Afext: you're the stalker!
satanjerryrules: guess what happened?
Afext: What?
satanjerryrules: guess what happened?
Afext: What?
Afext: Tell me!
Afext: The suspense is killing me!
satanjerryrules: fuck you
satanjerryrules: ernie got hit by a car
Afext: Hahaha
Afext: Thats awesome, is he dead?
satanjerryrules: no
satanjerryrules: you suck
satanjerryrules: a teacher hit him
Afext: Hahaha thats funny
satanjerryrules: lol
satanjerryrules: no
satanjerryrules: you suck
satanjerryrules: lol
Afext: Man, hahhaa, what kinda car was it? Did it dent his skull?
satanjerryrules: lol
Afext: Did it leave a mercedes benz brand in his forehead? HAHAHA
satanjerryrules: no
satanjerryrules: lol
satanjerryrules: my god
satanjerryrules: no
Afext: Kinda like the doorknob burn in the hand in Home Alone, haha
satanjerryrules: lol!!
Afext: That would be so funny... Instead of Ernie, you could say "HEY BENZ!" ahhaha
satanjerryrules: your sad
satanjerryrules: lol
Afext: "Watch out! Here's comes crysler! Hahahha!"
satanjerryrules: shit man
satanjerryrules: hahahaha
Afext: Does he have tire treads in him? We could call him Firestone... or Goodyear.
Afext: Hhahahah... Ernie's not having a GOODYEAR! HAHAHHA
Afext: Hhahaha... haha...
satanjerryrules: lol
Afext: Man, I am so funny. I kill me.
satanjerryrules: lol
Afext: Nothing is as funny as that car though... It kills ernie, too! hahahhahah
satanjerryrules: thats fucking funny
Afext: It'd be really funny if you went "No, seriously, Ernies dead. I'm serious. No, really." and I would just die laughing
Afext: And then you'd be like "No. Really." and I'd be like "Oh."
Afext: And then I'd run out the door and bust up laughing again
satanjerryrules: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
satanjerryrules: hahahahahahaha
Afext: And then I'd go to his funeral, and dance on his graze
Afext: Grave.
Afext: I'd open up his coffin, and pull his body out and throw it on people
satanjerryrules: hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
Afext: I'd stick it under a car and put up a sign that said "Actual Reinactment of the Accident!"
satanjerryrules: lol!!!!!!!!!
satanjerryrules: oh my god
Afext: "See how it happened, $5 to be behind the wheel and run over Ernie!"
satanjerryrules: you fucking suck
satanjerryrules: lol!!!!!!!
Afext: "$50 for a body part. God knows Ernie doesn't need it anymore!"
satanjerryrules: shit
satanjerryrules: haha
Afext: Did he really get hit by a car?
satanjerryrules: yeah
Afext: Is he like really hurt?
satanjerryrules: he just hurt his leg a little
satanjerryrules: but he called me and told me
satanjerryrules: and its all shawndras fault
Afext: Oh, okay, man, if he was in the hospital, I woulda felt bad for saying all that stuff. I would gone to seen him and brought him a toy car with a little crazed teacher holding an apple behind the wheel.
satanjerryrules: lol
satanjerryrules: hes at home
Afext: "Watch out for those damn dirty teachers! They're out to get us all! Worse than postal workers!" inside the Get Well car.
satanjerryrules: lol
satanjerryrules: right before he left my place
satanjerryrules: we were talking about
satanjerryrules: shawndra
satanjerryrules: she bad luck
Afext: Yeah, she is.
satanjerryrules: but i want to get with her
satanjerryrules: or ernie
Afext: Uh
Afext: ...Uh.
Afext: Uh.
satanjerryrules: lol
Afext: You sure you don't do drugs anymore?
Afext: You have to be seriously fucked up in the head, like I was, or on some serious drugs to want to get with her.
satanjerryrules: yeah
satanjerryrules: im sure
Afext: You're fucked
satanjerryrules: what???
satanjerryrules: how???
Afext: lol
Afext: You want to get with Shawndra!
Afext: You're fucked up, man!
satanjerryrules: i also like karen
satanjerryrules: lol
Afext: Oh man! You're... No, no, you're still just that fucked up.
Afext: Shawndra is worse than Karen, I almost forgot.
satanjerryrules: what about karen???
Afext: Nothing about Karen. I used to like her. Last year. A year ago
satanjerryrules: oh
satanjerryrules: i going to kill luke
satanjerryrules: i told her too
Afext: lol
Afext: Luke is cool
satanjerryrules: he scares me
satanjerryrules: he must die!!!!
Afext: lol
Afext: Paula just called, hmm
satanjerryrules: oh
satanjerryrules: you still talking to her
Afext: Yeah
satanjerryrules: tell her i said hi
Afext: Too late, she has to call me back
satanjerryrules: lol
satanjerryrules: ok
satanjerryrules: what ever
satanjerryrules: ERNIE GOT HIT BY A CAR
satanjerryrules: HAHAHAHAHA
Afext: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Afext: Yeah! HAHAHA What a stupid loser
Afext: hahahhaha
Afext: Man, ugh, that Ernie, what a loser.
satanjerryrules: hey
satanjerryrules: fuck you
satanjerryrules: lol
Afext: He told me if I soaked a penny in vingar for six months and then sucked on it it would make me trip! lol
satanjerryrules: lol
satanjerryrules: is gregg on?
Afext: No
satanjerryrules: oh
satanjerryrules: you were with shawndra twice
satanjerryrules: hahahahaha
Afext: Fuck you, bitch.
satanjerryrules: lol
satanjerryrules: its funny
Afext: I'll eat your testicles for dinner, with red whine and buttery noodles.
Afext: wine.
satanjerryrules: lol
satanjerryrules: fuck
satanjerryrules: hahahaha
Afext: They'd be all crunchy after I rolled them in KFC Extra Crispy powder and deep fried them.
satanjerryrules: lol
satanjerryrules: you wouldn't have much to eat
satanjerryrules: lol
satanjerryrules: more than yours
satanjerryrules: lol
Afext: Fuck you, man.
satanjerryrules: lol
Afext: If you deep fried my penis you'd have a lot more to eat than if you deep fried yours, small penis man!
satanjerryrules: true
satanjerryrules: true
Afext: I'm gonna go take a shower
Afext: I'll catch you later
satanjerryrules: alright
satanjerryrules: later
Afext: Lates
Afext: Give Shawndra's ass a good squeeze for me tomorrow at school. Hahhahaha.
satanjerryrules: OK!!!
satanjerryrules: lol
satanjerryrules: later
Afext: Later