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Brad: I think jason caved in his ceiling
Alfred: LOL
Alfred: WHAT?!?
Brad: lol
Brad: I mean, he's been gone for a while
Alfred: lol
Brad: he left to "putty his ceiling" or something for painting
Alfred: oh
Alfred: lol
Brad: and his house looks awfully nasty in places so who knows
Brad: he's good at fucking shit up
Brad: lol
Alfred: lol
Brad: his house could be as well made as his athlon.
Alfred: Some asshole keeps revving their engines....lol
Alfred: Nice.
Brad: lol
Alfred: *hides, because he has 2 athlons*
Brad: hahah
Brad: bastard
Brad: just cos they were probably cheaper, huh?
Brad: and I don't think the old ones are as bad as the new ones
Brad: which supposedly overheat and die if you run Scandisk.
Alfred: lol
Alfred: yeah, they were a little cheaper....and my dad has his vendettas against p3's, passed them down to me, because I am gullible and stupid.
Brad: that whole on board ID thing, huh?
Alfred: yeah
Brad: That you can turn off in the BIOS and comes automaticly turned off.
Alfred: lol
Brad: And isn't used anywhere anywhere for any reason anyway... but you know.
Alfred: lol
Brad: You suffer from the same blind uninformed ignorance that monkeys (and your father) does! ;)
Brad: Like, "Gay sex is bad," clearly blind ignorance!
Alfred: LOL
Brad: And, "Martha Stewart would not look good in a thong."
Alfred: Oh, come on dude, I wasn't feeling well already.
Brad: And, "My penis is the biggest thing any woman will ever see, ever."
Brad: lol
Alfred: lol
Brad: FEAR ME AND MY FLAMING PANTS!!!
Brad: or dont!
Alfred: lol
Alfred: That was great.
Brad: this is going to be hard
Alfred: that's what she said.
Brad: LIKE MY PENIF WIN LOOKIN AT TEH VITAMIN SEE!
Alfred: What?
Brad: sitemap bullshit
Alfred: ah.
Alfred: brb
Alfred: alrighty
Brad: time for buttsex?
Alfred: YES INDEEDY!
Brad: SWWEEET!!!
Alfred: I hope you remembered the lube this time/.
Brad: OMG YOU HAVE NO BUTTHOLE!!!
Alfred: lol
Alfred: Well, stop poking me, then! Owww!
Brad: (Can't see the forest from the trees!)
Alfred: lol
Alfred: Oh, hush, silly. I waxed last week.
Alfred: (this is just disturbing.)
Brad: ew
Brad: ok that was too much right there
Brad: no wait
Brad: OMG I GOT POOP ALL OVER MY PENIF NASTY AND SMELLY!!!!
Brad: there, that was too much
Alfred: I told you to use the dousche!
Alfred: lol
Brad: JESUS YOu can do that yourself! ICKY
Alfred: But I like it when you do it...(THERE, That's too much.)
Brad: But I only like to drink the dirty water afterwards!
Brad: (I WIN!)
Alfred: lol
Alfred: Yes, but I like to lick all the poop and hair off the end that went in!
Alfred: (HAH!)
Brad: But then I like to vomit it back up all over your naked body so it looks like we've been mud restling in a pit full of roadkill'd possums!
Brad: (BOOYAH!)
Alfred: But then I like to lick all the vomit up and swap it into your mouth!
Alfred: (OH GOD STOP!!!)
Brad: I LIKE TO LISTEN TO BRITNEY SPEARS AND BARRY MANILOW WHEN WE DO IT!!!!
Alfred: ok, you win.
Alfred: That last one was just too far.
Alfred: lol....lord.

SECOND ONE!! YAY!!! HAPPY!! HAPPY!! HAPPY!!!

Brad: I'm going to program a Gameboy Advance game named Alfred Turner's Adventures in Poopville
Alfred: LMAO
Brad: You'll have to fight little Poopmonsters, evil villagers turned into Poopmongers, and at the end you will kill Evil King Poopsalot!
Alfred: lol
Alfred: oh man.
Alfred: lol
Alfred: I will use the poopstaff of omens to destroy the plague of diarrhea that has befallen my kingdom!
Brad: LOL
Alfred: lol
Brad: if I knew how to program I'd do it
Alfred: lol
Alfred: that would be great.
Brad: and have sequels... Alfred Turner and the Oracle of Constipations
Alfred: LMAO
Brad: Alfred Turner in Poop Zombies Ate My Toilet Paper!
Alfred: lol
Brad: Alfred Turner vs. The Army of Flatulence
Alfred: LOL!!!!!!!
Alfred: *dies*