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About the Site and Webmaster About the Site and Webmaster ElectricBiscuit.com was registered to a Brad Root on November 22nd, 1999. At that time, Brad was Fourteen (14) years old. He was a youngster! Prior to that, Brad had owned BlairWoods.com, a fan / information site about the movie "The Blair Witch Project," which lived for quite some time to modestly (amazing) popularity. Finally, he decided he had the skills and pure charm to start his own website. ElectricBiscuit was officially launched on November 23rd, 1999. To very little fan fare. Brad was not deterred, though! No! He had balls of steel! He preservers until April 21st, 2000, when he started up the now World Famous Electric Biscuit Weblog. (To very little fan fare). But, due to amazing web skills, linking skills, and pure charisma, Brad collected a large fan base of rabid women willing to rip off their clothes and dance naked for him at his bidding! To this day, ElectircBiscuit.com stands as a salute to the American Dream imbued in all Americans to this day! Brad is truly an American Icon! |
Did You Know? Did You Know? The domain "electricbiscuit" was randomly generated by Glassdog's WhoToy, available under the "Web Toyz" section on their website. "PlasticRocket" was generated this way, also. "Stuyvesant Parker" is Brad. The name was taken from Glassdog's story "Aspects of Reality," view able under their "Storytime" section. Many of the other names on ElectricBiscuit are alias and were either made up randomly, taken from books, or generated using a name script. Bad spelling has always been a staple of the writings on EB and many fans believe that EB should not be tainted with a spellcheker for fear that it would harm the integrity of the humor on the site. |
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Site Map and Descriptions Site Map and Descriptions Over the years ElectricBiscuit has collected a wealth of crap on the server that will never go away. (Honest, some of it just wont delete and we don't know why, we think it's a server side issue but our admin is no help). Hopefully this guide will help you browse the site further and assist you in making the decisions that may affect the rest of your life. |
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The Main Page The Main Page The content of this page has varied over the years. Once, a piece of writing, refreshed every week with new thoughts... Now, a weblog that is as dull as my penis is limp. How sad! But, it offers eventually hilarity the more you read, and it's the best place to find the links to the newest parts of the site. Check it out.
Diaric
Diaric The diaric / thought log of Brad, AKA Stuyvesant Parker. That's pretty much all you can say about it. Attempting to be the revamp of The Effervescent Stuyvesant, and Chemfet combined. Does it succeed? I don't think so.
The AIM Files
The AIM Files The first of it's kind, the Original AIM Files pioneered internet voyeurism by posting sometimes humorous, sometimes serious, and some times downright depressing log files our faithful webmaster had the nerve to share with everyone. The reality television shows of late have clearly tried to pattern themselves after the formula that made The AIM Files such a success but have failed to do so, so far.
Wallpapers
Wallpapers Show the world you're a fan of the one and only Electric Biscuit! This wallpapers were created by Brad himself for your desktop decoration pleasure. When EndEffect and DeviantArt aren't enough, you have these to tide you over. Each page has a thumbnail, and download links for the resolution of your choice!
Photographs
Photographs With a lovely camera, Brad takes photographs that border on entirely crappy and somewhat crappy levels, and post them for everyone to see! Not too much here now, but there will be more later! Keep watching the main page for new stuff.
Some Extra Things
Some Extra Things Done yet? Didn't think so. But just in case you are, here is some extra things you can't get to from anywhere else. Enjoy it all you want, abuse it, use it, you can take it. Wait, no, you can't take it. But, view it all you want.
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The Archives The Archives Often over looked, and often underdeveloped on most crappy websites that aren't The Electric Biscuit, the archives are more of a living history of all things EB. You will find all the designs (up until a certain point) and all of the writings (up until a certain point) that have ever appeared on EB. You will also find hidden extras and little things buried in the designs, so it is definitely worth a look if you're bored and have a few days to waste.
The Alfred Turner Explosion
The Alfred Turner Explosion Alfred Turner's own subsection of Electric Biscuit! Once an EB writer, now a Rarely Writes At All, Alfred will grace you with about a paragraph of crap a week, and then disappear again until he deems it proper to write more! It's exciting, it's completely random, but it's pure unadulterated Alfred Turner!
The Galleries
The Galleries Famous around the world, the Electric Biscuit Galleries are often equated with thoughts of perfection, the highest of quality, and amazingly hot babes. If you don't get an erection by taking a single glimpse at a single one of the many images contained herein, you probably don't have a penis, and are more than likely a woman! Shock! Horror! Titles are self-explainatory.
Hate Mail
Hate Mail Mostly referring to the dead body pictures of Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes, the Hate Mail page exists as documentation of the stupidity of the common internet user for future reference. That is, if the internet once again becomes a haven for intelligent free thinking individuals with good taste and they need research into the stupid people that only mommy and daddy talk about to scare them into behaving.
The Guestbook
The Guestbook Going back many numbers of years, the guestbook is not only fun to sign, but to read through, also! Years of entries await your viewing and should not be overlooked for more interesting parts of the site. When you run out of stuff to do, be sure you sign it, and view it.
Search
Search Despite the Extras given, there is still a lot more hidden on EB in directories. If I get my admin to reenable directory listings, remember... Be a nosey bastard. You might just find something you weren't supposed to. (If you get a 403, I'm still trying to get my admin to reenable directory listings for all of EB). On top of that, here is a search function. This wont find anything that isn't text, but it might find some goodies. Play around with it. |
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And Please Remember And Please Remember Unless otherwise noted, all materials on this website are © 1999-2002 Brad Root, and should not be taken for your own personal usage, unless otherwise noted. Return to The Electric Biscuit. |