StellarDxm: hey hey guess who got him an A+ in "Whupping a Camel's Ass with a Belt"
StellarDxm: that class rules
Afext: LOL what?
Afext: lol
StellarDxm: fuck if i know
StellarDxm: but as i was saying
StellarDxm: today is Whupping a camel's ass with a belt class
StellarDxm: i mean in
StellarDxm: I got this burly motherfucker in front of me
StellarDxm: wheezing and shit
StellarDxm: when im beating its ass with my belt
StellarDxm: and the teacher is all like
StellarDxm: What the fuck is wrong with you
StellarDxm: use down to up strokes!
Afext: What the fuck???
Afext: You're making me feel like I am stoned off my ass or something because you are totally baffling me
StellarDxm: dude hold up
StellarDxm: So i was like but mr. sacket
StellarDxm: you said up to down
StellarDxm: and he took of his belt and started fucking beating the camel all stylish
StellarDxm: you know
StellarDxm: made all these ass whup tricks all easy looking
StellarDxm: and i was like fuck this
StellarDxm: and i dropped the class
Afext: Hm. Okay, interesting.
StellarDxm: but
StellarDxm: fucking mr. worde the vice principal
StellarDxm: wouldnt let me
StellarDxm: he was like
StellarDxm: Lets resolve this problem
StellarDxm: so we go back up to the third floor
StellarDxm: to the camel room
StellarDxm: and he takes off his belt and whups the shit out the fat ass wheezing camel
StellarDxm: so the fat ass thing keels over dead
StellarDxm: and mr. worde looked all funny
StellarDxm: and ran the hell outta hte room
StellarDxm: Sacket looks at me and is like
StellarDxm: What the fuck just happened
StellarDxm: and i look back with a tear in my eye sobbing
StellarDxm: and say
StellarDxm: i dont know
StellarDxm: i dont know
StellarDxm: and we held each other and cried
StellarDxm: what a great day
Afext: Uh...