lol, it's really easy
blackyouout: well I guess if you have your mind set on it
anythings possible right? lol
Afext: Gotta use GetRight's File Browser, so you
can just extract the file names from websites
and then mass download entire 100 image
galleries
Afext: lol
blackyouout: WELL! lol you certainly know your way around
the system
Afext: lol
Afext: Well, you pick up little tricks when you've
been online for four years
blackyouout: I've only been online for.. *thinks* 1 1/2
Afext: You've got a long way to go, lol
blackyouout: I'll get there, watch. lol
Afext: yeah yeah, i'll have to be your mentor or
something ;PP
blackyouout: you'll get bored of the internet and one day in
like.. 19 years decide to come on and ill message you "guess who
won" and youll be astonished lol
Afext: lol
Afext: By then instant messaging wont exist,
we'll have AOL datalinked into our brains, and
we can psycho-communicate instantly or
something
Afext: And then some AOL hacker will turn us
into drooling retarded slaves. *cries*
blackyouout: ahahah!!
blackyouout: aww, that'll suck. ahh well. STILL! i'll let it be
known that I won
Afext: We'll look like Bruce Willis in the cell in 12
Monkeys, crying "WhY aM I ChAiNeD!?!" with a
thick line of saliva hanging out of our mouths
Afext: And Mr. AOL hacker will be like "3y3
0\\'Nz j00 f00L, ph34r!"
blackyouout: ahhhhh.. well. I hope by that time I'll be
someone important so they can't do that to me
blackyouout: ahahah
Afext: With our luck, Mr. AOL Hacker will be a
scientologist, and pretty soon the world be run
by Kristy Alley and John Travolta
blackyouout: ahaha, yeah that'd be intresting
blackyouout: re-runs of "look who's talking" imprinted in our
minds, etc
Afext: That's the thing to hate... Not
Canadians, Scientologists
Afext: lol
blackyouout: yeah, ill have to write a speech about it
blackyouout: lol
blackyouout: i didn't think anyone actually looked at my blog,
seems as though it's a ghetto version of one
Afext: Course you'll be an enemy of scientology
then, and they'll have to kill you
Afext: Well, I got to it cos of Power Bloggers
Afext: I wanted to see what dip shit was
beating me
Afext: and I'm actually using this IM to trace
you to your house so I can beat you down. ;P
blackyouout: whats power blogger
Afext: www.torrez.org/top
blackyouout: ahahaha
blackyouout: my gramma will take you down
Afext: Yeah, her and patsy cline.
blackyouout: you NEVER know lol
blackyouout: and according to this site youre beating me lol
blackyouout: i didnt even know they had things like this
Afext: it's quite fun
Afext: I was beating the crap out of everyone
last nig--morning around 5am, ahha..
Afext: I've been #1 twice now
blackyouout: well once i getta layout, ill give you some good
compitition ;)
blackyouout: ahh
blackyouout: the smiley came up
blackyouout: doh
Afext: Smiley?
blackyouout: yeah on my aim a little yellow head popped up
Afext: *looks confused*
blackyouout: ahaha, nevermind it's 4:46 here you gotta
excuse me
Afext: aw alli went to bed, no more alli cam
*cries*
Afext: it's already 2am... god
Afext: all i've eaten all day has been nachos at
the theater when I saw M:I2
blackyouout: thats a kick ass movie
blackyouout: i seen it friday
Afext: it was okay
Afext: too long, the chick was a walking gob of
concealer, her skin on her face wasn't even
semi real looking, and not enough action
blackyouout: i think i got into it more then i should've but
*shrug*
Afext: I wanted non-stop action, thats what I
expected, it's been so long since I've wanted to
see some major ass kicking
Afext: and then I get disappointed like that
Afext: All the slow mo shots of him and her
made me want to gag myself to death
blackyouout: the fight at the end was good
blackyouout: the chase and all
Afext: but the entire movie paid for itself with
the bird sequences, those were amazing
blackyouout: hahahahahh
Afext: I caught myself not breathing because of
how beautiful the bird shots were
Afext: I got a little arouses by those birds.
Afext: err
Afext: aroused
Afext: ...
blackyouout: how she gave herself the injection, all these
girls were all "oh my god nooo!!" up in the theatre
blackyouout: i was like "...oook"
Afext: lol
Afext: I was like "YEAH DIE!"
blackyouout: ahhaha
Afext: "COVER GIRL, uh, GIRL!"
Afext: gah
blackyouout: ahaha
Afext: Seriously, the face really bothered be
horribly through out the entire movie
Afext: I kept looking at her skin and going "Ew."
Afext: be-me
blackyouout: like you knew that they were going to hit it off
when they saw each other at the beginning
Afext: It was worse than the girl I was with last
year
blackyouout: and that music played
blackyouout: i was like "geeezzz.."
Afext: I think we knew they were gonna hit it
off right when he said her name... Err, before
the fucking movie started
Afext: The entire movie was typical and
predictable ;P
Afext: I mean, seriously, who the hell was
surprised they hit it off? :P "Gee! I had no idea
he was going to bone her!"
blackyouout: ahaha yeah, they tried to make it a love story
blackyouout: when it wasnt supposed to be
blackyouout: i was surprised they didnt get it on in the
bathtub scene
Afext: I wish it was rated r... they should refilm
it, cut out that bitch, and just have non stop
graphically grotesqe action for 2 hours
Afext: none of that story bullshit
blackyouout: hahahahaha
Afext: I was waiting for her to fumble and
moan, with his head up her skirt
Afext: in the bathtub that is
blackyouout: i dont think they've made any movies like that
lately
Afext: I mean, damn, that's what I would have
done in that situation, mmm mmm mmm.
blackyouout: the gladiator wouldve been a good movie if they
cut the women out of it
Afext: Gladiator would have been really good if:
1) Ridley Scott didn't direct it, and 2) If I didn't
have any of the slow shitty scenes, which I
can't quite figure out what or when they were
but the movie moved rather slowly here and
there
Afext: I think I will forever dislike Ridley Scott's
directing, I loved the beautiful shots of Rome
and stuff, those were very well done, but ugh...
I realy dislike his directing for some reason
blackyouout: i liked the actual arena scenes when they were
fighting and all
Afext: I think it's a subconsious urge to hate
him for what he did to "Do Androids Dream of
Electric Sheep?" for Blade Runner
Afext: Ahh yes
Afext: And the opening battle was breath taking
blackyouout: that prince that became a king was the biggest
sissy ive ever seen
Afext: You mean, the son who became the
ceasar ;P
blackyouout: okay yeah.. lol
Afext: Yeah, he seriously pissed me off... the
more I think about his character and how he
was acted the more annoyed I get
blackyouout: he cryed majority of the movie
Afext: During the movie I didnt mind him so
much, but looking back he makes my skin crawl
blackyouout: ahahah
Afext: Course, I'd want to do my sister too if
she looked like that *cough*
blackyouout: ahhhh, i don't think i'd go that far lol
Afext: I thought her son was a girl when we
first see him
Afext: I was like "Wow, that little girl is gonna
grow up and be pretty damn cute."
Afext: It was like the majority of my friend's
reactions to Hanson
Afext: Alll over again...
Afext: I went "Holy shit! That's a boy!" in the
theater
Afext: And everyone looked at me
blackyouout: ahahah
blackyouout: yeah
blackyouout: he talked like a girl too
Afext: Kinda
blackyouout: well, he had a more feminine voice then the
normal boy that age
Afext: Well he was roman, what do you expect
Afext: ;P
Afext: lol I dunno
blackyouout: going on 5am
blackyouout: whew
Afext: 2am now
blackyouout: im still not tired
Afext: lol
blackyouout: what state are you in
Afext: California, the southern bit, a bit below
LA
blackyouout: i have a friend that lives in huntington beach
Afext: I think everyone has a friend that lives in
hungington beach
blackyouout: i should move there when i get old enough
blackyouout: since everyone lives there
Afext: Blah, California sucks, let me assure you
Afext: Stay as far away from here as possible
Afext: Unless you live in San Fransico
blackyouout: it cant possibly be any worse than virginia
Afext: All the gay people in San Fran wont let
that city turn into a pile of shit
Afext: Hahhaha virginia..
ahgahaaaahbahahahahhahahah
Afext: ;P
blackyouout: hhhhhushhhhhhhh man lol
blackyouout: i dont live in the hick-area
Afext: Suuuurreee you don't
Afext: You look like a hick!
blackyouout: i doooooooooo not
blackyouout: how many hicks you know have blue hair.
blackyouout: lol
Afext: Quite a few, it's a new trend
blackyouout: hmmm..
blackyouout: well, i can assure you that Im not a hick
Afext: Sure you're not.
Afext: You get off on Rose McGowan. You
scream hick
blackyouout: lol alright ok suuure pick on the virginian i see
Afext: You have to be cool and SoCal
Avante-gard like me, and get off on Milla
Jovovich and Angelina Jolie ;PP
blackyouout: btw, im beating you on the power bloggers thing
Afext: Ah! Fuck you! .aaahh... *runs from the
room, tears streaming from his eyes*
blackyouout: ahahahah
blackyouout: i seriously didnt know they had things like this
Afext: I have offically seen the most redundant
mp3 name in the world...
Afext: Heavy Metal - Heavy Metal - Sammy
Hagar- Heavy Metal.mp3
Afext: Not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES
the Heavy Metal!
blackyouout: geez
blackyouout: thats a lot of heavy metal
blackyouout: lol
Afext: I have determined that I am not a
perfect circle fan
Afext: But I suppose I make up for it by liking
Snake River Conspiracy
blackyouout: I just started listening to apc a few days ago
Afext: i wish i had some aphex twin encoded
Afext: and some skinny puppy
Afext: I should encode those now, just for
standby, but maybe not
blackyouout: im hungry... brb im going to go get some food
Afext: hehe
Afext: now i'm downloading shit off of napster
Afext: 1,450 mp3s, 5.42 gigs... eegad.
Afext: 84 hours of music, you can't beat that
Afext:
http://www.electricbiscuit.com/art/mp3list.html
<--- Yeeeah
Afext: gonna go get myself something to eat
now
blackyouout: baccck
Afext: lol
blackyouout: corndogs
blackyouout: lol
Afext: lol
Afext: I'm eating ritz snack mix
Afext: but it's none too good
Afext: so maybe I'll get sumthin else
blackyouout: admit you'd rather be eating a corndog
blackyouout: lol
Afext: well yes
Afext: I admit
blackyouout: aha!
blackyouout: you admit that iiiii have the better food
Afext: I never said I didn't
Afext: lol
Afext: Oh fuck you too
Afext: Yeah well
Afext: Admit my website kicks your website's
ass ;P
blackyouout: ahaha
blackyouout: your weblog page is better then mine, yes
blackyouout: lol
Afext: Aha!
blackyouout: i cant help i can't do layouts
Afext: So I seriously kick your ass *bwahaha*
Afext: Yes, I've got mad design skillz
Afext: It's only because I'm a woman in disguise
or something
blackyouout: well, if i ever find someone to help me with one
blackyouout: im not worried about having a magnificant blog
page just anythings better then the one i got now lol
Afext: *sings* here comes my baby, here she
comes nows...
blackyouout: *runs*
Afext: lol
Afext: eeexxxcccuuusseee me
Afext: cat stevens rules :P
blackyouout: hahahah SUUUUUREE
Afext: go check out my ultra leet mp3 list
Afext: notice how I dont have any cRAP ;PPPP
blackyouout: well what if i was a raging redneck like you make
me out to be. then i wouldnt like any of these lol
Afext: We know you secretly want to have
sweaty butt sex with Alan Jackson and Garth
Brooks
blackyouout: aaaaaaaaah
blackyouout: i think ill pass on that one
Afext: lol
Afext: oh my god!
Afext: SRC covered He Said She Said
blackyouout: what
Afext: (by the beatles)
Afext: I didn't even connect those two
Afext: i started downloading it and didnt realize
it now
blackyouout: the things you find out on napster
Afext: yeah
Afext: totally
Afext: I love this song
blackyouout: im listening to apc
Afext: they even do it justice
Afext: I've never been one to like heavy
rock/industrial bands with chick singers that
sound like SRC's chick singer... but wow, SRC
kicks ass
blackyouout: never heard em i dont believe
Afext: no one really has
Afext: their unknown
Afext: gah i hunger. gonna get myself some ritz
crackers and easy cheese *oink oink*
blackyouout: ahah alright
Afext: black
blackyouout: yellow
Afext: orange
blackyouout: *gag*pink
Afext: sadistic blue
blackyouout: bright green
Afext: pimpin' purple

blackyouout: happinin hip hop white
Afext: rightist red
blackyouout: burnt brown
Afext: supernova casanova green clovah
Afext: (wtf)
blackyouout: ahaha the hell
Afext: we're both screwed up