Afext: Your reply saddens me, Mark. I was hoping for you to attempt to be funny, you know, insult me back or something... Attempt is the key word, because you'd have to fail, which I can rely on from you, so I could laugh at you all over again. But, I suppose you're never one to give anyone what they want, like decent writing and/or a good design.
riothero: gosh stuy, you're so juvenile.
Afext: Now that's more like it!
Afext: Who can beat a come back insult like that! Oldest one in the book.
Afext: "Damn you, Stuy! You're such a child! So immature!"
Afext: "Why don't you talk about transdimensional travel like me, an educated person!"
riothero: why should this bother me?
riothero: why should i allow you to disturb me?
riothero: is it simple jealousy?
Afext: I don't know, maybe because everyone agrees with me and is praising me for insulting the living crap out of you... but I suppose famous rich people don't have to worry about popular opinion when their egos are so over-inflated.
riothero: you don't like me, yes yes i understand.
riothero: i've got a shitty website. jesus, just get on with you life.
riothero: it impresses me how you could have such an awesome life, and still find time to write obsessively creepy posts about me.


Afext: You wrote that on your site, someone showed me, no need to repeat yourself...
riothero: i posted it three minutes ago, or so.
Afext: Course, when all you do is repeat others, I suppose repeating yourself isn't so bad.
riothero: ..didn't know you were such a frequent visitor of my site.
riothero: i'm not of yours.
Afext: Nah, I told you, someone pasted it to me.
riothero: repeat others? atley? slimgirl? i hardly go to their sites.
riothero: ..so maybe i'm typical.
riothero: i'm boring.,
riothero: i'm your average untalented dude.
Afext: Someone told me to check out your horrible design this early morning though, so I did actually go over there to check out what horrible thing you did this time around...
Afext: Nah
Afext: I don't care about atley and slim...
Afext: But, you do just rip off other online documents that are unrelated to the weblog scene... Thats what I meant.
riothero: ...like?
riothero: news articles, things i find interesting.. it's called a website, and i put things i find interest on there.
Afext: No use pointing things out, you know what I'm talking about so...
riothero: actually i don't, stuy... i mean, brad.
Afext: When you take the text from a document and put it in your own, it's called plagarism, that's what I'm talking about. But, anyway, anyway, that's not the point here...
Afext: The point is I expect more from you, Mark!
Afext: Or, less, or, you know, one of those things...
Afext: Not that more is as common as less when it comes to you though... Or, so I'm told...
Afext: Mark? Mark?
Afext: Are you there, Mark? Mark? Where are you!? Answer me, Mark!
riothero: what bothers me at all is your tirade against me on the whole "closet homo". that was really unnecessary and has nothing to do with any other part of it. i hate it when people try to hold that up as some sort of weakness. bugs the shit out of me.
Afext: MArrrrk!
Afext: Oh, there you are
Afext: Nah
Afext: I didnt use it as a weakness
Afext: I used it as an inability to accept the truth and the fact that you wave it all over the place like some kind of flag.
Afext: Like Ellen, for example, except you're worse.
Afext: "Hey! I'm a queer! No, wait, I'm not! I am not queer! ... No, wait, I think I am! No, no, I am not! No... Wait, wait... I think... No, yes, no... Oh, wait... Perhaps... Nah. Wait, maybe I'm Bisexual, now!"
riothero: I'm completely unclear, I've NEVER mentioned to being attracted to guys on my weblog.
riothero: never, never.. i like the rainbow, i'm SELF expressing, but i'm not gay.
Afext: Self-expressing in that Madonna kind of way, and then turning around and saying, "I am not an object! I am not a slut!"
riothero: keep writing about me, fine. it's flattering to think that someone so distant, hates me so much. but i remain imperturbable.
Afext: Yes, famous rich gay people need not be bothered... I mean, look at Richard Simmons. Fuck, man, he does not have a problem with being mocked by America and loved by only fat women! He loves it. Go Richard! You might be his side-kick one day, Mark!
Afext: But I dont want to come across as a gay basher because if you were gay, that'd be awesome... But, I hate you for other reasons. Like denying the fact. And having a crappy website.
Afext: A friend offers, "Tell him he needs Lucky Charms, not Fruity Loops if he likes the rainbow so much."
riothero signed off at 3:10:19 PM.