A Fex T: hey
LindTurtle: heya. whats going on A Fex T?
LindTurtle: (why is that so fun to type? tehee.)
LindTurtle: what would you wish for, if you had
three wishes, and couldnt wish for more wishes?
A Fex T: I D On T know
A Fex T: oo
A Fex T: i'd wish for inifinite wealth
A Fex T: i'd wish for a life ending disease,
that left me with about 5 years to live
A Fex T: and i'd wish for...
A Fex T: well
A Fex T: after that
A Fex T: i dont have anything more to wish
for
LindTurtle: really? heres my three ive been
thinking them over the last half hour
LindTurtle: (although they dont seem that in
depth)
LindTurtle: firstly, id wish to be the most
insanely beautiful attractive person until i die
LindTurtle: then id wish that every mistake i ever
make id learn from
A Fex T: as for "about 5 years to live"... it's
give or take a year randomly... so I could die
in four years or live for six years... like that
LindTurtle: (ah) and then and wish to have a
personal talkie-talk relationship with God himself
A Fex T: your three wishes blow ass
A Fex T: no offense or anything :P
LindTurtle: lol. oh, as if theyre worse than "id
like to have a really convenient suicide"
A Fex T: no no
A Fex T: cos like
A Fex T: gah
A Fex T: well alright
A Fex T: you're right :P
A Fex T: but still
A Fex T: it'd make my last years alive very
exciting
LindTurtle: why?
A Fex T: especially with that inifinit wealth
A Fex T: i mean
A Fex T: i'd be able to do everything i'd want
to do in my life
A Fex T: and I'd finish at my death
A Fex T: so I wouldnt have to worry about
being bored of my wealth
A Fex T: You see?
LindTurtle: yeah, still thou.
LindTurtle: id never wish to die.
A Fex T: it's the first thing i'd wish probably
LindTurtle: i think, and this is shallow, my most
important wish is the pretty pretty princess of the
world one
LindTurtle: just cause, if youre a girl - that can
get you infinate wealth
A Fex T: well you're fucked and we all know
that
A Fex T: lol blah :P
LindTurtle: its true ;-)
A Fex T: actually
A Fex T: on the other side
A Fex T: my three wishes would be
A Fex T: 1. to grow up, and be happy. 2.
have a splendid wife 3. have atleast two
great offspring who achive something great
in their lives
LindTurtle: wow. those are ... sort of cool
A Fex T: and by splendid i dont mean she's a
minx in the sack
LindTurtle: i know
A Fex T: good
LindTurtle: id never wish for that kind of stuff
A Fex T: it's all i really wish for, its the only
realistic wishes i can really think of as
possible
LindTurtle: i have no desire for the picket fence
and kids - not even in the back of my mind ... i
think thats really what sets me apart from most
people
LindTurtle: itll probably happen
A Fex T: in 40 years i just want to be able
to look back on my life, sitting in a chair in
my library reading a book, and think of how i
lived my life... and how ok it was, and not
great, but enjoyable
A Fex T: i want to retire peacefully with my
everloving wife... get old, and die
LindTurtle: really, wow.
A Fex T: yeah... if i could just throw all this
shit away, the sitting here and talking, the
listening to radiohead, the worrying about
highschool and life... and just jump to that...
i would be so happy
A Fex T: just to get it all over with
A Fex T: i wish i could die of old age right
now
A Fex T: it's not a suicidal wish
LindTurtle: i get the concept
A Fex T: i just wish i had a good excuse to
die
A Fex T: something final and out of my
hands.. like if I got cancer or something, or
aids...
A Fex T: i would like that and appreciate it...
and because of that, i doubt i will ever get a
major disease...
LindTurtle: aids you live with a long time
A Fex T: well yes but you still end up dead in
the end
A Fex T: well
LindTurtle: my best friends mom has aids ... its
like 20 years
A Fex T: aids sucks, so, nevermind
A Fex T: no offense to aids people
A Fex T: but it was just an example
A Fex T: i wouldnt like to get aids
A Fex T: sexually transmitted diseases are
no fun at all
LindTurtle: it takes its frigging time
A Fex T: yeah
LindTurtle: yeah. get syphilis!
A Fex T: i want something that would come
in and get me quickly... in a matter of a year
or two... or even a week
A Fex T: it'd be like what his name on ally
mcbeal who found the tumor and died in a
day or two or whatever
LindTurtle: thats so not real, you watch ally
mcbeal?
A Fex T: no but everyone told me about it
A Fex T: but it'd be so tight though
A Fex T: if that happened to me
A Fex T: i would love it
LindTurtle: would you change how you act if
you knew you were going to die in a month?
LindTurtle: besides being thrilled?
A Fex T: i dont think i'd change at all
A Fex T: i could say right now
A Fex T: that i'd be bolder
A Fex T: i'd do things i wouldnt do normally
A Fex T: like walk up to a girl i adore and ask
her for a date
A Fex T: but that's bullshit
A Fex T: even if I was going to die in 30
days, i wouldnt be able to
A Fex T: even if i knew it was my last
chance to ever shag, or atleast kiss
someone... i wouldnt be able to
A Fex T: even the power of death wouldnt
help me overcome my fears... unless there
was a gun to my head or something
A Fex T: at that point i wouldnt have a
choice
LindTurtle: i dont think id change much either ...
except, my priorities
LindTurtle: id just get right to what i care about
... except ... i almost do that now anyway. so
really, i dont think id change. i wouldnt be happy
thou
A Fex T: i would tell everyone
A Fex T: and leech off the sympathy
A Fex T: because thats what I do normally
with anything
A Fex T: everyone would be like "fuck you,
youre gonna die, shut the hell up we dont
care" in a week
LindTurtle: lol. i havent even spread the word
about my birthday tue yet
A Fex T: which would make me happy to die
A Fex T: so thats okay
LindTurtle: i should leech more ... something
besides money, anyway
A Fex T: i would definately do anything i
really enjoy a lot more than i do now
LindTurtle: like what?
A Fex T: well
A Fex T: the only thing i can think of is
smoking pot... ahhaha
A Fex T: i am so a fucker
A Fex T: so-such
A Fex T: i cant think of anything else
A Fex T: see, this is if i'm just dying, not
that i have inifinite wealth
A Fex T: i'd need the infinite wealth to go
along
LindTurtle: i think ... id drive everywhere, and
sneak onto a cruise
LindTurtle: no way - id hijack stuff and sneak
into things
A Fex T: first of all, i'd fly up to canada and
have a fuckfest with shannon...
A Fex T: aha
LindTurtle: nice
A Fex T: or whoever happens to me my
current fling
A Fex T: as sad as that is, it's the truth, for
anyone
A Fex T: i'm so realistic sometimes i scare
myself
A Fex T: i'd go meet sara, for sure
A Fex T: i'd meet everyone i know online
A Fex T: because i know i'm the total
oppsoite
LindTurtle: really? how fun. youd be all over the
country
A Fex T: and people who like me will hate me
and people who hate me will, well, keep
hating me
LindTurtle: have you ever met an onlin-y person
before?
A Fex T: I'd die one of the most depressed
people in the country
LindTurtle: lol. naw.
A Fex T: yeah, Mark, iceman, he lives a few
cities away
A Fex T: he rides his bike her sometime
A Fex T: we'd be really dope friends if we
met more often
LindTurtle: my friend kim once ran away from
home, leeched enough money off me for a train
ticket to san diego, and spent a weekend with an
onlin-y guy
A Fex T: really
LindTurtle: yeah. seriously, i was impressed ...
and jealous, at the time
LindTurtle: althou - - she did return to tell me
was he ever a dork
A Fex T: lol
LindTurtle: which i could tell all along. too
freaking melodramatic to be good looking
A Fex T: new eb title: but sometimes it's
exciting to know
someone cares about the random things in
life
LindTurtle: yay!
LindTurtle: much better than stupidoo vamp
thing
A Fex T: Alli said that the first time I talked
to her about her diary
LindTurtle: hm?
A Fex T: when I first caught Alli's diary and
decided to talk to her, she said that about
her diary
A Fex T: I had an urge to look for a new title
A Fex T: so I was looking through aimfiles
A Fex T: and found the first chat with her
A Fex T: and randomly opened it
A Fex T: and tada
LindTurtle: ahaha
LindTurtle:
very good indeed
A Fex T: i think sometimes that
conversations i have can never have
movie/book like lines in them
A Fex T: but i stumble upon some that do
A Fex T: and they stun me sometimes
A Fex T: the new title is too long
A Fex T: gotta shorten it
LindTurtle: puh
A Fex T: ElectricBiscuit becomes EBiscuit
A Fex T: SkyezBlue00: whats the first thing
you'd do/buy if you won like, 100 million bucks?
A Fex T: fly to you
A Fex T: wait
A Fex T: SkyezBlue00: really? very first thing?
SkyezBlue00: lol
A Fex T: buy myself a laptop, a wireless
modem, and then i'd fly to you
SkyezBlue00: haha
A Fex T: 7 posts today for eb. perhaps you should
post and make it a record
LindTurtle: whos skyezblue00?
A Fex T: shanno
A Fex T: n
A Fex T: formerally the dope name
ImpureMorality
A Fex T: SkyezBlue00: i know this sounds really
inconsiderate but if i wont that much money the first
thing i would do would be go to ireland.. and then see
you....
A Fex T: gee you wouldnt take me to ireland
A Fex T: you're so fucking considerate, yeah
A Fex T: i'm not as pissed as i sound
A Fex T: but thats how its mean tot be :P
LindTurtle: you geek
A Fex T: geek?
LindTurtle: yep, just felt right in that situation
A Fex T: lol
A Fex T: i need to do some html for the EB
design archive
A Fex T: but i'll have to download homesite
all over again
A Fex T: blast!
LindTurtle: pow!
LindTurtle: noises are fun
LindTurtle: you are cute. i wish i were 15.
LindTurtle: (referring to: I LOVE YOU
SHANNON!")
A Fex T: for a second there i thought you
were confessing you deep down love for me,
while I walked back to the computer
LindTurtle: LOL
A Fex T: my heart *nearly* skept a beat
A Fex T: ha ha ha!
A Fex T: :P
LindTurtle: oh, yes - brad. i love you!!!!!!!!!!
LindTurtle: lol
A Fex T: nah, i am not nearly that much of a
guy :P
A Fex T: shush
A Fex T: you're injuring my ego the more you
laugh :P
LindTurtle: LOL
A Fex T: :|
A Fex T: :P
LindTurtle: (sorry, you brought that upon
yourself) ;p
A Fex T: hmpf you do know how to strike a
boy down, do you not?
A Fex T: :P
LindTurtle: oh sheesh. youre not as hurt as
youre pretending to be
A Fex T: what if I am?! *tears well in eyes*
LindTurtle: then youre a wuss ;p
A Fex T: hmpf
A Fex T: :P
A Fex T: you're not as hard veneered as you
try to make yourself seem
LindTurtle: oh, you think huh?
LindTurtle: ill have you know im one tough bitch
;-)
A Fex T: it's truth with everyone as tough as
you :P
A Fex T: yeah yeah
A Fex T: I am shaking in my docs
LindTurtle: you wear shoes in the house?! you
freak!
A Fex T: LOL!
A Fex T: I dont
A Fex T: but still
A Fex T: sheesh
A Fex T: lol
LindTurtle: i dont even wear a shirt in the house.
all unnecessary clothing is inherently evil
A Fex T: reaaaly.
A Fex T: er
A Fex T: +l
A Fex T: hmm
A Fex T: *hires private detectives to snap
photos of you walking round the house
shirtless*
LindTurtle: what is this?: +
LindTurtle: lol. no! in a sportsbra
LindTurtle: sportsbra and pj pants/jogging
shorts. its my uniform
A Fex T: yes i know
A Fex T: i'm not stupid
A Fex T: but still :O
A Fex T: er
A Fex T: :P
LindTurtle: fine then, thought you were
A Fex T: photos are photos
A Fex T: hey
A Fex T: ...
LindTurtle: lol
A Fex T: you're out for blood tonight aren't
you? geesh.
LindTurtle: naw, just bored ;-)
A Fex T:
http://www.electricbiscuit.com/galleries/NO
STALGI.jpg < blood
LindTurtle: EUW
LindTurtle: you dorkwad. why do you keep
that?
A Fex T: yay allaire homesite 4.5.1
*sp00ge*
A Fex T: You'd have no idea how often I get
asked for a copy of it
A Fex T: I uploaded it for a friend right now
LindTurtle: people are strange
LindTurtle: if i were a guy, would i peirce my
dick??
LindTurtle: now thats a question to ponder
A Fex T: i wouldnt
A Fex T: unless i was severly drugged
LindTurtle: i think i very well might
LindTurtle: hm. or not.
LindTurtle: i suppose, like how many licks to the
center of a tootsie pop, we'll never know
A Fex T: huh huh huh
A Fex T: *mental picture*
A Fex T: it's a pity i dont know what you
look like
A Fex T: i'm probably envisioning something
far beyond your true beauty
A Fex T: but god knows
A Fex T: it's still a good mental image
LindTurtle: most likely
A Fex T: ...
LindTurtle: lol
LindTurtle: i like to toy with mental images
LindTurtle: i can look really different all the time
A Fex T: for some reason when you said
that, "thong" popped into my head
A Fex T: I am not a fan of thongs at all
LindTurtle: im wearing one ;-)
A Fex T: echk.
A Fex T: LOL
A Fex T: well
A Fex T: Hmmmmm
LindTurtle: sorry, couldnt help it
A Fex T: Maybe thongs arent so bad then
A Fex T: :P
LindTurtle: orange mesh
LindTurtle: i have an interesting collection of
undies, gifts from friends, and the like
A Fex T: interesting
A Fex T: I dont know anyone who gets
undies as gifts from friends
LindTurtle: it occurs to me my friends are a little
off, seeing as they give me underwear
A Fex T: I guess I havent struck gold on the
highschool friends you make that you share
sex toys with
LindTurtle: yes, for christmas mostly
LindTurtle: lol. me and my san luis friends
A Fex T: (as gifts, not actually pass the
dildo around... wipe first!)
LindTurtle: my friends here in fresno are still too
niave. im fixing them ;-)
LindTurtle: oh, did i tell you
A Fex T: (it's like a joint, as terrell said my
first time "it's like kissing everyone in the
room"... well, you can understand how I can
change that around)
LindTurtle: my school called the other day and
told my mother someone reported me getting
drunk on campus?
A Fex T: ahhah
A Fex T: really
LindTurtle: GAH!
LindTurtle: i was so mad
LindTurtle: im not in trouble, of course
LindTurtle: ive never been grounded in my life ...
not really. but, ugh.
A Fex T: hehe same here
LindTurtle: just what i need, someone out to get
me
A Fex T: i dont get in trouble or grounded
LindTurtle: when i was arrested they didnt
ground me, that says something
A Fex T: lol
LindTurtle: i think i egt away with too much
LindTurtle: someone should at least TRY to
kick my ass
A Fex T: i think i do too
A Fex T: ditto
LindTurtle: our church today, at youthgroup,
was about how we shouldnt give oral sex
LindTurtle: i think church is going downhill
A Fex T: why shouldnt you?
LindTurtle: because its sex, overly personal, and
you can get aids
A Fex T: blah they're still spreading
aids-is-on-every-street-corner shit? blah.
i've had enough of that by now
LindTurtle: but ... i dont know. everyone who
goes to church gets that stuff like that is
dissaproved of. cant the leaders actually think of
anything to say that might have a point?